/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2740

STOP EATING BATS AND MANDOLINS YOU FUCKING CHINKS!!!

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Is the happening over?

I like boys

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>(+2,957)
cringe
thought we were heading for 5k/day?

GayREEEEE

Could be because people there were still trying to work and go about their lives while very sick, westerners would be in the hospital with anything worse than a mild cough.

Think I got this right

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nonce

800k in 2-3 hours?

Its because they lost their mandate from heaven.

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It's over. Go lick a doorknob. It's safe.

why post girls then

1 out of 4 US teens vape

>swine flu pandemic

nice """"""""pandemic"""""""" we had back then

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New cases declined 2 days in a row. Happening is over

You really should look into female head shapes and drawing eyes/hair. I like the wings

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oh no no no no no happeningbros, this cant be happening!

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Wasn't a vaccine released?

>0.01% of the world is infected
>0.0005% of the world has died
>NOT a nothing burger

This is your brain without your schizo meds.
37,000 people aren't even enough to fill the smallest NFL stadium.
Call your psychiatrists, ask them to help you.

Because in countries where people actually act like people and not drones when you have 104° fever you dont go wandering around town or to work. Those people were literally frying their brains and dropping dead.

Not until next year.

back to work lads

Germany went from exponential to 2k cases less per day for the last 3 days. We got info on that?

>*heems the global economy*

heh, nothin personel kid

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funny how Italy suddenly became nothingburgerfags best friend

For me, it's Mamie.

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If you live in Ontario, be aware that your Province is spoofing numbers.
youtube.com/watch?v=HbJaxNi-qxI

Testing backlog of still over 5600 people
globalnews.ca/news/6750016/ontario-coronavirus-covid-19-numbers-march-30/

And today, 422 people miraculously recovered even though no other province is even close to those numbers - not even BC.

>mandolins

>812 deaths today
Still happening in Italy.

its the interwebs. Its where people tell lies and ruse each other

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Probably. Numbers from Brazil and the US will probably put us slightly above that.

>everyone stuck in their house for 1 months starving to death

no shit its going to start to fall but now comes the hunger and if they go out WAVE 2 hits.

we all knew from the beginning

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No treatment or vaccine will ever be released.

Is it the ammonia that makes it so deadly?
I thought we had a treatment for that already

Do you know where many of the US pharmaceutical company's factories are located? If you examine it, you will understand the real horror of the meaning of the words I said.

Gary make it stop.

Ventilators cause aerosol spread of covid19 requiring masks. Masks are useful out in public but most people get infected by touching infected surface than their face, not by inhaling droplets from someone coughing or sneezing. Assuming you are abiding by the 6ft rule that is.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AJHAHAHHHA A GAAAAAAAAA THIS QUARANTINE IS MAKING ME CRAZY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I DONTT THINK I CAN SURVIVE UNTIL EASTER AAAAAAAAAAAFSJHBGiddsigsgdfposjhmpwjkhew032

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OOOH NOOO HAPPENINGBROS, I DON'T WANT TO EAT SHITTY CANNED FOOD FOR THE REST OF 2020 NOOO HOW COULD THIS BE
NOTHINGBURGERCHADS ARE MAKING FUN OF US AGAIIN

Thats because tests are now much harder to get now. You basicly need:
a) 8 other confirmed cases in your company
or
b) Been in a risk region and show signals
or
c) Had contact with a positive case directly and show signals

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ccp tier

Diamond Princess infected passengers were much older than the US population. So even among a mostly elderly, many with health problems the death rate lies around 1%. Nothingburger confirmed, this is without a doubt a ploy to take away our rights.

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This just means the lockdowns are working, retard.

LLLLLLOL
Fuck Derek Schott "Punisher Bass"

You're all going to die goyim

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>The state health department has identified COVID-19 clusters in 28 long-term care facilities.
wwno.org/post/coronavirus-louisiana-what-you-need-know-today-1

>5 confirmed cases of congress members infected, with Rep Nydia Velázquez was presumed to have a positive infection
axios.com/nydia-velazquez-presumed-coronavirus-congress-6e78c8c4-cb05-4655-9399-9ebc4292ef86.html

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Shit man I dunno then. I had the same problem with reading stuff in stores, it was main reason I ordered a full face
Zoro.com, maybe still has some. They are expensive kinda but manufacturer is Mexico and not china

Protip: you were always crazy.

Idk about that, Brazil ramping up.

who still /comfy/?

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Because that shit happens all the time in China anyway.

Just fucking nuke China.

Just a reminder this is a gigantic nothing. Numbers are much less because nobody is getting tested and recovering just fine. I know a handful of poeple.

Schizo happeners cope harder

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NOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOOOO

Corona-chan, you were the chosen one!!! How can this be happening?!? THE WORLD DOES NOT END WITH A 20% REDUCTION IN NEW CASES YOU LAZY FUCKING CUNT

AAAA@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA2

Literally built by CCP

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telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/30/politicians-italy-warn-social-unrest-lockdown-likely-extended/
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-italy-becoming-impatient-with-lockdown-and-social-unrest-is-brewing-11965122
theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/29/italy-sets-aside-400m-for-food-vouchers-as-social-unrest-mounts

>video
[YouTube] youtube.com/watch?v=NsNWbfatRwg (embed)

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DP had early response and top tier medical, but you know this already chink

Based

>Americans

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happening cancel-

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Reminder to hide burger flags during euro nightime for maximum /cvg/ experience

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rare

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Is that an Australian accent? Why does a Canadian sound like an aussie?
Is this some new kind of shitposting?

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They didn’t ‘lose’ it. It’s just that it is being applied; they are the outskirts barbarians that will inherit the falling cosmopolitan, ‘soft’ culture that is eroding

>NYC
fake news far too much light skin

Better get used to it fren. Another 20 months+ of isolation to come.

Are you talking about how they are not realistic or something? I guess I am curious on what you mean.

Seems like a stand-up guy.

Me.

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weekend numbers tend to be slightly lower, maybe cause people are less likely to go to a hospital on sunday if it isnt too bad. tonights numbers should be more representative
its also possible that social distancing is now showing, or that we have caught up with diagnosing most cases that exists (closing the gap between known cases and overall cases)

>the/herd/ calling the mutt black
Rich

Nigs being nigs. Nothing new.

>434 ICU cases
damn Ontario wtf you guys doing?

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It may have been from dehydration. It's been challenging for me to stay hydrated because it depletes you. When I first developed the disease, I slept extra long when I had a fever, so I'd been a while without drinking anything, and woke up in a pool of sweat. I made it to the bathroom to urinate but that totally depleted me and I could barely hold myself up to walk to the kitchen. I was on the verge of passing out myself. I collapsed on a sofa and had someone (who was also infected, but with milder symptoms) bring me a drink.

>filename
Florida Nig...

COVID-19 Update

youtube.com/watch?v=nEsnKkx3t80

whaaaaat?

I'll be relieved once the deaths start to display a consistent downward trend.
I sincerely want this happening to be over as soon as possible. I dont want to see my parents and family dead.

I think that the actual number of infected is much higher than reported

>all those people without gloves or masks
Going out is retarded in the first place, but god damn these people are dumb.

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i guess spring is slowing her down... gotta wait for fall now boys. sad.

lmao

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If I sound weird it's because I'm a filthy French-speaking Quebecer.
No shitposting, though - Ontario is trash at being transparent with their numbers. Last week their backlog was literally over 9000.

youtube.com/watch?v=JV938U4Y96w THREAD SONG

youtube.com/watch?v=vMiEFyTuuh8&list=RDvMiEFyTuuh8&start_radio=1

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youtube.com/watch?v=SHk76BhBtq A

Oh god. They let the chink agents in their country to finish the job. They are experts in "Traditional Chinese Medicine"

Fuck off Bill

>not sticking with the herd
smdh

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She sounds more like a kiwi to me. She ain't from here

Loving this doomer cope.

>shitting yourself over a flu
geg

are we near collapse yet or no? i've been waiting for like 3 months for some substantial shit to happen.

this isn't a nothingburger by any means it's just getting tiresome, waiting for something culturally meaningful to happen

They can fill the stadium lying down...

>1st world median iq

Based desantis harem poster

>most people get infected by touching infected surface than their face
>just wash your hands bro
That's a lie meant to keep people going to work and stop them from wearing masks.

thats 1 happy kike
he might be of scandinavian descent due to last name
its the same, we always sold guns to all sides

The fuckwit in charge of infection control in Ireland is telling HEALTHCARE WORKERS NOT TO WEAR MASKS.
irishtimes.com/news/health/no-evidence-to-support-wearing-of-surgical-masks-by-healthcare-workers-1.4216207
archive.is/wip/bmynk

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this is the comfiest post I've ever seen

>the Greatest Happening in our lives
>but also the slowest
ffs man

>coal mines in my region still open
>brothers work in those
gg man, gg.

Chimping will happen as it did with Corona-san. Exponentially. Agonizingly slow build-up until everything is suddenly fucked

Number of deaths is a more accurate measure to use than cases. Italy is only testing people that have serious problems. Number of deaths in Italy are still high, and haven´t declined much

oh goodie, mr. business-casual-pajamas is going to save us all

What else do you want to happen, were going to hit a million cases in the next couple of days and the exponential surge is showing no signs of stopping.

youtube.com/watch?v=SHk76BhBtqA

where are the bill Mitchell posts? did he die yet?

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>his country doesn't give out mandatory masks
Weak and bluepilled

For a month, nothing happened. Then, after a month or so, nothing continued to happen.

I was talking about the picture, but yes I know they have been stifling numbers.

Will usa hit 500k?

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lol wow

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I was speaking of the girl on the youtube like. I don't know how you sound but your text is perfectly understandable.
Its all good

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Phone fag here. What flag is that?

Economic collapse can take a while, but soon, no rent means no mortgage means banks eat it with the liquidity they've just received then massive inflation.

>434 ICU cases
Note that Quebec, with their 3430 cases, has 235 hospitalizations and 78 people in ICUs.

Either Ontario isn't testing the right people, or else they're just withholding data to try to look good.

haven't got laid off yet

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Its WHO guidelines user, cant argue with that

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holy shit

>less than 10sec in
>he already rubs his face on accident
how can one man contain so much /safe/?

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