Am i a lazy prepper or not?

yes you're lazy

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wtf is wrong with you.

>told my gf 4 weeks ago to get a bunch of tp
now we're down to three rolls and I can't fucking find it anywhere because she didn't get any, going to make her tongue my anus clean soon

Chink optic. Ngmi

>3 rolls
wtf, you'll be out by the end of the day

My wife said 2 weeks ago: 'Kurt, are you crazy?'
She isn't laughing now!

This man shits.

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Time to order a bidet.

it's not "ham", it's jamon. It is literally made that way because it preserves the meat for a long time in a relatively cool dry place

How much do you shit?

>no fleshlight
You've already lost fren

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>Anaeen

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Average person uses 16 rolls a day that's 112 rolls a week so a family of 4 uses 1792 rolls per month. He takes baby shits.

I know, that's why i have it!

lel

If you don't have a physical stash of pics of women's feet you're not gonna make it.

patate potato

Nice ham. Otherwise you did a shitty job

>Jamon
Patrician taste.

Why do this when there won't be a supply shortage in the stores anytime soon?

Go to your local grocery (if its not run by a moroccan), get your meat at the butcher (if he's not halal), etc.
All you're doing now is giving large brands and shit-tier foreign food producers more money that you could have invested in the local economy. It's the local farmers and food producers who are your best chance of long-term survival as a nation.
Hell I can refill used glass milk bottles at the farmer if I want to.

I can my own sauces,stocks and meat so i wouldn't know about that shit store bought stuff you got there you got a couple weeks maybe three with that leg assuming you have access to clean water.

Its like this guy doesn't know he uses up a whole roll of TP every day

Logic

This might be the most retarded thing I’ve ever read

it's "enough" as long as it lasts, so it depends how long it needs to last...

>puts his shitty groceries in basement
Ya that's not prepping

I can't get out because i have Corona mild case.

> The average person uses 3 rolls per day.

disgraceful

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>putting all essential supplies on the ground

at least the mice, rats and ants will be happy

Nice procuitto, mind if I have a slice?

If you can, invest in dry goods - rice, beans (basically anything high-protein and high in cals-starch).
Alternatively either actually absorb some hamsters like suppositories for proteins and fibers (lotsa keratin in all that hair) or go like on an old episode of "The Simpsons" and get rat-milk.

>still thinks theres a pandemic

No, take one!

maybe he doesn't live in a filthy rat-infested ny apartment

anyway since when do ants chew through glass and hermetic cans ?

What a moron I ran a garden hose from my faucet outside around my house and through my bathroom window so I could do the bidet method. Tingles a little bit when blasting your asshole with a garden sprayer from 6 inches away but you get used to it.

Nigga u DeaD

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Jesus Christ, you impoverished bastard. Do you use the cool basement air as your refrigerator? Please delete this, it's very sad.

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rats and mice can chew through brick and concrete

BTW, did you guys notice my tp is super soft?!

good luck getting a second shot off after being blinded by the blast of the deagle

No m8 it's shit but at least you can knock yourself out with that nice fat piece of meat

that tp wont even get you through the night.

hurry up and go buy more

lol someone went to LIDL and managed to buy a big piece of meat and 2 jars of weenies.

how about you go to LIDL again, and come back, and again until you have mmmm 5 times those supplies you zoomer.

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Where's your rice and beans you stupid waffle?

maybe he owns a cat

>jamon
is the Spanish word for ham

Shit paper is a waste of money. If the plumbing goes out and you have none just dig a hole and bring a pitcher full of water with you. Then when you're done taking a shit wipe your ass with your left hand while also using the water to clean the inside of your asshole with. Then when all done rinse your hands with the water. Its that fucking simple, it's the same concept as a bidet

just go get groceries user.

You don't have to be mean!

Your junk drum mag will jam immediately after it rattles the chinesium optic right off your poverty build

read the op, this is what he has left, so he obviously had more before

>fingering your shitty asshole after you poop
what
>checks flag
oh

Spread the Nurgle-rot among the boomers and be graceful for this boon you have been given.

No 50mm-110mm reduction with o-rubber ring or waterlock on the pipe in the background? Gotta stink in that room

Yes, like i said i have Corona, can't go outside.
This for almost 2 weeks now.
So my prepping did work.

at least use leaves and a stick, jeez

fuck you, you don't, it's just a cold

>desert eagle
Lmao, babydick detected! All a little faggot like me needs is a compact 9mm but at least the ammo is abundant. What am i gonna do with that useless handcannon? Use it as a dildo?

Nope, not joking about that

>Belgium
>cellar

Where are the girls Marc?

Poop should be embraced. It's not stinky, its rich, and robust smelling!

he's going to blow his eardrums out when a looter comes into his home and he fires it in a room

Are you retards actually staying inside? I've gone to the sstore multiple times now since this shit started. No issues at all.

>Jamon
No Rice?

>Use it as a dildo?
Please do. Load it first, insert barrel into asshole, then pull the trigger.

>hmmm i need a good reliable sidearm with ubiquitous ammo that can be found everywhere
>.50 AE should do it also i may need to shoot down a helicopter
mall ninja tier setup looks like the shit some california shitlib would buy who has been antigun his whole life but now that he needs one he goes out and buys the most retarded shit

Nope, nothing from China anymore, done with them!