/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2735

This might be the last thread you can say that. New York is about to drop the numbers.

So WHO now says that it isn't airborne despite that they had said so before? I fucking despise them so much.

Comfy corona videos
(ﾉヮ)ﾉ_ -･ﾟCowona Viwus-chan wuvs u~ (ω) youtu.be/3B5XNM_wVnw
Wuhan! (Got You All Infected) youtu.be/eVF5ce10ltlJ
Go! Go! Corona Chan!!~「COVID-19パンデミック」 武汉瘟疫 youtu.be/9zawUPKSWT0
" Just a flu bro" youtu.be/oTysV3EfSyM
Coronavirus - its just a wu flu bro! youtu.be/nSrhE80AhDc

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Say my name

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Masks don't work

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>100,000 dead Americans

That's tiny. I thought this was a real happening...

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jesus my dick

WHO is a Chinese asset

those will be sunday numbers tomorrow will be much better

>Massive viral loads

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>Say my name
DEFEATED

You faggots keep saying you can get reinfected, where is all the proof then?

REMINDER: NO COOFING

THIS IS A NO COOFING ZONE

ALL COOFERS WILL BE SHOT ON SIGHT

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>muh exponential

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it's just the flu, bro

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Hu is a Chinese asset.

Who is also tired of the happening and wants it to be over?

ayy lmao

BASED

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DONT FORGET YOUR HUGGZIE

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There is no proof. Go lick a door knob, nonce.

If masks were easily accessible this wouldn't be a fucking problem but chinks ruin everything

She must get longer.

>they already took out two American Aircraft carriers

source?

>"COOF"

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LOL! Day is almost over and US only has 2000 new cases! It's literally nothing

Time to get America back to work! Leave your houses and start to congregate in factories and offices as soon as possible

Me

NEW from PM Spokesperson: Death figures currently being published are those which take place in hospital.

*From tomorrow ONS will be publishing weekly data on death rates to include people dying in the community

So they were only publishing deaths from hospitals, it's over

they expect to find some of us in the trucks brother, the virus rises.

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Is this for real?

youtu.be/-8aw8XRl444

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>muh nothingburger

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#StayatHome, bro! We need to stay inside and isolate because the government and the media told us to do so! We have to fight the killer virus that's totally killing everyone and not just 80 year boomers with a dozen of other health problems. Stay inside, listen to the influencers and trust the media. Report anyone who talks to other people in public to the police and download the "C App" so the government can track you if your friends get the "virus"! #FlattenTheCurve

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We feared the jews all along when we should have been watching the chinks. Why didn't we see this coming?

>tfw I will never have corona-chans massive load inside of me

It's been dropping for days, nice cope.

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umm, bros?

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>meat wagons are real now
What a time to be alive.

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if you know someone who lives here, this week is the last chance for them.
if they cant catch a plane, get a car and drive to chile or uruguai.
political instability is through the roof, bolsonero forcing things to the limit. one step too far and he will instate a state of exception.
there's a real chance we are going down soon

You can't get off the ride

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i feel you bakerbro

i remember her ass but not name, please user

Every year, 5% to 14% of all flu cases are coronaviruses.

It’s literally just the flu.

>Day is almost over
It's not even 1pm est, you fucking retard.

Remember to masturbate to Corona-chan daily! The more semen you offer her the more likely she is to spare you!

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Based huggzie poster

*huggzie*

I'm gonna punish you

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Kek. Thank you.

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>t-t-t-this time for sure

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100% agreed, but dont forget yourself, the tower of new bable in brüssel has to many empty offices right now.

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>FEMA(US only) and medical camps built in fields,under bridges and across from hospitals
>Stadiums being converted
>Makeshift Mortuaries
>Field hospitals
>Fridge trucks full of infected corpses
>Drones
>Emergency powers

JUST THE FLU BRO!

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Corona-chan
Best girl in the world

Roman Salute the Best Salute

why does she need to take off the mask for that

Why are normies getting panicked over this? Imagine if they released statistics of normal flu deaths. This is a nothingburger.

It's almost as if they have been in lockdown for weeks now. This is expected.

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+2.69%) Germany (+2.02%) France (+0.66%) United Kingdom (+1.31%) Italy (+0.84%) Switzerland (+2.51%) Spain (-0.40%) Austria (-2.03%) Poland (+0.27%) Netherlands (+2.32%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (+0.74%) Greece (0.00%) Brazil (+2.10%) Japan (+1.97%) Hong Kong (-0.43%) China (-0.49%) Australia (+8.10%) Singapore (-3.21%) India (-3.10%) South Korea (-0.58%) Taiwan (-0.52%) South Africa (+2.16%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (0%) Tokyo (-7%) Beijing (-5%) Wuhan (-2%) New Delhi (-64%) Dubai (-33%) Moscow (-70%) Rome (-51%) Milan (-44%) Berlin (-18%) Munich (-27%) Brussels (-41%) Paris (-55%) Madrid (-33%) Barcelona (-22%) London (-44%) Johannesburg (-21%) Sao Paulo (-29%) Buenos Aires (-24%) New York (-28%) Washington (-14%) Miami (-18%) Toronto (-18%) Chicago (-23%) Houston (-10%) Mexico City (-30%) Los Angeles (-38%) Seattle (-21%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (229m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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We now have a supposed virologist in Germany that claims there is no corona virus and that all of this is fake.
All misdiagnosed flu and other stuff and 1/3 of all humans already carry a corona strain.

Doctor looks as if from eastern asian descend.

The planted sleeper spies of the Chinese are starting their work here too.

YES
THE BLACK SUN
SHE COMES WITH POWER

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Patient zero

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source

>all deaths happen only in italy

just like in my video games

>hurr durr line go up will go up forever
No you retard it's still been dropping for days.

>flag

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6,000,000 hours in microjew paint

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Aren't testing less too?

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here, if you want to understand those distributions

youtu.be/gxAaO2rsdIs

How long will the world still tolerate shit from China? If isn’t melamine tainted baby formula or dog food it’s bat AIDS. What more are they going to do to the word?

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Spain is now on CHINA LEVEL

>t.retard boomer with no subs

That's a good thing, unless you're an edgy bloodthirsty faggot.

he's too dumb to stage coup

He can't keep getting away with it!

>750k
corona chan update?

haha yea look at it dropping

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but that's so little. Why is everyone freaking out? That's not even close to 1% of the US population

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the liveupdate counts by GMT so no. now get back to work, your ruining the economy with your liberal hysteria

You're goddamn right

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>hurr durr line go down one day happening over

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You should always take off your mask for social interaction

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Fuck off kushnie shill, you arent getting off that easy

The worldwide chart is going to astronomical as Corona visits India. Ideally, you'd want to compare case by case, either by country or even by city. It depends on how locked down it is.

Because the flu doesn't affect their lives like this. This has massively affected their daily lives in a way they could never comprehend. The MSM is hyping this up as the next plague. Most of them live in bubbles where nothing bad happens to them. They never have to think about bad things happening. And now they've been told to stay inside or else you could die. They can't meet up with their friends, they can't go out and eat. Their bread and circus sportsball has been canceled.

Their bread and circus has been taken away, and it scares them.

>HURR DEATHS DOUBLE EVERY 2 DAYS! iTS EXPONENTIAL!!
US deaths have gone from 2000 to 2616 in 48 hours. This is a nothing burger

weve come along way since ebola chan. thank you

Is this for real yall?

youtu.be/-8aw8XRl444

Do they only count hospital deaths?

Why does he sound like he doesn't have teeth and is a nigger, also why does he keeps saying "this is for real, please stay inside" while he's outside

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It's almost as if slavery has terrible consequences no matter how roundabout you are in its implementation.

Daily reminder that you just want something to happen because you're getting old

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It's the same with Italy and Spain, only reported deaths for those in hospitals.
Testing is another factor, are they testing people home to home? I highly doubt it, since the UK, and even our country has asked citizens to stay home unless they feel symptoms and able to report it. However, that's the problem. Unlike worst Korea, they already have mass testing capabilities even without going around testing people.

Remember not to extend your arm too fast while doing the Roman salute, otherwise you might throw some germs off your arm and into the air.

>calls out brussels
>posts strassbourg

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want massage parlours to be open again

one would think that this country is in lockdown for the 4th week now...

Dis gon b gud

This is for real

It's the happening of our times.

What's your point?

I found it but I won't tell you. It's litterally a 10 seconds check.

Tip: try with Tineye.

>coronageddon

What a fag.

desu, that's to be expected, everyone else already has it. herd immunity.

Please, do somebody have the jpg of Tedros picking his nose/touching his face?

Louisiana: 485 new cases, 34 new deaths.

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Have you lads noticed how there's suddenly so many more posters here the past few weeks?

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I want Corona-chan to inject her viral load inside me.
No homo.

I've been wondering what happens to those ships. Also, checked.

niggers ruin everything Yas Forums needs to fire up black twitter and tell them that its all a hoax and they should go outside.

lombardianotizie.online/covid-19/

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UK:

Confirmed cases: 22,141

Recovered: 135

Deaths: 1,408

>Meme flag
What a fag.

Thats one nice curve we got here

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Kek.

Ave, true to Caesar

his sons are not.
they are the ones who are really in command

maybe it'll finish what katrina started

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your mother doesnt count

...

Get your shit together, bongs.

Hopefully thats true an this end up with the whole world becoming a post-apocalyptic society

Otherwise i would feel like somebody sold me a bag of bad goods

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How?
>71 years old
>Tests positive 5 days ago
>Mild symptoms
>Out of self isolation after SEVEN DAYS
What kind of bullshit is that then with normal people being told to isolate themselves for 2 weeks and what kind of magic do they use, that all these old VIPs only ever experience "mild symptoms" and are totally fine again after a handful of days.

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Good, Italy is innocent.

FUKKEN SAVED

>political instability is through the roof
Only bolso(jimjones)naro is memeing nothingburgery.
HIS HEALTH MINISTER AND ARMY ARE IN THE "SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING" TEAM.
PLEASE FAGGOT, OFF YOURSELF AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, AS YOU'LD BE A WASTE OF RESOURSES WHEN SHIT REALLY HITS THE FAN.

No.

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Nigga it’s 11 AM in Colorado.

more than twice yesterday's numbers

Kek

Is this for real?

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seems heckless

its weird to me how /sg/ almost NEVER participates in these threads. all other generals (like ptg, britpol, EU general, /PANIC/, and even the #Qcumbers) seem to be willing to shitpost in here once in a while

why is /sg/ so uptight?

Italy numbers?

Druidpill is bestpill

Uk. Quarantine is a threat to the right of Pakistan men to rape white British girls.

Because this whole thing is nothing but an overhyped flu.

We will need to be in a similar lockdown in the US for months, and every successful day that Italy has is more proof of that.

China should be "Nothing to see here" desu.

Imperial College estimates infections and deaths are upto 40x more than China has declared.

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I, for one, think we should forgive the Chinese and merge countries with them.

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