Summarize how the corona virus has affected you, using an image, gif, webm, or some text. I'll start:
Gif sorta related, I might have to sell my butt cheeks to my landlord. Fortunately I still have some cute Japanese schoolgirl/maid cosplay costumes from a 2019 Halloween party, and some lube. Are there any experienced landlords/tenants on Yas Forums? What can I expect from this scenario? Would it be a one-time sex or would we fuck multiple times? What positions? Any information/advice is appreciated.
>inb4 OP is a faggot Wrong. Sex is meaningless to me; I just want to pay my bills. I haven't engaged in homosexual activities before the pandemic, and I dont plan on doing any of that stuff after the pandemic. During the pandemic is a different story though... desperate times call for desperate measures. I'm willing to resort to gay sex to survive.
This is what I have been doing during the quarantine. When the rocket returns Im gonna rebuild it with a liquid hydrogen engine and send it to the space time thing
Landlord here, it's daily. The sex doesn't actually pay any to the principal of the loan. It's like a vig payed to a loan shark. It just stops me from breaking your fucking legs for the time being.
