PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - RIP UK EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

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NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpTweet: USNS Comfort Arrives in (((NYC))) 3/30/20
pic.twitter.com/nzWJ8ViwbZ
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/30/20
c-span.org/video/?470808-1/
youtu.be/o11XqleYmYM
>Pres Trump on F&F 3/30/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6145728961001
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FBN 3/30/20
youtu.be/zIbKOJ9uuAk
>AgSec Perdue on FBN 3/30/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6145704514001/
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on TODAY 3/30/20
youtu.be/Dzl1E4x-k2w
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on TODAY 3/30/20
youtu.be/2AdUsBwuJSk?t=650
>NIAIDDir Fauci on GMA 3/30/20
youtu.be/BWb8YqAVTgw
>NIAIDDir Fauci on (((FakeNews))) 3/30/20
youtu.be/Ksi9rL2sDXo
>FHFADir Calabria on HughHewittShow 3/30/20
youtu.be/dAfMJLULjS4
>ArmyCoS Gen McConville on CBSThisMorning 3/30/20
youtu.be/Pez-vGyeydw
>NORAD&NORTHCOM Comdr AFGen O'Shaughnessy on F&F 3/30/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6145718332001
>HHSVideo: 5 Things To Know About Household Cleaning 3/30/20
youtu.be/dgW7-0IOqKM
>StateDeptVideo: Assisting American Citizens Abroad 3/30/20
youtu.be/t7CwGQAZdSM
>WHVideo: Pres Trump's Actions on Corona-chan 3/30/20
youtu.be/DXyRhayN32A
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/29/20
c-span.org/video/?470795-1/
youtu.be/lg--anohtSQ
>Pres Trump/VP Pence meet w/Supply Chain Distributors 3/29/20
youtu.be/GWlfg9007no

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MAGA

MAGA

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>inb4 dumgay

WTF is wrong with Hungary

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CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE BEING SOME UNEMPLOYED WORTHLESS DOODWEED FAGGOT WHO'S BROKE AS SHIT THEN SPENDING HIS TIME POSTING HERE INSTEAD OF GETTING A FUCKING JOB LELLAFAMO

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Awoo

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chezbrugers or peetzers. which is more maga for a dinner for frens?

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Fuck pineapple or anchovies, only pickles for pizza toppings.

no surprise, bugchasing is an essential element of gay culture after all

MAGA

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twitter.com/SethAbramson/status/1244771912925970438

Kikes absolutely seething over pillowman.

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Nigel Rally

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did trump said the virus is a hoax? why didn't he take it seriously

us too please

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>yout god emperor
hahahahahahhaha jews are afraid

Nothing.

It's pretty gentle. At least it was for me. It just increases liquid in the intestines. Don't stray too far from a toilet though.

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Trump's approval is going to sink like a rock. The downturn we will have will be worse than the great depression.

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Heh. Bug chasers.

Test(es) post
Please do not (You)

Because Joe and Mika told him it was a hoax.

Nothing at all, they're reasonable and the EU is nonsense. Calling for their removal before Turkey is fucking utter nonsense. Turkey has been conducting terror operations and armed ISIS but many still want them closer to Europe.

tendies

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Just fucking nuke us already
hell we'll even fucking pay you to do it

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Well well well, not so smug and free to move now, are you?

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new york is reporting almost as many deaths as iran and the UK combined top kek

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>MSM still doesn't understand why gays, niggers, and liberals are "most effected" by coronavirus

that's hilarious

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Chinks are niggers and I don't like niggers.

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I knew this would make people seethe

>tfw no white Blonde shota trap gf to take my BBC
When did everything go so RIGHT?

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Remember that we'll need baby merchandise after this! MAGA!

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i mean for today, not in total, before someone misunderstands

WE WILL RETAKE JERUSALEM WITH OUR COMFY SOFT PILLOWS!

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>Kaplan

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hahahahaha Seth is seething!

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Kikes hate Christians so much it's almost funny

When will the ethnicity of the deaths be released? Or will they simply still say (((diversity))) makes us stronger"?

Do it for them.

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This can't be an authentic tweet by that jew. It's not part of a 500+ tweet rant.

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It makes sense. It's a suicide cult anyways.

>i cry less than a democrat
troll n chief

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Feels good to be a NEET landlord
Dont forgot to pay renbts

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Is Mike Lindell an ex-heeb or something? I've never seen kike contempt for a born-again Christian this severe except for when the convert used to be a Jew, the only people who get more hatred than this are Jews for Jesus

faggots are fucking stupid, nobody gives a shit about their stupid parade

>g*d

Maximum Jewishness over there

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All of those have no in-group preference due to social engineering, the left even given a Nation unto themselves would be destroyed by the nearest nation to them within a year.

CONSTITUTIONAL QUESTION ASKED ABOUT THE VA SHUTDOWN

>g*ddamned
hey he swears just like a shill

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How many were in Chinatown?

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He used to be a crack addict that was so drug crazy his dealer had to stage an intervention.

Why haven't we unleashed our counterstrike on the Chinks yet?

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i'm sure that data is being collected but if it is ever released it will probably be long after the event is over
even if it affected all races evenly, i imagine it is disproportionately hitting blacks and hispanics due to the locations of severe spread and their lifestyles. there is a reason west virginia has one of the lowest per capita infection rates

Retaking Jerusalem while wearing My Pillowâ„¢ Giza Cotton tabards.

shredded

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Holy shit these questions being asked

yeah I know that, but there are lots of those around, even ones that cavort with Trump, but none of them has caught as much shit in the 4 years since Trump was elected as this guy did in the last hour

>memeflaggot attentionwhore allcaps redditfag boobaflumoo

yes, hi retard, we see you.

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???

Holy quads!

Kikes hate Christians so much it's almost enough to make me want to convert.
>almost

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Muh elective abortions

I AM GREATFUL TO HEAR THIS

about a week before 5000 average global corona deaths per day. double malaria.

thats my prediction.

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I bet he's a landlord.

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Mike probably gets that flack because he is a now a successful and faithful business man associated with Trump.

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ahahahaha.

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>nigger reporters ask Trump if he'd like to run against Cuomo for president
>Trump answers
>niggerfaggots on Fox News crying that Trump should keep politics out of it
absolute fucking niggers

>Retaking Jerusalem while wearing My Pillowâ„¢ Giza Cotton tabards.
#winning

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AWOO~

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while thinking about judicial watch and hillary

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Get a job retard lmfao like fucking lol

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don't care. give me more biden rallies

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>tfw no demon loli tenant forced to pay rent with her body

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I LOEV TUCC TIEM

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>fucker cooferson
i HATE tucc tiem

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>Everyone turning into a prepper/survivalist
lel this is amazing

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>farts on your Coronavirus
Did you know having SEX keeps you from getting sick?
That’s all you need to do user.
It’s so simple.
Just have sex already.
What?
You’re not able to have sex?
Why not?
Literally all you need to do is have sex and you’ll be safe.
user.
Just fucking have sex already.

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I have a job, cancershit

>watching fox news outside tucc tiem
oh also it's tucc tiem

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Social conservatives from the right wing of the Republican party, who do not like globalization or closer integration with the world because it brings too many foreigners and foreign cultural mores into America, might align themselves with unions from the left wing of the Democratic Party, who don't like globalization for the way it facilitates the outsourcing and offshoring of jobs. They might be called the Wall Party...
Thomas L. Friedman, The World Is Flat: A Brief History of the Twenty-first Century

>women are the WARRIORS
>doesn't put nurse or caregiver because that's sexist

I don't mind giving credit to all the horny nurse sluts doing their jobs, but the fact they always do this shit like "WE'RE THE BEST, FUCK YOU MEN, YOU SOLDIERS WHO DIED IN WAR AREN'T REAL WARRIORS". Like they always have to put men down to raise women up, it's never just neutral. Always a put down.

What is it one of those no work hours jobs lelelel

MORE LIKE FUCCER TARLSON

THIS

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T U C C
I
M
E

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then why aren't you working?

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The reason these j*urnos are seething over My Pillow is cuz the masks are going to rural white areas.

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>have sex
dilate.

Augur the aroma

>right wing culture + left wing economics = wall party or you know plain old fashion fascism

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I want to saddle that thing and ride it around, if you know what I mean

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He cought it for two specific reasons, first his over adulation for Trump, second his same level devotion to God.

i'd agree. depending on how fast it spreads in our cities, it might even happen in the next few days: today is gonna cap off with at least 3.7k deaths globally (that we know of, fuck china hiding the numbers). if we keep trends of growth, even slowly, it could easily happen by thursday or friday
>there are people itt that told me three weeks ago that it would not keep pace with malaria
it's almost at three deaths a minute

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I want to coof on the fan loli.

We're talking worse than the great depression here. lol

Trump is done. Joe is already President.

I WILL NEVER BUY THE GUNS OR THE SUPPLIES

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Looking forward to President Bernie Sanders in November!!

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>pathetic KDR
step it up senpaitachi

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>the gaymosexual FEARS the tucc
homo-b-gon

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>tfw.don't qualify for Trumpbux because I qualify as a dependant even though my parents didn't claim me as one

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This woman asking this question
>drumpf should everyone wear masks?
>should we GPS track people to enforce social distancing

>huggers furiously cooking homemade meals and avoiding at all costs that she was wrong on all counts.

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>it's a tucc supports the lockdowns episode
keep it up, faggot, and I'll stop watching

>>great depression
check
>>Trump is done
huh?

Joe is fucking children on gibson island with the oconus lure eric ciamarella task force

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OBTAIN WEAPONS AND GRAIN(corn for you sophisticated anons who read old roman stuff)

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>Men aren't the first victims of war. Women are. There are wives, daughters, mothers.
Women need to climb the social ladder. It's a mad dash to the top for them. It's why they need praise for merely doing their jobs and they insult others.

huggers made all this happen. also, the flu IS a nothingburger, this panic is entirely manufactured by the media.

If they didn't claim you then file your taxes.

I will NEVER pay the toll because I will NEVER burn the coal

This is now a Greta cunny thread

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TRUMO NO YOU CANT JUST WANT PEOPLE TO BE CALM

DEFEND THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!

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flour vacuum seals rather well

America botched its testing capability in February. That's on Trump's head.

>corn for you sophisticated anons who read old roman stuff
based

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They forget FDR was elected to three terms even though his (((new deal))) didn't do shit.

you sure changed your tune fast

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My approval of your reposts has already hit rock bottom

It's because they don't listen to authority and have no fucking common sense.

Online businessman here. This is false for me. My business is BOOMING lately. I made some boring wealthy people my customer in the last week alone. 5 calls this week.

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Oh so now you're for corm. What happened to the rice shilling? Was that just a phase?

why do homogays have to make everything about them?

Enjoy his second term, faggot.

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Here's hoping I see more organizations like this.

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>>manufactured by the media
with no remorse, boy oh boy, not even GOD will protect them from the blowback

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I did, you don't qualify for the stimulus money just for qualifying as a dependent regardless of whether you were claimed as one or not

i think i will get them, feels good. sry bro

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>DRUMPF IS AN IDIOT TELILNG PEOPLE NOTHING'S HAPPENING
>DRUMPF IS HIDING SOMETHING TELLING PEOPLE TO STAY CALM
DRUMPFFFFFF

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Oh no, Christians don't support buggering, SHUT IT DOWN!

>fags get aids and chinese flu
Seems like a self correcting issue

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>DEFEND THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!

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>Drake got cucked
OH NO NO NO

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>Boomers will die of dehydration surrounded by hundreds thousands of rounds of .22lr they kept everyone else from being able to buy
it's all so tiresome

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Samaritan purse anti faggot who would have known.

The Jew Fears The Samurai

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stfu queer

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#boycottCoronaVirusTreatment

How is trump going talk his way outta a fucking ruined economy?
Whats he going to campaign on?
Joes an idiot with out a chance.
I think cumho is being groomed to take Trump on.

lol

>not even GOD will protect them from the blowback
I really hope so. This black cloud needs a silver lining.

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EXTREMELY IMPORTANT POLL
>EXTREMELY IMPORTANT POLL
EXTREMELY IMPORTANT POLL
>EXTREMELY IMPORTANT POLL
EXTREMELY IMPORTANT POLL
>EXTREMELY IMPORTANT POLL

bigleaguepolitics.com/poll-15-of-sanders-supporters-plan-to-vote-for-donald-trump-in-november/

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Archangel Michael protect and empower him

Sounds like you just fucked it up. Enjoy desolation.

so did stores selling TP for your ass.

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>EXTREMELY IMPORTANT
>POLL

Shut up nigger and get aids.

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>cure for lupus
finally, /ptg/ is saved

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Just because people disapprove doesn't mean they'll vote for the other guy.

MICHIGAN BLUE ON NOV UNLESS NIGGERS DIE

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C'MON
ALMOST +20k IN ONE DAY
I WAS WRONG ABOUT YESTERDAY I WANT TO SEE IT BREAK IT TODAY

Unfortunately even Best Virginia has colleges.

get a job you loser

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That Lil nigger ain't mine, better call genuwine.

Based Japan. If you have a cancerous tumour you cut it out as soon as possible.

That's great!

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They need to considering that the main source of spread in rural areas are degenerate city dwellers fleeing the city to their vacation homes

> used to smoke rocks
> now makes a fortune ensuring everyone can be comfy as fuck
seethe harder faggot.

but "not the father" is exactly what every black man aspires to be