COVID-Cancelled

Half of earth in lockdown.
>Just a flu bro

Back to normal

underrated recall time frame.

go look here
standard.co.uk/news/uk/woman-who-lost-both-parents-pleads-for-public-to-observe-covid19-social-distancing-a4401961.html

women who lost both parents to this evil pandemic but hold on, read a little, oh

>Mr Vallely had been taken to the Royal Victoria Hospital more than a week ago, and tested positive for Covid-19 before being transferred to the Mater, a now specialist hospital for coronavirus.He had been suffering from lung cancer.
>His wife was taken to the Mater on Thursday, and died on Saturday. Her husband died in the same room that she had, just hours later. She had suffered a stroke six months ago.
they're taking the piss

So what you're saying is that... They had pre-existing conditions?

then this one
standard.co.uk/news/uk/dorset-police-officer-dies-coronavirus-covid19-symptoms-a4402101.html
>“He was 56 years old and had been unwell since Christmas with a chest infection,” Mr Vaughan said
It's so bad that they're having to make victims up

Can you explain in full details and give links please?

Clearly but if you only scan the headlines you will have the impression that there are yet more victims of this awful disease
It's misleading and, well actually it's lying to create fear

unironically wait 2 weeks

following your own logic it was cancelled 9 times already

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>Media
>Trying to create fear
Oh no! Since when are they doing that?!!?

not sure, I just noticed it today for the first time, it's quite perturbing isn't it

Says nervous Trumptard for the tenth time today

Indeed, it's almost like the world is being ruled by a satanic cabal of evil beings that feed on fear and negativity, and are trying to cause more fear and negativity in order to feed.

It ALMOST seems that way.

This was all a scam by big toilet paper. Production is up 125% and they can't keep up. Good times to be a Charmin bear.

It ALMOST is good sir you're absolutely right, jolly good it's only ALMOST like that and not ACTUALLY like that, would be a bit worrying otherwise
>big toilet paper
this is the most sensible thing I've heard in a long time

I'm telling you man, around here (Sacramento, CA) there are lines out the door daily at most stores - everyone looking for TP. I've seen people hoarding fucking brands I've never even heard of - you ever wipe your ass with "Fiora" brand toilet paper? Wtf is that? Something is up.

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OH WAIT SUNDAY AND MONDAY ARE ALWAYS SLOW HOW COULD THIS BE

Flatten your head.

>everyone enters quarantine
"It was nothing! Why did we even bother doing anything?!"

I hope so, I haven't fucked a gal in three weeks!

Curveheads BTFO!!!

Yeah this'll kill nothing but boomers with heart disease and cancer and you all will claim you saved the world while nuking the economy over a mild boomer remover

Oh no!

Coronabros, did we get too cocky?

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Brainlet

Wasnt feb 15 because of a change in measurment method though?

buy the dip

Look here's the UK gov's official position on corona chan, don't ask me why all the MSM ignore it
gov.uk/guidance/high-consequence-infectious-diseases-hcid#status-of-covid-19
archive.fo/OIh3f

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believing the meme

>The nothingburgers won.
Doesn't the quarantine itself count as a happening? For anyone who survives the epidemic, the quarantine has more of a long-term impact on their lives than the disease itself.

>falling for an obvious bear trap

IT'S OVER PACK IT UP

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Happenings canceled bros

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french anons, share this to your boomers.
youtube.com/watch?v=G659tXQ-jcs

I'm just mad Trump extended the lockdown. So sick of governors larping as dictators.

It doesn't matter. Trump extended the deadline till April 30th.

I told you it's a nothingburger ever since January... shizos

I tried watching this but the sound was just like
>he haw he haw haw, haw he haw haw haw he he haw ow yu say he haw he haw
wtf is that shit

Because of a supply and demand issue with ventilators. With that ironed out no reason not to reopen business but world "leaders" are as stupid as /cvg/

We did it reddit we flattened the curve

Bad news guys.
twitter.com/NorbertElekes/status/1244739459314221057

let it be known that in 2020 the nanny states of the world freaked out over a slightly worse flu season and sent the markets needlessly reeling into a recession

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HODL HOLD HOD- wait, what thread is this?

>believing the flu meme IRL

It's just a correction. Still on the uptrend boys

Just do more testing and straighten the curve. Covis are everywhere

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yep and the common cold is a corona virus

Dead gook bounce

classic bull trap.

>Just a flu bro
but the flu kills more

Damn it was a nothingburger all along. That's why everything is closed till May.

You'll see a different tone after the next muslim terror attack.