/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2748

sheep vs woke

Why you suck nigga dick?

rolling for extinction event

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Despite practicing social distancing to limit community spread, the quarantining of self to reduce local transmission, and other personal protection and mitigation activities such as disruption of routine, defensive handwashing, respiratory etiquette, and general compulsive cleanliness, I fear that a CDC contact tracer is hot on my heels and am giving fair warning to all who enter this thread.

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Coofing time, close all your doors
And lock you away from the world
Coofing time, turn out all the lights
Over every business and every school
Coofing time, one last call for rubbing alcohol
So finish your whiskey or beer
Coofing time, you do have to go home
And you can't stay here
I know know who wants to leave their home
I know know whow ants to leave their home
I know know whow ants to leave their home
Can't leave home
Coofing time, time for you to stay in
From places you'll never see
Coofing time, this store won't be open
While your brothers and sisters coof
So gather up your hazmats, move it to the exits
I hope you have found a mask
Coofing time, every new pandemic
Comes from some third world biosafety lab, yeah
I know who wants to leave their home
I know who wants to leave their home
I know who wants to leave their home
Can't leave home

>but can the virus avoid being detected by the test?
It can, depending on the viral load and test accuracy.
>Will my family and I be alright?
Me and my parents are mostly holed up in our apartment right now. We've heard stories from France that were pretty terrifying.

why did you do it man

Someone post that picture of hundreds of corpses in Italy. Shits fucked.

There are any Italian frien, that can explain objectively how the cuban medics are doing there?

Guys, stop scrolling for a second and read this please.
Have you ever seen one single amerimutt who died of Corona-chan? No. Never. No such thing. Corona-chan ravages Italy, people are dropping dead in Russia, China is a ghost country... But zero proven deaths in USA? There's a reason for that
They surely faked statistics to make it look like they have some infected and dead so it would not be so suspicious. It's a global biowar, lads. Led and engineered by mutts and their masters in Tel-Aviv.

Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.

Friendly reminder that 13 millions of innocent chinese people and 1 million of russian pigdogs already died from american bioweapon unleashed on enemies of Israel.

Friendly reminder to shoot your local amerimutts on sight for their crime against humanity. After this event is over, being american will become much worse than being german after WW2. Trump will be remembered for centuries as the worst mass murderer in human history.

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That's from a movie. No reason to leave corpses out in the sun all spread out when they're already bagged.

this shit is pretty much over now, how would you guys rate this happening?

Argiebro, what will you do when this is all over? What did you do before this began?

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Fuck off VPNIGGERCHINK.

If you have flu like symptoms you don't have it
It feels nothing like the flu, more like a mix of food poisoning and chest injury

I'm getting scared bros. daddy Trump didn't seem his regular cocky confident self. I sensed that he was trying to hide his uncertainty and FEAR. If this thing got Trump stumbling I have no chance in hell surviving it. goodbye cruel beautiful world...

based tovarish

oragn man

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Channelwood as fuck

WAGIEEEEE SOMEONE MADE A BIG DOODOO CLEAN IT UP

you mean this?... its from 2026 movie Inferno...

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The current flu that's going around in Germany is pretty aggressive aswell. Due to taking my vitamins, I haven't been sick in like 3 year. Right now I'm slightly sick despite that.

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 163,479 (3,148) Italy 101,739 (11,591) Spain 87,956 (7,716) China 81,470 (3,304) Germany 66,885 (645) France 44,550 (3,024) Iran 41,495 (2,757) United Kingdom 22,141 (1,408) Switzerland 15,922 (359) Belgium 11,899 (513) Netherlands 11,750 (864) Turkey 10,827 (168) South Korea 9,661 (158) Austria 9,618 (108) Canada 7,448 (89) Portugal 6,408 (140) Israel 4,695 (16) Brazil 4,630 (163) Australia 4,460 (19) Norway 4,445 (32) Sweden 4,028 (146) Czech Republic 3,001 (23) Ireland 2,910 (54) Malaysia 2,626 (37) Denmark 2,577 (77) Chile 2,449 (8) Romania 2,109 (65) Poland 2,055 (31) Luxembourg 1,988 (22) Ecuador 1,966 (62) Japan 1,953 (56) Russia 1,836 (9) Pakistan 1,717 (21) Philippines 1,546 (78) Thailand 1,524 (9) Saudi Arabia 1,453 (8) Indonesia 1,414 (122) Finland 1,352 (13) South Africa 1,326 (3) India 1,251 (32) Greece 1,212 (46) Iceland 1,086 (2) Panama 1,075 (27) Mexico 993 (20) Peru 950 (24)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +19,988 (+565) Italy +4,050 (+812) Spain +7,846 (+913) China +31 (+4) Germany +4,450 (+104) France +4,376 (+418) Iran +3,186 (+117) United Kingdom +2,619 (+180) Switzerland +1,093 (+59) Belgium +1,063 (+82) Netherlands +884 (+93) Turkey +1,610 (+37) South Korea +78 (+6) Austria +830 (+22) Canada +1,128 (+24) Portugal +446 (+21) Israel +448 (+1) Brazil +374 (+27) Australia +297 (+2) Norway +161 (+6) Sweden +328 (+36) Czech Republic +184 (+7) Ireland +295 (+8) Malaysia +156 (+2) Denmark +182 (+5) Chile +310 (+1) Romania +294 (+22) Poland +193 (+9) Luxembourg +38 (+1) Ecuador +42 (+4) Japan +87 (+2) Russia +302 (+1) Pakistan +120 (+7) Philippines +128 (+7) Thailand +136 (+2) Indonesia +129 (+8) Finland +112 (+2) South Africa +46 (+1) India +227 (+5) Greece +56 (+7) Panama +86 (+3) Mexico +145 (+4) Peru +98 (+6) Dominican Republic +42 (+3) Argentina (+3)…

>FULL LISTS
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Top nozzle. Will use that line next time and add user to the credits

I want to see the feminist protestor that did horse pron. Someone find it or it's just made up bullshit

Damage control shills.

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please share the spooky stories

Rent that hotelroom

I remember how low energy he was when he decided not to declare war on Iran even though they attacked back

It was like someone yelled at him behind the scenes and told him to be a good boy

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Give it to me straight. What’s the worse that could happen? Army going door to door killing everyone who has a fever, the remaining individuals forced to wear tracking devices and locked in their houses? All private property seized by the government and rationed, making the currency worthless? Every single individual dies due to the virus resulting in extinction? Total societal collapse and decent into anarchy?

*Reminder*
The US has just surpassed the number of deaths of 9/11
total casualties of 9/11=2,977
Never forget who helped bring this nation down over the last 100 years.

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My mum has been coofing for 7 days now. No other symptoms except for a sore throat.

3X year old acquaintance of an acquaintance is in a coma. Didn't have any preexisting conditions from what I've heard.

You are fucking sick, you nasty was queer.

Clearly was trying to give him the disease on the way out.

>Democrats live in cities where you live shoulder to shoulder

Pepper dick

Say goodbye

With all the people giving China the piss over their bat meat markets, why has the death of 500,000,000 pigs been ignored as a reason why they needed to resort to bush meat? It would have been better if Americans cut their meat consumption, which would reduce the obesity rate, and shared it with China bros. Instead, if Americans were aware of the African Swine Fever pandemic at all, they simply thought "sucks for China.

The media in America never wanted to report on African Swine Fever because that would have explained the drop in hog feed exports like onions. Instead, they wanted to blame the reduced exports on Trump's tariff policy.

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youtube.com/watch?v=yfxXug5ZMdk

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I did this once to a burger king bathroom. still feel sorta guilty I didn't make it all the way to the toilet before it exploded out my pants

And in April we could hit that number daily...

digits tell the truth also how is stopping misinformation shilling again?

MSM

>it's been only three months into 2020
Fuck man.

see if she loses her appetite, or begins to have diarrhea. Media is saying early symptoms could be digestion problems. Pink eye is also a symptom.

>can the virus avoid being detected by the test?
it's learning

Trying to ruin /cvg/'s credibility will not work.

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lmao how the fuck does this happen

She is checking her temperature daily. There is no fever.

OH NOOOOOOOOOO .00999% OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN INFECTED WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DOOOOOOOOOOO

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If you didn't eat so much soi women would probably be less repulsed by you Chang

Heh! Nice Myst ref.

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Also, did Jim ever do the Sunday stream?

How is this even terrifying? It's well known since february

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+0.29%) Germany (+0.68%) France (+1.30%) United Kingdom (+1.25%) Italy (+1.34%) Switzerland (+3.27%) Spain (-0.50%) Austria (-2.03%) Poland (+0.27%) Netherlands (+2.63%) Hungary (-0.12%) Russia (+1.84%) Greece (+0.86%) Brazil (+2.11%) Japan (+0.22%) Hong Kong (-0.40%) China (-0.05%) Australia (+1.47%) Singapore (-0.64%) India (-3.56%) South Korea (+1.36%) Taiwan (+0.93%) South Africa (+2.16%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-23%) Tokyo (-25%) Beijing (-13%) Wuhan (-41%) New Delhi (0%) Dubai (-1%) Moscow (0%) Rome (0%) Milan (0%) Berlin (-2%) Munich (-2%) Brussels (-2%) Paris (-1%) Madrid (-33%) Barcelona (-8%) London (-6%) Johannesburg (0%) Sao Paulo (-29%) Buenos Aires (-24%) New York (-19%) Washington (-9%) Miami (-16%) Toronto (-11%) Chicago (-23%) Houston (-10%) Mexico City (-58%) Los Angeles (-58%) Seattle (-41%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (229m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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>*sneeze*
>Oh, excuse me
You create aerosols just by speaking or singing, so you don't really need cough on people to infect them.

If people knew, they would not take the subway or go to the store without a mask, and the west was out of masks, thanks to China.

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#4 trending

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It's above 0.01% now

What would you even get from nuking the Chinese or going to war with them, no one has the balls and there is nothing to be gained

i doubt we'll see a war from this

the giant comical biohazard sticker on a rooftop should have given away this was not real

Easy: the virus affects day to day life in the metro areas the most, and metros areas lean blue heavily. Red also skews older, and older people tend to hate "modern overreactions" to things, even when those things are serious issues. Sometimes they're right, but they're also frequently wrong like in this case.

GREEN ARROW UP

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No loss of appetite or smell. She has always had digestion problems and takes pills for it.

>but can the virus avoid being detected by the test?
Yeah the tests are only like 70% accurate. That's a huge chunk of probability for a false negative.

I don't have hand sanitizer and it's very expensive.
Can I wash my hands with gasoline? It's much cheaper.

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0.01 already? FUCKKKKK!!!!!!!!
YEEEEESSSSS!!!

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Democrats live in crowded ghettos

The Jew would win again.

the first european countries seem to be stabilising and anti body tests are almost ready for mass production

People proven with immunity will get special identification and be allowed to work again

To a Bazillian, such a story is nothing. But to regular human beings, it's scary.

The situation in Brazil doesn't seem that good :

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Basement dwellers

>seething niggers on twotter dont want 2scoops of coverage
who gives a fuck

Twitter isn't real life

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The pentagon to stop providing covid 19 infection numbers

my sister says staff at the Cleveland VA are/were tested and most positive cases have only had sore throat, runny nose, and headache.

nothing burger

January already felt like half a year

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World's closed due to SARS

Actually the virus part was always a smart fraction of the happening. The main event so far is the "social distancing" and lockdowns. After those are lifted, it will be interesting to see what comes next.

I suspect many people will not want a return to the "old world" entertainment for one. Hopefully everyone on tv gets forced out and there's a push for new entertainment and new shows.

I also suspect Americans especially will be even fatter than before after this, with gyms closed and with excess food at home from hoarding. This is the greatest opportunity for there to be a replacement of the old Chads with a new regime of slayers who stayed or got fit during the crisis.

he got infected and died you nigger, he's never streaming again cause he's DEAD

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100k doesn't exactly mean much when the US has 330m people living in it. Also, twitter is pretty left-leaning in general.

>He thinks it's just the 0.01%
Back then only 5% of all Swine Flu DEATHS were confirmed, and the hospitals didn't collapse at this scale.

Holy shit...our girl is contagious AF. 45 out of 60 infected by asymptomatic carriers.

Are you sure this is Brazil

jim did a little stream recently

Yes also light on fire to get temp over 160 degrees to destroy virus

>Despite practicing social distancing to limit community spread
It's enough to speak, to create aerosols.

>Effect of voicing and articulation manner on aerosol particle emission during human speech
journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0227699

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yeah his last stream before dying was pretty dope

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Absolutely... Perhaps before; When the natives get restless...
Thanks again to all the bakers, without which we wouldn't have known to top off the preps in January

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yes

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It's hilarious watching nothingburgerfags immediately get BTFO.
>all the retards saying "it's over" yesterday
>another death record set today

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He said his hard drive failed and he ordered another one. It may actually be over by the time he streams again.

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That's all you ever hear, it's either no big deal or fucking horror stories. It's difficult to know what the truth is anymore

>19,999 new cases today
wew lads.

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based

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I wish I had a nose rest

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Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling down that stairs kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
It's a nothing burger

I'm pretty sure he speak portuguese and "coronavírus saiu" is portugues too.

come on god damn it, one of you niggers go get infected right now

Normies are at the breaking point. loling out loud.

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think of the extra floor space restaurants and bars will need because nobody will want to sit near anyone else. easily 50% drop in customers able to be served. restaurant holocaust.

>Detected: 784,382
>Died: 37,780
>Virus could present no symptoms
So millions of people could have it and death rate is actually 0.001%
it's a nothing burger happening cancelled

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to the other fucking monkey saying the army was against the president and in favor of the quarantine

>Militares do governo endossam discurso contra quarentena total

civil war coming soon

Runny nose is specifically not a symptom of corona
Everything inside is extremely dry and the cough unproductive

Because the 3 largest voter bases for Republicans are
>dumb old boomers in denial this exists
>anti-social incels like me who aren't scared because they're happy to stay inside
>the obscenely rich who think they're untouchable and already have doomsday bunkers

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The only thing that's going extinct is your sanity user

>Holy shit...our girl is contagious AF.
They were singing, and that makes the spit really go flying.
Ever watched an Opera singer?

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