DEATH FLATLINED!!!

IT;S OVER!!!!

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Spread that boy pussy for me son, we need to celebrate.

The quarantines need to be more severe

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Trumpcure working. They just won't yet admit it.

Sorry kids the hoax is over, there's not going to be a boogaloo. The hysteria was way overblown, nobody is dying, you have to go back to work now, grown ups have businesses to run. Hope to see you all next week.

Welp, pack it up and get back to work!

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Haha maybe its slowing in USA but what about other countries?
Aren't you excited to watch the third world get decimated by this?

>B-BUT MUH HAPPENINGZ!!!
>B-BUT MY SISTER'S BOYFRIEND WHO'S A MED STUDENT TOLD ME THAT AT LEAST 6 GORILLIONS WILL DIE!

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>31 cases from China
What a bunch of fucking shit lol

It hasn’t even begun in the United States moron. Stop counting your chickens before they hatch.

>another day, another record broken

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Thats because there all dead user

There will literally be 10k deaths by next week you fucker. Educate yourself on exponential growth.

>muh exponential growth

just because you learned a new term and keep parroting it doesnt make it true

"eXpOnEnTiAl GrOwTh"

China have already opened up the wet markets again.

That doesn't make it any less true, leaf. Tens of thousands of my American brethren will die and the people must know.

A lot of them already have the drugs that are most effective, and aren't filled with morbidly obese potheads, so they'll be fine

3000 a day while we're in quarantine and social isolation is a million a year. What would it be if we went back to normal?

>Italy with the lead in deaths
OH no you don't, we're taking the gold medal on all fields. We'll catch up

Cringe kys before the cheap chinky coof does you in muh fellow amerkino

cope

About to go over 3,000 for the US right now.......................

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Each day more normalfags take it seriously. I see less on the road here my city than ever. Once the quarantines are up it'll go back to spreading here.

And indefinite

ok china

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Maybe they're not overweight but they are instead malnourished

Hope you cowboys survive this, except the darkies of course

Deaths contributed to Corona Virus will end up being similar to Swine Flu, which was also a nothing burger. I specify contributed, because if we keep this isolated up long enough to crash the economy you will see millions of deaths across the world, not from COVID-19 but due to all the rioting.

All we needed to do was just quarantine the elderly and chronically ill, and have the rest be more diligent in washing their hands. But no, we had to shut most everything down like idiots.

People who constantly make analogies of serious subjects with fiction/fantasies should be executed by firesquad on livestream.

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It's going down BECAUSE people are doing all of this stupid shit. That's the point. The question is when is it "safe" to open everything back up.

Don't give up medbro we love you

I swear if you surpass us in number of infected...

yea didn't China send you broken "test kits" or something as well? So your positive stats are way out of wack.

They are = they're. Fucking moron.

I agree but no one cares. Just look at NYC, even after the mayor imposed a 500 dollar fine on anyone found not practicing social distancing these fuck heads still went out and flooded the parks so they can do their faggot exercise routine. NYC deserves what it gets.

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>Aren't you excited to watch the third world get decimated by this?
3rd world countries do better because we still had mandatory BCG vaccines. They're looking into it now but it's 100% the case, for example Sweden has 5x more deaths with less cases than Norway. Maybe china didn't lie after all.
GOOD LUCK, you'll need it 1st world bros.

The effect of quarantine lags behind.

easy there grammar nazi.

If you think it's over then you're a fucking mathlet.
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>Aren't you excited to watch the third world get decimated by this?
The chronically ill and the old already don't survive well in the third world. If anyone gets "decimated" it's the first world where those who are too old or sick to survive in the third world can survive

And eastern Germany(BCG) is doing better than western Germany(NO bcg)

Let's say they prove this and literally vaccinate everyone in 1st world countries with BCG? Is that gonna effect their bodies immediately or is it a long process?

>2 more weeks, bro

It gets worse every two weeks, yes.

travelandleisure.com/travel-news/rare-planetary-alignment-march-7

> Over the next few days, the waning moon will appear smaller and smaller as it appears to drift between the planets. Before dawn on March 11, a thin crescent moon will be visible west of Saturn.

The planetary alignment, however, will be visible for a few weeks.

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we should work collaboratively with government agencies, like say.........FEMA, and develop concentration facilities for people to be housed long term for quarantine purposes

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Just like in the Netflix original movie Fahrenheit 451!

Can we see it without a scope? Might be something to do for 5 mins

>falling for low tier jewish brainwashing
simp

I think we should consider ourselves lucky.

We didn't do shit to stop potential viruses. If we don't learn after this, it's just gonna be a matter of time before a new virus with 50% fatality rate hits. Picture ebola+Corona.

First step is sanctioning china and improving Africa, or cutting ALL ties with them. Planes in and out, blocked.

It was just a test, you fucking morons
This virus was never dangerous to the healthy
It was dangerous to the sick
They just want to destroy paper currency after this and needed an excuse to get closer to the mark of the beast
You stupid fucks are so slow in the head

There will be a point when you eventually realise Yas Forums is actually full of shit.

Thankgod i dont see this shit on a regular basis

blow niggers

Spoke too soon, nigger. Deaths nearly doubled from yesterday now. IT'S EXPONENTIAL

Imagine being this fucking retarded. Show me all the deaths from rioting in the United States during the Great Depression. Here’s the fucking picture for people like you, the economy has been terrible for fucking decades. A false idol given to us by the kikes and we are it up like starving fat boy. Rioting, economic meltdown, and societal collapse has been this boards dream for a long time. So get the fuck off my board. And every nigger that reads this and disagrees know that, you truly are a newfag. You are a tool used by the kikes. You are the goyim they talk about

Literally no. Healthy 15 year olds routinely die here over fucking tuberculosis, and every winter hundreds die of cold.
Guess how well a simple pneumonia would affect them. If fucking TB cannot be erradicated here in the goddamn 21st century, imagine this.
The third world is something you should see to learn. No complex medicine but instead superstition, bad sanitation, smells of bird and pig poop everywhere, a dozen people share small houses, winter clothes or any clothes are few and in between.

It is gonna be a massacre, bro.

>the seasonal flu kills hundreds of thousands each year
>nobody gives a fuck
>some american virus kills 30.000 in 4 months
>suddenly all those single digit iq lemmings are flipping they're shit just because the media is hyping it up

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The flu doesn't kill anyone, you stupid chink.