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MAGA

>BREAKING GOOD NEWS: Iran supreme leader Khamenei's Twitter accounts in Persian, English, Arabic and Urdu were all suspended.

OH NONONONONONO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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MAGA

AWOO!

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MAGA

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JAPAN AND SINGAPORE STRONK

AMERIKA AND CANADA WEAK

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>But by the '80s it was pretty clear that catting around sexually was a good way to get all kinds of diseases. Plus I just had better things to do.
Trump once said on Howard Stern that "avoiding STDs was my Vietnam"
but of course he's on Howard Stern and like you said, who knows how much is image. he certainly could have had any girl, still could.

Wrong account ...
mobile.twitter.com/khamenei_ir?lang=en

Oh yeah. I watched this spooky video that had something to do with a location in your state.

youtube.com/watch?v=4C9WvBL2tDA

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AWOO

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Is china ever going to answer for their disgusting ways?

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MAGA

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youtube.com/watch?v=RrDKoXWKMmY

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Use quarantine as an opportunity to reverse decades of damage! Make America MORAL again!

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>japan
>strong without amerika
the dragon consumes all

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this is why i hate the AZ new media
look at the snarky attitude these journalist kikes publish

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BASED JAPAN

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>a second ancap meme kike joins the thread

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white people are born out of the vagina

black people are born out of the butt

You can’t blame bugmen for being bugs, that’s just the way they are.

agreed
also STOP PICKLING YOUR FOODS YOU MONGRELS

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Ayatollah BTFO!

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That's lewd

sportsball is cancelled

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>Black unemployment

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Japen defied the mongolians and it will defy the chines

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KAG!

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Except it changes literally nothing that we already were doing

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEIT

Same people.

>laurie roberts
>azcentral
well duh

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I dont get it, cant these company just have people be put on leave without pay?

also detroit you fucking madmen you are shooting up to new jersey tier top lel, i was almost certain chicago was going to be the next

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shoo

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Anyone else feel like doing this
>inb4 it glows
I'm sick of this shit, these lockdowns are unconstitutional as fuck and I want to voice my displeasure somewhere other than a Laotian crochet forum.

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That waterline needs some love.

KAG = Kill All Gheys

The Day of the Tree can't come soon enough.

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anchovies on pizza

And Charlie Baker
>(R)
lmfao tbqdesu famalamapingpong

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Golf courses should remain open. It's an isolated sport. There's no one near you.

It's Awoovement!

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or, hear me out, don't

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>go to superstitions
>get bushwacked, die of thirst, or just disappear
Many such cases, Coral. Go down the rabbit hole
This too
They are literally going to play in empty stadiums last I heard
Fuck everyone in that pic

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She was due for 3 weeks of maintenance before being deployed.

desu the women want it closed and CLOSED IT SHALL BE

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Everyone

that's called furlough and that's what companies are doing right now. the problem is keeping a company afloat requires you to still pay for the rent, the utilities, the upkeep, etc., and when things are closed companies receive no profit but still have costs. over a period of time, they lose too much money to keep people employed and have to downsize or simply close altogether. that's why you can't just put a "pause" button on the economy, the world doesn't work that way

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I can't be the only person who likes pineapple, peaches, and pumpkin on his pizza.

the bug fears the samurai

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>banned for impersonating the Ayatollah
>patriots still getting banned for "harassing" him

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I'm on to you.

Wrong ancap.

1000 patients should fix that.

Not really but sure

awoo brand ammo. hello business opportunity.

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Status on the bux?

Who does this?
Maybe the wu flu can fix Detroit.
Apparently the injuns who lived there believed there was a hole to hell in the mountain from what I heard. Someone needs to send six million niggers there to test it.

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Elmurst Nurse has been fired?

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get corona, boomer

think he has corona, he's done

let me just take the time to once again reiterate i am completely heterosexual and i think benis in bagina is good and wholesome and that any attacks on my character is defamatory libel and i will sue each and every one of you in a court of law

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is that benji she's sitting next to?

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How long until chicongo goes apeshit?

Well, she'll be in port there for awhile. Would be a good opportunity.

Press F for all the anons locked on the Hillary timeline during this globalist takeover using this Chinese bioweapon

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamikaze_(typhoon)
>he doesn't know

BLUMPF IS SPEAKING

Yeah really. “Chinese” people have been rapped out of existence a dozen times over by invaders in the last 5000 years

I need anti-Canadian rounds.

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>Took this long
>Only after Trump did it
Better late than never huh

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Damned deep state Democrat governors! Right, West Virginia? South Carolina? Others?

>the bug fears the samurai
Samurai philosophy (bushido) is probably the most right wing and based philosophy of all time.

>reviewing the work my boss did
>its all shit

Would be based

>no link
well fuck you too

this bait is stronger than mine, well done.

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I'm from the ¡Yeb! timeline. It's pretty comfy daysoo.

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>release hidden footage
>breaks all HIPPA laws
>breaks civil privacy laws
>BUT MUH WHISTLEBLOWER
got what she wanted

THANK YOU LATIN AMERICAN SHREK

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I know it well fren.

I luv Dhanold

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Who? What did she do, exactly? qrd?

Based

Fox is literally free right now for everyone dummy

S
Those anons were hildawgs anyways.

it can't be, Ben Shapiro can't be seen with the naked eye you need a scanning electron microscope to observe him, but you can only do that once because the electrons will collide with him and turn him into an unstable isotope of libsownium

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>Apparently the injuns who lived there believed there was a hole to hell in the mountain from what I heard. Someone needs to send six million niggers there to test it.
Dem apaches were a spooky bunch. I’ve also heard about ghosts, aliums, dinosaurs, and glows (the mountain definitely glows)
Dont ask me to back most of that up because thats sometimes all there is is the rumor

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I remember learning about Shays rebellion in school. It got maybe two paragraphs in our history book and it referred to it as if it were just an hundred drunk farmers.

>13 deaths
>apocalyptic
that's a typical saturday in baltimore

Based pits.

But muh democracy dies in darkness

F

Everyone died in the Hillary timeline from nuclear war.

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>the economy doesn’t work that way
Sure it does, enact martial law and tell the kikes that mortgage, rent, and interest payments are suspended

In the Jeb! timeline even the virus is low energy

I seriously just want to lay ropes of jizz across her face. Then it’s back in the oven.

Get a medium size cup add three scoops of peanut butter then add some milk and microwave for 1:30 take out stir and enjoy.

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i'll put out the state infection rates again tonight, along with the testing stat portugal requested because i might as well keep that up to date
while the big cities in the state hold the lion's share of infections, it turns out that their infection rate isn't much different from the state itself (i started doing some by the county infections for new york, but it turns out there's a lot of bleed from the city and so upstate isn't as clean as you'd think)
as of yesterday illinois was at 0.034% infection rate. for comparison, new york was at 0.31%

me too bro

This creates fire just FYI.

It's nice to snare the baiter, thanks fren.

I thought it grew crystals.

Air Canada is the worst airline I've ever flown on. Their 'business class' is an absolute fucking joke. Fuck Air Canada. I would fly WestJet any day over that garbage company.

Three weeks in and people are still panic buying. WHEN WILL YOUR NORMALNIGGERS BEE SATISFIED I WANT MORE PICKLECHIPPIES

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They’re showing the new testing kit

ALSO OPEN THE FUCKING GYMS YOU NIGGERS HEALTH RISK PEOPLE DON'T GYM

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>flabby, no-definition pits
she needs to do some pull-ups

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So you have a mountain in your state that is populated by glowing alien dinosaur ghosts that chop people's heads off if they go looking for a lost goldmine. Real neato, fren. Another bit of horror for me to digest during this beer virus extended break.

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Make Minnesota red again!

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AAAAAAAAA! CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP RED BIRB AAAAAAAAAAA HE LOOK AT ME CHIRP CHIRP WANT MY NEST SITE WANT MY GIRL BIRB! GO WAY RED BIRB MY SITE MY GIRL MY NEST CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!
But seriously, we have a male song sparrow who's been tagging his image in the window for three days now. We cover up the mirror du jour with sheets of newsprint, he picks another window. The noise he makes tinking the window is irritating, but even more we're concerned he'll hurt himself and my wife will end up with yet another lil birb needing care and attention. We had a robin did this about 10 years ago and he didn't stop till he flopped on the patio exhausted.

Either way, I'm feelin' one with the spring male birb.

Also getting strafed and tagged by two different species of hummingbirds, about 11 individuals total.

no it doesn't retard

I wish I was quarantined with Dhanald

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your right, its mustard gas

get yourself some of these user

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That'd be rad.

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I'm less concerned about the virus than I am the niggers nogging because of lockdowns.

>this hasn't been made into a ruler

>So you have a mountain in your state that is populated by glowing alien dinosaur ghosts that chop people's heads off if they go looking for a lost goldmine. Real neato, fren. Another bit of horror for me to digest during this beer virus extended break.
Also the lady skeleton they found ritualistically posed with no clothing fragments around it
I think things got real sexy

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Port =/= drydock mate

so his grandpa was a secret hitler worshipper?

user dont share the secret crystal recipe

whow is this guy

Everyone could stand to do more, a strong back and shoulders are important to a long life

All those swedes, it might not be possible to turn the state red. Lindell would be a great comeback candidate tho, all his skeletons are already public record

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Will my $1200 of Trumpbux be considered taxable income?

NA NA NA NA
HEY HEY HEY
GOOD BYE

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The founder of my pillow
He was so addicted to crack that his drug dealers staged an intervention for him
So he found Jesus and founded MyPillow

>MIKE LINDELL SPEAKS, DONALD TRUMP LISTENS
the bogdanoffs bow to mike lindell

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go get them cerveza corona

Isn't that just bleach and ammonia mixed with petrol and styrofoam.

>Sophie
I coom.

No. Dum.

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>$1200
That's only for couples, user.

No shit. It wouldn't be hard to move it to the penalty box though.

coronavirus won't be the only virus at that parade

Well aren't you just lucky.

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Trump is done. Holy fuck.

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Must you do dis?
Luck aint got nothing to do with it

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He had the pillow business while he was addicted to crack, he almost went bankrupt because of it.

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If there's anything the LGBT community is good at, its spreading disease

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>virginia governor closed it down for 2 more months
that's fucking stupid
he should be dragged from his home and lynched

>azcentral
Aren't they ridiculously left-wing?

>251097139

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Will there even be an election this year?

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No.

And dollar f they all get it and die absolutely nothing of value would be lost.
Fags reproduce by touching children.

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Shutdown is creating MOBS not JOBS.
Punish Pirbright

Looked disgusting, nipples protruding...

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>bidens lead
he is not gonna win, he gets too close to people and there is a pandemic

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>when people are huddled at Christian churches they are a danger to our society
>when people are huddled at faggot parades they are strong and beautiful

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>tfw they all catch Corona-Chan
Charm?

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>fox news poll

the government can hardly prevent people from telling others to leave their private property for failing to hold up to an agreement. they can't make people rent out space if they decide not to because it's unprofitable. what are you gonna do? tell every landowner they must give space out to people? gonna kick down doors and make sure the landowner is providing upkeep on the space for someone that isn't paying for it? ain't gonna happen
that's entirely an unfeasible political idea with a lot of cascading effects that is also rooted in communism (one of the first things the russians did in the october revolution was start seizing estates). you may think you're attacking "the rich kikes destroying our country" - in reality you'd be mostly damaging the middle class and whites in favor of the lower class and minorities

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Is it the most iconic hairstyle of all time? Very based when you actually think about it.

Why hasn't she removed that abnormal growth on her face?

this but every governor who closed their state for even a day

jesus whats going on with his nips

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Doctors at WHO and CDC want MOBS not JOBS.

>he is not gonna win, he gets too close to people and there is a pandemic
Dont you get it? This recession is going to fuck the shit out of everyone. How could anyone vote Trump after this?

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Only the kind found in cereal boxes

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I wonder (((who))) could be behind telling everyone not to go to church for danger of spreading a nothingburger disease...

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Go Joe, go!
Seriously who tf is enthusiastic for this guy?

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>it's the voters who are wrong

guess they should change their name from democrats to fascists

Trump's approval numbers have only gone up recently.

>found out fren died to the booze yesterday
We all cope differently, if I do dis, then I keep out of worse trouble

>Christians gathering reduces godliness
>fags gathering reduces niggerfaggots
I mean depending on how you look at it, maybe until bat clap is gone there need to be more tranny parades

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Did he tape stuff over his nips so he doesn't chaff them like runners do in marathons?

>Dont you get it? This recession is going to fuck the shit out of everyone. How could anyone vote Trump after this?
economy will already be coming back before nov, biden will still be weird/creepy/gross

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>Is it the most iconic hairstyle of all time?
it is now

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i have no idea
i don't watch my local news

>How could anyone vote Trump after this?
"Fuck you", that's how.

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>We all cope differently, if I do dis, then I keep out of worse trouble
Found that out the hard way

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Looks like cross barbell piercings.

>economy will already be coming back before nov, biden will still be weird/creepy/gross
lmao this virus will rage until we get a vaccine. Even if we do start going back to normal in June, we wont get recovery numbers till near the election. Trump will be lucky to have 10% unemployment by November.

unironically, stop going to church

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Those are as about as reliable as Nate Bronze polls.

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BIDEN NO!

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looks pierced by a pull pin

Any victories today?

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>far-left Fox News poll has Biden at +9
>Usually left WaPo poll comes out next day, has Biden only +2 with Trump voter enthusiasm significantly higher
>let's ignore that one

I wanna be inside her gasschamber

I want Dhanuld to give me a private stimulus package.

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