/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2733

>dabs on your puny western civilization

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YES GOYS STAY INSIDE YOUR HOUSES AND DONT GO OUT! REPORT ANYONE WHO GOES OUT OR TALKS TO OTHER PEOPLE! DONT EVEN TALK TO YOUR FAMILY! DONT GET CLOSE TO THEM! YOU HAVE TO DO THIS FOR AN ENTIRE MONTH SO WE CAN TAKE CONTROL OVER EVERYTHING! LISTEN TO THE NEWS WHILE WE WORK ON REMOVING AS MANY DEMOCRATIC PRINCIPLES AS POSSIBLE! WE HAVE TO GET RID OF DEMOCRACY AND FREEDOM FOR A WHILE SO WE CAN SAVE DEMOCRACY AND FREEDOM! FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY!

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>we're not sure about masks
>but lockdown sure
>please gib money
t. who recap

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>Black line being number of new infections compared to previous day
>Already two weeks into quarantine

Deaths will come up like nothing but I think Czech republic is managing quite alright since everybody has been wearing masks for over a week and we were first one in Europe to start locking shit down (Maybe some well sent emails from me did its job too)

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Leaked Italy numbers as promised, /cvg/

ITALY CIVIL PROTECTION REPORTS

>4.050 NEW CASES
>850 NEW DEATHS

>4.050 NEW CASES
>850 NEW DEATHS

It's kinda slowing down in the North but rising in South, BUT:

>2 days ago = 429k tests
>Yesteday = 454k tests
>Today = 477k tests

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MAKE IT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Wow nothingburger confirmed

2 months ago in china.

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In 8 days.

#StayatHome, bro! We need to stay inside and isolate because the government and the media told us to do so! We have to fight the killer virus that's totally killing everyone and not just 80 year boomers with a dozen of other health problems. Stay inside and trust the media!

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First for nothing

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Its getting boring in Germany.
Stop shitposting and go lick some doorknobs

Total nothingburger. I'm going back to work.

We must be ready to fight and win against the Chinese, there's only one way forward, and that is through the red.
If anyone among you doesn't have the gall or the stomach for this you should do yourself in before they do it for you. We must muster a robust, effective and vicious defense.
Please, tell everyone you know, push as hard as you can, no matter what you have to say, or by what mechanism or form of parlance. Let your message be, war with the Chinese now. And let it be heard loudly.
Anyone who thinks a full scale war with China is a bad idea is themselves, a Chinese psy-op component. you're being told that they're not the problem, you're being told that they're the victim here. I say we show them what a victim looks like. tell your family, tell your friends, post it on Facebook, tell people you see in the store. for the survival of America it is absolutely imperative that we go to war with China as soon as possible.
You're correct, there WILL be consequences... We have had a dysfunctional and flaccid response to their provocations both obvious, overt and underhanded. They are our enemy. Stop treating them like a partner and recognize what they are. We cannot afford to sit back and take their malignancy any longer. War is the most inexorably succinct argument we stand to make as a people. We're not fighting for resources, we're not fighting for influence, you may not know it yet... But we are fighting for our very lives. The very existence of the fabric of this thing we call America.

We must go to war with them before they become too powerful. If we don't immediately gather all the forces of freedom and liberty and light we will die. WE MUST HAVE WAR. The enemy has roamed our lands far too long without impingement.

ITALY IS DOING 10K LESS TESTS
>ITALY IS DOING 10K LESS TESTS
ITALY IS DOING 10K LESS TESTS
>ITALY IS DOING 10K LESS TESTS
ITALY IS DOING 10K LESS TESTS

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So, are things in china really over?
what the fuck is going on with those chingchong numbers

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How many people does India test per day?

Heh.

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Sicily is gonna get rocked by this.

Is Italy going to be ok?

how long does it take to cremate 850 people?

At 3000 per day, it will take a month

is a FFP2 mask reusable?

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Brooklyn scanner feed
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/7392

Why did it take so long to take off in America?
Why is it going crazy now?

>there are people still posting wojaks in 2020

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Am I supposed to be reading this in Tedro's voice?

No you dumbfuck, all these masks are single use.

They say in case of shortage you can desinfect them with heat and reuse them, but it's not generally recommended.

CATAcuckNIA HAS MORE CORONAVIRUS CASES CRITICAL IN HOSPITALS THAN MADRID, 1,512 AGAINST 1,420
>CATAcuckNIA HAS MORE CORONAVIRUS CASES CRITICAL IN HOSPITALS THAN MADRID, 1,512 AGAINST 1,420
CATAcuckNIA HAS MORE CORONAVIRUS CASES CRITICAL IN HOSPITALS THAN MADRID, 1,512 AGAINST 1,420
>CATAcuckNIA HAS MORE CORONAVIRUS CASES CRITICAL IN HOSPITALS THAN MADRID, 1,512 AGAINST 1,420
CATAcuckNIA HAS MORE CORONAVIRUS CASES CRITICAL IN HOSPITALS THAN MADRID, 1,512 AGAINST 1,420
>CATAcuckNIA HAS MORE CORONAVIRUS CASES CRITICAL IN HOSPITALS THAN MADRID, 1,512 AGAINST 1,420
CATAcuckNIA HAS MORE CORONAVIRUS CASES CRITICAL IN HOSPITALS THAN MADRID, 1,512 AGAINST 1,420
>CATAcuckNIA HAS MORE CORONAVIRUS CASES CRITICAL IN HOSPITALS THAN MADRID, 1,512 AGAINST 1,420
CATAcuckNIA HAS MORE CORONAVIRUS CASES CRITICAL IN HOSPITALS THAN MADRID, 1,512 AGAINST 1,420
>CATAcuckNIA HAS MORE CORONAVIRUS CASES CRITICAL IN HOSPITALS THAN MADRID, 1,512 AGAINST 1,420
CATAcuckNIA HAS MORE CORONAVIRUS CASES CRITICAL IN HOSPITALS THAN MADRID, 1,512 AGAINST 1,420
>CATAcuckNIA HAS MORE CORONAVIRUS CASES CRITICAL IN HOSPITALS THAN MADRID, 1,512 AGAINST 1,420

elmundo.es/cataluna/2020/03/30/5e81df51fdddff09a88b45b8.html

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WHY IS IT SLOWING DOWN FUUUUUCK WHY CANNOT WE HAVE A PROPER HAPPENING WHY
WHY AREN'T MORE PEOPLE GETTING INFECTED

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No

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>b-but muh freedom of movemeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeent
Shut the fuck up

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Yes, goyim. Don't listen to the government, media and experts around the world. You must go outside and you must go to work or the economy could take! I- You don't want to lose money, right?

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>posting a gif in 2020
alright grandad

Sorry guys, I'm autistic and I can't use a calculator
It's actually 812 new deaths not 850

Hope you forgive me frens

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Remember when all the information had to go through the medicaltzar? Remember when they called it a hoax for 2 months and encourage people to go out and go shopping and go to the mall in order to counteract the economic retraction?

did jim stream last night like he said he would?

WHO recap:

>Intro-WN
pls don't forget other parts of HC
WHO talking to g20 about shortage of PPE
pls share lol
give gibs to africa pls
muh mental health
thanks for the money goy

Q&A
>Breastfeeding&COVID?
follow our guidelines-G
>Indonesia
you can still contain it
likely that number of cases will rise
go after the virus like SK
track&trace-WB
WHO talked with gubmint-WN
>medication?
NO PROVEN MEDICATION FOR COVID
number of drugs in testing
ONLY observational results so far
trials ongoing-WB
>Africa&gibs?
shortage of ventilators
WHO working with Dubai for gibs
use normal oxigen masks for some cases(only intubate if needed)-WB
WHO regularly talking with specialists-G
>Austria?
nuhu don't wear masks unless sick
muh shortage
we don't accept the benefits of masks-WB
pls save PPE for HC-workers-G
>India?
Lockdowns are harsh
community needs to work together with gubmint
not easy but needed
to move away from lockdown a track&trace must be in place-WB
we have community transmission in many countries
LDs and SD buys time,but depends on country
think of the poor&daily bred(quack)-WN
>Peaking?
can't tell but we should see result of lockdown soon(~2 week lag)
the question isn't how to stabelize,but how to get down
requires tracking&tracing-WB
lockdowns buy us"a very short window of time"-G
>Chloroquin?
first observations show decrease of length
NOT A CURE
observations DON'T PROVE ANYTHING YET-WB
number of drugs being tested rn
solidarity trial-G
>Quarantine?
difficult to isolate at hospitals during major outbreak
house quarantine can be used if capacity too small
track&trace needed
transmission moved from streets to homes rn-WB
>Masks?
area of active research
WHO looking into it-G
>Testing?
who/how many tests depends on situation
you know you are missing a lot of cases if majority is positive-WB
increase capacity/availability of tests!
tailored approach depending on country-G
testing helps you trace
SK as example for testing leading to tracing-WN

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>2 days ago = 429k tests
>Yesteday = 454k tests
>Today = 477k tests

they've tested nearly 1,5 mil people in 3 days i highly doubt that

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We have the capacity to test 100,000 A DAY and we have tested 30K till now.

>mohfw.gov.in/

They listed the number of tested before but its not there anymore.

If you properly sterilise it yes, for example with UV-C light (254 nm)

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I think the question we are all wondering is when does the race war begin?

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>suspend FDA requirements because it's an emergency
>everyone producing their own snake oil and possibly deadly treatments
Wow it seems like we have these regulations in place for a reason.

Reckon we will start seeing a big increase in the rate of recoveries. Im expecting 180-185,000 by end of day.

I dont think so

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7059

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 145,099 (2,608) Italy 97,689 (10,779) Spain 85,195 (7,340) China 81,470 (3,304) Germany 63,929 (560) Iran 41,495 (2,757) France 40,174 (2,606) United Kingdom 19,522 (1,415) Switzerland 15,526 (333) Belgium 11,899 (513) Netherlands 11,750 (864) South Korea 9,661 (158) Austria 9,454 (108) Turkey 9,217 (131) Canada 6,671 (67) Portugal 6,408 (140) Norway 4,436 (31) Brazil 4,362 (141) Israel 4,347 (16) Australia 4,245 (18) Sweden 4,028 (146) Czech Republic 2,896 (17) Malaysia 2,626 (37) Ireland 2,615 (46) Denmark 2,577 (77) Chile 2,449 (8) Luxembourg 1,988 (22) Poland 1,984 (26) Romania 1,952 (46) Ecuador 1,924 (58) Japan 1,866 (54) Russia 1,836 (9) Pakistan 1,650 (20) Philippines 1,546 (78) Thailand 1,524 (9) Saudi Arabia 1,453 (8) Indonesia 1,414 (122) Finland 1,352 (13) South Africa 1,280 (2) Greece 1,212 (43) Iceland 1,086 (2) India 1,071 (29) Mexico 993 (20) Panama 989 (24) Dominican Republic 901 (42)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +1,608 (+26) Spain +5,085 (+537) China +31 (+4) Germany +1,494 (+19) Iran +3,186 (+117) United Kingdom (+187) Switzerland +697 (+33) Belgium +1,063 (+82) Netherlands +884 (+93) South Korea +78 (+6) Austria +666 (+22) Canada +351 (+2) Portugal +446 (+21) Norway +152 (+5) Brazil +106 (+5) Israel +100 (+1) Australia +82 (+1) Sweden +328 (+36) Czech Republic +79 (+1) Malaysia +156 (+2) Denmark +182 (+5) Chile +310 (+1) Luxembourg +38 (+1) Poland +122 (+4) Romania +137 (+3) Russia +302 (+1) Pakistan +53 (+6) Philippines +128 (+7) Thailand +136 (+2) Indonesia +129 (+8) Finland +112 (+2) Greece +56 (+4) India +47 (+2) Mexico +145 (+4) Dominican Republic +42 (+3) Argentina (+2) Serbia +44 (+3) United Arab Emirates +41 (+2) Morocco +37 (+3) Ukraine +5 (+1) Hungary +39 (+2) Lebanon +8 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +31 (+2) Taiwan +8 (+2) Macedonia +26 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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FLORIDA LOCKDOWN FINALLY HAPPENING BUT AT WHAT COST

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I'm loving it

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>desktop thread in 2020

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It's the total number of tests, not daily
Do the math

I forgive you insider bro, you've not let us down yet.

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another 850 people holy shit

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welp

The number is the total ammount of people tested

NOTHINGBURGER CONFIRMED

This shit is just getting started. With third world countries like USA you need to wait for them to start dying since they cant properly test the population.

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We need to declare war on China. This needs to end now. We can't accept their malign behavior anymore. War is the only answer.

That's the running total amount of tests done, rather?

>Trump's best-case scenario is 100,000 dead Americans
>archive.is/wtD5f
lmao, remember when he said there were only like 15 cases and the numbers were going to "go down, very much down"? remember when he was calling it a hoax? or how about that one time when he figured we should all go back to work starting early april? now it's "well, 100k dead, take it or leave it"?
>trumpcucks will defend this

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Those are overall numbers

this

my webms are too strong for you traveler

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What a qt

23k test vs 25k tests yesterday.
Deaths are lagging behind so it won't be going down until cases start to fall.
Still mixed, since we don't know exactly how the civil protection reports for isolated families.

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m.box.com/shared_item/https://stanfordmedicine.box.com/v/covid19-PPE-1-1
page 5

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"safer at home"
lol

damn she looks just like my ex

fucked like a champ

that's an anagram for ailing vomit

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>when you hear people of the radio coughing

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People use the same mask all day at work. If you just use it for short periods like shopping trips then I don't see why you couldn't reuse it. Just don't lick it

thanks m8

I've been working from home and only going out for groceries for the last 2.5 weeks. I live alone in DC and think I might go bonkers if I have to do this for another month. I'm considering flying to stay with my parents in suburban Colorado to stay sane.

Smart or bonkers?

don't buy anything from China and voila!

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+2.21%) Germany (+1.93%) France (+0.61%) United Kingdom (+1.27%) Italy (+0.75%) Switzerland (+2.41%) Spain (-0.43%) Austria (-2.03%) Poland (+0.27%) Netherlands (+2.24%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (+0.24%) Greece (0.00%) Brazil (+0.92%) Japan (+1.80%) Hong Kong (-0.62%) China (-0.82%) Australia (+8.35%) Singapore (-3.46%) India (-3.52%) South Korea (-0.58%) Taiwan (-1.01%) South Africa (+2.16%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-4%) Tokyo (-11%) Beijing (-14%) Wuhan (-9%) New Delhi (-84%) Dubai (-23%) Moscow (-49%) Rome (-41%) Milan (-24%) Berlin (-29%) Munich (-29%) Brussels (-46%) Paris (-43%) Madrid (-12%) Barcelona (-22%) London (-34%) Johannesburg (-8%) Sao Paulo (-31%) Buenos Aires (-24%) New York (-30%) Washington (-28%) Miami (-21%) Toronto (-19%) Chicago (-23%) Houston (-13%) Mexico City (-61%) Los Angeles (-55%) Seattle (-21%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (229m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Urineidiot

>DeSantis says South Floridians should stay at home until mid May; state cases almost 5,500
>mid May
oh dear

all those lockdowns are bound to have effect but still no masks and everyone is still out and about like a retard

We must be ready to fight and win against the Chinese, there's only one way forward, and that is through the red.
If anyone among you doesn't have the gall or the stomach for this you should do yourself in before they do it for you. We must muster a robust, effective and vicious defense.
Please, tell everyone you know, push as hard as you can, no matter what you have to say, or by what mechanism or form of parlance. Let your message be, war with the Chinese now. And let it be heard loudly.
Anyone who thinks a full scale war with China is a bad idea is themselves, a Chinese psy-op component. you're being told that they're not the problem, you're being told that they're the victim here. I say we show them what a victim looks like. tell your family, tell your friends, post it on Facebook, tell people you see in the store. for the survival of America it is absolutely imperative that we go to war with China as soon as possible.
You're correct, there WILL be consequences... We have had a dysfunctional and flaccid response to their provocations both obvious, overt and underhanded. They are our enemy. Stop treating them like a partner and recognize what they are. We cannot afford to sit back and take their malignancy any longer. War is the most inexorably succinct argument we stand to make as a people. We're not fighting for resources, we're not fighting for influence, you may not know it yet... But we are fighting for our very lives. The very existence of the fabric of this thing we call America.

We must go to war with them before they become too powerful. If we don't immediately gather all the forces of freedom and liberty and light we will die. WE MUST HAVE WAR. The enemy has roamed our lands far too long without impingement.

Status report

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moar

2 weeks man

I curse you with immunity fren

this

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>India?
Lockdowns are harsh
community needs to work together with gubmint
not easy but needed
to move away from lockdown a track&trace must be in place-WB
we have community transmission in many countries
LDs and SD buys time,but depends on country
think of the poor&daily bred(quack)-WN

Was there no mention of the 2K infected we had today and the WHO was called to the spot ? Its our own Death Princess but on land.

Special thanks and infinite gratitude to any and all health and medical workers ITT

They're like winged dogs.

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Nonny poster hasn't posted today; feared dead

They are. Cases and deaths are both increasing exponentially. 1 million Americans will be dead by the end of April. The only thing slowing down is the testing.

Happening cancelled. Numbers improving dramatically, effective treatment inbound.

So is italy doing less tests or what?

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Guys

Guys

I'm going to say it:

>Masks don't work

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the absolute state of brazil

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nydailynews.com/coronavirus/ny-coronavirus-gun-stores-texas-keep-selling-20200328-4zv64ahhv5c27olqrdxi7qtq2a-story.html
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>more threads than US deaths
Look at this nothingburger.

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Sit tight, flying is too risky. It’s almost over. Everything will be ok. Relax.

>Trump's best-case scenario is 100,000 dead Americans
Hopefully they're all Demcraps.

It's got 10k less people desu

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MOAR

it's ogre

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Yes

How we slow down the new cases? Oh less tests fug fug fug =DDDDDD

hospital ship de blasio speaking live
youtube.com/watch?v=fZTOVZy1frk

You guys should have a talk I think. One of you is lying...

>Its our own Death Princess but on land.
haven't heard about this. tell us more.

That's a big soup

NEW
BOOMER
DOCTOR

youtube.com/watch?v=WExIqWUvQyY

Total anarchy when?

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China should definitely pay for the damage caused but i'm scared they'll be free of charge

>Was there no mention of the 2K infected we had today and the WHO was called to the spot ?
nope
>Its our own Death Princess but on land.
Boomer cruise on elephants?
nice

:D
*laughs in N95*

HAPPENING

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>BREAD
NOTHING
>BREAD

Too late brainlet. Enjoy infecting your parents if you set foot in a airplane

nigga that's a flyin' fox

We are slowing down. Maybe it's the weekend, but at some point lockdowns have to work.

Corona-chan really needs a tribute video with THAT David Guetta's music...

Dear Shills,
Was it worth to follow the ideas of communism?

Go back to redddit fag

>went to the market with safety suit and mask
>everyone in the street was staring oddly, or turning themselves to look at me
>mfw they will never know who I was

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Has anyone here gotten it and recovered? What's it like?

>like washing hands
oh no no no CORONA DON'T CHANGE INDIAN CULTURE

Austrias Chancellor Sebastian Kurz in todays press conference: "many people are going to die, what we see now is just the calm before the storm"

Austrias Chancellor Sebastian Kurz in todays press conference: "many people are going to die, what we see now is just the calm before the storm"

Austrias Chancellor Sebastian Kurz in todays press conference: "many people are going to die, what we see now is just the calm before the storm"

Austrias Chancellor Sebastian Kurz in todays press conference: "many people are going to die, what we see now is just the calm before the storm"

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when the zombie mutation hits

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At this rate we will need an edit of this with a really really long hallway.

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>X is like dog but Y
This applies to almost all mammals

No.

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That's not an argument...

Thank you China for the masks! Very cool!
twitter.com/LilithLovett/status/1244442961024188418

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soon

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Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling down that stairs kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR

Finally we're getting on top of it, Lockdown lifted by the end of the week

sorry i have celiac guys i just ate GINORMOUS burger and left the buns.

Does anyone have the webm of this with sound?

fuck you now you're famous

taiwan numba one

curry will never taste the same again...
pray for india

>Austria press conference recap
Austria press conference recap
>Austria press conference recap
Austria press conference recap

>Kurz
it's our job to be honest not to lull you into security with lies
there are still many "experts" downplaying the issue
many people will die
it's the calm before the storm,look to italy to see how bad this storm can get
lockdown remains in place
3 new steps
1)more protection
2)more policing
3)WE ARE FOCUSING THE WEARING OF MASKS
Masks don't protect you,but save others from you
this is NOT to replace distancing but IN ADDITION to it
Grocery stores will distribute them
once they hand them out it is REQUIRED to wear them while shopping
IT'S IMPORTANT TO WEAR THEM AT ALL TIME IF OUTSIDE
hard weeks ahead of us

>ViceChancellor
r0 still too high
it's better here but only because we are early into it and proactive
Wear your masks to protect people
IT IS NOT ABOUT YOU FEELING HEALTHY,IT'S ABOUT PROTECTING OTHERS
most people think they won't die,but they could
"THIS IS NOT THE FUCKING FLU JUST LOOK AT THE r0"
"don't be idiotic, take it serious"

>minister of health
we can't prevent it
we can only slow it
lockdown is STARTING to work, not enough
doubling 3weeks ago 2.5days,now 5.9,goal is 14 days
masks aren't part of our culture yet but they'll have to become one
more protection for risk groups with more guidelines(update this week)
regulations for grocery stores(limit for how many people can enter,mandatory distance at checkouts)
hotels closed due to ChinkAIDS
more testing highest priority,lack of reagents is bottleneck

>Internal affairs
if you don't follow the rules,you are killing people
if we reach 2k/day we'll reach capacity
2046 fines issued so far
some retard threw a party,THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR THAT

here the complete recap

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
>patient unresponsive

Chinks are worse than niggers.

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Questionfag reporting for question:

Do I need to file state taxes as well to qualify for the stimulus check or is it just federal? I assume just federal but I only have 1 IQ left

kek at image

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They have local now. The real number must be 10 times higher

you forgot your mother

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We must be ready to fight and win against the Chinese, there's only one way forward, and that is through the red.
If anyone among you doesn't have the gall or the stomach for this you should do yourself in before they do it for you. We must muster a robust, effective and vicious defense.
Please, tell everyone you know, push as hard as you can, no matter what you have to say, or by what mechanism or form of parlance. Let your message be, war with the Chinese now. And let it be heard loudly.
Anyone who thinks a full scale war with China is a bad idea is themselves, a Chinese psy-op component. you're being told that they're not the problem, you're being told that they're the victim here. I say we show them what a victim looks like. tell your family, tell your friends, post it on Facebook, tell people you see in the store. for the survival of America it is absolutely imperative that we go to war with China as soon as possible.
You're correct, there WILL be consequences... We have had a dysfunctional and flaccid response to their provocations both obvious, overt and underhanded. They are our enemy. Stop treating them like a partner and recognize what they are. We cannot afford to sit back and take their malignancy any longer. War is the most inexorably succinct argument we stand to make as a people. We're not fighting for resources, we're not fighting for influence, you may not know it yet... But we are fighting for our very lives. The very existence of the fabric of this thing we call America.

We must go to war with them before they become too powerful. If we don't immediately gather all the forces of freedom and liberty and light we will die. WE MUST HAVE WAR. The enemy has roamed our lands far too long without impingement.

Like a flu

twitter.com/Reuters/status/1244653108505882626?s=19

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based

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AND FREE HERD INMUNITY FOR MIGRANT WORKERS IN INDIA TOO!

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It is demanded that you post the sauce of that mermaid porn.

A 50-year-old Jacksonville man is behind bars after witnesses said he sprayed a Jacksonville business with a bottle labeled COVID-19, the Sheriff’s Office said.

David Randolph White was charged Sunday with attempted or threatened use of a weapon or hoax weapon of mass destruction, jail records show.

Officers were called just before noon to the unidentified business following a report of what was called “intentional COVID-19 contamination,” the Sheriff’s Office said.

Witnesses said a man with a container labeled COVID-19 sprayed the unknown substance on and around the entrance doors.

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Its not boomer cruise, it was an Islamic center with 2000 people from all over India and the world some 200 foreign nationals were there.

They had quarantined them all so they dont leave the place after transporting all of them to another place and asking them to leave home, but these retards went back to this place.

They are mostly 60+ year olds and now 300 of them have problems breathing. 3 people from this place have moved to other places in India and died from COVID.

lmao its from a TV advertisement from Dettol lol.

ndtv.com/delhi-news/coronavirus-india-at-delhis-nizamuddin-75-tested-2-000-quarantined-after-mosque-event-2202935

More on said story.

Also Nurgle-bro, are you alright ? is the stress under control ? Havent seen you in a bit lol

Based and NDTV pilled.

We demand fish pussy!

>army conscription starts on April 1 in Russia
>it's mandatory

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Thank you for your service

stay safe ausbros

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WHAT STREETS MEMEFAG

youtube.com/watch?v=6J1-eYBbspA

sunday/monday where both slow last week aswell

That's a wildly inaccurate title for that video. (and it's like six years old) on a side note, pangolin are believed to be responsible for the collapse of some Chinese dams. As they have a habit of digging into the concrete.

It's from a really weird movie about a guy who goes to work on a remote island with a lighthouse.

Fuck Bruce Ayylmao, Taiwan numba 1

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>there are ppl ITT right now that believe a global pandemic could possible be a hoax

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where is that Indian nigger skinned poster who said "muh dead whait peopol"

>3)WE ARE FOCUSING THE WEARING OF MASKS

Are they saying surgical masks or N95s for the public ?

Indian equivalent of Darpa made their own N99 masks lol

doing alright, minor downtick in shit here so bit less stress
how are you?
our country supports masks, we are gucci now

Take a break cvgfags
youtu.be/jAuaJljQmRw
youtu.be/ViTCxJOAGmI

>masks aren't part of our culture yet but they'll have to become one
Thank you China.

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INDIAN TV NEWS ARE SO FUCKING KINO HOLY SHIT

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Screaming

Lmao

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I'm not fucking telling you

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I got my mucinex at the store. When is this stuff supposed to kick in?

Still alive, still scared, still angry

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That's based, not everyone has the money or the mental capacity to go to university, they need to do something with their lives instead of becoming bums and parasites, discipline and gay sex, army sounds great.

kek RIP
> army training camps are the worst thing to have during an epidemic
> older officers will just die off

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1585408534825.webm

BASED. Happeningfags wont reply to your post because they know this faggot little virus is a nothingburguer.

Wow it’s a nothingburger. Fuck this overhyped dumb shit. This thing isn’t going to kill millions like you promised me

Why aren't you going out at night in full hazmat gear and plastering the doors and gates of folks you dislike with pic related? Your prep did include buying yellow tape right?

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It's from that William Dafoe movie Yas Forums talked about all last year

the focus on the broad use of masks is not on the protection of the wearer, the aim is to prevent infected people to spread the virus, therefore N95 not needed

surgical masks to contain the spread
probably because there aren't enough m95s for 8 million ppl
xie xie

I'd bet good money there is an extremely high correlation between hoax-believers and flat earth tards tbqh.

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same

man.. india is gonna give us such huge numbers....
i honestly can't wait
every last nothingburger retard will be btfo

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nigger they have nukes nothing is going to happen

youtu.be/jZtEX2-n2Hc
mask vid from the czechs

thank you kindly

That's great user but it kinda became a problem to do that when we figured out how to light artificial fucking stars above cities to evaporate them and then let the rest of the world have the technology.

>media and experts
Ever notice how you only see the same 3 experts in the media?

lmao weedman said 75% of wages from government and employers should but don't have to pay the other 25%
we're all government employees now

If you Americans don't have countermeasures against nukes yet, your black budget should just be allocated somewhere else.

>Migrant workers made to squat on road
LEARNING THE BASICS OF INDIAN CULTURE!

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