/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2741

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*kisses cvg on the lips*
:)

MDfag here. We just got put on lockdown effective tonight at 8.
Everyone's going fucking insane, some of the worst drivers I've ever seen on the road, people going 60 down neighborhoods, retards on bikes and in large groups just walking inbetween cars on the road, grocery stores being nearly raided.
Shit's going fucking crazy here.

Holy fuck it's been like 14 hours, go to sleep already

want some TP?

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This won’t end well in Baltimore.

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There is no climate crisis and Greta's hair smells like wet dog and she bites when you try to bathe her.

>price?

youtu.be/HbJaxNi-qxI

ONTARIO

FUDGING

THE

NUMBERS

FUCK MAN GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER EASTERN CANADA

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Yes but it's still on that position

Guys, I think we should drop the meme names and start calling this virus CHIV-short for China virus or Chinese virus. That might actually stick.

Huh? I did sleep uwu

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pretty dark in there fren

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Srsly. Wear a mask. Just imagine its a jewish conspiracy that WHO doesnt approve of masks.

Just cover your FACE!

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There's not even any toilet paper in stores around me anymore. I'm gonna just have to start showering everytme I take a shit. Thank god I chose years ago to work online cuz I think alot of people are losing their jobs.

>less than 800 thousand cases
is this the vegan general because you are having a burger without meat

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We're about to see a repeat of the riots from a few years back probably, and not just in Baltimore.

Southern Europe wants out of the EU and Hungary is a dictstorship now. What will happen next?

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youtube.com/watch?v=Ixp-35dfC_E
trump is speaking soonish

I call it the Made In China Virus. "Made In China" is on billions of things, how can it be racist? Yet it still makes it obvious the virus game from Chian.

>people going 60 down neighborhoods
they don't normally in maryland?

Who's got the most recent corona-chan milkers?

>old people home deaths don't count
>t. italy
What else are they hiding?

Where's your feet pics?

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Yeah, 1,000 less tests since yesterday, almost 11,000 less tests the day before.

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I really wish this shit were real. Absolutely nothing is happening except Yas Forums being shit up with garbage threads and people unnecessarily losing work.

>What will happen next?
revolution

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The correct scientific name is Chinese Pneumonic Plague.
CCP Flying AIDS is also acceptable.

Wait for 1 mln

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Just how many bunker husbands have you had now user?

If I put on two scarves do I get a 98% coverage?

oops, it's in Kenya, guys - THE ISLAND EMPIRE

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only the people who are useless to society

Normally they go 55 user, get it right

Thanks for the superhearts frens

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Sure lets create a shortage in masks so the ones who really need them get fucked over.

I'm sorry, I just complained.
But the response of the Japanese government is really poor.
Emergency Economic Conference on economic measures
"How about handing out gift certificates for Japanese beef?"
There was a member of the Diet.
Speaking of such a thing, "Do you playfully?" Is likely to be cursed,
They said, "Isn't sushi you'll get?".
When that information leaked out, many Japanese were outraged and disappointed.
Everyone in the world. This is the current state of the Japanese government.

Well that's a pretty sizable jump. updates every 100k to every 500k seems pretty steep.

It's max comfy in the dark

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TP for my bunghole?

NOT MY STOCKERINO

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It's not specific enough. Almost all viruses and diseases that have historically affected the west have come from either China or Africa. "Wuhan virus" or "Wuhan SARS" is better.

are koreans the masterace??
their numbers are looking great compare to most countries(japan doenst count,they were lying because of MUH OLYMPICS)

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>go to work
>695k
>go back to work
>775k
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>deaths have stayed the same for the last 3 days
Nothingburger confirmed.

What does /cvg/ think the odds are that China will get away with this with no penalties?

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He realised thst we are hitting 100k almost every day now

This guy jogged by earlier, he was profusely sweating and panting, so I started mock gasping for air, and when he looked back at me I called him a retard. Gotta do your part in the community

The real reason the UK is pushing to get an antibody test out, is for a quick way of testing the dead-at-home so the bodies can be disposed of appropriately.

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Japan is fucked, the government are being lazy and casual in their response and it's going to explode soon enough like Italy or Spain.

Sneak some pics please.

That would be cheating on him

Only one, since he got quads

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based
im betting famines will come. and then wars between ethnic groups (starting with usual suspects)

The virus isn't killing a bunch of people but the something happening is all the changes and people losing work, When I go out now everyone is wearing those face masks,

How is going that based general ranted other day?

they arrested a pastor in tampa for holding service yesterday

>Believing that

>N-no the numbers are much worse...
>let me just adjust my models again...
When this nothingburger panic blows over I hope retribution is laid upon the kikes, and you useful fucking idiots, who have been pushing this shit.

Oh shit.. I thought it was wellington

>FUCK MAN GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER EASTERN CANADA
Hey don't lump us all together, Quebec is doing great.

Only increases by 25% Scarves don't stack well.

Angry leaf here. Fuck you all, for starters. Secondly, roll for how many corona deaths in china to date: 110, 000.

Watch this
youtube.com/watch?v=gAk7aX5hksU

In a sane world the emperor would have those traitorous fools executed and assume a more direct role but this is not a sane world.

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Change your flag --CCP

maybe

Just sew your own, it’s not that hard.

Not anymore. Corona-chan is better than Greta in every aspect.

What about Taiwan?

>I'm Corona-chan, I can do what I want
>Whatever I got I'm gonna flaunt
>There's never been a pandemic that I've ever lost
>I can't wait to take user back to the ER
>I'm gonna fill him with my hot virus
>I'll make him coof until he turns lifeless

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Bring back tacky '90s hip-hop fashion.
>eye protection

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He looks like he has one foot in the grave most of the time

new treatment based on 'Arenicola marina'hemoglobin is being tested
>M101
it's a shitty worm living on beaches
it's hemoglobin provides 40x more oxygen and can be lyophilised.

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Sadly I don't expect current west to do anything about that, at least not now. It might however start changes in the west that will bite China in the ass eventually

Koreans are all Japanese bastard children. There is no way they're the master race. Only north koreans will survive the cull

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>Imagine not having the skills in the population to provide at least cotton masks to the whole country

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We already look at chinese, they're alright

If they're already thinking of distributing food cheques it sounds pretty bad

top kek
isnt this basically
>if they dont have bread let them eat cake

Their penalty will be economic collapse caused by decoupling China from economies around the world and subsequent wars that China will inevitably start to try and plunder their way out of the hole

I can tell you, this shit is very real.
It might take time to take her foot on your state or city, but you don't want this to happen.
Get prep, wear mask, practice ethnic distancing.
Stay home if possible, you're gonna regret.

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Honestly anyone who is still calling this a nothingburger at this point is a moron, or a shill. Even if the peak is today and it all goes down from here, a virus managed in 3 months to put the world at a standstill, crash the global economy, cause food and supply shortages, and seriously put in to question the lack of preparedness of governments around the world for a global pandemic scenario. Sweeping legislation across the globe is going to come from all this, and various geo-political policy will be affected by the spread of SARS-COV 2. This is truly one for the history books folks. It's a something burger.

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What about it?
youtube.com/watch?v=UlCYFh8U2xM

Why does Yas Forums shit on ALL eceleb retards while giving this fuckwit a pass?
>OMG GUYS HE'S LOSING IT LOOK AT STREAM
fuck off hypocrites

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I'm not going back outside, hope you understand.

I keep hearing people say we are in different phases, what does this mean, and how many phases are there?

just inject yourself with worm blood sounds great

If Corona disappeared today, we would just be getting started with the effects.

>After saying you wouldn't eat the bug, you come to me, asking for a worm?

Nothing will happen. The jews in charge of our companies would rather pay chang 2 dollars a day to bend pieces of metal for ford

so pumping people with freeze dried worm hemoglobin to help with oxygen delivery?
sure why not sounds as promising as anything else we are throwing at Corona-chan

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Double cotton had best effective/comfy rating.

how many grains of sand are there?
how many stars in the sky?
that many

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what is that? who are those in there?

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>more threads than New York deaths
Nothingburger confirmed.

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basically he just reads twitter in a video stream, so when there is a happening you don't have to and can shit post on here more.

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>Hey this-a nothing meatball issa very bad!
Whatever, you fucking greasy wop. Your countrymen die in droves every year due to flu. Same shit, new name.

Phase 1: Denial
Phase 2: Okay maybe this isn't such a small problem
Phase 3: Panic
Phase 4: Regression to nothingburgerism

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95%

Hey, they have to suck at least one cock, right?

Isha and Nurle
Pregnant one is prob brazil, gestating into something even more fun.

It's over 300k dead in china mate

GET BACK PLEASE

Hyperhemoglobinization was debunked in the 90s

You'll just create a shortage in old bed sheets people should have thrown away years ago.

Let me say from my mouth as a Japanese,
This may be the most shocking news for you.
In fact, in recent years, the Japanese anime industry has also
Many manufacturing processes are ordered from Chinese companies.
And some of them were delayed, and some of the scheduled anime from April was canceled.
That is why Japan now has close economic ties with China.

Except it was not the virus doing this, it was you stupid panickers. The virus itself is still a nothingburger.

NOOOO I WANTED COLLAPSE
I WANTED A WORLD RESET
I WANTED MAD MAX

Theres infinite amounts of phases? Wtf

I lov kot so much bros

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You wouldn't need ventilators at all if this worked. This is a pretty big deal but nothing but we'll probably all be dead before anything useful comes of it.

>3 homeless sleeping right next to each other
I'm not sure they thought this through.

Now that Olympics is postponed, we're quickly catching up

Hope it'd be next italia

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fuck off gook tldr

Whatever they are picrel is the current last phase

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I did too, Rico. I did too.

>It's over 300k dead in china mate
It's real in my mind.

You realise everyone is laughing at him?
Guy froths at the mouth. Pure fucking kino

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im gonna suck your dick

everyone got enough ammunition for the apocalypse?

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Pestis Chinkus

The international links have been broken, the great supply chains are off, and- for the moment- the neoliberal consensus is not secure. What do YOU plan on doing to capitalise on that, user?
From conversations with other anons, it’s clear that there are 2 factors to consider in our local responses.
The first are the problems in our local areas that require the most attention. Anything from food shortages, to elderly care, to something as basic as waste management; anything that is going to become a tough burden on your local community in the coming months. By addressing these problems, putting manpower and resources into fixing them, we strengthen not only our communities but our place and voice within them.
Obviously these problems are too much for just our shoulders to burden, however, which brings us onto the second factor; the groups who will most likely be interested in contributing to this network. Local religious institutions, charities, small to medium businesses; even other political organisations won’t be able to score points with the community by triggering the other side on television or pulling publicity stunts, and they’ll be looking for a way to stay relevant.
The problem is that most of the support for this would be based in leftist thinking. While I understand the only practical way forward is a long march through leftist organisations, it's not exactly something you can do on your own.
So the best place to start would be to organise.
I know that's gonna send a whole bunch of merchant pics my way, but It’s only a rare few of us who would deny we have some improvement to do in our personal and societal position; it’s so much easier to improve when it's a group you're letting down and not just yourself.

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And i'm not talking about setting up some Yas Forums meetup or some easily targettable fraternity LARP, either. I'm talking about starting some kind of community programme, like the ones listed above, in our communities through the existing channels and via existing organisations. All we'd have to do then is join THOSE, and then find other anons through that and/or build up a base of support from the bottom up via speaking to other members.

With this in mind, at the minute we’re currently at step 1. We need to be making a list of those problems in our communities, collecting the contact information of any group who could collaborate on the response, and creating a locally-specific plan of action for this information. Hopefully, by the time the market crashes, we should be ready to start step 2; putting this information and planning into effect.
Anybody else got any other ideas or comments?

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This man is on drugs. Slurring his speech all the time and has weird jerky movements

>Save masks for diversity hires that hate white males
How about you kill yourself? Won't need as many masks then

the homeless in las vegas have bigger things to worry about:
youtube.com/watch?v=r3bNiXB8vBk

are there previous milkers from days ago? I have never seen this

>~450 12-gauge shells
>~1300 .38 Special
>250 .308 cartridges
Should be fine

EAT THE WORM, BIGGOT

I"M GOING TO SAY IT

YOU CAN'T STOP ME

HERE I GO

WATCH ME

N

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BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS

you have a low iq

Got tempbeaned for posting earlier milkers, but the artist's tag on twitter is apparently @Willwildart

>+6000 deaths
ITS HAPPENING!!!

>+3000 deaths
ITS HAPPENING...!!!

>+1000 yesterday
I-ITS.. ITS HAPPENING...

>+2000 today
i-its.. not slowing down!! its not!! NONONONONONONO!!!!

Maybe if my husband doesn't show up within a few days

It would only be reasonable to assume he's dead at that point

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mobile.twitter.com/Barnes_Law/status/1244433955769577472

Fight for freedom!

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NOT MY ANIMES

800K when?

I

ill just become the town whore

www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/20200330_38/

R.i.P in peace magnificent nipponese comedian.

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Give it two more weeks

And kot loves you too

I fucking hate people like this. I bet she has empty rooms in her house as well. Why doesn't she invite some homeless people to live in them?

G

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What happened here?

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I've had joggers straight up turn around and jog the other direction

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>+6000 deaths
ITS HAPPENING!!!

>+3000 deaths
ITS HAPPENING...!!!

>+1000 yesterday
I-ITS.. ITS HAPPENING...

>+2000 today
i-its.. not slowing down!! its not!! NONONONONONONO!!!! IT TOTALLY WASNT NOTHING!!! DUDE L-LIKE 0.000000000001% OF THE WORLD DIED I CARE SO MUCH ABOUT ALL THOSE PEOPLE!

I will be infected and probably dead but at least I will have my freedoms.

>5pm est
>Deaths already up to 2,945

Nothingburger fags BTFO

coronavirus.jhu.edu/map.html

>Yas Forums tries to warn the world for months so people are prepared
>normalfags: "stfu tinfoil hat idiot"
>inevitable happens
>normalfags: "OH SHIT PANIC"
>Yas Forums's fault

k

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Its cute when idiots think that rights are real and the US is not one large slave plantation for the production of goyim.

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Basato ed rosopilollato.

G