Summarize how the corona virus has affected you, using an image, gif, webm, or some text. I'll start:
Gif sorta related, I might have to sell my butt cheeks to my landlord. Fortunately I still have some cute Japanese schoolgirl/maid cosplay costumes from a 2019 Halloween party, and some lube. Are there any experienced landlords/tenants on Yas Forums? What can I expect from this scenario? Would it be a one-time sex or would we fuck multiple times? What positions? Any information/advice is appreciated.
>inb4 OP is a faggot Wrong. Sex is meaningless to me; I just want to pay my bills. I haven't engaged in homosexual activities before the pandemic, and I dont plan on doing any of that stuff after the pandemic. During the pandemic is a different story though... desperate times call for desperate measures. I'm willing to resort to gay sex to survive.
This is what I have been doing during the quarantine. When the rocket returns Im gonna rebuild it with a liquid hydrogen engine and send it to the space time thing
Landlord here, it's daily. The sex doesn't actually pay any to the principal of the loan. It's like a vig payed to a loan shark. It just stops me from breaking your fucking legs for the time being.
I pulled out way back in Jan waited for our 3rd world country to lockdown. Bought the dip, sold on the rallies and positioned on divs. I just wish I had more capital cause I'd be making much more than this.
in this base almost 200 cycles back 75% of my guys died to a famine I was going to restart, but decided to holdm it to the end base recovered and I kept exploring outer space
It's not sissy hypno it's sissy caption faggots. Brush up on your /gif/ perversions
Isaac Lewis
sauce?
Zachary Sanchez
what game is this?
Brody Harris
just look for schoolgirl trap
Luis Martinez
What does it mean that I could potentially fap to the first ten seconds but anything beyond that makes me want to voimit?
Colton Garcia
They probably secretly loved being oppressed by the evil capitalist landlord. Life is just a big degenerate fetish to these people
Adrian Turner
Forced e-learning fucked me hard. I was forced to receive and navigate 4 different e-mails to receive materials (personal, personal uni account, group email, official year email). For the first 2 weeks I haven't checked the group one and fucked up two classes. Suffice to, I shat on the rest after that. I'll try my luck next time and neet out the next 6 months
No virus has ever been isolated from a human subject. Everything we know about viruses is a lie. What are identified as "viruses" are a most likely just one form of a pleomorphic germ created endogenously in the human body, and used to break down diseased tissue to prevent aging. Viruses do not pass Koch's Postulates: they have never even been proven to exist, let alone proven to cause disease. Stefan Lanka's claim that measles has never been proven to exist was upheld by the German federal court. Germ theory is wrong, and Louis Pasteur was a fraud and a plagiarist. Bacteria and so-called "viruses" are a symptom of disease, not the cause. The tests for coronavirus are fake. Every single person who has tested positive for COVID-19 recieved a false positive. The tests are for genes nonexclusive to COVID-19, and we have no reference to validate the accuracy of the tests. Dogs, sheep, pigs, have all tested positive for COVID-19, which is 100% impossible. Viruses are specific to the cells of the species. Viruses cannot mutate across species. It would be about as likely for one of your cells to suddenly start producing dog cells or sheep cells. It can never happen. It's hoax
I was a rent boy for years due to my good looks and low income. The fucked up thing was after the first few sessions I started to actually enjoy it as I was comfortable with my landlord and the sex was immensely pleasurable for me. I'm not much older, have a career and a wife and kid. I'm not gay at all.
Jonathan James
it means youre a faggot because that trap has a square man face