/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2737

Within 3 weeks, lol.

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Got another one.

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ITALY IS BREAKING DOWN
>ITALY IS BREAKING DOWN
ITALY IS BREAKING DOWN
youtube.com/watch?v=NsNWbfatRwg

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You're all going to die goyim

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COSTA RICA POLICE MENACING TO SHOOT A SURFER WHO BROKE THE QUARANTINE LOCKDOWN
>COSTA RICA POLICE MENACING TO SHOOT A SURFER WHO BROKE THE QUARANTINE LOCKDOWN
COSTA RICA POLICE MENACING TO SHOOT A SURFER WHO BROKE THE QUARANTINE LOCKDOWN
>COSTA RICA POLICE MENACING TO SHOOT A SURFER WHO BROKE THE QUARANTINE LOCKDOWN
COSTA RICA POLICE MENACING TO SHOOT A SURFER WHO BROKE THE QUARANTINE LOCKDOWN
>COSTA RICA POLICE MENACING TO SHOOT A SURFER WHO BROKE THE QUARANTINE LOCKDOWN
COSTA RICA POLICE MENACING TO SHOOT A SURFER WHO BROKE THE QUARANTINE LOCKDOWN
>COSTA RICA POLICE MENACING TO SHOOT A SURFER WHO BROKE THE QUARANTINE LOCKDOWN
COSTA RICA POLICE MENACING TO SHOOT A SURFER WHO BROKE THE QUARANTINE LOCKDOWN
>COSTA RICA POLICE MENACING TO SHOOT A SURFER WHO BROKE THE QUARANTINE LOCKDOWN
COSTA RICA POLICE MENACING TO SHOOT A SURFER WHO BROKE THE QUARANTINE LOCKDOWN
>COSTA RICA POLICE MENACING TO SHOOT A SURFER WHO BROKE THE QUARANTINE LOCKDOWN
COSTA RICA POLICE MENACING TO SHOOT A SURFER WHO BROKE THE QUARANTINE LOCKDOWN
>COSTA RICA POLICE MENACING TO SHOOT A SURFER WHO BROKE THE QUARANTINE LOCKDOWN

>instagram.com/p/B-Syg30Hocs/

CLOWN WORLD

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Anyone has the picture twitter compilation of countries returning faulty chinese medical equipment?

Trudeau's CERB is kind of dumb. There are a lot of people who would be making more off the CERB than working, so now they have an incentive to not work even if they have the option to.

hahaha samesies

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muh dick

I'M GOING TO SAY IT

YOU CAN'T STOP ME

I'M GONNA DO IT

>MASKS DONT WORK

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Did anything new even happen today? Greece seems confident that the hardest quarantine imaginable we implemented is working.

anyone else rooting for the virus? i know im immune and i hate our pathetic society so i want it to die

Damn you and your spamming

What's your theme for when it's over.
youtube.com/watch?v=yNTBpeTAAyE

>latinx
I can't get over how gay this is.

From the FDA: “LabCorp COVID-19RT-PCR test EUA Summary: ACCELERATED EMERGENCY USE AUTHORIZATION (EUA) SUMMARYCOVID-19 RT-PCR TEST (LABORATORY CORPORATION OF AMERICA)” [3]:

“…The SARS-CoV-2RNA [COVID virus] is generally detectable in respiratory specimens during the acute phase of infection. Positive results are indicative of the presence of SARS-CoV-2 RNA; clinical correlation with patient history and other diagnostic information is necessary to determine patient infection status…THE AGENT DETECTED MAY NOT BE THE DEFINITE CAUSE OF DISEASE . Laboratories within the United States and its territories are required to report all positive results to the appropriate public health authorities.”

Translation: On the one hand, we claim the test can “generally” detect the presence of the COVID virus in a patient. But we admit that “the agent detected” on the test, by which we mean COVID, “may not be the definite cause of disease.” We also admit that, unless the patient has an acute infection, we can’t find COVID. Therefore, the idea of “asymptomatic patients” confirmed by the test is nonsense. And even though a positive test for COVID may not indicate the actual cause of disease, all positive tests must be reported—and they will be counted as “COVID cases.” Regardless.

twitter.com/BNODesk

HAPPENING

Are the CCP giving up on trying to deflect blame and going all out on getting Americans to go out and get sick?

That seems to be their M.O. right now.

what time is too early to start drinking?

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youtube.com/watch?v=h4kBcm-ls8Y

>/cvg/ Coof and Poop what can I get you?
I'll have a happening burger with everything please, extra bat guano on the side.

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twitter.com/PSOE/status/1244652440101818370
They're getting desperate

>REMINDER THAT RIOTS ARE BREWING
REMINDER THAT RIOTS ARE BREWING
>REMINDER THAT RIOTS ARE BREWING
REMINDER THAT RIOTS ARE BREWING
>REMINDER THAT RIOTS ARE BREWING
REMINDER THAT RIOTS ARE BREWING

telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/30/politicians-italy-warn-social-unrest-lockdown-likely-extended/
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-italy-becoming-impatient-with-lockdown-and-social-unrest-is-brewing-11965122
theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/29/italy-sets-aside-400m-for-food-vouchers-as-social-unrest-mounts

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Hi, Uber eats? Could you pick me up a whopper with no patties?

conservativereview.com/news/horowitz-coronavirus-begin-us-matters/?fbclid=IwAR15sR_YLRkL67MqHPsgld3IkKkf_XLvMf-2hpVMyvVyKBM3e1z2f34j8Qc

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2009 H1N1 infected 1.4 billion and killed 575,000 globally. No lockdowns, no business closings, no nothing.
And somehow we lived.

Wasn't Birx telling us a few days ago the models were "overblown" and "spreading panic," but now she says 200,000 dead is a "best case scenario?"

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Sunday and Mondays are always slow days. We will see tomorrow if Italy is realy peaking.

this cuz we'll be back in the middle ages after this shit is over
youtube.com/watch?v=4UeSwpJ6j-A

1) Economic Terrorism Debt, 4th industrial revolution
2) Electronic Warfare - 5G
3) Religious/Ideoplogical Warefare - Banned religious congregation - End of The Church; Revelation of the method
4) Societal Control - Police surveillance State; Public control; Permanent threat

Tufano hits number 2 for us ....

youtube.com/watch?v=qE_jp4a3Rg8&t=199s

it's nothingburgerfag open hunting season

Yeah although it won't kill it, at best set it back twenty, thirty years maybe.

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How many new cases in France today?

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>KCD
Sequel when?

Bro, if you don't let him suck your dick in the middle of an epidemic, you're racist.

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>niggers and immigrants starting to riot
What of the odds.

l

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Kind of. I'm torn about it, but excited for the possible new world to come. I want to be a farmer when this is all over so I can help out my city. I've always wanted to do this, but now I actually have a reason.

MIles Mathis
'More on the CoronaHoax'

youtube.com/watch?v=qE_jp4a3Rg8&t=199s

It's not just about Italy peaking, even if they do they have a long way till they can open. Did anything else close, was any other decision made.

N-no? Italy might be, but then again they look like they're in a downward trend so don't get your hopes up.
I do hope the US turns into Syria/Eastern Ukraine, this shit is so boring.

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Do NEETs qualify?

This will be the last CVG.

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they're releasing the truth in small doses.
yesterday it was 100k, now it's 200k, then it'll be 500k and so forth.
They know it's 2-4 million Americans.

>36k dead
>80k died from the flu in America alone
literally not happening

in that case,
youtube.com/watch?v=H-6dKVNt1C4
also checked!

WHEN THE REFUGEES ARRIVE!?
>WHEN THE REFUGEES ARRIVE!?
WHEN THE REFUGEES ARRIVE!?
>WHEN THE REFUGEES ARRIVE!?

I COULD USE A WIFE RIGHT NOW

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We should be grateful to China for their remarkable response to the novel virus.

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It's just food, hand out the stuff otherwise thrown away for free.

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oops Mathis here....

mileswmathis.com/cor2.pdf

If you filed taxes in 2018 or in 2019, you should get it.

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Dependents as well? No seriously I had a good part time job that just about gives me all the qualifications to receive a check

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Meanwhile

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What’ll his punishment be, lads?

Would you mind walking through the COVID isolated section without protection in the nearest ICU? I mean you can wear a tinfoil suit to protect from 5G by all means.

I did not.

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you can still file. put your income as zero.

INDITEX (ZARA) OWNER GAVE MORE MASKS TO ANDALUCIA THAN THE WHOLE SPANISH GOVERMENT
>INDITEX (ZARA) OWNER GAVE MORE MASKS TO ANDALUCIA THAN THE WHOLE SPANISH GOVERMENT
INDITEX (ZARA) OWNER GAVE MORE MASKS TO ANDALUCIA THAN THE WHOLE SPANISH GOVERMENT
>INDITEX (ZARA) OWNER GAVE MORE MASKS TO ANDALUCIA THAN THE WHOLE SPANISH GOVERMENT

>elespanol.com/sociedad/20200330/mascarillas-donadas-amancio-ortega-andalucia-frente-gobierno/478703264_0.html

OH NONONONONONO CLOWN WORLD

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shocked to hear this from the msm

VAbro here, thank God now the beach retards have to stay inside.

>it's the retarded british miles mathis spammer
fuck off

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This You can file up until July, I think.

this is neat, is there voice comms with a real person speaking through the robot, or is it autonomous with basic voice commands?

It's a weird feeling when all the nothingburgers start to catch up with /cvg/.

Also, just got our official "stay-at-home" order in MD.

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Give him to a Chinese restaurant.

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What did Northram announce?

strange times indeed

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Lol zoomers dont even remember how the swineflu pandemic was overhyped by the media from day1. It was a literal slightly heavier flu. This thing is an entirely different beast. Complete radio silence from the MSM until shtf in italy and it was no way to hide it any longer. 100 000 000 dead best case scenario by 2021.

BURN THE RICE

If the infection rate is doubling every couple of days, how are we going to test a million in a day? Some of the projected numbers of infected are in tens to hundreds of millions.

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It's like the private industry is more competent than government. Wow, what a shocker!

A literal fucking shoulder gun..

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Burn the rice
Pay the price

>unlimited power

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PAY THE PRICE

Italy death spike image?

>Social unrest was “exploding” across the south and would likely spread to the north of Italy, he said.
>In Sicily, there were cases of people refusing to pay for their shopping, insisting they had no money after three weeks of being off work.
>There were angry standoffs between supermarket staff and desperate customers in Palermo, the island’s administrative capital, and Catania in the east.
>Armed police have been deployed to Palermo’s three largest supermarkets, as some people on social media called for a campaign of looting and attacks on police.
telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/30/politicians-italy-warn-social-unrest-lockdown-likely-extended/

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Soros doesn't rest even during pandemics huh

Well yeah, lockdowns should be starting to show some effect by now. I really do hope that people start rioting or at least breaking curfew and start spreading again.

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To be fair, we're at the early stages of testing, we can't be certain that if a patient has a previous condition or an acute infection, that it automatically means the patients have SARS-2.
PCR tests are only qualified, because it's an EUA. Hence, the FDA had to push this quickly, because shit is acutally going down.
ABBOTT, which the company that Trump's CoV taskforce approached, has a high acuraccy of testing, and that is now considered the benchmark for testing due to its quick testing. This uses an ID Now platform, unlike any PCR test, which is unique.
abbott.mediaroom.com/2020-03-27-Abbott-Launches-Molecular-Point-of-Care-Test-to-Detect-Novel-Coronavirus-in-as-Little-as-Five-Minutes
However, there are many scientific journals, with addition to cases of patients to support that asymptomatic carriers have happened for SARS-CoV-2 cases.

Then go outside and lick the doorknobs,if you feel this confidant. Maybe you don't have any elders you care about or vice versa, I myself stay at home because we at /cvg/ saw this coming miles away. Just because normies caught up with us I don't need to be a contraria child like you seem to be. Get the food brainlet

I puked a little but that chink is based

based

Based.

Reminder that the virus is a hoax. Literally not one single hospital is """""overrun""""". Can't believe you dumbasses are believing what the media is feeding you.

fuck people on welfare

we can't test that many. What's going to happen is the same thing in that happens in all large scale pandemics. You then start to extrapolate from known data and estimate.

>Not fucking walls on a regular basis
Why even live?

take your meds

>"Zinta"
>racemixing with a fucking filtthy chink
wtf

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Statewide lockdown because people don't listen here. Only going out for work, supplies, or medical care. Most cases are under age 50.

My work is having me fill out papers in case I'm pulled over to show police.

>+41,476
Wait what? Previous thread was not even 30k. Who reported?

but theyre fine with HIV? wut?

France keeping this happening alive

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today
i wanna see those same people in two weeks

Hope she becomes a racist after this. When she goes home, she should spit on all the chinks there.

My mother has coronavirus, we live in the same house, any advice on how to avoid it myself?

France and New York at the same time

US and France I guess

some paella anons please tell us how the mood regarding the feminists is, no bullshit please

Is he raping the wall? :(

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If anything you're probably doing yourself a favor by following his request anyway, just to avoid being in the store when it's at the most crowded.

gtfo of the house idiot

la creatura...

I didn't see a single body on the street today
go back to work everyone

I think these numbers are used
worldometers.info/coronavirus/

guys, everyone is making of /cvg/

Normies won't tolerate another month of lockdown. They are at breaking point already. Remember, these are people who are used to socializing everyday and getting attention. Isolation is completely alien to them.

HAHAHHA.. thank you Corona-chan.

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I almost posted to "just make good threads again faggot" until I realized that even quality threads barely get one reply sometimes, and that's when I am bumping from top of the catalog with newest threads first.

No. It's clearly consensual.

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How were they going to meet up in the middle of lockdown anyway

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Vorteke!

How do you think Norway will handle? Oil price crashing, how's your agriculture/food supply?

Thanks!

whiskey's vegan though lol

can someone tell me what gastro symptoms are beside upper abdominal pain? plz bros. i don’t have insurance and don’t want to go to hospital & get a stupid amount of debt if it’s not covid.
this pain/discomfort i feel is almost like a burning. i’m also bloated & i don’t have a history of heartburn or gastro issue. this started last week btw

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What's US deaths today?

there was one where all countries were combined, spain, italy and so on, it was a collage

This. People are already chimping out in France and Italy, and it'll only get worse. Normies will last a week more tops and then they'll snap. There will be more and more riots and unrest

Good cattle goyim.

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woke and qpilled

you're gonna get it, take care of your mother.

Minimise as much as possible the time any vulnerable family members spend in shared spaces such as kitchens, bathrooms and sitting areas, and keep shared spaces well ventilated.

Aim to keep 2 metres (3 steps) away from vulnerable people you live with and encourage them to sleep in a different bed where possible. If they can, they should use a separate bathroom from the rest of the household. Make sure they use separate towels from the other people in your house, both for drying themselves after bathing or showering and for hand-hygiene purposes.

If you do share a toilet and bathroom with a vulnerable person, it is important that you clean them every time you use them (for example, wiping surfaces you have come into contact with). Another tip is to consider drawing up a rota for bathing, with the vulnerable person using the facilities first.

If you share a kitchen with a vulnerable person, avoid using it while they are present. If they can, they should take their meals back to their room to eat. If you have one, use a dishwasher to clean and dry the family’s used crockery and cutlery. If this is not possible, wash them using your usual washing up liquid and warm water and dry them thoroughly. If the vulnerable person is using their own utensils, remember to use a separate tea towel for drying these.

Did he become the senate?

clown world

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You already have it lad

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So let's assume Italy is actually going through the peak phase now.
How long would it take realistically for them to lift the lockdown? Or just ease the rules somewhat.
Feels like 1 or 2 more weeks like this, and this thing will blow, but I can't imagine even 1 month to be a realistic timeframe for lifting lockdown.

Does it feel weird like your insides are tugging around the groin, just over where the penis shaft starts or between your anus and balls?

These are not the same:

>Since the H1N1 flu pandemic began in April, millions of people in the United States have been infected, at least 20,000 have been hospitalized and more than 1,000 have died, said Dr. Thomas Frieden, director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/10/24/h1n1.obama/index.html

Without even social distancing, it only spread to 1k after four months or longer. This has already killed 2,600, and infected a little over 100k.

They'll piss and cry and moan and call you a chink shill cause you're telling the truth.

Funny though how none of them have a sane explanation for why hospitals are completely empty...the media said they were overflowing with ICU patients in the hallways...yet we see not even ONE person.

why censor a viral tweet
271 so far

AHAHAHAHAHA

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could be a dozen things but im guessing parasites, and corona has no gastric symptoms.

Why do you want a high death rate when a mere 0.5% to 3% death rate already causes global paralyses? Bombs have yields tailored to their objectives, a shaped charge can blow out a door or a tank undercarriage, a MOAB can blow out a couple of city districts or a small town. Biogengineerd weapons can be calibrated as well. They're not all WMD-tier. Kill some a million of hogs, a country's GDP can drop a fraction of a percent, which means billions of losses for certain hog companies. Get the gist? It's bioeconomic warfare aka hybrid warfare. The true plague stuff, that's reserved for total war.

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lol dont even fucking kid yourself this is the start of a totalitarian new world order that tracks your every move and nobody wanting to even make eye contact

Not surprised. At least he kept the ABC stores open

lel, your whole country will swim with the belly up in a week

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I shouldn't have used so much of my meme magic on coronachan. I'm getting worried.
Full on riots in a week.
The Happening is here.

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absolutely ridiculous

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My industry will be gone, so I guess it's drunken womanizing priest life for me.

Can we hit 800k today or tomorrow?

They make bat soup to go?

It only took patient zero for them to get to this point. One person is enough to make it explode again. They won't lift the lockdown for the whole of April, during which riots will begin to form across the country

>toothbrush near lampshade
kek it always gets me

t. @Karen_WWG1WGA_1962_Qpatriot

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*crunch*

it's a nothingburger

*crunch crunch*

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I want this to be an extinction event bros, but it won’t be, won’t it?

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MSM during Swine Flu was definitely overhyped, right after the Obama adminstration fucked up by waiting. However, they got lucky that it wasn't as bad as SARS-CoV-2 outbreak that we have today.
The US already prepared for vaccines and proper antiviral treatments within months of national emergency.

Hopefully, the way the US has been going socially and politically I'd prefer if we had some sort of internal conflict. Nobody has the faculties to deal with this being the new reality so they ferry junk food back and forth from their apartment, fornicate when and where they can, complain on social media, and pray the magic box says they can go out and get their Big-Macs and prescriptions again. People are so blissfully detached from how horrible the world can truly be.

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twitter.com/Manda_like_wine/status/1244602911084154880

>Capitalism good, communism bad, etc.

good, we're going need a little chaos before order can be restored

The only good wojak btw

Cope, it's all the happeningfag knows.

It was getting boring the last few days but looks like we're back in action

This is primarily an economic happening

what kind of husband leaves his wife outside?

based

yes it does… where have you been?

mdmag.com/medical-news/gastrointestinal-issues-help-diagnose-coronavirus

Got a better quality pic?

Fuck me

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18900 confirmed deaths user. 545k is the upper range of the estimated deaths. Estimates includes everyone from people who died in their homes to people who couldn't get enough treatment for their other diseases, and people in shitholes without proper reporting or infrastructure

We are at 37000 confirmed hospital deaths of Covid. The final estimates will be at least 10x this.

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It seems like you're coping with denialism because you're afraid of it.

What are you eating? Any history of IBS?
Do you usually have a good strong stomach?
What about anxiety? WuFlu anxiety needs a name. Wuxiety?

Could be bad food or even stress related. Eat healthy, maybe fast for a day or two, drink and sleep a lot and chill.

An ELE is a lot to ask for, I think a black plague society reset event is probably more reasonable. But if the plague leads to war..

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I was in the supermarket just yesterday, and a guy tried to give me his number. I'm wearing gloves, and a facemask, m8 - fuck off. I guess homosexuals panic-buying includes dick?

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those bums would be dead under communism lel

Irene Montero (Equality Minister, sigh) is getting more threats than usual for encouraging that feminist march, still has quite defenders though.

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Completely empty hospitals.

Yas Forums BTFO

5 ITALIAN VACCINES ARE BEING TESTED

Preclinical tests of five coronavirus vaccines have started in Italy. They are all conducted by the biotech company Takis, the results are expected in mid-May and human trials may start in the autumn. The company's CEO, Luigi Aurisicchio said this to ANSA.

The vaccines are based on different regions of the Spike protein, the main weapon with which the virus attacks human respiratory cells.

The tests, authorized by the Ministry of Health and conducted on mice, provide for a first injection, followed by a recall. The results will then be analyzed by Takis and the Spallanzani Institute. These assessments will help identify the best vaccine candidate for clinical trials: "We will select the one that proves most powerful in inducing anti-Covid 19 antibodies," Aurisicchio observed. If the results are satisfactory, the vaccine could be tested on humans in the autumn.

The five vaccines were obtained from fragments of the genetic material of the virus that correspond to as many regions of the protein S, or Spike (tip, claw), which the coronavirus SarsCoV2 uses to attach to the cells of the human respiratory system to penetrate inside them. .

All five vaccines are based on the technology called electroporation, which consists of the injection into the muscle followed by a very short electrical impulse which facilitates the entry of the vaccine into the cells and activates the immune system.

ansa.it/canale_scienza_tecnica/notizie/biotech/2020/03/30/coronavirus-partiti-test-su-5-vaccini-italiani-_3a2da021-2f78-4284-bb5b-fa92359af618.html

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Definitely tomorrow, or even 2 days later. This nothingburger is slowing down and we'll probably forget about it couple of weeks later

What movie?

Extinction level event means there will be less than 5% survivors.
Sadly Corona-chan isn't the case.

>dog bowl

Of course.

Can we start kicking the Chink cunts off our land yet?

I heard it's getting crazy out there?

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Corona attacks the intestines as well, causing diarrhea and pain, and in some cases vomiting

my balls hurt sometimes, but i’ve had groin pain before, haven’t had pain there recently

Crazies remake is comfy

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China are assholes with transparent propaganda.
>youtube.com/watch?v=1edOzHH-aaU
China are a failing state.
>youtube.com/watch?v=gQQaZdLtWNA

The WHO is next.

kek social distancing will be the new racism

What if you get it and you can't breathe?

>be china
>get told America has ACTUAL dick enlarging pills
>me sneky chinee, me takey dick pils
>take dik pils to pedo orgy
>dis gon be gud
>ohno, ohfuckohfuck
>dik pils actually coronachan!
Corona is actually an STD that was created to expose the global pedo network

They really want a dead celebrity

nigger-happening canceled
cases dropping now, what happens in italy will happen everywhere else too

100k burgers may die but thats like 0,00% of population

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((Ströhlein))

This

Anyone else hearing about an alcohol ban?

Spain is feminist central, but the massive Women's March 8 thing led to thousands of infections, and the government encouraged it despite having knowledge of how contagious the disease was.
Let's see how things turn out after everything is over.

Be very careful. It could be appendicitis. That can become septic, very quickly. Almost lost my mom that way when she was younger, and the doctors claimed it was initially just "heartburn."

webmd.com/digestive-disorders/understanding-appendicitis-symptoms

Human trials are phase 1 clinical trials dumbass. And it being in autumn means it'll be finished at the quickest in summer 2021. Production of vaccines takes very long, let alone getting through all phases of trials

I've been doing this to old people while greeting friendly but they still seem sad about it.

Medical Police, very retarded satire

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Not a jewish name though.

Digits don't lie.
It's actually getting kind of scary desu.

anybody else thought the happening was going to be a bit more fun? literally the only positive thing to come out of this whole ordeal is lewds and I'm getting bored of pornography, now that I'm home all day.

it's basically minimum wage for 35 hours a week for sitting at home
why the fuck would you continue to wageslave when you can collect coofbux?

Boy, this is the last fuck for our economy whose asshole was already bleeding, why do you think has the financial minister of Hessen killed himself yesterday?

yes i have a good stomach, no history of ibs. also i can handle spicy food, but i haven’t had that in a few days.

doubt it’s the food, haven’t had anything new or exotic that would upset my stomach

>Niggers stealing shit in southern Italy
Just a normal day

eating bat soup for 4 months, to proof he is not racist and the chinese traditions are harmless :D

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I miss Karl.

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