To all the "It's just a flu bro" Anons

America is culling the Silent Generation and sickly Boomers. This is a good thing. Since the turn of the millennia tens of millions of sickly Americans have blown all of their wealth just to survive a few more miserable months when they reach critical condition. This extreme wastefulness has never been sustainable.
theatlantic.com/health/archive/2017/06/how-we-spend-3400000000000/530355/

you think anyone except amerisharts cares about americans? same goes for chinese and the rest, only thing i give a shit about is my hometown and it has 4 infected, so yeah its a nothingburger, it does not effect my life in the least and will not effect it, not in terms of health or my families economy.

I'm pretty sure like half of what you said is nonsensical medical terminology strung together to make you seem smart.
>t. undergraduate biology degree

When it kills more than 70 million people world wide, which were the mid-estimates of the Spanish Flu.

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punctuation, nigger

KEK

>When was the last time you saw freezer trucks full of dead bodies from the flu?

When working at a Hsopital. Even Morgues have to be emptied out regularly, imagine that!

I could go on a casual drive in a bigger city and easily collect you a truck or two of dead bodies within the hour. Panickers really undersetimate just how much dead meat gets moved ina society ecnompassing billions.

Can’t there be a third position? I hate that everything must be some kind of strange A vs B dichotomy.

Maybe it’s real AND there’s a conspiracy to shut down the economy. The stock market and housing market were both unsustainable, which means both were bubbles waiting to pop. The problem is no one can tell when; it’s really hard to predict and that makes it incredibly risky. However if you’re in the right position you can benefit from a manufactured market correction. It also helps the country in the long term.

So along comes the virus, and we’re told we have to crash this shitty economy for the sake of the people who left it in shambles in the first place. The measures are meaningless and the virus just spreads more slowly, easing us into a market correction, massive unemployment, and tumbling housing prices. When we emerge, house prices are more in tune with earnings and the stock market is stabilized.

>Bro, the fatality rate is like 1/1000th that of a regular flu season!
Then why are there freezer trucks lining the streets in front of hospitals full of dead bodies? I'd expect that our regular morgue facilities should be able to handle this if it's just the flu, bro.

I haven't seen a truck full of dead bodies.

>if I use medical terms normal people haven't learned then I can look smart

I hope this is a pasta

sometimes people mention something sloppy on this website

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>freezer truck
>4 matches
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>Then why are there freezer trucks lining the streets in front of hospitals
They probably prepped on ice cream.
I tell you what, I'll believe it's more than "just a flu" when there half as many deaths as the Spanish Flu. Say, 35 million. Fair enough?

All you doomers are massive faggots with no life, it is a fucking flu, I had it. Bad cough for 2 weeks. The repercussions of your bitch ass panic are much worse than the fucking flu itself.

Is this a new pasta?

The morgue is out of space. No, they’re no stacked on top of each other and pulled to the roof. The bodies still have to be identified for funeral services, autopsies, organ donation, and so on.

inb4 how do we know it’s bodies?
Well how do we know the bags aren’t filled with cake?

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Nah, its not a conspiracy. Its just a Black Swan event, and the extreely fragile Neoliberal system is panicking from top to bottom over the slight possibility of an actual pandemic.

I think it is more likely shit tier journalism is to blame. not some massive global conspiracy.

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>The repercussions of your bitch ass panic are much worse than the fucking flu itself.
I don't think even the most doomer of doomers would disagree there.

PTSD isn’t real because I went to war and I’m fine.

Prison rape isn’t real because I went to prison and was never raped, nor did I rape anyone.

The lottery is fake because I’ve never won.

A straight flush is an impossibility because I’ve never been dealt one.

You can’t save the princess because she’s in another castle.

You mother isn’t a whore because I didn’t leave any money

The virus is a lung killer. That's really the only difference between it & the common flu.

People with weak immune systems are more likely to get affected by it. If you're lucky, you'll be immune to it.

and this anons name? Albert Einstein.

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7.2 billion dead.
global population reduced to the size where human life matters again.

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>1 in 20 people you know die
>nothingburger

Amed pls

flu=influenza virus
covid=corona virus
you don't have to worry though, unless you smoke, have lung problems or other serious diseases

flus are pretty dangerous

agreed but what about the semibiotic incalculations?

>What would it take to convince you that Corona virus is something more dangerous?

Killing more people per capita than the flu would be a good start.

5% to 14% of all flus are a coronavirus.

Have not seen this in over a week. Nice

tfw been smoking weed regularly for 7 years

I've not smoked for two weeks now and don't plan to smoke any fucking time soon, I just hope that after mocking people for smoking cigarettes I don't die from a lung disease myself

Since when did the flu require overflow freezer trucks to handle all the dead?

>What would it take to convince you that Corona virus is something more dangerous?
If 7 billion people just dropped dead

>my hometown and it has 4 infected
Kek, hrvatsk gonna get fucked. We had cities with 2 here that have over 500 now. I hope it kills you lol.

Actual noticeable death would be a start.
Not like the chingchong flu would make shills disappear. If anything, I bet the board had a ramp up of them instead.
The amount of bootlicking and people expressing concern for this low level bullshit is off the charts as well. Fuck right back to Goybook/Plebbit or whatever containment zone you herald from.

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And you can swear that you won't get 5th, 6th etc?

So rather than take preventative action you'd rather see 70 million people die before reacting due to lack of proof? wtf is going on in the mutt education system?

except the people here are not filthy fucking gypsies like your """people"""
its been 4 cases for 2 weeks now and nothing is going to happen, watch

>So rather than take preventative action you'd rather see 70 million people die before reacting due to lack of proof?
I want to insert a Holocaust comparison here somewhere

something above the 0.01% death rate?
IT WILL BE FLU #2 by the time it spreads and everyone gets bored of being scared

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Trump downplays it so the flock must too. This cult is going to be the end of us all.

Since when is the media so focused on how hospitals get rid of their corpses? Do you honestly think hospitals don't struggle on how to get rid of people dying a lot from time to time? They have problems with dead in their morgues all the time.

>and nothing is going to happen, watch
famous last words

Nice concern trolling

Are you illiterate?

I’m already bored of being scared

its not like measures are not taken, jobs that are not needed are closed, stores work shorter people are staying at home, thats why i claim its a nothing burger and it will stay that way, only retards panic

coronavirus and influenza share many symptoms, but theyre different. Flu is caused by the influenza virus

I had been a regular cigarette and occasional weed smoker for about 8 years. Haven't smoked cigarettes in a year, and weed for about 4. I don't know if weed is worse, compared to tobacco considering the chemicals and carcinogens. But, my stamina and general health did improve after I stopped smoking cigs and I like to think my lungs have healed and I'd pull through if I got infected, considering it's kill range is only 70+ people.

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You have a woman as president, since that's the only thing worthwhile from your Yugoslavian's shadow irrelevant country, just the women. Once shit gets serious that vagina you elected will be the next based genocider of you fags.

I have no idea what the fuck you just said.

>Prison rape isn’t real because I went to prison and was never raped, nor did I rape anyone.

I work as a CO at a prison.

Nobody has been raped at any facility. Every guy that bottomed in there wanted it. Would usually sag their pants. It's like an open air grindr app in there, which is why it surprised me that Jussie Smollett tried to not go to jail. It's free boy pussy in there.

Where’s FEMA when you need them?

>since that's the only thing worthwhile from your Yugoslavian's shadow irrelevant country, just the women.
And Serious Sam.