Why the fuck is the MyPillow asshole working on the corona problem?

You forgot to call OP "bucko"

Hits been long established that my pillow is officially /ourpillow/. Mike Lindell is a great American innovator and visionary, on par with Edison. If you don’t like it you can GET OUT

You can't fight the hidden enemy if you don't get a good night's sleeparoo, now can you?

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>pls buy my shitty pillows

based Christfag pushing religion on atheists

Do you even own a my pillow OP?

He's making masks you moron, didn't you read about that a few days ago?

>if he had endorsed Hillary
>this guy is a piece of shit libtard commie
We know why you like him cultist

>trump does jack and shit for three months
>ohshit call my pillow daddy
>Trumptards jerk each other off endlessly while sucking down their TRUMPBUCKS cheetos

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twitter is just melting down, they can't believe that someone believes in god and that a manufacturing company is located in america

because shitheads like you can't find your ass with both hands

Trump said he would hire the "best people"

>NOOOOO! Why is America using their factories to stop China flu!
Cry more CCP scum. The reckoning day is coming.

>the Good Nights Sleep Czar
At a time like this to have our immune systems operating at peak performance, we all need a good nights sleep.

>for three months
>2 of which WHO said was a nothingburger

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He isnt.

I have never slept through the night until I got one of these

His glorious stache will stop the coronachan

fpbp

he has factories which can be retrofitted to produce medical masks

That's a pretty great fucking pillow. You wouldn't know a creator if he fucked you in the ass.

Oh lets see.
Has millions of sqft of the perfect material to make masks out of.
Has factories full of degenerates sitting idle.
Country needs masks.
Hmm
Lets make masks.
Profit
Oh wait he donates 50% of what they make.
Charges cost for rest.
Free publicity praising jesus.

That company is pretty famous for aiding people afyer disasters as well. It's great marketing and also a generally nice and responsible thing to do.
Anyone finding issues with these facts must be retarded. And/or Chinese.

FREEDOM
And you know everyone wants a piece of Corona.

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Because he's an American, you faggots don't understand why our system is great because you also don't understand that such greatness and freedom requires the constant vigilance of great individuals. Neck yourself pussy.

Because hes based

I lost my shit when I heard him start talking about the motherfucking mypillow in this tone that was just fucking incredible to watch live. Then he invites him up to speak, it was just peak clownworld

You guys joke, but he actually has sponsored medical products.

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I got 43000 lbs of luxury Campbell soup in my trailer. We going to Pennsylvania

Good man

He wants every dying boomer to say "smother me with MyPillow!"

Mike Lindel is an ex-crackhead, who gave up crack for God. He is now a devout Catholic. Get fucked OP

It's corona marketing. It's the hottest new advertising BLITZ!

Trump’s pal

The MyPillow guy is a total chad.

mypillow.com/what-are-the-odds-from-crack-addict-to-ceo-bundle.html

I just love reading the URL.

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Because you knew he could!

He owns up to it. That's a sign he's for real and not just some faggot.
As a Deist, it is very pleasing to see for my part. So tired of fake fucks. If you're going to be in for Christianity, don't half-ass.

Also, he's a former stim user and I also respect that. He has a somewhat great taste in dope. None of that downer faggotry.

and theres no way hes a catholic he speaks to God himself like a real man not through an intermediate priest

because he manufactures everything in america unlike all the greasy kikes so he has the ability to actually do it.

DAY OF THE PILLOW.
ALL PILLOWS TO COVER MOUTHS

trump sees him all the time on fox news commercials

Back to the oven kike

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Everybody can tell you're Jewish, OP. You're making people anti-semitic.

Only time I'm exposed to ads is when I'm at work,listneing to the radio.
Don't know who this mypillow faggot is. Fuck that pasty bitch

sleep is the best medicine. and for the best night sleep in the whole wide world visit my pillow dot com

Attention whoring

>losing a ton of money restructuring his fabrication to make supplies that will help hospitals and people affected by Corvid-19.
>faggots on CNN and leftist absolutely seething because the "racist homophobe" My Pillow Guy is giving a speech in the White House.
I hope normies wake up and realize the left hates everyone in this country.

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Based and pillowed.

degenerate crackhead, finds god, gets big bucks from drumpf, pretty simple desu

Kinda based not gonna lie

How will faggot OP ever recover?