PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - THE MOST COMFORTABLE MASK EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump on F&F 3/30/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6145728961001
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/30/20
c-span.org/video/?470808-1/
youtu.be/o11XqleYmYM
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FBN 3/30/20
youtu.be/zIbKOJ9uuAk
>AgSec Perdue on FBN 3/30/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6145704514001/
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on CBSThisMorning 3/30/20
youtu.be/YvP6qC1PkeQ
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on TODAY 3/30/20
youtu.be/2AdUsBwuJSk?t=650
>NIAIDDir Fauci on GMA 3/30/20
youtu.be/BWb8YqAVTgw
>NIAIDDir Fauci on (((FakeNews))) 3/30/20
youtu.be/Ksi9rL2sDXo
>ArmyCoS Gen McConville on CBSThisMorning 3/30/20
youtu.be/Pez-vGyeydw
>NORAD&NORTHCOM Comdr AFGen O'Shaughnessy on F&F 3/30/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6145718332001
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/29/20
c-span.org/video/?470795-1/
youtu.be/lg--anohtSQ
>Pres Trump/VP Pence meet w/Supply Chain Distributors 3/29/20
youtu.be/GWlfg9007no
>TreasSec Mnuchin outside WH 3/29/20
c-span.org/video/?470799-2/
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FoxNewsSun 3/29/20
youtu.be/ETh76m_mNUg
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FtN 3/29/20
youtu.be/1dHzT2BUW7c
>NECDir Kudlow outside WH 3/29/20
c-span.org/video/?470799-3/
>NECDir Kudlow on ThisWeekABC 3/29/20
youtu.be/F93eSjr_ng8
>NECDir Kudlow on SunMornFutures 3/29/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6145558191001

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MAGA

I KNEW YA WOULD

Who is Joe Biden?

MAGA

what is my pillow inc's connection with russia? congress must investigate!

MAGA
inb4 shills mad

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MIGA

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AWOO

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Can I get a MyPillow mask or are they just for doctors and nurses?

Oh and HELLO PLEASE

What has happened today? How have threads been?

>Sub 20 oil
Fucking apocalyptic shit

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>When you can't even successfully STEAL a meme.

Coofing
That's one month in the isocubes

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SEND ALL YOUR ENERGY TO TRUMPS HAIR

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Everyone mad; gonna make masks from blessed by god pillows and gowns from men's tighty whiteys

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CNN HAS CUT AWAY FROM THE MY PILLOW GUY

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MAGA

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tfw his hair is a clip on

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HELP THERE'S A GHOST

*clap*

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That's a big ship

let them get them first, then he would be a fool not to sell them to the public.

>monumental lifting by jockey

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Who's ready for the pussy deflation after quarantine when all the chicks are fat and desperate?

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there was a critical need for peepee-e

so still the same 6 magatards still spamming this shit day in day out eh?
hows the Bush2/Obama bollard fence coming, sorry i mean "wall"
kek

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Why does her chest need two gas masks?

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>muh cocaine
>my arrest
>my rehab
>My Pillow
>My Comfy

>21k

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>1kb
impressed

Cute

Saw mike in the seats and didn't get any (you) for pointing it out. Oh well.

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>calling for open partisan censorship
wew

because they're head sized

> meanwhile in the Chinese mask factory
There are anons IN THIS VERY THREAD that would buy a chink mask over a myPillow one to save 2 bucks

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was his recent thing good m8?

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That's a fucking historic picture

pretty sad display, to be honest. A dead nation trying to remember what if feels to be great. Going through the motions without any thought.
This is Trump's military flyover level of sad.

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MAGA!

>hello, based department?

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>4u

It's a converted supertanker

OH NO NO NO NO NO

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahaHAHAHA

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>Proctor and Gamble CEOboomer @ the podium

WHERE'S THE FUCKING CHARMIN FOR ME TO SQUEEZE, BOOMER?!?!?!?!?!?

Daily reminder that I'm going to fucking nuke China for all this bullshit

the unemployed still have yet to learn the lesson of starvation brought by the essential overlords, oil is about to become worthless, quarantine efforts over weekend were announced to last through april and likely longer. estimated deathcount is now 100k-200k, CDC stole that from me i'm sure. hungary just enacted authoritarianism to combat disease. italy crosses into the 100k club, spain soon to follow

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There are people who still shower even though no one's supposed to get close to you.

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Suddenly, I'm quite parched

Do you know how to read? It says phosphate.

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Here, have a (you) and cute girls doing cute things

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There was tons at Costco less than an hour ago.

I don't know what your gay-ass flag is, and I'm not even going to bother to check lmao

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Good. The guy couldn't be more humble by droning on and mentioning his shitty pillows for the hundredth time and then the gall for that obvious coke fiend to namedrap God. What a joke.

I was in that htread

>corona-chan is making america thiccer
I thought chinks wanted starvation

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>not trying to look pretty for yourself
imagine being such an uncivilized barbarian

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>There are people who shower
ftfy

Nothing better than chubby girl belly.

MAGA MAGA MAGA
Pump, Don Pump.
>Best POTUS Ever

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i hate chinks

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Enjoy feeling your own gunk all over yourself after week 2-3.

Probably some place that eats mud cakes as a delicacy. Every other place sucks USA USA USA!

What does it mean?

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you're a faggot, over

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>hungary just enacted authoritarianism to combat disease
Emergency Hapsburg restoration soon.

Landlords are scum

"Cheesecake Factory, Subway, other major retailers tell landlords they can’t pay April rent due to coronavirus"
>finance.yahoo.com/news/cheesecake-factory-subway-other-major-retailers-tell-landlords-they-cant-pay-april-rent-due-to-coronavirus-141920106.html

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That dude from Raytheon doesnt want the defense production act to take over his company

I think I bought some cocaine off this guy

>my pillow guy
no shit thats awesome
fox32chicago.com/video/668637

>the unemployed still have yet to learn the lesson of starvation brought by the essential overlords
STARVE THE NONWERKERS
>oil is about to become worthless
The fucking same retards telling people to top posting about the virus in Jan were celebrating an oil collapse, what fucking retarded niggers.
> quarantine efforts over weekend were announced to last through april and likely longer
This is total fucking nonsense lel
> estimated deathcount is now 100k-200k
What the hell happened lel you mean soon or now?
>CDC stole that from me i'm sure.
I'm sure they just legally appropriated it.
> hungary just enacted authoritarianism to combat disease
In what way?
>italy crosses into the 100k club, spain soon to follow
AMERIKA WILL NOT BE BEAT

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>Not the chicks I would be interested in
To quote one of the episodes, roughly.
>Im not fuckin retards. I date doctors, lawyers, models and shit. This shit works on foreign bitches too.
Its insight on a level below consciousness. Worked for me. Pic related

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>he sold?
>POOMP EET

Unintentionally made America thicc again

ngl I'm pretty into it

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> What has happened today?
Big medical ship departing, oil at a 17 years low, people still not realizing not getting hours, not getting paid and their employers not getting customers or income means they don’t have a job

> How have threads been?
Funny for the most part

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>look pretty
That's for women you big gay

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This will result in the world sealing themselves off from China.

testing

>already 56 unique IDs in a 75 post thread
>/ptg/ being the most popular general Yas Forums will ever have

What's it like to always be wrong?

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??? i bathe because i enjoy it. that it cleans me and helps me smell not as stinky is incidental.

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raytheon sucks at the gov teat so forcefully they might as well be nationalized

It means living in cities is unhealthy.

>What the hell happened lel you mean soon or now?
projection is still at 82,000 so i'm not sure where his numbers are coming from

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Your like Dr Jekyll and mr Hyde, and your Hyde is super gay and you’re him right now

Traitors to the country. Military industrial complex. If only Eisenhower wasn't a cuck who publicly declared he hated McCarthy and ended up appointing 2 leftists to the Supreme Court

>t. ching chong

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based frenposter

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Mike Lindel is a proud sponsor of the Day of The Pillow.

Suffocate your local Boomer with a my pillow. Its made with the softest cotton on Earth so your loved ones can pass from this Earth with their face surrounded by the softest cotton on Earth, or your money back.

banana flavored milf for everyone i guess

name a fortune 100 that doesn't

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here is your (you). now go back to upside down land

Raytheon sounds like the name of a space nigger

>be trump
>launch $2 trillion relief bill
>attach oversight so it passes
>neuter the oversight committee
>steal billions

Listen, Ozzie or w/e, we're trying our fucking best, ok? At least we have a president who's concerned with border safety. We don't want spics here.

What the fuck is Virginia doing?

100k-200k estimate is the CDC's new prediction for US deaths by the end of this, which they STOLE FROM ME because i made it over a week ago
>In what way?
hungarian parliament gave orban emergency powers, the right to rule by decree indiscriminately in wake of coronavirus

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>Big medical ship departing
Took long enough, military should have been deployed sooner outside of just prepping bases.
>people still not realizing not getting hours, not getting paid and their employers not getting customers or income means they don’t have a job
Bigbrain based retards
>Funny for the most part
Thanks a ton m8, market beat predictions what boosted them? Stay safe and all, how is PT fairing?

Friendo? I think he i referring to some comments made which make some sense.

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what should happen to people like this

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You surely mean “bunny Junko / mean Junko” except both are mean

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Holy shit anons im scared, are the commies going to try and use the coronavirus to pass UBI?

also fuck everyone saying trump hasnt done what he could to prevent covid, he literally responded immediately, much unlike a certain gorilla president i remember

glowing

So a good fellow user has just informed me about the possibility, or rather likelihood that Trump is taking control of the Fed. To what anons say, they also retrieved Gold from space to supply our dollar with value.

Was this done by the help of the United States Space Force? It seems convenient as fuck that they were created recently, and all of a sudden the Fed is gonna get fucked by the amount of gold our Treasury has.

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CHINESE LOVE LIVING IN BLUE STATES AND IVY LEAGUE SCHOOLS

>attach oversight so it passes
The dems wanted it.
>neuter the oversight committee
He just doesn't do anything he doesn't have to do according to the constitution. Dems BTFO.

Deportation.

Graduate 11th grade and subsequently high school

That's what I thought just clarifying
>hungarian parliament gave orban emergency powers, the right to rule by decree indiscriminately in wake of coronavirus
Nice and dictatorpilled. So happy you guys are fairing well and it's very funny to me that the shit people are fairing poorly. It's almost like there is inherent shittiness that brings shit upon them.

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30 million doses of hydroxychloroquine sulfate

Kino AF

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“I’m Mike Lindell, owner of MyMask. Tired of breaking out with non-quality type masks? Well I got a solution for you!”

again?

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He's speaking right now.
>youtube.com/watch?v=3fYqab642Cg

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77% of coronavirus cases are Dems. And there are some killing themselves to POWN Trump.

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>To what anons say, they also retrieved Gold from space to supply our dollar with value.
Holy shit, no, you're an idiot. Good reading comprehension, faggot.

Bet she’s got a dirty snatch and needs to wash day

they should have it explained to them that their grandma died of natural causes, and she would have lived only 2 more years anyway

>Friendo?
of course
> covid19.healthdata.org/

They must live in their current bodies and with their current intelligence for 1 billion years.

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what happens to someone to become this mentally ill? this is beyond schizophrenia and delusion, this is pure madness

What a few more thousands to add when you're up to half a million to a million?

Notice anything?

>twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1244742047430475777

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>Hurr durr based communism eat the landlords
Kill yourself nigger, go live in the forest then no one needs you.

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>they also retrieved Gold from space

Others say they seized 600 trillion in gold bullions from the Rothschilds or some shit. Nobody can back it up with any evidence.

Did I hear wrong or did he say "six million doses of Zyklon B"?

It really was 4D chess.

I’m starting to think that you unironically might be a tranny

PRO-SCIENCE RESISTANCE

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Uh guys. My untrained parrot just shouted:
>TRUMP TRUMP B_T_F_O!!!
What did he mean by this? I never said bad things about Trump to him before and I was just talking to my mom on the phone about the coronavirus when it happened. is it a sign?

what?

who's he trying to give money to that he does't want anybody to see?

A nurse told me that New York is offering nurses from other states $5k a week, plus housing and per diem to work in NY during the crisis.

Are yous taying comfy throughout the storm?

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I've been busy reorganizing stuff. Tell me about the good bits I've missed.

Deport them to Mexico so they realize what a privileged and comfortable American life they're living.

It's more like the Enabling Act, only without any limits.

Based. Soon our country will be full of thicc virgins waifus who will marry us.

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Mike Lindell's story is pretty amazing ain't it? Wasn't he a down-on-his-luck CRACKHEAD? now hes in the Rose Garden addressing the nation!

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SLUT

why is it always this faggot and the fat nigger bitch

Exactly, that’s what I’m thinking, this seems to good to be true.

if you're not a virgin, you don't deserve a virgin

I trained my dog to attack chinks but now I’m worried he might get the macaroni virus

Crazy CNN chick spotted! I look forward to her embarrassing herself.

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Killing landlords is not a bad thing

It never stopped

i'd still rather a tom, but you do you fren

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Yeah, Donnie looks like hes confused as FUCK about what this dudes talking about

>It's more like the Enabling Act, only without any limits.
Based. Trumo needs one of his own.

living the American dream

my uncle is a doctor and he tells me the junk from china is 1 dollaru cheaper but lasts works half the time and breaks twice as fast.

You misspelled decapitation

> banana flavored milf for everyone i guess
Mine to go please

> military should have been deployed sooner outside of just prepping bases.
Yeah, I can see the headlines
> Trump’s military coping with outbreak of Covid, orange man bad and retarded

I hope, but doubt it

MyPillow Mike making masks for America

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Maybe I need to do some crack.

Don't feed the trolls