/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2731

► Detected: 740,744 (+18,384) ► Died: 35,236 (+1,270)

— 3.8 billion people put under lockdown —
— 202 countries and territories infected —
— 90% more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10 —
— 2,077 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
Dead bodies are loaded onto refrigeration trucks in New York
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UK and Germany to issue "immunity certificates" based on antibody tests
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Netherlands recalls 600,000 Chinese masks from hospitals for being defective
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Boris Johnson furious, thinks China has 40 times more cases than claimed
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German state finance minister commits suicide
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>RESEARCH
Virus causes damage to heart, kidneys and liver
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Patients remain on ICU for 20 days on artificial ventilation
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nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
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Asymptomatic carriers, asymptomatic transmission
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Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
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>REMINDER
Nurse in Italy: "We no longer count the dead"
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WHO says detailed information provided in only 38% of cases
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WHO declared end of swine flu with only 18,500 confirmed dead
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Infection could reach 60% of world population
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Brazil state has 0 official deaths but mortuaries are already collapsed
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>LIVE
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>LATEST CASES
07:21: 195 new cases in Austria.
07:09: 100 new cases in Israel.
04:09: 287 new cases and 2 new deaths in Germany.
06:21: 151 new cases and 10 new deaths in Veneto, Italy.
06:02: 90 new cases and 2 new deaths in Japan.

>MORE
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>Austria press conference recap
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>Austria press conference recap
Austria press conference recap

>Kurz
it's our job to be honest not to lull you into security with lies
there are still many "experts" downplaying the issue
many people will die
it's the calm before the storm,look to italy to see how bad this storm can get
lockdown remains in place
3 new steps
1)more protection
2)more policing
3)WE ARE FOCUSING THE WEARING OF MASKS
Masks don't protect you,but save others from you
this is NOT to replace distancing but IN ADDITION to it
Grocery stores will distribute them
once they hand them out it is REQUIRED to wear them while shopping
IT'S IMPORTANT TO WEAR THEM AT ALL TIME IF OUTSIDE
hard weeks ahead of us

>ViceChancellor
r0 still too high
it's better here but only because we are early into it and proactive
Wear your masks to protect people
IT IS NOT ABOUT YOU FEELING HEALTHY,IT'S ABOUT PROTECTING OTHERS
most people think they won't die,but they could
"THIS IS NOT THE FUCKING FLU JUST LOOK AT THE r0"
"don't be idiotic, take it serious"

>minister of health
we can't prevent it
we can only slow it
lockdown is STARTING to work, not enough
doubling 3weeks ago 2.5days,now 5.9,goal is 14 days
masks aren't part of our culture yet but they'll have to become one
more protection for risk groups with more guidelines(update this week)
regulations for grocery stores(limit for how many people can enter,mandatory distance at checkouts)
hotels closed due to ChinkAIDS
more testing highest priority,lack of reagents is bottleneck

>Internal affairs
if you don't follow the rules,you are killing people
if we reach 2k/day we'll reach capacity
2046 fines issued so far
some retard threw a party,THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR THAT

nigger

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Godspeed Corona chan!

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Updated with today's numbers.

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TWO
MORE
BUNS

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Wheres our savior martin shrekli when you need him..

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FELINE AIDS IS NOW AIRBORNE

SOMEONE GET GARY ON THE PHONE

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We did it. We defeated Corona. Happening over.

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BREAKING: Bill Mitchell has tested positive for COVID-19
>BREAKING: Bill Mitchell has tested positive for COVID-19

imagine being a grown man with facial hair and having that picture on your harddrive lol

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We can hope.

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Choose

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>imagine being a grown man with facial hair and browsing Yas Forums

Is it just me or threads are going hella slow now?

Looks like it's going down. Time to pack it up, boys.

Which one's the lady?

>if only you knew how bag things were

twitter.com/balazscseko/status/1244612142831198209

>Hungarian Parliament passes bill that gives PM Orbán unlimited power & proclaims:

>- State of emergency w/o time limit
>- Rule by decree
>- Parliament suspended
>- No elections
>- Spreading fake news + rumors: up to 5 yrs in prison
>- Leaving quarantine: up to 8 yrs in prison

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 143,249 (2,499) Italy 97,689 (10,779) Spain 85,195 (7,340) China 81,470 (3,304) Germany 63,929 (560) Iran 41,495 (2,757) France 40,174 (2,606) United Kingdom 19,522 (1,415) Switzerland 15,526 (333) Belgium 11,899 (513) Netherlands 11,750 (864) South Korea 9,661 (158) Austria 9,377 (108) Turkey 9,217 (131) Portugal 6,408 (140) Canada 6,320 (65) Norway 4,393 (31) Israel 4,347 (16) Brazil 4,330 (140) Australia 4,245 (18) Sweden 4,028 (146) Czech Republic 2,878 (17) Malaysia 2,626 (37) Ireland 2,615 (46) Denmark 2,555 (77) Chile 2,449 (8) Luxembourg 1,988 (22) Poland 1,984 (26) Romania 1,952 (46) Ecuador 1,924 (58) Japan 1,866 (54) Russia 1,836 (9) Pakistan 1,650 (20) Philippines 1,546 (78) Thailand 1,524 (9) Saudi Arabia 1,453 (8) Indonesia 1,414 (122) Finland 1,352 (13) South Africa 1,280 (2) Greece 1,156 (41) India 1,071 (29) Iceland 1,020 (2) Mexico 993 (20) Panama 989 (24) Dominican Republic 901 (42)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +789 (+15) Spain +5,085 (+537) China +31 (+4) Germany +1,494 (+19) Iran +3,186 (+117) United Kingdom (+187) Switzerland +697 (+33) Belgium +1,063 (+82) Netherlands +884 (+93) South Korea +78 (+6) Austria +589 (+22) Portugal +446 (+21) Norway +109 (+5) Israel +100 (+1) Brazil +74 (+4) Australia +82 (+1) Sweden +328 (+36) Czech Republic +61 (+1) Malaysia +156 (+2) Denmark +160 (+5) Chile +310 (+1) Luxembourg +38 (+1) Poland +122 (+4) Romania +137 (+3) Russia +302 (+1) Pakistan +53 (+6) Philippines +128 (+7) Thailand +136 (+2) Indonesia +129 (+8) Finland +112 (+2) Greece (+2) India +47 (+2) Mexico +145 (+4) Dominican Republic +42 (+3) Argentina (+2) Serbia +44 (+3) United Arab Emirates +41 (+2) Morocco +37 (+3) Ukraine +5 (+1) Hungary +39 (+2) Lebanon +8 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +31 (+2) Taiwan +8 (+2) Macedonia +26 (+1) Jordan (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
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>rumors

Implying that having a disgusting fucking beard is sign of being mature

>Infected 11.750 (+884), Deaths, 864 (+93)
I live in a gemeente that has less that 10 infected with zero deaths but the south's cancer is slowly taking over everything and up north too.

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Why bags. Doesn't the virus stick to clothes only 3 hours?

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I had a beard since I was 12

>imagine browsing Yas Forums

I love this nigger lol
ELE for sandnigges, muzzies, poos, chinks, rapefugees in europe incoming.
PURGE IS HERE BOYS.

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Can we talk about who being guilty of crimes against humanity

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Yes. Something has changed.
Ib4 all 30k dead were /cvg/ posters

Remember to assault a chink today.

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mami

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Ayyyyyy, hello fellow chad beardbro

/thread
/happening

>Rumors

igmchicago.org/surveys/policy-for-the-covid-19-crisis/

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Let me guess, in south they have Carnival?

based r-selected mutt

You're very progressive not assuming either one's gender. I'm so proud of this community.

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>believing in any government published numbers
I thought Germans were supposed to be autstically smart wtf man

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shhhh we don't want them to catch on

>Less and less daily cases in Spain
It has finally plateau'd

So you'll remember not to wipe your face with your sleeves, or other random parts of your garderobe.

So where is Russia located on this chart?

Greater Friesland is soon.

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+1.83%) Germany (+1.14%) France (-0.03%) United Kingdom (+0.92%) Italy (+0.03%) Switzerland (+1.41%) Spain (-1.33%) Austria (-2.03%) Poland (+0.48%) Netherlands (+1.52%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (+0.41%) Greece (0.00%) Brazil (+1.34%) Japan (+1.41%) Hong Kong (-1.06%) China (-1.00%) Australia (+8.08%) Singapore (-3.63%) India (-4.15%) South Korea (-0.58%) Taiwan (-1.34%) South Africa (+1.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-4%) Tokyo (-11%) Beijing (-14%) Wuhan (-9%) New Delhi (-84%) Dubai (-23%) Moscow (-49%) Rome (-41%) Milan (-24%) Berlin (-29%) Munich (-29%) Brussels (-46%) Paris (-43%) Madrid (-12%) Barcelona (-22%) London (-34%) Johannesburg (-8%) Sao Paulo (-31%) Buenos Aires (-24%) New York (-30%) Washington (-28%) Miami (-21%) Toronto (-19%) Chicago (-23%) Houston (-13%) Mexico City (-61%) Los Angeles (-55%) Seattle (-21%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (229m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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Updated graph for japan? they've been fucking up with their data because of the olympics, now that it's canceled, it skyrocketted

Half the catalog is cvg now

my boy Charles!
the Royal OG!

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>wording the question to get the answer you want

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It's just you, Juan.

Nice

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>buy

whatcha got fatso

Nigga I heard dis shit fuh real, y'all. Dis shit fuh real, f@m. Don't joke.

youtube.com/watch?v=-8aw8XRl444&feature=emb_logo

tedros the OG "just a flu bro"

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Fuck you

Yes.

>Sell
>What do you want to sell
>Burger Armor

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That's where it started
Hope so because that's where I'm dossing, but there are a few cunts here having parties thinking this virus is nothing.

How do your cases line up with your preferred masturbatory videos?

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