/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2734

>barely 4k in Italy
Yup, it's over. May not even break 50k new cases worldwide today. It will barely break a million by the end of this week.
The worst had passed, the pandemic is over

OVERHYPED GARBAGE TO INTRODUCE FORCED VACCINES AND FORCED ID2020 MICROCHIPPING

2 weeks ago I got the coffs (well, symptoms started appearing). Posting again because some happeningfags here keep spreading shit here about things getting worse after initial improvement a few days ago. But all is good. Fever is gone, coughing is 99% gone (had to cough a few times in the morning though, but then not again until now), chest doesn't burn and hurt anymore.

So keep your head up if you're young and healthy, it feels terrifying at first because of the lung pain but in the end it's really like a common cold. In a few days they're going to test me to see if I'm negative now and can stop sitting on the couch all day long.

Btw any new info on immunity after infection? A doctor told me I should be immune at least for half a year or something, but he hasn't heard of any reliable studies.

CHINESE VIRUS

what are italy numbers?

they expect find some of in morgues brothers

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Take the Varg pill now before it's too late.

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New data points

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It's just a flu. Nothing serious.

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How do you cook your Mandolins, /ck/?

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Absolutely based lass
Fuck the WHO and nuke the chinks

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Why aren't you at work? Do you hate freedom?

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4050 new cases
812 new deaths

>world closed until May
>Green line goes up

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Avex, Sony Music, Kojima Production Employees Diagnosed With COVID-19. Kojima Productions announced on Monday that a male employee in his 40s has tested positive for COVID-19. The employee has been at home since March 20 and received the results of his COVID-19 PCR test on Monday. Kojima Productions said that public health officials stated it is not mandatory to close the company's office because the diagnosed employee was not in the office at the onset of symptoms, and his fellow employees are not considered close contacts. However, the company independently decided to temporarily close and disinfect its office, have all employees work from home, and supervise and support the health of all staff.
>Avex, Sony Music, Kojima Production Employees Diagnosed With COVID-19. Kojima Productions announced on Monday that a male employee in his 40s has tested positive for COVID-19. The employee has been at home since March 20 and received the results of his COVID-19 PCR test on Monday. Kojima Productions said that public health officials stated it is not mandatory to close the company's office because the diagnosed employee was not in the office at the onset of symptoms, and his fellow employees are not considered close contacts. However, the company independently decided to temporarily close and disinfect its office, have all employees work from home, and supervise and support the health of all staff.

OH MY GOD NOOOOO SAVE KOJIMA WTF HE'S GONNA DIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO JAPAN SAVE HIM AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

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>archive.is/3Zie4
>advises against masks
So they're really trying to kill us

Do you think climate is helping?

BASED, LIFT THE LOCKDOWN AND GO TO WORK TOMORROW. NO TIME FOR SLACKING

Feels good to be a -5chad

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AHHHH MY BITCH NEIGHBOR JUST BAMBOOZLED MY 90 YEAR OLD GRANDMA AND RAIDED MY KITCHEN. SHE STOLE MY VEGETABLES. SHE TOOK ALL THE STUFF THAT I WENT THROUGH HELL TO GET HOLY SHIT IM GONNA STARVE

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Can we talk about the who being guilty of crimes against humanity? They should be publicly hanged? Yes? No?

when will this start killing niggers in africa?

*me huggzies u*

Based

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UK

Total confirmed cases: 22,141

Recovered: 135

Deaths: 1,408

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After this should we expect the greatest economic crisis ever? Be honest pls

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Its okay when Donalds gross incompetence kills people. But abortions are bad mkay.

NOOO MY NIPPERINO MY HECCKING CHINKERONI

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Journalist live in nyc
Only one with balls to ask wtf is really going on. ...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ugwBnaiwBk8

Jej call the cops

>FORCED ID2020 MICROCHIPPING
How will that help fight the virus?

>this piano track right now
>world is cleaning itself
>Europeans will continue on
>waters in venice are clear again
>nationalism is returning
Feels good

I'll add this to the image just in case.

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>mandolins

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>I was only 55 years old
>I loved the GOP so much, I had all the arts of deals and stonks
>I pray to Trump every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Mitchell is right" I say; "Trust the government"
>A europoor hears me and calls me a mutt
>I know he was just jeaslous of my loyalty to the GOP
>I call him a commie
>He says "mama mia" and coughs
>I'm dying now and my lungs hurt
>I lay in bed and the hospitals bills bankrupted me
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Trump
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "Back to work Joe"
>He grabs me with his powerful FEMA goons and puts me onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I turn my machines off
>He takes off my mask
>It hurts so much but I do it for the economy
>I can feel my lungs tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against the cough
>I want to please Trump
>He grabs a mighty bill as he fills my bankaccount with debt
>The europoor walks in
>Trump looks him straight in the eyes and says "the cure can't be worse"
>Trump leaves through the mutthut gate
>No worse than the flu.For the economy.

it's the future you voted for Joe

NYC IS DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=-8aw8XRl444

Where's the scoop spic?

HEY NUUU-YAWWRKERS

PAY YOUR RENT

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You anti-vaccers and anti-chippers are what caused this outbreak in the first place!

>being a wageslave
>freedom
Pick one.

In two weeks that garph is gonna go to the moon.

So now that this Coronavirus stuff is about over, how would you rate this happening?

did this retarded piece of shit actually do something?

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YES HANG THEM ALL

Hopefully, I am nostalgic about poverty, nothing greater than sharing clothes with your lads and smoking the same cigarette.

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 145,369 (2,611) Italy 97,689 (10,779) Spain 85,195 (7,340) China 81,470 (3,304) Germany 63,929 (560) Iran 41,495 (2,757) France 40,174 (2,606) United Kingdom 22,141 (1,408) Switzerland 15,526 (333) Belgium 11,899 (513) Netherlands 11,750 (864) Turkey 10,827 (168) South Korea 9,661 (158) Austria 9,520 (108) Canada 6,671 (67) Portugal 6,408 (140) Norway 4,436 (32) Brazil 4,362 (141) Israel 4,347 (16) Australia 4,245 (18) Sweden 4,028 (146) Czech Republic 2,896 (17) Malaysia 2,626 (37) Ireland 2,615 (46) Denmark 2,577 (77) Chile 2,449 (8) Luxembourg 1,988 (22) Poland 1,984 (26) Romania 1,952 (46) Ecuador 1,924 (58) Japan 1,866 (54) Russia 1,836 (9) Pakistan 1,690 (21) Philippines 1,546 (78) Thailand 1,524 (9) Saudi Arabia 1,453 (8) Indonesia 1,414 (122) Finland 1,352 (13) South Africa 1,280 (2) Greece 1,212 (43) Iceland 1,086 (2) India 1,071 (29) Mexico 993 (20) Panama 989 (24) Dominican Republic 901 (42)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +1,878 (+29) Spain +5,085 (+537) China +31 (+4) Germany +1,494 (+19) Iran +3,186 (+117) United Kingdom +2,619 (+180) Switzerland +697 (+33) Belgium +1,063 (+82) Netherlands +884 (+93) Turkey +1,610 (+37) South Korea +78 (+6) Austria +732 (+22) Canada +351 (+2) Portugal +446 (+21) Norway +152 (+6) Brazil +106 (+5) Israel +100 (+1) Australia +82 (+1) Sweden +328 (+36) Czech Republic +79 (+1) Malaysia +156 (+2) Denmark +182 (+5) Chile +310 (+1) Luxembourg +38 (+1) Poland +122 (+4) Romania +137 (+3) Russia +302 (+1) Pakistan +93 (+7) Philippines +128 (+7) Thailand +136 (+2) Indonesia +129 (+8) Finland +112 (+2) Greece +56 (+4) India +47 (+2) Mexico +145 (+4) Dominican Republic +42 (+3) Argentina (+2) Serbia +44 (+3) United Arab Emirates +41 (+2) Algeria +73 (+4) Morocco +37 (+3) Ukraine +5 (+1) Hungary +39 (+2) Lebanon +8 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +35 (+3)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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What a fucking slow apocalypse is this

HAPPENINGFAGS BTFOOO

does being young actually matter?
youtube.com/watch?v=2iOweWgUcGE

Looks like its using data that's stale af

Yep, just a nothingburger. I'm going back to work AND I'm not wearing a mask, just like WHO said.

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>entire world shuts down for a month
>entire world plans to stay shut down for another month
>IT'S OVER, NOTHINGBURGER CONFIRMED! ONLY THE SAME NUMBER OF PEOPLE DIED TODAY AS YESTERDAY! CASES ARE CLIMBING MUCH FASTER THAN THEY WERE A WEEK AGO BUT LOOK TODAY'S NUMBER IS CLOSE TO YESTERDAY'S NUMBER! IT WAS NOTHING AT ALL!
It's almost as if worldwide shutdowns are having some sort of effect, but even despite all the efforts the disease isnt fully under control....

I'm not going to lie. I would fuck her.

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I just moved into a chinese owned apartment and it wasn't even cleaned fuck

Austrias Chancellor Sebastian Kurz in todays press conference:
"many people are going to die, what we see now is just the calm before the storm"

Austrias Chancellor Sebastian Kurz in todays press conference:
"many people are going to die, what we see now is just the calm before the storm"

Austrias Chancellor Sebastian Kurz in todays press conference:
"many people are going to die, what we see now is just the calm before the storm"

Austrias Chancellor Sebastian Kurz in todays press conference:
"many people are going to die, what we see now is just the calm before the storm"

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Only 812 deaths in Italy today. Happeningfags btfo

if these are accurate, I'm sorry bong. you'll be a memory soon

>everyone in my area still treating this like a slightly inconvenient vacation
>we are going to be absolutely fucked in the coming days cause statewide we have ~700 available icu beds
JUST

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Go rape her its not like they'll believe her over you

show her the way of the bo staff

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#StayatHome, bro! We need to stay inside and isolate because the government and the media told us to do so! We have to fight the killer virus that's totally killing everyone and not just 80 year boomers with a dozen of other health problems. Stay inside, listen to the influencers and trust the media. Don't meet or talk with anyone while the government removes more and more human rights and starts tracking people who have "Corona"! #FlattenTheCurve

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link ends in triple death digits...

Based, it's over

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???

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Don't get too cocky, the second wave is coming in two weeks.

UNLIMITED POWER FOR ORBAN

Mad lad now has the powers of an emperor for an "unlimited" term.
Soros confirmed shitting his pants now.

FUCK YOU I WILL EAT MY VIOLINE IF I WANT TO

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>outbreak for new virus is detected
>GPS on your chip shows you were right in the epicenter
>immediate quarantine of you and everyone you came in contact with before it can spread further

If countries continue with liberalism even after being hit so hard, yeah, expect it
Of course, also expect what comes with economic crisis: fascist governments and world war
3rd time is the charm

>It """"peaked""""" guise, surely this is over
every fucking slow day you see these retards

BASED MARIO GO PARTY WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO FIGHT THE NAZIS OF Yas Forums ITALY CAMPION

dude are you like 14?

Reminder than China is the enemy. The jews are friends.

SOON

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I'm making the fucking question

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who on earth would not? Is she a trap or something?

The sly bitch tricked my grandma who can’t even think straight. We can’t do anything mane

Go outside and lick door knobs and prove jews wrong, or you're a pussy. And post pictures

I'm retarded : the post

KEK

>tfw essential profession

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there's not going to be a "second wave" it doesn't work like that, the shit's over and people are starting to realize what they need to do to prevent it. That being said, it's pretty much over so just enjoy the next two comfy months.

anyone have a timelapse version of this map by country, state, or county?

how about of ny or sf?

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does this apply to people who never leave their home?

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some leftist from the young turks, some shitty leftist propaganda show.

Yep, doesn't even list Spain, this was maybe late February

I can believe this.
Also to push for a one world government.

This is what the NHS has put out.

it's anudda shoah all over again

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KEEP EATING ANTEATERS CHINKS
INCUBATE THEM VIRALS
FUCK THE GLOBO SUPPLY CHAIN

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Ye kya bavasir likh diye ho tum ?

From what I've heard from people in my town they usually have 1 "good" day followed by two days feeling shit coughing their lungs out, so it varies per person i'd say.

In terms of immunity, it's going to vary again per person how long immunity lasts. For long term statistics I'd look at SARS patients, for which studies say immunity should last for 2-3 years (ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2851497/). Short term data from the first recovered patients (tested several weeks after recovery) showed them still having antibodies as well.

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+2.42%) Germany (+2.05%) France (+0.75%) United Kingdom (+1.49%) Italy (+0.84%) Switzerland (+2.50%) Spain (-0.49%) Austria (-2.03%) Poland (+0.27%) Netherlands (+2.42%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (+0.43%) Greece (0.00%) Brazil (+1.39%) Japan (+1.83%) Hong Kong (-0.53%) China (-0.50%) Australia (+8.10%) Singapore (-3.35%) India (-3.21%) South Korea (-0.58%) Taiwan (-0.77%) South Africa (+2.16%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (0%) Tokyo (-9%) Beijing (-7%) Wuhan (-4%) New Delhi (-64%) Dubai (-33%) Moscow (-84%) Rome (-48%) Milan (-35%) Berlin (-26%) Munich (-34%) Brussels (-57%) Paris (-56%) Madrid (-20%) Barcelona (-22%) London (-38%) Johannesburg (-50%) Sao Paulo (-30%) Buenos Aires (-24%) New York (-28%) Washington (-13%) Miami (-15%) Toronto (-18%) Chicago (-23%) Houston (-9%) Mexico City (-30%) Los Angeles (-38%) Seattle (-21%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (229m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Based Corona-chan, fuck nyc mutts, nigz and kikes

All pandemics had multiple waves

The more reason to fuck her.

Fake news

>tfw least essential most protected government job

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Gott strafe Chinks & Kikes.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE GAYRINO

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wbaltv.com/article/coronavirus-pandemic-maryland-stay-home-directive/31977340

MD now under lockdown

Wait so is the anarchoprimitivist movement over?
youtube.com/watch?v=B5cbkovLqMQ

Funeral homes in wuhan give out thousands of urns every day. Estimates of up to 3.5k/d

rfa.org/english/news/china/wuhan-deaths-03272020182846.html

it's over

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It was the second wave of the spanish flu that killed most people

youre the President?