/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2745

DOES ANYONE HERE FABLE/STORY/CHILD EXPLANATION-FAG???? NEED TO TALK TO YOU!!!
Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon or "Bacon's Law" is a parlour game based on the "six degrees of separation" concept, which posits that any two people on Earth are six or fewer acquaintance links apart.

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Marshall Law

GIVE CORONA CHAN YOUR POWER

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I'M GONNA SAY IT

YOU CAN'T STOP ME

WATCH OUT

HERE I GO

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Boring happening

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I love 殺なちゃん

How many rural and suburban retards did the pastor infect?

Someone pls post the corona 600k image, i need to coom

>United States 161,044 (2,968)
Still more threads than deaths in Ameri- nuuuuuuuu!

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China suddenly decided everyone was cured

>It's another boomer posting about how the virus is a hoax thread

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>implying i have an acquaintance

i just want you all to know, i love you all.

I never had SWINE FLU
ZIKA
H1N1
WEST NILE
AVIAN
any CORONA
NOTHING
NOT EVEN THE COMMON FLU
never had the
FLUE SHOT
I MADE IT THROUGH EVERYTHING

youtube.com/watch?v=nQWSCGwIGxY
what do you think of this guy?
Fear monger or good advice?

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There has been nothing after 500K. Wait for 1M.

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Can I have the chart of infection in China by the communist populist party. Its a ironic chart. It grows exponentially and then flatline!

There was once a king in India who was a big chess enthusiast and had the habit of challenging wise visitors to a game of chess. One day a traveling sage was challenged by the king. The sage having played this game all his life all the time with people all over the world gladly accepted the Kings challenge. To motivate his opponent the king offered any reward that the sage could name. The sage modestly asked just for a few grains of rice in the following manner: the king was to put a single grain of rice on the first chess square and double it on every consequent one. The king accepted the sage’s request.
Having lost the game and being a man of his word the king ordered a bag of rice to be brought to the chess board. Then he started placing rice grains according to the arrangement: 1 grain on the first square, 2 on the second, 4 on the third, 8 on the fourth and so on.
Following the exponential growth of the rice payment, the king quickly realized that he was unable to fulfill his promise because on the twentieth square the king would have had to put 1,000,000 grains of rice. On the fortieth square, the king would have had to put 1,000,000,000 grains of rice. And, finally, on the sixty-fourth square, the king would have had to put more than 18,000,000,000,000,000,000 grains of rice which is equal to about 210 billion tons and is allegedly sufficient to cover the whole territory of India with a meter thick layer of rice.

Spain +913, Shitaly +812, 4000 deaths behind though.

very clever

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Chinks lied

Do you have the webm where a nog is filming this and going hol up, nom saying ?

Post 500k then

infection rates are still stagnant in canada, this is looking like it is indeed a nothingburger
you guys need to stop watching metokur streams

Looks like the user from last thread succeeded

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where you get that cool graph?

This is the gayest most boring happening ever. I bet it's gonna be like this every day until you fuckers get bored and leave. We wont lose food, water or electricity. You just get to suck your governments dick in exchange for the privlege of being caged like an animal. No wonder lefties and trannies flock here like stink on shit.

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>► Reset: 02:53:04
what does that mean?

Don't lose the winning streak now then, stay in your home

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 161,580 (2,995) Italy 101,739 (11,591) Spain 87,956 (7,716) China 81,470 (3,304) Germany 66,885 (645) France 44,550 (3,024) Iran 41,495 (2,757) United Kingdom 22,141 (1,408) Switzerland 15,922 (359) Belgium 11,899 (513) Netherlands 11,750 (864) Turkey 10,827 (168) South Korea 9,661 (158) Austria 9,618 (108) Canada 7,428 (86) Portugal 6,408 (140) Israel 4,695 (16) Brazil 4,579 (159) Norway 4,445 (32) Australia 4,364 (19) Sweden 4,028 (146) Czech Republic 3,001 (23) Ireland 2,910 (54) Malaysia 2,626 (37) Denmark 2,577 (77) Chile 2,449 (8) Romania 2,109 (65) Poland 2,055 (31) Luxembourg 1,988 (22) Ecuador 1,966 (62) Japan 1,866 (54) Russia 1,836 (9) Pakistan 1,717 (21) Philippines 1,546 (78) Thailand 1,524 (9) Saudi Arabia 1,453 (8) Indonesia 1,414 (122) Finland 1,352 (13) South Africa 1,326 (3) India 1,251 (32) Greece 1,212 (43) Iceland 1,086 (2) Mexico 993 (20) Panama 989 (24) Peru 950 (24)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +18,089 (+412) Italy +4,050 (+812) Spain +7,846 (+913) China +31 (+4) Germany +4,450 (+104) France +4,376 (+418) Iran +3,186 (+117) United Kingdom +2,619 (+180) Switzerland +1,093 (+59) Belgium +1,063 (+82) Netherlands +884 (+93) Turkey +1,610 (+37) South Korea +78 (+6) Austria +830 (+22) Canada +1,108 (+21) Portugal +446 (+21) Israel +448 (+1) Brazil +323 (+23) Norway +161 (+6) Australia +201 (+2) Sweden +328 (+36) Czech Republic +184 (+7) Ireland +295 (+8) Malaysia +156 (+2) Denmark +182 (+5) Chile +310 (+1) Romania +294 (+22) Poland +193 (+9) Luxembourg +38 (+1) Ecuador +42 (+4) Russia +302 (+1) Pakistan +120 (+7) Philippines +128 (+7) Thailand +136 (+2) Indonesia +129 (+8) Finland +112 (+2) South Africa +46 (+1) India +227 (+5) Greece +56 (+4) Mexico +145 (+4) Peru +98 (+6) Dominican Republic +42 (+3) Argentina (+3) Colombia +96 (+2) Serbia +44 (+3)…

>FULL LISTS
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Cheers bud

OJ SImpson tested for positive.
Corona-chan has done the world a good deed.

Not happening?

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i love them digits
checked

BUT THE MEDIA SAID FERGUSSON AND HIS TEAM ARE WRONG, THEY CHANGED THE NUMBERS!!! I NEVER READ THE STUDY BUT MEDIA TOLD ME!!!

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I can't post images but this is the artist's twitter
twitter.com/willwildart

I got a close friend who is the closest thing to a brother to me that I know of.
He works as a caretaker in in the ICU in a Berlin hospital and he confirmed me there are people with corona in the ICU.
He cannot take picture's because of Dsgvo.
Our hospital halls are normally empty, this is nothing new.
And now is no different people like my mother are too scared to get infected in exactly those places, in addition distance rules apply there aswell.

So yes obviously it looks empty.

From last thread:

We now have a supposed virologist in Germany that claims there is no corona virus and that all of this is fake.
All misdiagnosed flu and other stuff and 1/3 of all humans already carry a corona strain.

Doctor looks as if from eastern asian descend.

The planted sleeper spies of the Chinese are starting their work here too.

this happening is better than anything in recent years. Everyone around me is in full panic mode. You must not have any friends or family to think that its boring lol plus there will probably be second waves

Your early retirement definitely isn't

so how exactly the peace is still holding on all around the world???

The numbers in brackets will reset when it reaches 0

Is this peak /herd/?

How many milligrams of Vitamin C should you take per day to stay healthy?

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gorona birus :D:D:D:D
8-------D

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yall this real
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God I would beat the living shit out of that nigger.

based.
you are loved back

about tree fiddy

he's not infected. the mask doesn't fit.

everyone is too afraid to leave their home to kill infidels

We locked down before the #s started taking off

Ah yes a kike using kike analogies

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:D:D:D:D

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Who is the piece of shit being the (((modeling)))?

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>We wont lose food, water or electricity
No one said it would, t_donald faggot.

Ty fren

>The international links have been broken
Damn, just how bad is this going to get?

I thought we were supposed to get something at 750k

Actually it was brought over by US troops confirmed by CCP so it's actually the America virus dumb gweilo

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Do you think Tedros is invincible with his goons from Ethiopia and China?

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Oh hey it’s kushnershill

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porn, netflix, vidya, weed

kek, saved

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I like how this general seems to lacks schizos and q tards

congrats
you just jinxed yourself.

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When do the young healthy people start dying? Any day now right? Yawn.

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-0.05%) Germany (-0.06%) France (+1.30%) United Kingdom (+0.04%) Italy (+1.34%) Switzerland (+3.27%) Spain (-0.50%) Austria (-2.03%) Poland (+0.27%) Netherlands (+2.63%) Hungary (-0.12%) Russia (+1.84%) Greece (+0.86%) Brazil (+2.11%) Japan (-0.21%) Hong Kong (-0.40%) China (-0.05%) Australia (-0.49%) Singapore (-2.56%) India (-3.56%) South Korea (-0.58%) Taiwan (-0.91%) South Africa (+2.16%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (0%) Tokyo (-7%) Beijing (-5%) Wuhan (-2%) New Delhi (-64%) Dubai (-33%) Moscow (-70%) Rome (-51%) Milan (-44%) Berlin (-18%) Munich (-27%) Brussels (-41%) Paris (-55%) Madrid (-33%) Barcelona (-22%) London (-44%) Johannesburg (-21%) Sao Paulo (-29%) Buenos Aires (-24%) New York (-28%) Washington (-14%) Miami (-18%) Toronto (-18%) Chicago (-23%) Houston (-10%) Mexico City (-30%) Los Angeles (-38%) Seattle (-21%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (229m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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Meaninglessly murdered millions of.cattle

i think i understand now, thanks.

Try /cvg/

The amount of shills here recently really is something.

youtube.com/watch?v=NyKoiTgylTA

BC isn't even under lockdown and our rates are stagnant

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>passed away

What type of faggraph is this shit?

All routine non urgent shit has been cancelled. And the junkies are avoiding the ER. The hospital is pretty empty on Christmas day too.

In future times, Coronachan will be the prime analogy for an exponential type increase

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Actually it is the Trumpvirus because he cares more about his ratings then peoples lives.

kek

>Chinese state media has reported misinformation being spread by Hong Kong nationals and western agents. They have identified a Steven Lookner streaming misinformation and capitalising on the panic, citing 'and hey thanks to our moderators' and 'wow hold on guys one new case, gotta update my numbers here, drop a donation this is my only job'.

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multiple already youngest is 14 year old Portuguese kid no illness

Nice try, Chang.

Pic related

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>confirmed by CCP

Bootlicking bong

They're busy congregating in like 1 of the 3 IT'S ALL A HOAX threads in the catalogue, currently.

Last week

Such a shame that africans cant count, would love to know how many down there who have been infected

fake news there are fewer grains of rice now then rice flu killed last year. A big nothing burger if you ask me

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you let it out

COVID19 is killing 3700

WHO estimates the flu kills up to 200k to 650k a year which is roughly 1000 to 3500 a day if you assume most or all of those deaths are in the 6 month period from October to March.

So currently it is like a very bad flu.

who.int/influenza/surveillance_monitoring/bod/FAQsInfluenzaMortalityEstimate.pdf?ua=1

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Yeah the amount of changs goalposting and nothingburger posting is fucking skyrocketing

Damn... America really becoming a authoritarian state, just because of a flu.

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Shut up Justin

CURED PATIENT REVEALS HIS SECRET
>CURED PATIENT REVEALS HIS SECRET
pic related

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>corona chan will educate Americans about geography

>claim I'm happy enough to help people smarter than myself
>he still decides to be a bitter tosser about it
Be honest lad you sound like the emotionally unfulfilled failure.

wtf how does he do it bros

surreynowleader.com/news/covid-19-whats-open-and-closed-in-b-c-amid-the-novel-coronavirus-pandemic/

What do you call all this then?

Everyday it's the same. Pic related.

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An estimate is not the same as a confirmed number. For one, models used to estimate death tolls use the confirmed number as one of the variables, therefore estimates are always several times higher.

RIPPEN

Weird, that this "happening" has a partisan angle in your mind. We're talking about people's lives here and you associate me with Trump why? It's almost like there's a political element to your presence here.

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What does /PTG/ think of Coronavirus?

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I bet a significant portion of them are actual people coping badly with the information. Seems like the worse things get the more angrily people insist this is a nothingburger, due to their immense normalcy bias. Deaths per country will be in the millions by the end of next month so maybe that will wake them up.

>muh freedom
>muh tyranny
>muh hysteria
what a cretin. he claims to be "conservative" but he's nothing but a braindead liberal who thinks individual freedom is the be-all and end-all of all things; he is himself the very cause of the ills he's always bemoaning. Protecting its people against external threats is the first fucking function and reason for the State. If it can't take swift action to do that then it is useless. You don't have freedom if you're dead, conquered, invaded, etc. Not to mention the idea that current Britain has any freedom whatsoever is laughable. A medieval peasant with an absolute monarch had more freedom and was less-easily harassed by the minions of the State.

dude are hecking dumb yeah sure let these people collect together with a highly contagious disease going around if they really wanted to continue their prayers they do at home with the priest over the speakers the church isnt a place its the people

>14
Infant is the youngest. Yesterday it happened

It's a conspiracy against orange man

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Nice one Chang. How much did daddy xixi pay you for this post?

Let’s talk about facts, like how your faggot operative zheng got caught trying to smuggle vials of bio material back in 2018. Guess who he worked for? The wuhan institute of virology.

justice.gov/opa/pr/harvard-university-professor-and-two-chinese-nationals-charged-three-separate-china-related

But, like all things you chinks do, he fucked it up. Fucked it up big time. Guess where the outbreak occurred? In wuhan. Guess where the virology lab is? Wuhan.

It’s China’s fault and you guys are fucked when this is over. Fuck the ccp and fuck you zhang.

Don’t be mislead by China shills folks they are shilling hard on this one

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>Use current official SARS-CoV-2 death toll
>Compare with highest end of (((WHO))) Influenza deaths
Go get the flu bong the herd will be grateful

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Why do captchas always fail when I mention Jews or Israel

who cares trump was funny in 2016 it's cringe to care about him now

UK friens on suicide watch

oh god
he's too powerful

you're free to do whatever the fuck you want, whenever you want, i don't consider that a lockdown

but yeah there are some measures being taken, but it's not nearly as extreme as other places

Yes this is normal.
Those are the public halls not the ICUs or the other non public facilities.

Tell me in FIVE (5) or less words why this isn't a nothingburger. You can't do it.

Works to keep away coronavirus and people...

He was so happy the first couple of months when he thought this would only affect Asia and Europe kek
Did a 180 on everything and has been reeeeeeing ever since

>bring up muh lefites muh liberals etc etc etc
>whoa why are you bringing politics into this?
Protip: as someone that's been on the board fro almost a decade now, it's really easy to see who's the tourist from reddit and who's not.

Yeah sure, if you really want to allow the government trample over your freedom just because of a flu then go ahead. Shouldn't be happening in america, you are not europe, you aren't socialists and you aren't tyrants.

people lung go big poopy

I thought "dumb gweilo" was enough of a disclaimer but I guess not

>tfw missed out on the US going from no cases to 100k cases
how fast did it happen

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Niggers tongue your anus

>comparing confirmed cases of one with speculative estimates of another
Idiot. Times covid deaths by 5-10 to get a fair comparison.

There was once a king in India who was a big chess enthusiast and had the habit of challenging wise visitors to a game of chess. One day a traveling sage was challenged by the king. The sage having played this game all his life all the time with people all over the world gladly accepted the Kings challenge. To motivate his opponent the king offered any reward that the sage could name. The sage modestly asked just for a few grains of rice in the following manner: the king was to put a single grain of rice on the first chess square and double it on every consequent one. The king accepted the sage’s request.
Having lost the game and being a man of his word the king ordered a bag of rice to be brought to the chess board. Then he started placing rice grains according to the arrangement: 1 grain on the first square, 2 on the second, 4 on the third, 8 on the fourth and so on.
Following the exponential growth of the rice payment, on the fortieth square, the king placed 1,000,000,000 grains of rice. And, finally, on the sixty-fourth square, the king placed more than 18,000,000,000,000,000,000 grains of rice which is equal to about 210 billion tons and covered the whole territory of India with a meter thick layer of rice, killing everyone.

Thanks man, even if just a hunch, can’t hurt to heed it in case

a fucking week

Berry fast, like 4 days.

Go lick a doornkob.

>he claims to be "conservative" but he's nothing but a braindead liberal who thinks individual freedom is the be-all and end-all of all things
That is what conservatism is. Its liberalism but the variant that loves money more than equality.
Evola was right to call these idiots the faux right. They are just as revolutionary as communists

>Times covid deaths by 5-10 to get a fair comparison.
why?

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Half the world in lockdown

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Permanent lung damage; millions dead.

HE'S OVER 9000!!!

You're not free to send your kid to school or enjoy a timbit inside or go to work if you're non-essential retard

Oh wait, you're a chink shill. nevermind

Your payment is attached, sir

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Why do you fucking mutts keep posting this retard? No one cares

Because you're here, shilling and freaking out over the sad pile of ashes that were your stonks

I had swin flu and was fine. It was a bitch though

Just because you don't know US laws, doesn't mean the rest of us don't. We've always had rules for public health that supersede stupidity.

China ate a little bat,
Its name was Enza.
they opened their mouths,
And In-Flu-Enza.

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You wouldn't get it

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youtube.com/watch?v=1OpNEowiTpM

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yes but what after the poo numbers ?

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STAY HOME !

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You don't think the Southern hemisphere gets the flu in our summer then? That reasoning is so ratarded I can only think you also subscribe to the flat earth model.

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What if this is just a normal new flu?

Because the official numbers for "flu deaths" are always an estimation, and they're always 15 times higher than the number of confirmed cases. So when this is all said and done, the number of official Corona deaths will be 15 times higher than our end total of confirmed cases.

NOTHING IS WRONG WITH ME

is this in grand ole muttistan?

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Italy is run by the Democrats and shut down Lombardy to hurt Trump's reelection.

Something hinkey is going on with how Spain and Italy are reporting deaths. Jaime, pull up those articles about the percentage of comorbidities in coronavirus deaths in Spain and Italy.

NO ONE APOLOGIZED

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this pic is related

fucking MSN page. I though Ozzy died.

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*retarded.

We know for a fact that it's not.

So is this like the New R_TheDonald circle jerk?

You won't survive this.

It's probably teaching them exactly where they should nuke too

here you go Joe

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I would be fine allowing these gatherings if the promise to die at home if/when they get sick

cute and based

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His shills and also the faggot Bob has shills here as well.

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>I am da coronacop
lel

cool weather with a whey shake and internet, boys

doesnt get any better than this

NOW MORE DEATHS THAN 9/11 GOD DAMN FUCK SHIT

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So far, the death rate is relatively low and seems to only affect fats and old people.

9/11 btfo

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I want to believe!