Brit/pol/

NO NO NO
YOU MUST DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THOSE THAT DIED FROM IT AND THOSE THAT DIED WITH IT
STOP THIS ABUSE

maybe we'll see piers shouting at peter tomorrow morning - twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/1244671306710290439?s=20

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Councils selling off greenery to build shite deano boxes for rude shite bag millenials.
Fuck millennials
Fuck deano boxes.

evening gays i mean guys

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anycunt up itt looking for a right good crack in the knackers?

you can punch my balls if i can cum on your face if fancy it m8.

The ability of this virus to spread is through the infective agent travelling. We do tend to concentrate on the infected person. The agent however can survive long periods on a variety of surfaces. We are concentrating on lock down of persons. However we will need to eat and survive, so in fact in this era of fast distribution an infected warehouse worker who is asymptomatic or suffering few symtoms in London could readily contaminate many thousands of items before they are distributed to households across the whole country. So there you are nicely isolated indoors until the weapon of spread is delivered or collected by you and placed in your larder or fridge. So for all those sacrifices that you and the rest of us have made are then bypassed because we all need to eat. The chances of the virus arriving in your house on food packaging is a great deal more than if you went for a walk at least there you can stay away from folk. The truth is until we know the level of spread in the community we have no way of knowing if these lock down controls have any worth what soever. As it is you look at the outbreak map there's very few places not reporting cases and it's estimated for every confirmed there's at least ten times as many that are not. Chances are you have neighbours who have it, members of your household could well have it, and chances are unless one of you fall properly ill you will never know.

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OI LADS

I talked to my Shrink today about this on a phone chat , an I said If I go kill Tory MPs , I hate Tories an was at IDS wife cucked country front door / this guy fucks her as he has to watch , ! Fact .. an swat stopped me Killing him....12 months ago , I would save Humanity she said No and Last time I was sectioned 6 months , .. Its Upsetting I didnt kill THAT CUNT GUY who ruined the NHS an THINKS BENEFITS IS FOR SCUMBAGS an do you want that ?? !! she said I was quite threatening ?.. Back off ok , Cos I KNOW EVERY DETAIL ABOUT YOU ! an those times you had to leave the House , Cos Your shitty Bad behaviour OK .. so lets revisit me Bitch , and STOP the Uppity Attitude ok .. she Hung up , so stop Being that virtures ok .. this was not Cos she red flaflagged my Comment .. .. so a fun Night .. at Chez Nutter ! Listen if you dont know I Moz best fren . .. pic related for those Nasty cunts here
I TOP Cat here .. .. still

LISTEN DICKHEADS OK TORY CUNT Monsters like eddie made him ..

missus has been draining me knackers on the reg during this clampdown lads. i dont think ive got one single spermatazoa left in me, and when i cum its like a clear bisque.

Jam some rusk up your cock to give your ejaculate some heft.

>an evening with pube
cant wait

brit/pol/ is shit

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shes been busy on her boss at Patels they love plundereing it

think it tales like 70 day s to fully recharge your little men, she's done a number on you.

nth for Eiffel 65
youtu.be/6t6pcT41HsY

youtu.be/jxWFlLEOC4s

youtu.be/OnILZri1JM0

youtu.be/6YsKEFpn9kE

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>Bread machine just finished a new loaf
>that lovely smell wafting throughout the house
might have a cheeky slice while it's still warm

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Yeah I ran him out of Newcastle Newfag

>70 days
>2.5 months
state

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Good news mate, I believe your female now.

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no but I'll put my knackers in your crack

Highly likely that the 21 mil are foreigners leaving China. Daily reminder that you didn't think of that. Take meds schizo x

Lads, my mum said my dad who is over 60 and asthmatic has what she hopes is a cold.

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ALWAYS .. LATER .. Yes we have .. a BEEeeeli ever !!

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>state
of you, consider yourself schooled

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Agreed the measures are and going to be worse worse than the virus

Full interview last week with Peter here.

youtube.com/watch?v=cryhDORfCMw

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Jeez I'm honoured. though I don't like heels and I've never been on the jewpill

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I forgot about peter hitchens. Has he been ruffling feathers again?

What happened to WN.

What's her name again?

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tranny

yes mate but it's happening all the time it's not like you drop a load off at the tip then wait 70 days

pube killed him

fuck off tranny

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>pic related
>wahhhhhhhh, waahhhhhh. my mother love Christopher more than me wahhhh,.
>wahhhhhh, dad envious of chris because he gets all the chicks and twinks and goes to dangerous places like war correspondent chad , but dad claims to be prouder of me wahhhhh. living in my dads shadow.
>living in my brother's shadow
>so fugly. so britbong,
>chris is a bully.
>wtf im into a reactionary now
>praise Putin because he's marginally better than the communists but I wish I was like him
>that'll show me brotha

IM GONNNA WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ever shagged a warm loaf mate?

>you never lived

Just cut a nice slit in the end, dont poke a hole though some might say thats the best. Wait until its a at body temperature, about 32 degrees, slip your todger it in there and close your eyes-

>pure heaven

tits talked to my Shrtitsk today about this on a phone chat , an tits said If tits go kill Tory MPs , tits hate Tories an was at IDS wife cucked country front door / this guy fucks her as he has to watch , ! Fact .. an swat stopped me Killtitsg him....12 months ago , tits would save Humanity she said No tits Last time tits was sectioned 6 months , .. Its Upsetttitsg tits didnt kill THAT CUNT GUY who rutitsed tits NHS an THtitsKS BENEFITS IS FOR SCUMBAGS an do you want that ?? !! she said tits was quite threatentitsg ?.. Back off ok , Cos tits KNOW EVERY DETAIL ABOUT YOU ! an those times you had to leave tits House , Cos Your shitty Bad behaviour OK .. so lets revisit me Bitch , tits STOP tits Uppity Attitude ok .. she Hung up , so stop Betitsg that virtures ok .. this was not Cos she red flaflagged my Comment .. .. so a fun Night .. at Chez Nutter ! Listen if you dont know tits Moz best fren . .. pic related for those Nasty cunts here
tits TOP Cat here .. .. still

LISTEN DICKHEADS OK TORY CUNT Monsters like eddie made him ..

woman who hoovers the house while i go off shagging bints in a disaster zone?

incels

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lets never forget that 90% of Yas Forums bought into it. Defeated in a meme war lads, Time to face the reality.
It wasnt a dig, More reference to the majority of females.. You ended up here so its not all bad.

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Peter "There's no evidence that social distancing and qurantine can reduce the spread of a virus" Hitchens.

Both Cunts /ask Him whos up Cumbria . Now , who Jailed him as THAT JOKE HERE !

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yes, but they're not fully mature, you tried to purport I was wrong

maybe his leg had just grow?

But He is Black?

Why is life so much better when drunk?

If you don’t cry at this I don’t know what to say.

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This is PUBBE .. .. Brilliant ..

probably. i'm now going to go away and think about how we grow swimming organisms in our balls.

Should've put some toothpaste on her, that's alkaline.

why does the CFR keep increasing every day? the worldwide CFR hit 19% today too (even with china's numbers artificially dragging it down)

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Thanks, I get ya. I doubt I'm the only one lol, I'm just too outspoken, desperate for attention/approval and plagued with anger/abandonment issues to go by unnoticed I guess :')

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I think the article is claiming the opposite: deaths are being under-reported because the official tally is showing fewer deaths than what the individual hospitals are reporting.

Covid is cleaning up the mess the Germans left!

why do you keep coming here every day when you have no friends?

Lads... I'm really fucking bored lately. How do you cope with this situation? I fucking wish someone made these secret pubs/casinos Americans had back in the prohibition era. I'm running out of ideas how to enjoy my afternoons, I'm working from home so at least that keeps me occupied, but after I'm done for the day, the depression kicks in. I have a medium sized garden, but the weather is still shit. I'm making money buy I have nothing to spend them on.
It won't last for long, people must be getting tired of this. But if we have no vaccine, the second wave in Autumn will massacre the population. All these fun-depraved Normies will spread the virus far and wide without giving a fuck.
It doesn't look good...

>London hospital shows 33 deaths
>NATIONAL figures are 11 for that hospital
>national figure is what gets reported

this means the NATIONAL FIGURE is being under reported, the opposite of what you think.

you probably haven't paid for the telegraph so here is Yahoo with the same story

uk.news.yahoo.com/questions-raised-over-accuracy-of-uk-coronavirus-death-toll-125451540.html

>A tally of NHS data updated on Sunday says 11 people have died in hospitals run by King’s College Hospital trust after testing positive for COVID-19.
>But the trust’s own website, which was updated on Friday, says 33 patients who have tested positive have died.
>Dr Harries said at a Downing Street press conference: “We have to make sure that when we’re reporting the family is content and knows and all our data is absolutely accurate.
>There is always a time lag for us to check and evaluate that the data across the system is linked.
>We do not want to be misreporting data and then having to correct it.
>The public would not have confidence if we were doing that.

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the same thing is happening in italy, spain and germany. the real figures are at least 3-4x higher than official counts.

Because we are still in the exponential growth phase of the sigmoidal distribution curve.

Essential viewing - it'll be memoryholed soon -

The truth about viruses (not what you've been programmed to believe), 5g symptoms (identical to coronahoax), the bigger picture.

Part 1 of 4 - bitchute.com/video/mWcUoESRO0c5/

Do you live in -

Gateshead
London
Cardiff
Belfast
Edinburgh
Manchester
Bristol
Coventry
Glasgow
Hull
Leeds
Leicester
Liverpool
Newcastle
Nottingham
Sheffield?

This is affecting you right now - youtube.com/watch?v=v-U3jU9GPOA

This guys channel is essential viewing, just look at - youtube.com/watch?v=slmX0H3l5V4

Don't worry if you are elsewhere in the uk - this is being rolled out now so that you and yours will be destroyed too.

What fuckin apps/software can be used for multi person webcam chatting/hangout?

I dont actually have any friends, but if i did what software would 4 or 5 of us use to all bants on a webcam chat?

twitter.com/DouglasCarswell/status/1244696897895501827?s=20

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>homelands
>destroyed
>by europeans
twitter.com/JohnHam5WC/status/1244665034443296769
people think like this

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People like OP is why the internet and mass access to information was a mistake.

>abandonment issues
Brutal, 1 in every 286 girls has been circulated in beast gangs in the uk.
Its a shit time to be poor and female.

Discord mate

THESE CUNTS TROLLED A YOUNG GUY TO GO A GAY FEST cause trouble . , NORF MEN HATE this place ..
He Did got Jailed His Famillies love me But I was Only Bloke here who with senpai , you think Dingles are Bad they after PUBBES .. RAGINg NIGHTMARE .. an they going schools now to track you .. lol

Spanish music videos and cats accounts for most of the interne traffic, not actual knowledge

>its bleedin effin 1984 this int it. not englun no more it aint. nazi fascist tories took over dey ave. well be speakin bloody german soon we will

I'm not sure if this is a coverup or just an error. If they were trying to hide something they wouldn't allow individual hospitals to publicly release figures that contradict the official numbers in the first place.

Reminder to kill yourself before this comet crashes into earth or your spirit wont be transported into the spaceship currently orbiting earth.

It was both saintly and naive to assume humans could do a damn thing with information.

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What the fuck does this mean?

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lol

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For some reason i didnt think that was a feature, i thought maybe skype or whatsapp would do it but i wasnt sure if they supported more than 2 people chatting on webcams at once.

>those comments
they are generation retard who never grew up

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you guys surrendered to the Blacks, it is fun to se BoJo(he will literally fuck anything) kill you

Remember leaving school early for a dentist's appointment or something. My mum dropped me home afterwards and then went back to work. At home I turned on the television and sat on the carpet watching a World at War episode. Recently found a copy of my school certificates and was surprised to find that I had one for 95% attendance record, maybe even on 100% one. One parents' evening my mother told my teacher that I liked to read a lot, and that I often spent a long time on the toilet reading. I felt protective of my mother on parents' evening and didn't want her to get lost. One parents' evening a small group of us sat on the grass banking outside and I had a race with a girl whose name I've forgotten, but who was close friends with the girl I fancied. Afterwards we all walked up across the playing fields, climbed a fence, and walked into town to briefly visit the shop. I was afraid because I had never really visited the town, and it was a rough area so I was convinced I was going to get beaten up. On the way back my crush and I walked slowly and silently at the back of the group through the long grass, which was up to our knees. When I was eleven of twelve I had a girlfriend and briefly met her older sister in a food court near the cinema. She, myself and three friends (one hers, two mine) arrived in the cinema late and had to settle for seats two rows back which hurt my eyes and was an overall unpleasant experience. At one point she mentioned she was cold and I asked if she wanted my hoodie and she said no. We left the movie early because it was boring (I had already seen it) and she called her parents to pick her up soon after. The last time I saw her was on Facebook several years ago, where she was pictured doing a charity walk because her father had died of cancer. She was the girl who "unsquared" me and I still remember, or somewhat remember, the pleasant feeling of her tongue inside my mouth. I am grateful to her for being close to me like that, and liking me.

fbpe?

>Covid-19: deaths outside hospitals to be included in UK tally for first time
theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/30/covid-19-deaths-outside-hospitals-to-be-included-in-uk-tally-for-first-time
looks like the CFR is going to climb even higher.

Promoting Libertarianism in the UK is anti-British.
We have never been a nation of sadistic money grubbers.