We Landlords are awaiting your payment for April. Don't forget
We Landlords are awaiting your payment for April. Don't forget
Good thing I dont rent
Paid already. I can continue my dark life of renter cuckoldry.
I attacked my landlord in the parking lot last night because he tried to force rent payments
Can't collect rent from a coma!
imagine being the first to starve and go bankrupt because you don't actually serve any neccessary function in society
Just reported your post to the FBI fbi.gov
archive.is
>Current mood
What even is the point of posting this lie..?
What are you going to do?
Go to the closed courts and get a warrant for my eviction? Or go to a marshal to enforce said warrant that you dont have who'll promptly tell you to fuck off while he deals with niggers looting?
My state gave me 90 days of free reign before you can do anything. You'll be getting your money on day 89 and theres jack shit you can do about it.
Sent my check in today but it may be the last one they get for a while idk
hahah come get it
btw i overloaded the washing machines again and wrecked them, also i dumped a can of coca cola in the basement carpet and left the door open so ants would flood in. currently working on a black mold culture i plan to smear behind the refrigerator when i move out also
>canada
>FBI
guess how I know you suck dicks.
>implying it isn't business as usual.
Adidas And H&M said they won't pay.
lol, my apartment complex got bought out by some shitfuck company in california I have to do online payments now too.
Good thing home prices are going to crash harder than a 737 and I can get out of rent serfdom.
Come and get it
dailysabah.com
What you gone do now gramps
Cope
No no, this is just a new thing that I was surprised to find. It's one less money order I have to get.
What state?
Landlord is a powerful guy
>have 2 quads
>2 tenets already offer to fuck me for the rent
>another 2 already fuck me twice a week for no rent
I though I would never say this but fucking college sluts have become a chore
Mortgage cucks btfo!!!
>$2600 bye bye tomorrow
id only spend the lot on drugs and alcohol anyway, im glad im funding your fucking senile asses...
Nice fan fiction, Muhammed.
And why exactly is that? You know when a landlord can't pay your debt it just bought by someone else plus intrest
>German flag
>canada
guess how I know you failed your Geography course.
>Tfw living in the south with your family
Imagine believing a property owner won't evict you niggers with or without the police.
I don't understand what you're trying to say schlomo, put down the three year old and retype what you're trying to say.
Already paid, im not a wagecuck
Says the lowlife renter
HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOW RETARDED ARE YOU? WHAT GOOD WOULD IT DO TO REPORT A CANADIAN TO THE FBI?
OFF YOURSELF OXYGEN THIEF.
You two met at a dick sucking party?
struck a nerve, did I, Cadet Capslock? L0L
I swear this board is getting to mongoloid levels
>Israeli calling out anyone for incest
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
>I'm a nigger: the post
youtu.be
NY
Under what legal means? Like i said courts wont be signing off on it so if i hold onto YOUR MONEY till day 89 then pay in full theres literally nothing you can do within the law.
>in b4 i'm going to take my scrawny boomer jew self over to the property and beat the rent out of you
Of course you did, Jude.
Nothing comes from nothing.
Landlord is cool in a rich area...
FBI here he's based.
You own what you rent. They enter your property without 24 hour notice you can legally shoot them in most states.
I swear your image is already at mongoloid levels
Seethe
>"I see you paid your rent on time, user. That means you have money to spare. Guess I could... raise your rent next month, huh?"
>LOLOLOLOLOLOL I WUZ ONLY PRUDENDING TO BE STUFID!
I'm at work I can't watch your pedo video, sorry.
No rent for you, landevil. Get liened.
based landlord
not my fault I landed on Mayfair first
You don't have to pretend any more, Cadet Capslock -- everybody already knows you're stupid.
Thanks mate, we got the same landlord and you took care of the problem for me and many others who rent from him
Can we start the #KillYourLandlord movement? It will benefit society as a whole in these trying times
You could. I could also torch the place.
found the phonephag who can't into preview
The cope of a wannabe kike. A shame that me and 3 other roommates who also lost our jobs because of a GLOBAL PANDEMIC CRISIS OUT OF OUR CONTROL have decided to band together for our own interests against your parasitic class. We also know you've had the vacant room in this house up for sale for the past almost 2 months and haven't even been able to find a tenant to LOOK at the place, nevermind rent it. You are an overleveraged faggot and we have the upper hand here, plus firearms if you even think about trying to throw us out by force. The cavalry is not coming for you, parasite.
It's the fucking Wild West now and this is our property for now, and there's JACK SHIT you can do about it. And if you think this is the last time something like this will happen given the extreme circumstances we have found ourselves in, well, you're in for a rude awakening. You really thought you could get away with sitting on your cushy ass collecting money from the struggling working class and never work another day in your life, huh? How's that Rich Dad Poor Dad meme working out for you faggot? Yeah, time's up. Sorry you tried to be a low-level Jew and got burned bahaha.
Wrong person I replied to
>We Landlords are awaiting your payment for April. Don't forget
Well, which is it you pretend commie faggots?
Okay retard.
>jack shit you can do about it.
Good luck ever renting again. We, landlords, have HUGE lists of scum like you. You think you get denied because of your credit. Nope, we check the lists. You'll never prove it eithor..
Ok wagie, you don't want to get fired at times like this now do you?
Sweet larp bro.
Really wish schools weren't shut down.
perfect
Landlord here. If you....
>have brown skin
>are a neet
>are a single mother
>are a female over 25 that is not married
You are on the street in just a few days
I wish I could live off the american tax payer.
We do have lists. And trust me you dont want to be on them. Meme about us being slumlords all you want but you try and get your stove fixed in a private rental. Good fucking luck!
kek im glad you have these charts on standby
Why would I break my stove?
Man fuck landlords. I haven't lost my job (had a pay cut though) and have every intention of paying all my bills but even after the government announced a 6 month moritorum on evictions I got an email saying that anyone who doesn't pay rent is still expected to leave. LOL what bitch? You're just going to ASK desperate, jobless people to make themselves homeless for you?
you cannot evict me by law. i have went around to all the tenants this weekend and informed them of this. most are like me and going to not pay rent until the shutdown is over. there is nothing you can do about it. you should have had some savings to get you through periods like this.
Show me your landlord war face.
...and now everybody knows you're retarded, too.
>concrete down the toilet
Elements break all the time from regular use. You try keeping something that gets hot enough to give off black body radiation from breaking. Tip: you cant that's why we need to regularly replace lightbulbs.
based
I wish I could but "Canadian" hapa BLACKED posters have gotten my entire mobile network rangebanned from posting images.
Really? because you're the one that thinks the FBI would give a shit about a german reporting a canadian for beating his landlord into a coma.
How about you go back through this shit heap thread and see if you can follow along the second time.
>paying rent
top kek
And what if i dont? Its like 6months before you can kick me pit, till then im not paying shit and will find something differrent
PAY FOR "MY" MORTGAGE YOU P-PARASITE AHHHH
Protip: they sell heating elements at hardware stores. You'd know that if you did any actual work instead of hiring mexcrement to do it for you.
>Really?
Yes, really.
Take your own advice and read the thread.
A German telling the FBI that a Canadian committed a crime.
Yas Forums really is just filled with retards.
Saved
No problam, mr. landlord. Social security services will pay it for me, just like all the other months.
And while we are at it: German law requires you to have a good fucking reason to come into my appartement, where i grow weed, make drug deals and spray shit all over the walls, while you don't have any say in how i am using your property.
Oh, hello friendly policeman, would you please charge my landlord for tresspassing, as he has no right to be here?
No, you can't come into my appartement without a warrant, bye!