/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2738

Shit numbers today
Literally two bad days away from becoming a nothingburger again

Yas Forums is getting hammered with slide threads today. Is it to hide /cvg/ ?

>virus is a nothingburger
>economy already recovering
>still have power, food, water etc etc
>no riots, looters, social breakdown

Woah, nice happening

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Holy shit

US shale is fucking done

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[Super secret post about the truth of Corona Virus - Yas Forums gold required to see the contents.]

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What the fuck, watchin documentary on netflix.
This doctor created coronavirus in 1980s

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I'm like 20 minutes away from one that isn't infected yet. Should I make a run for it?

Ireland is at least loosening up on its pointless lockdown
twitter.com/rtenews/status/1244573159438909440

>REMINDER THAT RIOTS ARE BREWING
REMINDER THAT RIOTS ARE BREWING
>REMINDER THAT RIOTS ARE BREWING
REMINDER THAT RIOTS ARE BREWING
>REMINDER THAT RIOTS ARE BREWING
REMINDER THAT RIOTS ARE BREWING

telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/30/politicians-italy-warn-social-unrest-lockdown-likely-extended/
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-italy-becoming-impatient-with-lockdown-and-social-unrest-is-brewing-11965122
theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/29/italy-sets-aside-400m-for-food-vouchers-as-social-unrest-mounts

>video
youtube.com/watch?v=NsNWbfatRwg

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BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS

ITALY LOCKDOWN EXTENDED TO "AT LEAST" EASTER

>ITALY LOCKDOWN EXTENDED TO "AT LEAST" EASTER

BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS

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This is some Berserk tier shit and I love it

At this point in time if the WHO are advising against the use of masks.. yeah we should probably wear masks..
Does anyone think they have an ounce of credibility anymore?

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>Yas Forums knew about shutdowns and etc in december
>Yas Forums users, majority at least, got prepared then
>come today
>normies line up outside grocery stores to buy perishables and junk food
>today is a heavy down pour of rain
>all those waiting outside are now drenched in water
>now they will get sick

HAHAHAHAHHAHA WTF IM LOVING THIS MORE THAN I SHOULD

HAHAHAHA WTF I HOPE THEY ALL GET SICK TERRIBLY

I shouldn't be laugh tho friends..this isn't good for society.
Will people finally wake up?

That's pretty good actually. Still wish someone makes a corona-chan edit of this

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You and all people are gay, not this Earth.

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are you disappointed?

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if you only knew how tricky things are

Are you going to crash this economy with no survivors?

I mean, did people actually expect to go out sooner Mario?

RIOTS HERE WE COME

based russiabro trying to get people to not care about the most serious pandemic of the last 100 years

Bill is a national treasure.

Her pussy makes me laugh every time...

>getting wet = getting sick
oy vey

What do you think?

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>have you ever seen one single amerimutt who died of Corona-chan
Yes actually, I have.
Not even an hour's drive from me.
Look up Peconic Landing Retirement Home.

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JUST A FLU BRO
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1585591230737.webm

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You aren't planning for niggers, user.

How to discern between coronavirus and less serious like butt-hurt.

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If you're looking at the stock market, you know what kind of literally insane measures the fed and the treasury took to keep it even above water

>this isn't good for society.
Society raised on soi milk and blacked porn isn't one we should want to stick around user.

This summer will be rough.

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forgot link

twitter.com/espressosoldo/status/1244492425923629056

You're right.
FUCK HUMANITY
FUCK SOCIETY
FUCK THE POPULATION
MASS EXTINCTION NOW

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>>economy already recovering
>he doesnt know what a bear trap is

Turkey?

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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How much hospitals will kill during this global lockdown?

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>Yas Forums knew about shutdowns and etc in december
bullshit

Yep, Istanbul to be exact.

THREAD THEME FOR SUB 200 /cvg/ bros
youtu.be/B4c_SkROzzo
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Wasn't this pretty much expected?

>old people died
the common cold can wipe out a fucking nursing home too

WV Governor Jim Justice just instructed State Police to arrest out of state fags who come to WV.
Shutdown parks and campground areas so fags can't fuck up the state.
STAY THE FUCK IN JEW YORK.

summer will be suspended animation and then shit will hit the fan as autumn comes. Is my prediction.

It's real, man.

You mean, bull trap

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extended lockdown yay

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where are the new cases?

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Imagine what hurricane season will be like when people have to evacuate, and poor people will be crammed together in shelters.

I hope she dies

If you keep saying it's nothing, that'll make it true.

>tfw obese vegan sister still keeps repeating ‘it’s just a flu’ and is refusing social distancing
She’s going to a meet up with her friends tonight, I hope she gets it and it kills her, she’s had problem with breathing in the past and has lots of allergies, these people are fucking retarded

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Ones in China, yes.

You better prepare your asshole then buddy

What's wrong with her vagina?

South Italy about to turn to cannibalism.

No, but people in shitholes in the South already have no money to buy food (government "promised" groceries vouchers for poor people)

guys what i dont understand about this pandemic is that the numbers are still far too low. like shouldnt the numbers be way higher if we follow an exponential model?

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no way

>login to /cvg/ first time in two days
>thread split
fuck you animals

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>obese vegan
Vegan trend fast food was the biggest mistake of all.

>her

>lives in a desert
Must suck sucking sand all day
it hurts my heart, really it does brother. i hope things change for the best once this is all over. really.
i started to get ready for this in december. there was not much of a panic around the world besides china, but Yas Forums knew. check the archives for yourself baby. or does mommy need to hold your hand?

It's almost like some of the most drastic global shutdown and stimulus measures ever taken have had some sort of effect

I thought that was already a given

They are lying. The numbers are higher. Italy admits numbers could be 4x as high. NY has already surpassed Hubei. Japan was lying until the olympics got postponed and now they are going up.

That's something.
An Estonian newspaper site posted an article about a recent interview with a Chinese doctor from Shanghai. The doctor boasted about hospitals in China using vitamin C as treatment and how people were recovered.
This article was posted at the front headline of a major news site with a big picture of oranges. Everyone laughed at it and now for some reason this article is not to be found.

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Long incubation period, shitty testing, people dying inside their houses etc.

Virus warning went out to WHO December 29. Wasn't even a thread about it before January

It's almost like we don't have infinite tests and are doing something to slow the spread.

It's easy to bloat yourself on nuts alone.

Prove it leaf

It should actually be even slower looking at previous pandemics. This pandemic is VERY fast

The only time vitamin C was found to do anything at all was when doctors literally injected it into the bloodstream of a patient.

Look how the numbers are and what they were two weeks ago.
Also consider what measures have been taken for almost this entire month.

lockdowns work
r0 < 1 = flattening

Lockdowns slow it down a lot, testing is a bottleneck for detection

The entire planet is waiting around a week for test results
Soon it will be 2 weeks to get your test results
Then you just wait in the parking lot holding your own IV crying
>guys I didn't see what happened in china

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What do the black spots mean?

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Highest density of Indian's from India

no

back to wagie cagey before easter baby, dup was right again

Imagine when California shuts down it’s water and power again. I’m waiting for that.

She's fucking doomed. If she doesn't get that it's potentially fatal to fats by now she can't be told.

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Some countries are lying or claiming "pneumonia deaths."

Kek

>call it lock down
>still have to go to work
Yeah that will do it

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You are talking about Doctor Cheng and here is his talking about how NY is not using enough Vitamin C
Read mroe about Vitamin C here
orthomolecular.org/

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you are like a little baby
the worst is yet to come

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Yep, still not entirely flushed.
>Chinese doctor interviews Maaleht: We treat Covid-19 patients with vitamin C - patients with severe symptoms also recover.

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Sally Lockwood sounded like she was suppressing sheer delight...
Fuck I hate "Journalists"

Doubt it, I once managed to eat a wole package of macadamia and felt sick even thinking about them for a month.

Breaking that magical 99.9% barrier soon

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>— 2,090 different strains have been sequenced —
Brainlet here, what does that mean in terms of actual consequences?

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brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Snitch on the bitch. Let her enjoy a cell for the night.

You can now buy 13.3 barrels of brent crude oil fro the price of one non chink made blackmarket n95 mask [$300). Thats 2660 Liters of oil for the price of 1 mask.

masks should be obligatory in public everywhere

It's gonna go in his ears, what a waste of kit

areas where the entire population has died, duh

Some countries hide their number of deaths
There are only so many people that can be tested daily
Lockdowns slow it down a lot even if many people ignore it
And many other factors. Wait for the estimates by the end of the year

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>vitamin C
Literal placebo

France is going to follow Italia really soon at this rate... fug.

her pussy looks like a frankenstein monster

What am I looking at here fren?

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Any idea when a new serotype will pop up?

I hugged a Chinese girl back in February
The next day I started coofing+fever, but that's a good thing. I hate racist people

I'll have the mask, please.

it's still exponential user, we just can't test everybody so the numbers you see only reflects what we're able to actually confirm. pic related

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SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT

CHINA GETS THE WORLD SICK

NOW WE BUYING THERE SHIT TO KEEP PEOPLE ALIVE

HOW THE FUCK ARE WE NOT BOMBING THESE MOTHER FUCKERS

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the italy numbers are already out? i haven see it yet

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Considering i have the virus and have been in contact with no one in the last 2 weeks yeah, they are lying out the arse about the numbers.
I suspect hundreds if not thousands in my town alone have it.

Saw an interview with a medical supplies producer in China. He said the mask producing machines are now money printers. He got $0,06 for a mask one year ago and now $1,6. Guy was completely euphoric and said he's going to buy new cars and houses for his entire family.

Yeah, she’s vegan but only eats processed vegan food, fake chicken fake mince and vegan ice cream and shit like that pure fucking retarded, she tried telling me I’d get cancer for eating a steak
I’ve shown her enough videos and sent her enough articles, she’s just retarded cunt, I’ve never gotten along with her just her general retardation pisses me off so I hope it’s fatal

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Harder to develop effective vaccine (might need more than one for some strains). Bigger viral mass increases probability of mutation.

youtu.be/2bgCCXSrwHA

And apparently this sociopathic bitch had the gall to complain that she was being bullied. These shitty middle manager types more obsessed with dominating people than actually making things work need to be removed from office in a big fucking hurry.

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I had all the common symptoms except fever a month and half ago for a few days, before it was mandatory to get tested. Notably short breath, something I never experienced before. Had sex with a girl from Verona a couple of days before. Lived my routine life and didn't care much about it before the news started to become unavoidable. Do you think I contributed to the spread?

What's the situation like in Hungary?
Well, I live near Budapest, so that's what I can tell you about personally. Everybody knows that nobody has any reserves and we will suffer major social unrest within a week or two, and it will continue far after this is over. The relative stability we had in hungary was a fragile masquerade and this nuked it from orbit. I don't live within the city itself, rather in one of the many suburbs that surround it. We have significantly lower population density so major mobs can't form as quickly and if shit hit's the fan in the slums of budapest I have a good 24 hours to GTFO.
As for the "ascension" of Orbán? It's a joke. He has been an absolute despot for quite some time now. The only thing that has changed is his abilities on paper.
Hope I said something interesting/insightful.

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Vitamin c is for the immune system like heavy artillery support for a pinned down platoon.
Its good stuff. Big pharma doesnt like it because its real cheap and then you dont get sick and dont buy the tons of shit they produce.

gonna go buy some smokes. Do you think the cashier will accept a couple barrels of wcs?

Yes and that shit we're buying is either fake or low quality.

>we should bomb the country that makes our everything REEEEEEEE
yeah, have you heard Trump say China Virus again?

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As Putin intended

Also a clear signal from MBS that Saudi won't be America's buttboy anymore

yes, deaths still high but # of New Cases is down again. good sign for them, assuming they haven't taken the gas off of testing but who knows.

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>macadamia
Try cashew or walnuts or Brazil nuts. Or good mixed German Studentenfutter.

Where you from fren?

>Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
kill yourself plz

hmm whats this thing with easter, trump has said it. does it carry some occult meaning (i guess it does but whatever just throwing it out there)

Oh, shut the fuck up.

Different strains can re-infect you much the same way cold or flu re-infects multiple times in your life

>Live in second largest country on the planet with only 40 million people spread out
>cold as fuck 8 months out of the year
Feels good knowing I'll make it.

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Darwin award candidate.

From cannolism to canibalism

Is there any good masks on Amazon?

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HERE WE GO MARYLAND

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Yellow people are lying, the world is dying

Diversification of the virus

Viruses don't have serotypes

Well, fuck

Sure there are, you just have to travel back 4 months in time to order them.

She’s retarded leftist, she cried over black lives matter a few years ago, Hope her and her friends become statistics

It goes in ears now???

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>Among the deaths: a 42-year-old woman in Arkansas with no pre-existing health condition (and who had never been hospitalized before, according to her sister) who felt "a little sick" on March 15 and thought it to be a cold or a sinus infection. After developing shortness of breath and cough that wouldn't go away, she was admitted to the hospital on March 24 and tested positive to Covid-19. She was put on a ventilator in ICU and, after 4 days (on Saturday, March 28), she died.

>Limited to 10 or fewer
LMAO

>We can't bomb China because they mass produce everything we have at the expense of exploiting children and lowering the quality bar
Globalism was a mistake.

>ITS JUST A FLOOH BRO

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Based

Christfags BTFO

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>cannolism

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800+, fuck it could jump back in any moment but good for them desu

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not great but better then nothing

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Natalie can't even afford nice tits with all the money he is making. Wasted.

Fuck you.

chinks are spreading, the world is ending

Any of you guys got the footage of Chinese people purposely spreading tbe virus in the US?

>just after noontime PST
>a little over 30,000 to go 'til 800,000
This is the number growth big business wish it could have.

>hes here

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...

THE WHOLE WORLD SHOULD COME TOGETHER AND GO FULL WW2 JAPAN ON THE CHINESE

FULL OUT UNIT 731 RESURRECT THAT UNIT

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Like the ride, this quarantine never ends.

Holy heck those digits...

Ears don't directly connect to mucous membranes and have only an outside flow direction of the earwax.

Do you have more like this?

10k fewer tests than yesterday

whats the bet on her weighting 350 lbs

Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling down that stairs kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
Total nothing burger

Same happened to me with almonds lel

isn't it strange
are NY hospitals over capacity?

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SOUTH KOREA IS CLOSE TO LEAVE THE TOP 15 OF INFECTED,HOW THE FUCK!?

im glad we have a succesul covid-19 treatment

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bombing has to wait until the world gets its shit together to stop relying on chinese production

but I'm still of the opinion that we should just put a massive embargo on them and those who trade with them and watch them starve

>pic related

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>we will suffer major social unrest within a week or two
Not that I don't think this could be possible, but what exactly makes you think that? Yea, many people live paycheck to paycheck, but I'd imagine if nothing else, foodstamps would come out. Or they would just bring out some more election potatoes. Also, social solidarity isn't all that bad here, my dad said he had some friends who gave him masks, and generally people (especially in the countryside) would help out each other with food I think.
Budapest could be fucked, yea, but oh well. It's a cesspool anyways.

>Viruses don't have serotypes
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4297835/

Where is that?

racing with my bros

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Any new positive developments made for fighting against /ourgirl/? Is the test still utter garbage with a 50% fail rate?

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nypost.com/2020/02/13/north-korean-official-reportedly-executed-for-breaking-coronavirus-quarantine/

dare i say bastue

just got that as well, i'm officially spooked bros.
source on the # of Tests?

>"The quarantine imposed by many countries to stop the spread of the coronavirus pandemic could last a year or even longer, predicts Leikin, medical director of the NovaMedika pharmaceutical company."
>inb4 after this shit is over they announce the global government.

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This may help...

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> Arkansas
She was obese, wasn't she?

Remember to not fall for confirmation bias. Of course number of cases are going to go up now that people are testing. You cannot be counted if no one is counting. Unless you are the average death age of 78.5 or have a preexisting condition like obesity, you are going to be fine. Please calm the fuck down.

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>more deaths in america than threads....
Not yet, friendo.
>United States 145,369 (2,611)
"S-Still more threads than deaths in America," says increasingly nervous nothingburgerer.

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>10 or fewer
F you ain't going to make it

stop wasting precious toilet paper, roastie whores
reeeeeeeeee

but you still suck dick and thats no surprise

That's why moving all production out will be more effective than bombs for destroying China. Considering world economy will fall apart anyway, doing so is becoming even more sensible. And with the economic collapse, we need to rebuild it, so building up industry at home in the process is even convenient.

750k Coronachan when?

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They are showing us how to contain something
Shame no-one but Austria is listening

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