/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2732

Alright, I bought about a month of food like month ago, but it feels not enough.
Should I go buy more? Will it get that bad?

Mexico deliberately spreading it in America!!!
>Mexico deliberately spreading it in America!!!
Mexico deliberately spreading it in America!!!
>Mexico deliberately spreading it in America!!!
Mexico deliberately spreading it in America!!!
>Mexico deliberately spreading it in America!!!
Mexico deliberately spreading it in America!!!
>Mexico deliberately spreading it in America!!!

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youtube.com/watch?v=k2D181hpLbE

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+6500 and 900 dead

benissimo

5k cases, 900 deaths

Where do I apply for coronabux?

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WHO LIVE

youtube.com/watch?v=VWrDMJGOBD0

WHO LIVE

>"COOFS"

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You're all going to die goyim

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This corona virus sucks. I can't play videogames because my wife is always around and wont let me play more than 30 minutes a day. I wish this quarantine would get lifted so she can go back to her boyfriend a few days a week.

>Austria press conference recap
Austria press conference recap
>Austria press conference recap
Austria press conference recap

>Kurz
it's our job to be honest not to lull you into security with lies
there are still many "experts" downplaying the issue
many people will die
it's the calm before the storm,look to italy to see how bad this storm can get
lockdown remains in place
3 new steps
1)more protection
2)more policing
3)WE ARE FOCUSING THE WEARING OF MASKS
Masks don't protect you,but save others from you
this is NOT to replace distancing but IN ADDITION to it
Grocery stores will distribute them
once they hand them out it is REQUIRED to wear them while shopping
IT'S IMPORTANT TO WEAR THEM AT ALL TIME IF OUTSIDE
hard weeks ahead of us

>ViceChancellor
r0 still too high
it's better here but only because we are early into it and proactive
Wear your masks to protect people
IT IS NOT ABOUT YOU FEELING HEALTHY,IT'S ABOUT PROTECTING OTHERS
most people think they won't die,but they could
"THIS IS NOT THE FUCKING FLU JUST LOOK AT THE r0"
"don't be idiotic, take it serious"

>minister of health
we can't prevent it
we can only slow it
lockdown is STARTING to work, not enough
doubling 3weeks ago 2.5days,now 5.9,goal is 14 days
masks aren't part of our culture yet but they'll have to become one
more protection for risk groups with more guidelines(update this week)
regulations for grocery stores(limit for how many people can enter,mandatory distance at checkouts)
hotels closed due to ChinkAIDS
more testing highest priority,lack of reagents is bottleneck

>Internal affairs
if you don't follow the rules,you are killing people
if we reach 2k/day we'll reach capacity
2046 fines issued so far
some retard threw a party,THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR THAT

>WHO RECAP DROPPING RIGHT AFTER STREAM
WHO RECAP DROPPING RIGHT AFTER STREAM
>WHO RECAP DROPPING RIGHT AFTER STREAM
WHO RECAP DROPPING RIGHT AFTER STREAM

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>the alternative to a lockdown is even worse
wait until the normalniggers find out their summer will be taken away

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Insider pastabro here.
In case you didn't know, Reuters posted Lombardy numbers:

>1.154 NEW CASES
>458 NEW DEATHS

Precise numbers are coming in the next minutes.
I can already say numbers from North Italy are waaaaaaay low, but cases in the South (163 new cases in Puglia) are rising a lot.
Unfortunately deaths are also rising

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requesting timelapse of said type of map over countries/us counties, states, california, newyork, italy .... wherever...

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5237 new cases
1011 new deaths

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Is thast a bot which is doing it ?@

GERMANY INSTALLED THEIR MAGIC WW2 OVENS INSIDE THEIR BUILDINGS TO CREMATE THE BODIES

HAPPENING
also
>left ear ring
lol gay

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>land of the free

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Niggers and kikes getting fucked up apparently nigger witchdoctors dont wash their hands

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>Tedros playing the fucking victim card
>Muh Africa you guys
Is this nigger for real?

WHO?

It's not happening you fags.

So what’s your guess? North slows down but the southern Italy increases?

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LOCKDOWN BAD PLEASE IMPORT AFRICANS :((((((
YOU CANT JUST CLOSE BORDERS AND CARE ABOUT YOURSELVES EU

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 144,565 (2,602) Italy 97,689 (10,779) Spain 85,195 (7,340) China 81,470 (3,304) Germany 63,929 (560) Iran 41,495 (2,757) France 40,174 (2,606) United Kingdom 19,522 (1,415) Switzerland 15,526 (333) Belgium 11,899 (513) Netherlands 11,750 (864) South Korea 9,661 (158) Austria 9,377 (108) Turkey 9,217 (131) Canada 6,671 (67) Portugal 6,408 (140) Norway 4,393 (31) Israel 4,347 (16) Brazil 4,330 (140) Australia 4,245 (18) Sweden 4,028 (146) Czech Republic 2,896 (17) Malaysia 2,626 (37) Ireland 2,615 (46) Denmark 2,555 (77) Chile 2,449 (8) Luxembourg 1,988 (22) Poland 1,984 (26) Romania 1,952 (46) Ecuador 1,924 (58) Japan 1,866 (54) Russia 1,836 (9) Pakistan 1,650 (20) Philippines 1,546 (78) Thailand 1,524 (9) Saudi Arabia 1,453 (8) Indonesia 1,414 (122) Finland 1,352 (13) South Africa 1,280 (2) Greece 1,212 (43) India 1,071 (29) Iceland 1,020 (2) Mexico 993 (20) Panama 989 (24) Dominican Republic 901 (42)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +1,074 (+20) Spain +5,085 (+537) China +31 (+4) Germany +1,494 (+19) Iran +3,186 (+117) United Kingdom (+187) Switzerland +697 (+33) Belgium +1,063 (+82) Netherlands +884 (+93) South Korea +78 (+6) Austria +589 (+22) Canada +351 (+2) Portugal +446 (+21) Norway +109 (+5) Israel +100 (+1) Brazil +74 (+4) Australia +82 (+1) Sweden +328 (+36) Czech Republic +79 (+1) Malaysia +156 (+2) Denmark +160 (+5) Chile +310 (+1) Luxembourg +38 (+1) Poland +122 (+4) Romania +137 (+3) Russia +302 (+1) Pakistan +53 (+6) Philippines +128 (+7) Thailand +136 (+2) Indonesia +129 (+8) Finland +112 (+2) Greece +56 (+4) India +47 (+2) Mexico +145 (+4) Dominican Republic +42 (+3) Argentina (+2) Serbia +44 (+3) United Arab Emirates +41 (+2) Morocco +37 (+3) Ukraine +5 (+1) Hungary +39 (+2) Lebanon +8 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +31 (+2) Taiwan +8 (+2) Macedonia +26 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
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oh look, the tripfag is back
bow down like a good dog again

>claim you didn't know
>???
>profit

I'm sure they're gonna enforce to the letter of the law in baltimore

Where's the next epicenter in America? Florida or California?
Or should us Midwesterners show coastfags how it's done?

How about Taiwan???

I HOPE YOU GUYS HAVE STUDIED THE SWORD BECAUSE THE COLLAPSE IS IMMINENT

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>demand social distancing
>overcrowd prisons with joggers even more

fucking murica

NIGERIA STROK
NIGERIA WILL DEFEAT CORONAVIRUS
WE NEW EUROPE GET READY EVIL WHITE MEN

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Tedros reaching new levels of negritude we did not think possible.

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Western democracy

>already went through half of my pop-tart supply
fuck

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The OG "NOTHINGBURGER"

Fuck this guy

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No arrest for car thefts or even armed robbery tho.

Godspeed Corona chan!

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In major cities. Do probably Chicago, Detroit, Californian cities

Go inform Trump

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Better be careful. Too many dead americans and we typically start killing other people and invading other lands.

the trip stays on for the recaps to more easily find them in the archive
nigger

It's literally a nothingburger. Now stop worrying and get back to work!

conservativereview.com/news/horowitz-coronavirus-begin-us-matters/?fbclid=IwAR15sR_YLRkL67MqHPsgld3IkKkf_XLvMf-2hpVMyvVyKBM3e1z2f34j8Qc

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Depends on the food. You have a freezer? It's your best friend.

same desu

The Baltimore mayor asking people (niggers) to stop shooting each other will be the best tweet of this whole thing.

When will it get to 1 million?

Whoa dude since when did ppl in Singapore start dying.. that'll be Vietnam later on

>Where's the next epicenter in America
Literally any and all of the dense cities.

My Father in Law went to Walmart sans masks and gloves. Does he have Covid now?

I JUST WANNA KISS MY HOMIES GOODNIGHT
BUT I CANT WITH THIS DAMN PLAGUE
WHY GOD

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>Lockdowns don't actually work
color me surprised

youtube.com/watch?v=VWrDMJGOBD0

very much zoomers ill in russia

looks like boomeRemover been a fake meme

我反对 Wǒ fǎnduì 不同意 Bù tóngyì Disagree 人格崇拜 Réngé chóngbài Personality Cult 1984 年 1984 Nián 动物农场 Dòngwù nóngchǎng 皇帝的梦想 Huángdì de mèngxiǎng The emperor's dream 我的皇帝 Wǒ de huángdì My Emperor 皇帝 Huángdì 称帝 Chēng dì Proclaim oneself emperor 皇帝元年 Huángdì yuán nián First year of an emperor's reign 奴隶制 Núlì zhì Slavery 不要脸 Bùyào liǎn Shameless 移民 Yímín Emigrate 无能的尺子 Wúnéng de chǐzi Incapable ruler 登基 Dēngjī Ascend the throne 敦促权力人物正式占领王位 Dūncù quánlì rénwù zhèngshì zhànlǐng wángwèi Urge a power figure to formally seize the throne 换火车 Huàn huǒchē Change Trains 逆流而上 Nìliú ér shàng 大河,大海 Dàhé, dàhǎi 统治世界 Tǒngzhì shí jiè Rule the world 古往今来 Gǔwǎngjīnlái Throughout the ages 修改法律 Xiūgǎi fǎlǜ Change the law 年号 Reign title Nián hào 普遍庆祝 Pǔbiàn qìngzhù 中国皇帝股票 Zhōngguó huángdì gǔpiào Chinese emperor stock 黄袍 Huáng páo Yellow gown 卷起袖子 Juǎn qǐ xiùzi Roll up sleeves 董事长,终身控制 Dǒngshì zhǎng, zhōngshēn kòngzhì Chairman, lifelong control 习泽东 Xízédōng Xi Zedong 恢复权威 Huīfù quánwēi Recover one's authority 美丽新世界 Měilì xīn shìjiè Brave New World 歪颈树 Wāi jǐng shù 历史的车轮 Lìshǐ de chēlún The wheel of history 我愿意一生都吃素 Wǒ yuànyì yīshēng dōu chīsù 反对清,恢复明 Fǎnduì qīng, huīfù míng Oppose Qing, restore Ming 重返大清之梦Chóng fǎn dà qīng zhī mèng Dream of Returning to the Great Qing 从天上来的伟人 从天上来的伟人 Cóng tiān shànglái de wěirén Great men sent from heaven 皇帝万岁 Huángdì wànsuì Long live the emperor 对于生命系统 Duìyú shēngmìng xìtǒng 终身 Zhōngshēn 几千年来 Jǐ qiān nián lái 不朽 Bùxiǔ ñ Ñ

GHANA STANDS WITH NIGERIAN FRIENDS WITH THEIR ADDISA BWEBWE PATTERN EXOSUITS

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Remember "risk remains low"? Fuck the media.

This nigger will be lynched

literal nothing burguer, go back to work
>its coming in waves dude trust me
yeah and remember to take your meds, squizos!

>you're supposed to stay locked in
>but criminals are allowed to go out
I think it's about time we all take up arms, head out and go back to work - and if anybody attempts to stop us, just shoot them through the head.

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Not really. It's slowing down but my source just said to me that they've done around 3.600 tests in Lombardy today (1.000 less than yesterday).

you best believe in happenings

you are in one

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+2.48%) Germany (+1.76%) France (+0.55%) United Kingdom (+1.44%) Italy (+0.84%) Switzerland (+1.99%) Spain (-1.10%) Austria (-2.03%) Poland (+0.27%) Netherlands (+2.23%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (-0.03%) Greece (0.00%) Brazil (+1.48%) Japan (+1.99%) Hong Kong (-0.54%) China (-0.79%) Australia (+8.59%) Singapore (-3.25%) India (-3.60%) South Korea (-0.58%) Taiwan (-0.87%) South Africa (+2.24%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-4%) Tokyo (-11%) Beijing (-14%) Wuhan (-9%) New Delhi (-84%) Dubai (-23%) Moscow (-49%) Rome (-41%) Milan (-24%) Berlin (-29%) Munich (-29%) Brussels (-46%) Paris (-43%) Madrid (-12%) Barcelona (-22%) London (-34%) Johannesburg (-8%) Sao Paulo (-31%) Buenos Aires (-24%) New York (-30%) Washington (-28%) Miami (-21%) Toronto (-19%) Chicago (-23%) Houston (-13%) Mexico City (-61%) Los Angeles (-55%) Seattle (-21%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (229m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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>mfw so few dead Americans that they think it's a nothingburger and go out and socialize

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I thought right ear was gay, fuck

No coofing allowed

worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/
It’s in real-time. You don’t have to wait.

>Dumbfucks answering a poll

Fuck off, boomer.

Look back at history, most plagues have been followed by unprecedented periods of economic expression. Look up what happened after the Spanish Flu.

I want my Roaring Twenties!

What the fuck does sans mean

these niggers are trying to look like black panther meets iron man

OH NONONONONOONO
STILL NO PEAKING/STABILIZING SIGN IN EUROPE THANKS TO NOT ISOLATING/TESTING SUSPECTED CASES.

Look at the prisons go bankrupt when the cheap labor can't work and/or is dying, and the country is in too much of a lockdown to provide fresh meat to the amount requested.

> Unfortunately

AFRICA WILL BE CLEAN OF CORONAVIRUS AND MUSLIMS, MY GHANA FRIEND

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>WHO claims not airborne except in "special cases", advises against masks
>archive.is/3Zie4
What the hell does this even mean? If it can be made airborne by "aerosolising procedures" then it can also by made airborne by someone coughing or sneezing and small droplets hanging in the air. This is so fucking dishonest. If anything what they are saying would make masks even more effective, because you would only need a cheap surgical mask rather than an N95.

>The coronavirus is not transmitted through the air except in treatment situations, therefore the masks should be reserved for toilets.
This is bizarre magic-talk. A hospital setting makes the mode of transmission change as if by magic.

why dont you start a blog then, faggot
>flag
okay ahmed

Happening CANCELLED

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Just rob mansions then

How the fuck are there only 60 deaths in Florida with all the 80 and 90 year olds exposed several weeks ago

Friendly reminder the Imperial College London said the lockdowns have to be in place for the entirety of the outbreak, they said if 2/3rds of the restriction time to a vaccine it would stop it by half. This BS is already over & the modelling was all based on fake Chinese data.

Been telling that to my relatives for the last few days.
Here in France, companies spent the last week understanding they'd been had by the gobernment.
They're not getting any gibs to help them, so they're just opening up shop from today onward.

Oh and yeah: "you must supply handwashing gel and masks to your worker". But there's literally none left.

I swear they're fucking with us, and they'll just allow the pandemic to grow even stronker.

Man.. cases really have seemed to slow down. I thought we'd be up to 1mil by today

why can't you?

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How many deaths if you have to guess?

SHUT THE FUCK UP CRACKA

WE WAZ KANGZ WITE BOI, STRAIGHT UP EGYPTIANS AND SHIET

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