White House Chinese Virus Press Briefing #1

Anyone find any info on the 3 officers shot in Phoenix last night? Was it an user from one of the threads here?

kek look at all the shills seethe, he listens to their hysteria, reacts and actually does something about it and they cannot fucking stand it in the slightest. How many natural disasters has trump had to deal with, including 2 or 3 of the priciest hurricanes on record and he still comes out on top, gets a fucking pandemic thrown at him and is still coming out on top. the best part about this is knowing they are completely losing their minds for at minimum the next 4 years.

Thank you very much Sir.

guys why is a briefing and a debriefing the same thing?

theres literally nothing to talk about except when he will force all of the restrictions to be lifted. if he doesnt have a date he shouldnt bother with these dumbass press conferences. VA just pushed theirs out to June because Trump is too weak to stand up to heath advisors and their obvious conflicts of interest

Can’t wait to see him further expose his incompetence

just two more weeks

he looks retarded desu

they brought the EXECUTIVE ORDER SIGNING table out!

QUARANTINE HAPPENING

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Fuckin fat nigger bitch is there again lmao.

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Oh shit
RIP New York

Penis semi erect for boogaloo

talks with the virus going well

Nice butt.

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How many women do you think he had sex with?

Ooff

WHYS U RACCISS CHINESE KUNG FLU
WE WAZ KANGZ N QUEENZ N SHIET

Sorry kids the hoax is over, there's not going to be a boogaloo. The hysteria was way overblown, nobody is dying, you have to go back to work now, grown ups have businesses to run. Hope to see you all back next week..

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is glumpof going to shit that nigger fauci in the face today. #ENDTHEHOAX

He better fucking not.

why is the orange cheeto always 1 hour late

HER BODY IS READY, SHE IS ABOUT TO DROP SOME SERIOUS NEGRO RED PILLS TRUTH BOMBS TRUMP CANT HANDLE.

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which stream?

Fox News, or Fox 10 Phoenix. They might intterupt with their anchor bullshit at some point though. Nice digits.

TRUMP OUTTRUMP OUTTRUMP OUTTRUMP OUTTRUMP OUTTRUMP OUTTRUMP OUTTRUMP OUTTRUMP OUTTRUMP OUTTRUMP OUT

AYYY YO SO U B SAYIN KUNG FLY,

SAY IT AGIAN

KUNG FLU MUH NIGGA SHIET

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MR PRESIDENT

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AREEE
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Muh cheeto
Why do faggots act like little kids?
Are you severely brain damaged?

Ah so this is the thread the faggot shills were trying to slide.

frump didnt write this, what happened?

what a country!

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whoever is doing these models is fucking bad at it
this thing has been going around for 3 months, only 3000 dead

>theres literally nothing to talk about except when he will force all of the restrictions to be lifted.
he's getting good approval for being in the front instead of hiding in quarantine. He's going to keep doing them.

Germany tests 500k/week
>USA TESTED MORE THAN EVERY OTHER COUNTRY
mhhhhh

MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ARE SCARED SHITLESS RIGHT NOW, WHAT DOES POL HAVE TO SAY TO THEM?

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just die

>heath advisors and their obvious conflicts of interest
this is all just a ploy by big coronavirus to sell their testing kits

>"Press Briefing"
It's probably nothing bro

you are weak minded and weak willed if this scares you, welcome to life kiddo

They're probably just going to say the n-word

>dropping the hydro pill

rmmmmmm... trasty brat......

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On March 20, Lothar Wieler, the president of the Robert Koch Institute—Germany’s main public health body—said German laboratories are now able to conduct some 160,000 tests per week, about as many as they performed in the entire two months to March 15.

EAT ASS INCELS.. EMBRACE THE SMELL OF PUSS AND ASS

his wig is about to fly away

FAUCI IS A RAT
>CONFIRMED
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Lol his inner salesmen loves showing the test product.

>FAUCI IS A RAT
LOCK HIM UP

they are idiots
even if you don't know how to spot these psyops
look at the numbers
ur more likely to die from car accident or lightning strike if you're under 70 or healthy

The fact that everybody is compelled to thank the man-baby before speaking might be the most sickening thing about him.

THESE PRESS CONFERENCES BETTER THAN LIVE PD THREADS

>his handlers are going to have to work him over pretty hard because he saw the bodies where he grew up
sounds like they already did

he's going to test himself live

whats wrong with you

This warmed my heart. Good luck to your country.

I FUCKING LOVE THIS MAN.

I love how nancy pelosi and other US Democrats are pretending that trump was the only one negliglantly blindsided by this in all of Washington dc. Western Europe equally blindsided. Infact when it had been downplayed and north euro nations on advisory and with eternal gratitude, and on strong recommendation of-from-by Italian government begging us to help them lock it all down. And rest of Europe did the exact same thing. Trump responded 1 day Later with similar initiatives and banning euro travel to usa. Couldn’tve been easy. Remind me what the politicians of new York were saying. About use subway go to gatherings hysteria and hype, even racism this stupid Word/thing of protecting your own life. Tucker had a segement on it just Playing back that thing. I think i saw it. None of us were prepared. Drinking out of the same chinese latrine. Now my fear is he is going to open up too soon. He needs to be strong now.

What is up with that massive microphone.

they probably showed him his name is gematria and told him he's the chosen one

When your photoshop is about the quality of any products coming out of china other than the disease.

The only thing these chinks produce well is AIR HIV

It's upside-down, though

heeeee? it is for free?

BBM

BIG BLACK MICROPHONE

bump

6 GORILLION DOSES

on a sidenote: when will americans get their corona bucks??

6 MILLION

Why are they doing this everyday? Are there gonna be more Trumpbux

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Bump
Must watch TV

SIX MILLION DOSES

US is testing 200k a day

>6 million doses of hydroxy
but the shills said it doesnt work
but the shill said

dickless faggots btfo

disinfecting masks is HHHUGE

yesterday everyone sounded like they were out of breath when talking into the other microphone, it wouldn't surprise me if they switched it because of that, because now everyone sounds better

every level of the healthcare industry has a blank check from government right now and all the health related govt leaders are basking in attention for the only time ever. they will never stop until someone important enough stands up and tells them to fuck off. Trump is one of half a dozen people important enough to stop them and hes being a cuck instead.

THAT GOOGLE TRANSLATOR POSTING

I WONDER WHO IS BEHIND THIS POST

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and since then its 500k tests/Week
>Germany has boosted its coronavirus test rate to 500,000 a week, a virologist said Thursday

Expected to take 3 or so weeks. They'll deposit directly into bank accounts. If you need a paper check, it'll be longer.

supposed to be within 3 weeks for people who filed their taxes and gave them their bank info, probably longer for everyone else

>and it's mine

HOLY SHIT KEK

WIIIIIND

see we are also only 1/4 of your population. if you want to beat us you have to do more than 2m test/week

100k a day right now, but will be ramping up. The ID NOW test is a game changer absolutely.

The madman and his glorious hair.

lefties BTFO

>they will never stop until someone important enough stands up and tells them to fuck off.

HIS BALD SPOT IS SHOWING

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CHINESE VIRUS REKT!!!!!
Happening over faggots

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And it’s mine

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>muh hair

WHAT A FAGGOT

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Lol he talked about his hair. He's probably really insecure about it xD

trumpy is terrified of his wig falling off lmao

Why not? It's called updates during the biggest pandemic of this century. He can't win, because he's damned if he doesn't do updates and damned when he does.

it's funny how clear his improv his. "Robotic reading"- "Hilarious one liner!" "Robotic reading"

From WWW.NBCNEWS.COM

Rep. Nydia Velazquez said Monday she's been "diagnosed with presumed coronavirus infection," three days after she spoke on the House floor and stood near 80-year-old House Speaker Nancy Pelosi during the signing of the $2.2 trillion coronavirus stimulus bill.

In a statement, the Democrat from New York said she first started feeling sick "in the wee hours of Sunday morning."

"I developed the abrupt onset of muscle aches, fevers, nasal congestion and stomach upset. I noticed that I could no longer smell my perfume or taste my food. After speaking with The Attending Physician by phone, I was diagnosed with presumed coronavirus infection," said Velazquez, 67.

twitter.com/NydiaVelazquez/status/1244694107731251200

>and it's mine
I swear to God these briefings have been the best part of my lockdown, better than any TV I've ever watched

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That was a total softball question, and Yas Forums blows it as usual

christ he really loves blowing smoke up his own arse

ALOT
>ALOT

that ain’t no wig, bitch

I hate how there are still faggots like you who havent been watching this chink virus since december and dont realize it harmless and being used to reset the financial markets and set precedent to do it anytime they want in the future.

a lot*
retard

I just started watching the press conference, what did I miss?

His hair and the box blowing over

It's unironically real
youtube.com/watch?v=kIGcosb22_Y

Trump just said an Israeli med company will be sending 6 million tablets of malaria meds.
>Inb4 they are sugar pills to destroy peoples confidence in the therapy being good so they can push their vaccine.

Well then your just going to love what i just typed up. And i’m not trying to be a kiss ass. I like American people. And i sometimes think you can drive me insane with some of the dumb shit americans sometimes say and/or do. But you are good people dont forget that. And i believe in you and your President. That eventhough this is tough as nails, he Will do the right things.

someone is going to get fired for not telling him it was going to be windy

he has to wear a hat when it's windy else his comb over will blow back and expose his bald head

>tremendous problems

Nothing critical

It was great

trump signaled he is willing to sign a unilateral armistice agreement with the coronavirus, complete surrender and absolute capitulation to corona-chan's demands

>presumed
fucking die you waste of space

The senility really kicks in every time he goes off script.

>51 loads

>HOSPITAL THINGS
>OTHER THINGS
>AND THINGS

What's a "presumed" infection?

So why didn't it happen?

They got a new test kit. That's about it. Fuck your memeflag.

Everyone she interfaced with on the floor of the house is now possibly infected. Super spreader.

>150 million dollars worth of THINGS

>THINGS

51 LOADS

>Trumps hair has a life of its own, it’s bascially a wind sheer

My pillow!

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Because it's a global crisis you retard. Our governor also does daily press briefings.

PILLOW MERCHANT IS HERE

Wow, Pharma is going to get a tax write off on old nearly out of date pharma doses of shit that barely anyone needs??
That's amazing American ingenuity that we need.