>Panic-buying mongs get made fun of
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Brit/pol - You Lazy Dickheads Edition
Nathan Scott
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Wyatt Green
Nadiya Husseins willy
Jackson Green
I was going to make one but every fucking time another thread gets made.
Robert Green
>RSPCA animal carer, 26, dies suddenly after feeling 'off colour for a couple of days' as her parents warn young people to take coronavirus seriously
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i think the virus has mutated again. this is the second asymptomatic cardiac arrest death in a week.
Dylan Martinez
Hi tweeple. Whats your flavour of outrage this evening?
>R NHS
>The economy
>Staying in (WHAAAA I only get to go out once)
>Boomers
>Clapping for care workers ( days old but still crying )
>Social distancing
>Queueing to get into a shop
>Have to cut my own hair REEEEE
>Other peoples homes
>Working from home and not getting the 80%
>Not working from home getting 100% but wanting the 80%
>Sports cancelled
>Corona virus might delay the release of the next gen consoles
>Using projectors to show slides on the news
>Women’s eyebrows
>Gurkhas
Jose Jenkins
What is the brit/pol/ consensus on utilizing the lockdown to make dick gains?
Parker Jones
Also that image, a very genuine, sincere what the fuck.
Brayden Butler
i'm too autistic to survive in a multiracial country
Nicholas Hughes
Americans be like...
Nicholas Roberts
bit gay desu
Henry Lee
Regular reminder that chinks are subhuman bugmen who all need to be culled.
Aiden Price
I can only laugh at shit like this. The news is either far behind or they report on shit that may as well be satire.
Wyatt Brooks
full of wankers
Anthony Davis
Basically a chastity for deniers isn't it.
Andrew Phillips
chad in accounts carrying the government
Nathaniel Howard
Everything is overdue for a rebirth
Xavier Kelly
That's Mr Wanker to you lady.
Jason Bell
If this is us, you're not doing any better.
Evan Rivera
...
Justin Foster
this guy
Luke Nelson
Liberals can’t handle Morrissey being a chad
Lucas Scott
>iwn be a british prole
seems a simple, sweet life
David Collins
At least your in good spirits mate, Italy must be a gloomy place at the moment, even from a Brit perspective.
Ryder Jackson
he's doing well so far
Eli Young
Evening, Luigi.
Charles Young
>be like..
C R I N G E
Hudson Perez
dont need them, d*ne
Nathan Hall
what an absolute unit
Joseph Nguyen
Somewhat, I guess; quarantine is very dull.
Sometimes it is sad and you know why oww
It's like winter came back temporarily but I cannot wait dor the Spring and Linden trees
Gabriel Jenkins
>kike media
wew
Cameron Sullivan
FIGHT
fucking ram him son.
Lincoln Thompson
Playing Medal of Honour on PS2 while listening to Good Charlotte and Avril Lavigne on CD. The mission in Medal of Honour where you are in Holland and have to explore back gardens and houses. Taking turns playing Tony Hawk with my friend and watching him show me how to find secret locations like that high-rise apartment that you can enter by grinding and smashing through the window. Playing San Andreas together with cheat codes printed out and laid on the floor and trying out different codes. At a sleepover I whispered to my friends when the lights were out the name of the girl I liked. I made my childhood best friend cry because he turned up to a birthday party wearing a black bandana like Ali G and I couldn't help but laugh when I saw it. We played touch in the dark in my friend's house where one person would tie a fleece around his eyes and then have to move around and tag people. His little brother would always hide in the same place which was cheating since he would block himself in under the bed. We found a karma sutra book and chocolate set in his parents' wardrobe. In our mid-teens when we played touch in the dark and my friend was it we'd run to his parents' bedroom and open his mother's drawers because someone said she had a dildo in there, but we didn't see one. My friend moved house when we were in our late teens and his dad was found to be cheating on his mum with a woman from Blackpool. They divorced and my friend had to look himself in the bathroom one time with his mum because his dad was trying to kick the door in. I sat on the sofa in his new living room and his mum told him nothing will change and said I had been through a divorce and other people go through it. She worked as a teacher for special needs children and she was a nice woman. She tried to tutor both her sons but neither of them seemed especially academic and I guess she gave up. His younger brother is in the army or something now.
Luke Garcia
>throwing away canned food
hoax & homosexual
Brandon White
tldr
Gabriel Lee
Lucas Ross
Show us yer cock luv, Ah bet it's a big un?
Jordan Fisher
~oc
Ryan Roberts
Fun fact: 60% of Icelanders have celtic genes, which directly correlates with the size of our dicks. D*n*es are of a cowardly stock that didn't even go on viking and NORSED celtic qts like superior men of Thule
basically blonde+blue eyes = faggots
Ethan Davis
Stop! Stay in, we are the strong arm of the law!
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Grayson Gutierrez
When I was in upper school a bunch of kids went round to this boys house and found his mums vibrator, I think they chased him round the house with it. He also got one-punch knocked out a little later in an unrelated fight. After that he was known as "One punch Perry."
Hunter Cook
Bros, was doing some calisthenics today and found it surprisingly hard (usually do weights) and occasional found myself rather short of breath with phlegm in the back of my throat.
Is this a symptom of the lurgy?
Blake Thompson
This. And those bananas aren't even ripe yet.
Dominic Morgan
who's the bird
William Stewart
HAHAHA TRANNY HAHAHAH FUCKING FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAHH WHAT A FUCKING COMEDY GENIUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOOK HE SAID IT AGAIN HAHAHA
Liam Williams
Were you ever in a fight?
Parker Carter
Did you see the sign that says Dead Deano Storage?
Levi Martin
He's doing whatever Boris and Cummings tell him to do
Owen Robinson
When is this going to be over lads? I’ve got too much energy with the gym shut and I’m turning into a fucking coomer.
Aaron Lopez
Don't be coy love, just a quick peek. I bet it's like a babbies arm holding an apple.
Christopher Harris
I had a scuffle with this 7 foot kid, but it got broken up before anyone could land a punch.
Jaxon Davis
Americans be like...
Julian Reed
i can see how someone very detached from reality might think the costume was a good idea, but you just know that didn't even enter his mind and he's wearing it because he's an unabashed homo.
Asher Gomez
it's the same joke every day you absolutely boring incel
Kayden Nguyen
>Stocking up on perishable goods
Caved in head prep.
Isaiah Sullivan
Kinda comfy
Jason King
Went into the attic and found my PS2
>tfw playing Burnout 3, Timesplitters 2 and Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2
Asher Harris
80% of that is due to the shitskin invasion.
The only two accurate ones are the diet one, and the beer drinking one (we do in fact have a bad drinking culture).
Also the one about most unattractive people is hyperbole. It was based on a website that took the top 24 highest ranked users (12 men and 12 women) and made a calender out of it, and only one Englishman made the list compared to 6 Americans and 2 Brazilians, which is what you would expect given that the US has 6 times as many people as England.
The 1 guy puts us in the same apparent low life status as Swedes and Germans who each also only 1 person selected each.
independent.co.uk
Meanwhile hollywood almost always picks an Anglo when they want someone to play a chad.
Adam Fisher
OPERATION CHAOS
>#TheLockdown
>message NPK, BYG, Tottenham Mandem, Ghetto Boys, Peckham boys etc "Police are thin, mobolize"
>Watch major happening
Nathan Lee
Hello, are you well?
Cameron Adams
Stop playing hard to get and get yer lad out love.
Cameron Cook
>dailymail.co.uk
Again absolutely no mention of testing positive for the memevirus. Parents can't face the far more likely truth that their daughter accidentally too much coke or something.
Brody Rogers
You are in a good mood today aren't you lass?
Evan Reed
I did the other month and both controllers are absolutely monged. It's actually quite a common thing if you look into it - anyway, made do with a PS1 pad but Stuntman won't recognise it.
Nathan Ortiz
After all this blows over, people will have become red pilled and open to the NEET life. People won't want to go back to work
Adam Morgan
WHEN WILL THE FUCKING GYMS REEEEEEEEEEEE OPEN
Jacob Wood
>Brighthouse goes under
>Hmmm who owns this extremely predatory and usurious business
>Some US asset management company called Apollo Global Management
>Owned and run entirely by Jews
Jayden Moore
Insult me more mistress!
Tyler Anderson
is your only hobby lifting objects?
Noah Lee
TOP CAT HERE .. I an Law after WN , EDDIE an PUBBES Those shits Hits Here ..
They say 2 Only .
Listen TC .. I will always those FILTH.. !!! they darent do nigte tuff an attack .. Cos they are weak as swallows ....
NORF UK ... WE ON YOU STILL !!! YOUR GETTING JAIL ,, if the Norf Dingle lot ... let you .. an In jail.. raped by niggers ..
Andrew Wood
i actually typed out a load of angry caps stuff but i deleted it and just decided to have done replying to guys like that. sick of being followed around by the same pack of "hurr tranny" wankers every day. wish other people would find their identically repeated jokes irritating too but i guess not
unironically might go to reddit. this place is enough to put any women off associating with "anonymongs" and i proper see why they all leave
Zachary Foster
But surely they will relax some of the limitations in 2 weeks. And just the feeble and old stay in from then on
Ethan Robinson
Friendly reminder not to trust anyone with a UK flag trying to promote this hoax. The NHS is a Labour Party mouthpiece and Communist Party of China / WHO sympathisers.