PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - NEW YORK IS NOW OFFICIALLY COMFY EDITION /ptg/

Did you hear him whisper to Dr. Birx when she left? "Thank you very much, thanks"

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HERE WE GO TRUMP ABOUT TO DESTROY ANOTHER REPORTER

>> Being in intensive care for corma is highly correlated with being obese
>Truth be told very few things won’t correlate with obesity if 40%+ of the population is obese
It correlates heavily with obesity even then with them being overrepresented in Americka but also in Netherlands

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>gps tracking for social distancing

Jesus Christ

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OH BOY JIM ACOSTA TIME

Why is he still allowed in?

MAGA

>It's weird that I've seen more photos of grocery stores than these desperately full hospitals overflowing with coronavirus victims
Really rolls your cashews.

>face masks: stolen by Israel
>america: open by april
>virus: hoax
ALL IS WELL!

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BOEING GETS MASSIVE CONTRACT FOR 18 P-8 POSEIDONS

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>calls on Acosta
>immediately regrets it
y tho

>pickling your food
poor niggers OUT

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CNN BTFO

>nationalreview.com/news/wuhan-residents-dismiss-official-coronavirus-death-toll-the-incinerators-have-been-working-around-the-clock/
>Wuhan Residents Dismiss Official Coronavirus Death Toll: ‘The Incinerators Have Been Working Around the Clock’
>Wuhan residents are increasingly skeptical of the Chinese Communist Party’s reported coronavirus death count of approximately 2,500 deaths in the city to date, with most people believing the actual number is at least 40,000.

>“Maybe the authorities are gradually releasing the real figures, intentionally or unintentionally, so that people will gradually come to accept the reality,” a Wuhan resident, who gave only his surname Mao, told Radio Free Asia.

>A city source added that, based on the aggregation of funeral and cremation numbers, authorities likely know the real number and are keeping it under wraps.

>“Every funeral home reports data on cremations directly to the authorities twice daily,” the source said. “This means that each funeral home only knows how many cremations it has conducted, but not the situation at the other funeral homes.”
post yfw ywn be a chink incinator

>I WOULD MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A MINOR LEAGUE PLAYER

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>Videos of people fighting in stores
>Zero videos of sick driving to the hospital

>Disgusting.
Nonwhite pickled egg hater detected

>be america
>Have 160k ventilators
>Need 960k ventilators

Panic

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guys what did i miss how many btfos out happend?

>IS THAT FUCKING ACOSTA
ROPE
O
P
E

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>I COULD CAUSE PANIC

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CNN BTFO HOLY SHIT

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Anyone here keep chickens? Is one a good idea or not? Yes, I know enough about them and people that have them, but want your opinion on how needy they are keeping one vs benefit

>pickling your food
>poor niggers OUT
NO!

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>be panic nigger
>make up stats
>then kill myself.

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WHO LET HIM IN??????

>nationalreview.com/news/fda-emergency-authorizes-malaria-drugs-for-coronavirus/
>FDA Authorizes Use of Malaria Drugs for Coronavirus
>The Health and Human Services Department announced Sunday that 30 million doses of hydroxychloroquine sulfate and one million doses of chloroquine phosphate have been donated.

Donald Trump DESTROYS Jim Acosta with FACTS and LOGIC

Acosta just got spitroasted

>I CAN CAUSE A PANIC BETTER THAN ANY OF YOU JEWS.
Trump no!

Only niggers eat those. Cope.

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>lets give it a shot
I knew it was going to be Acosta

Pickling is cool and MAGA

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Jim is so fucking dumb I'm convinced he gets sexual pleasure from getting BTFO from Trump

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>Trump's response to that dogshit question

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NASTY
SNARKY
QUESTION

INSTEAD OF ASKING A NASTY, SNARKY QUESTION LIKE THAT, I'M GOING TO GO TO SOMEONE ELSE
YOU, user, ASK YOUR QUESTION

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Maryland does this shit too.

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25 or so, and then trump misfired one and BTFO himself. he had to leave the conference because he was BTFO so hard. I think he left the state

sub-hunter?

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MAKE ISRAEL GREAT AGAIN 2020

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OH NONONONONONONONONO

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He'll never learn, he really is that dumb.

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Democrats are the worst.

Abilio BTFO for the six gorillionth consecutive time

I see that I tuned in to see that faggot get rekt

>YOU, user, ASK YOUR QUESTION
When will I get my Trumpbux? It's my money and I need it now!

DEAR DIARY

>YOU SHOULD DO SOME ACTUAL REPORTING
>I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE BUT THAT'S OKAY

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>MAYBE IF YOU NIGGERS WOULD STOP STEALING HOSPITAL SUPPLIES YOU WOULDN'T GET ARRESTED SO OFTEN
HOLY SHIT TRUMP THE ELECTION IS IN SEVEN MONTHS

>I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE

STOP COUGHING
i bet if it weren't for the obese this disease would hardly even have an impact
it will probably take a long time for this data to come out, but i bet the fatalities for coronavirus, especially the younger, are overly represented by the obese than the healthy, even accounting for their prevalence

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>peak gemini season
Literally what is that?

Yep.
>8 to USN
>6 to ROK
>4 to NZ

lmao we need waaaaaay more than that. It doesn't matter though, because if you are not already in a hospital bed it is highly unlikely you will recieve one. If you go into the hospital for treatment, you will die there, because the staff or other patients will re-infect you. You better take your vitamin C user...

Wow, after weeks without a barber, I just taught myself to cut my own hair. I fucking love becoming yet more self-sufficient (and well-groomed).

Who's looking forward for desperate girls wanting to marry us after the pussy deflation happens?

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Sir, when can we hang Acosta?

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CHYNA is stealing our masks. They were before the full outbreak and they still are.

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>BUT THAT'S OK

Thank you, Mr. President. What do you say to your critics on Twitter who say, and I quote, "GRONDALD GRUMPF DRUMBLE DRUMPF POO POO PEE PEE TWO SCOOPS ORANGE MAN BAD ORANGE MAN NAZI HITLER FASHIONISM BOO BOO BOO DOO DOO IN MY POO POO!" ?

Converted 737 with AShMs and torpedoes lol.

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CALL JG WENTWORTH 877-CASH NOW!

FTFY
food is not supposed to be tangy and sour, i refuse to accept this
also, i sort of just want to chill today and do some light reading instead of a MAGAthing

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Murdered her husband lol

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>go to the hospital and find out

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Shills are mad, this is fucking hilarious!

SHUT IT DOWN

They're smelly.

HOLY SHIT COLLUSION WITH RUSSIA

What's the timeline for bombing China?

>Thank you Mr President. At what point do you consider a person committing treason against our country?

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KINO

BAILOUT HAPPENING CONFIRMED

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That's okay also persian food has lots and lots of that sort of sour stuff, it's good for you and really good.

that chair pattern is a little boomer for me but I still like it

Is that a 737 Max sub-hunter? Will the subs be hunting its black box?

IMPEACH TRUMP FOR COLLUDING WITH PUTIN

>muh 6 gorillion ventilators

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You have to wonder if they confer beforehand to see which concerted set of stupid attempted-gotcha questions they plan to ask. They seem all on the same page of talking points and smear.

>he doesn't watch It's Alive

Love this place.

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This sheboon again

Rood

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>face masks: stolen by Israel
kek, he fell for the Lithuania PsyOp. Newfags out!

Astrology bullshit.

refers to zodiac sign

that gorrila is back fuck

>Yes the US has ramped up testing BUT LET ME MOVE THE GOAL POST AGAIN

They just can't get a win.

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>OOK OOK OOK OOK OOK

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Why does he call on this cunt?

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kek it knows about dem ccp stealth subs

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Here comes the ultra dumb-fuck question

>that chair pattern is a little boomer
you don't say?

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Some very reputable anonymous posters assured me that surely this is the end for drumpf.

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FAT

UGLY

SHEBOON

ON

DECK

I want him to call in Acosta again. That was great.

CONGRATULATE

I’m well aware of what they smell like en masse, but was hoping one by itself would be tolerable

How is she soo dumb?! bwahahah

That’s what I thought. What a retard lmao.

Seoul doesn't have 38 million people lol

>YOU SURE YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT PER CAPITA MISS 13/50?
HOLY SHIT TRUMP

PER CAPITA
LET'S TALK ABOUT PER CAPITA

It is good, it lets everyone see how dumb the media frequently is.

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>that chair pattern is a little boomer for me but I still like it
Yeahhhhh

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RACIST!!!!

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DONALD NO

starting to feel he likes destroying these cunts more than they like destroying him kek

>Thank you Mr. President. NIGGERS. That is all.

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