/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2742

► Detected: 776,106 (+52,715) ► Died: 37,126 (+3,061) ► Reset: 04:44:05

— 3.8 billion people put under lockdown —
— 203 countries and territories infected —
— 2.0x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 2,090 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
CBC investigator calls out Canadian government
youtu.be/HbJaxNi-qxI

Trump backs down on Easter date, won't reopen until May
archive.is/INRxX

French nurse calls out French government
youtu.be/jh5tXWJcNms

Lawsuits being filled against Bill of Rights violations
archive.is/iGBnq

UK and Germany to issue "immunity certificates" based on antibody tests
archive.is/5Sx2Z

>RESEARCH
South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

Children die from corona, WHO confirms
youtu.be/9SSYviES-rI?t=2514

Survivors will be immunocompromised
archive.is/2EQ6x

16 year old without health conditions dies in France
archive.is/pOtSK

Patients can get reinfected after "recovery"
archive.is/W9vNf

>REMINDER
Sweden stops testing "to protect other patients"
archive.is/2S2kX

WHO declared end of swine flu with only 18,500 confirmed dead
archive.is/kSTFS

China tells local authorities to stop reporting cases
archive.is/qTbtA

CDC refused to test infected man
archive.is/L9gFN

China biowarfare program might have gone wrong
archive.is/z1nbD

>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
21:00: 157 new cases and 15 new deaths in Romania.
20:53: 151 new cases and 2 new deaths in South Carolina, United States.
20:51: 578 new cases and 2 new deaths in Connecticut, United States.
20:45: 86 new cases and 2 new deaths in British Columbia, Canada.
20:18: 180 new cases and 3 new deaths in India.
20:15: 98 new cases in Peru.

>MORE
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Hope Trump kicks this loser off his team

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPENINGBROS!! LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE TO SLAVE FOR MOSHE AGAIN!

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>Boss scheduled me for another full week
>Still wants semi-hourly live updates
I just wanted a vacation...

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Am I ready for the collapse?

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Wow wtf, watchin netflix documentary.
This virologist created coronavirus 40 years ago

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Bear trap

Ok let's talk numbers how many dead people let's say 39k
Worlds population 7.7 billion people.
Your chances of dying 0.0004% have a nice day. Your chances to die from heart disease in America 24%

Poopy pee pee butthole ? Lol

The international links have been broken, the great supply chains are off, and- for the moment- the neoliberal consensus is not secure. What do YOU plan on doing to capitalise on that, user?
From conversations with other anons, it’s clear that there are 2 factors to consider in our local responses.
The first are the problems in our local areas that require the most attention;
>Food production
>Elderly care
>Waste management
Basically, anything that is going to become a tough burden on your local community in the coming months. By addressing these problems, putting manpower and resources into fixing them, we strengthen not only our communities but our place and voice within them.
The second factor are the groups who will most likely be interested in contributing to this network. >Local religious institutions
>Charities
>Local businesses
>Other political organisations (won’t be able to score points with the community by left/right agitation or publicity stunts; they’ll be looking for a way to stay relevant.)
The problem is that most of the support for this would be based in leftist thinking. While I understand the only practical way forward is a long march through leftist organisations, it's not exactly something you can do on your own.
So the best place to start would be to organise.
I know that's gonna send a whole bunch of merchant pics my way, but It’s few of us who would deny we have some improvement to do; it’s so much easier to improve when it's a group you're letting down and not just yourself.

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you can see the weekends tomorrow will be a bloodbath

THEY GOTTA CATCH THIS GUY

Is that the infamous Dr. Hyde?

Have you flattened your curves?

And i'm not talking about setting up some Yas Forums meetup or some easily targettable fraternity LARP All we'd have to do is join the network of organisations above, and then find other anons through that and/or build up a base of support from within.

At the minute we’re currently at step 1. We need to be making a list of Factor 1’s in our communities, collecting the contact information of factor 2’s, and creating a locally-specific plan of action for this information. Hopefully, by the time the market crashes, we should be ready to start step 2; putting this information and planning into effect.
Anybody else got any other ideas or comments?

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Dead cat bounce

I would be ready if I had a sex doll already just to ditch the dating scene at 30 years old

>WOULD YOU BRING HIM SAVELY TO SCHOOL ANONS?

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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Depends. Post boibutt

>Start this in January knowing it's more than the normiemedia and the WHO say it is. But hope it doesn't get that bad.
>Watch it get bad and how utterly retarded the planet is.

I hope for maximum death now just to kill as many of the retarded burgers as possible.

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i feel like i lose 10 braincells everytime i read bill's tweets

Israeli Rabbi Shalom Arush corona virus is for non Jews (Goyims)

youtube.com/watch?v=ksB99EzEKVo&feature=youtu.be

COVID is now the 'Jew Flu'

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Any of you burgers here overweight or obese? heard the disease is particularly deadly to fat fucks. Are you worried yet?

bearcucks gonna go back to their cages tommorow
this is bullchad territory

yeah there are

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The day isn't even over. Also, wait for when SHTF in Africa (which doesn't even have any tests lmao) and India.

Godspeed Corona chan!

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That gun looks like a toy for some reason. Any /k/ anons here? Bolt also looks too dull (not shiny or metal looking enough) and for an SKS or something

Did we ever find out if reinfections were a meme?

April 16, 2020

Nancy Pelosi dies from covid 19

Please blow off the toupe, oh please please

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Yeah i'm calling it at this point. The lockdowns are actually working for the most part. I think we're going to see the peak soon, and the chances of a category 5 happening are dwindling. I'd say it's still quite the happening however, as it's exposed how complacent the entire world's collective governments are and the complete lack of contingencies in place for this scenario. Hopefully it redpilled some normalfags into how bad things really are.

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10/10 bro

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new treatment based on 'Arenicola marina' hemoglobin is being tested
>M101
it's a shitty worm living on beaches,
it's hemoglobin provides 40x more oxygen and can be lyophilised.
this shit can replace a respirator and only need to be administrated less than 3 days
>already used in transplants to help organ recovery

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It should have been digits...

France Officially Sanctions Drug (Chloroquine) After 78 Of 80 Patients Recover From COVID-19 Within Five Days

cuzzblue.com/2020/03/france-officially-sanctions-drug-after.html

I am still blissfully engulfed by my normalcy bias but I wish you good luck

Fauci said it could be possible

means it will fizzle out doesn't it, fuuuuck

REMINDER:
>REMINDER:
The fuckwit in charge of infection control in Ireland is telling HEALTHCARE WORKERS NOT TO WEAR MASKS.
irishtimes.com/news/health/no-evidence-to-support-wearing-of-surgical-masks-by-healthcare-workers-1.4216207
archive.is/wip/bmynk

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>both cases and deaths peaked
HAPPENING CANCELLED
HAPPENINGFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Chris Whitty is shown on tv here in the UK every day telling us to stay indoors. He is now becoming the symbol of the UKs faliure to contain the virus.

youtube.com/watch?v=PBpjOIXlnUE

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>My hair's blowing around, and btw it's mine
KEK not self-conscious at all

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>Dark line daily % increase
>2 weeks into quarantine
>mandatory masks

This is a way to go

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Mood

They are real. 14% of Guangdong and 10% of Wuhan got reinfected. Some of the first cases in Italy, Israel, South Korea, Japan and Diamond Princess already got reinfected.

Not yet, really.
More testing needs to be done.

Well maybe it happens on the 17th then

Testing accuracy is still too low to be sure
But if the antibodies for this thing last less than 2 weeks we really got a problem

Reinfections are a certainty since there's no lasting immunity to coronaviruses. The question is when they occur and how they develop.

>https link
nope
The guy that did that study refuses to do any sort of randomized clinical trial, and other studies have shown its ineffective. What he does is literally give chloroquine to people a day before they recover and says that's what caused them to recover

Ya gotta keep rolling user...

Nothing burger.
12% of the global population is over 60. These people may have a mortality rate of 3% of those who are sick enough to require testing.
Everyone else is pretty much going to see nothing from this, except, maybe, bad chest cold.

Shitskins who don't speak English and therefore don't have access to healthcare will die. Therefore, COVID19 is based

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Wave two coming soon. Fun times :^)

>t81
degenerate

it's basically a sks

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Stop being so rude about your president.

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meant http*

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He can't concentrate
I'm praying for a stronger gust

I think you should have contingency plans for things you want to rely on that may not be there. What happens if internet drops? If power? What happens if someone you're relying for a particular task on gets sick? You can't go on forever, but you can make a couple levels of backup ideas or at least concerns so that you're aware of what could go wrong. Many many plans have parts that fail.

>We have 51 loads
TRUMP NO

>Worldwide deaths have peaked already
Yikes! Sorry happening fags, eat your 5kg of rice and get back to work.

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Repeated reports of it but testing is still highly flawed and the virus likes to hide so it's hard to say if any of these 'reinfected' ever actually recovered.

Due to the high mutation rate, number of strains and relative low length immunity lasted to previous similar viruses it's probably pretty safe to say we should be prepared for reinfection occuring.

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yawn this speech is boring journalists bette be good

yeah
the only problem is that you have to keep it up now for a few months because if you lift it in 2 weeks you havent done much its just gonna go up again

it’s a meme. you can test positive for the flu way after it passes.. it doesn’t mean anything . kill and bully al cvg posters. they are the scum of the earth. they arnt polacks either they are r9k loser pedo furry scum

the only practical way forward is to destroy the corrupt institutions, flawed thinking and degenerate bloodllines that brought us to this point

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Nice try serpent tongued rat you don't fool anyone.

SS marschiert in Feindesland,
Und singt ein Teufelslied.
Ein Schütze steht am Oderstrand,
Und leise summt er mit.
Wir pfeifen auf Unten und Oben,
Und uns kann die ganze Welt.
Verfluchen oder auch loben,
Grad wie es die wohl gefällt.