White House Chinese Virus Press Briefing #2

thx u china

>I’m definitely going to be visiting mypillow dot com

>we're going to go beyond telehealth and allow doctors to call patients

go back

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CHINK LEAF YOU WILL BE DEALT WITH

I WANNA SEX THIS PAJEETESS BROS

>New York State gets $1B
Damn, I guess my state should have fucked up and gotten free money instead of developing technology to send to them for free. New York is the nigger of states.

Godless teachers BTFO too

fuck niggers

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Thank you Mr. President, for the opportunity to come up here and say Thank you.

>mfw based pillowman begins preaching the gospel

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DYKES
DYKES
CHINA

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>based
then move back nigger

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thread is moving so fast no one will notice I started HRT this week

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P I L L O W
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So is it good time to buy?

I LOVE INDIA

Amazing

BASED PILLOW MERCHANT

REPLY to this post with "BASED PILLOWMAN" or you will be cursed with poor quality sleep tonight

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>we're going to meet tomorrow to discuss FBI crime statistics
>we're going to get our country back to where it was
>there will be many losses

its a good time to buy a Mypillow

Are these press conferences just Atlas Shrugged?

40%
You have a higher suicide rate than corona death rate, kek

For me, that's every night

question time!

lol, based pillow merchant website crashing from the load.

Congrats on having higher T than most on this board

BASED PILLOWMAN

>He's in a COMAH

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BASED PILLOWMAN

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Is sammiche gonna get slapped around again today?

BASED PILLOWMAN

>in a coMAH

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BASED PILLOWMAN
and
BASED DIGITS

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>BASED PILLOWMAN
Also, checked

Jesus anons, I asked here few days ago My Pillow guy to supply masks for everyone. My dream come true. Do Trump read Yas Forums ?

BASED PILLOWMAN

why does he sound like such a fucking retard.
>hurr durr heroes, muh law enforcement, great people, clap clap clap
WHAT ABOUT THE ECONOMIC COLLAPSE HAPPENING AT THIS SECOND YOU FUCKING
RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
say something other than applause cues you piece of shit!

This is horrible

The real hero

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This is a blessed image.

I SUCKED A 50 YEAR OLD.PENIS WHEN I WAS 19

kys discord tranny

You never have bad sleep when you drink til you blackout.

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HIS HAIR LOOKS WHITER THAN USUAL

Environ'mental'ists should be shouting from the roof tops since masks are going to be reusable.
But they won't because they are not paid to do that.

Gunna buy a MyPillow now just because of that

>hahahaha everything is great! Wonderful beautiful people!

Who the fuck voted for this cheeto again?

i'm still giggling at the fact that fucking pillow man got up to the mic and told everyone to read their fucking bibles.
I don't even know what's going on anymore.

CORONA SHAMPOO

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why did you do it?
did he pay you?
did you swallow or spit

Fuck, you all are fast

>BASED PILLOWMAN

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Go back to The_Donald.

what happened with my pillow? I've seen that dude on commercials all the time and frankly he seems like the kind of man to sell you a damn fine pillow.