Britcucks get fined for going outside

>he thinks he controls whether the GPS is on or not
Cute

It's a famous scam text. There are loads of them going round about corona these days.

Tfw when brits have it easy

In israel if u leave qurantine- 100$ fine or six month in prison,
Police and arny in the streets making sure its all empty

Fake and gay and paki scammers

We are taking the UK off the map as soon as this virus is over we are coming down on them with the full force of our nuclear arsenal, standby.

imagine being this stupid and not turning on airplane mode or leaving your phone at home

Shut up Metzitzah B’peh

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you dont after you turn it on
also easily removable battery helps
just smartphone users are retards

Where is the scam? Asking for a friend

>should have a 3rd message telling them to pay half of the fine by following a link to a bogus official site.

lol
someone should throw a penny out the window and watch 100 people run outside and get machine gunned

haha i just checked
my phone doesnt even have gps module

worked low IQ simps

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Poland
your phone has a string and a soup label

Yes every British subject has a bill each month that goes to the government for various fines like speeding (tracked through your car's tracking device called a black box fitted to the ECU), TV licence payments, and these isolation violation fines. It's a very efficient method of doing things, how do the Americans collect fines from their subjects without such a system? Still getting written paper tickets from policemen? Lol.

i lolled

Native brits only though, shitskins OTOH are allowed to freely walk their streets because laws don't apply to them.

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Come on. That money meme is just a cliche

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it's fake

This is clearly bullshit.

Imagine missing the whole point of the post

Do you have your license to live, m8?

For starters the fine is £60 and it has to be issued by a police officer and not a text message. Fines aren't automatically billed either, hence why it's reduced to £30 if you pay within 14 days of receiving the fine.

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The other day I reported my neighbours who left the house twice in a day, they were wearing their walking gear so I know they were just selfishly going for a second walk. Needless to say the Police van showed up that evening, knocked on their door and gave them some sort of fine, hopefully a hefty one.

That’s a scam

this is great. i can't wait to be chipped and fined like the demolition man.

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Why lie man? Don't be ashamed of our loicence fee. I got £90 quid added to mine because I took the green bin out when they don't collect green bins anymore so I got charged for taking it out, them telling me they dont take it and then bringing it back in.

boot licking sub human

To start with, we don't call citizens subjects. Paper tickets (if you get one at all) rather than electronic tracking means you usually get it downgraded by the cop writing it anyway.

Are people just taking it? That’s pretty fucked up.

>leave phone at home
>go outside
>???
but also holy shit england wtf, that is next level POZZ.

they still collect green bins where i live. it's weird because i don't have any fee's to pay other that taxes on importing weeb shit

Your mom gives me מציצה בפה

I forgot to pay my grass licence after upgrading my front garden from dirt, the cheeky buggers saw that I bought grass seed and automatically fined me.

You share an island the size of New Jersey with two other countries

enjoy your spying device mindless bug

kek

laughs in American

Selfish idiot

Your mum doesn’t give me anything, because she’s scattered somewhere over the Rhine.

You have New Jersey

>NO NO NO ITS JUSSST A JOOOOOKEEEEE
You lie too much, now lets see what happens when it comes to collect.

>Selfish idiot

my liberty is more important than your life

The world has always seen you as inferior sibce the US went independent. I mean can you get anymore btfo than that hahahaha

Our country is just as if not even more beautiful than America's Garden State

We don't get fined unless we're caught :^)
That's called FREEDOM, my friend.

dont be importing your nip goods now lad, youll catch something

Don't be spreadin' COVID-19. Stay indoors and drink some tea.

>dont be importing your nip goods now lad, youll catch something

nah it's been in the country for a week now, not importing anything new

>can you get anymore btfo than that
we could be mexico

At this point I can't even tell if this true or sarcasm.

well make sure you give it a good scrub after you hotglue it son

I can understand why the phone is old and fucked up. After this, I wouldn't want to buy a new phone either. People can reach me the old fashion way.

No sarcasm here.

Didn't need you to tell me to do that mate

Still waiting for my metal spoon licence to come through, these plastic things keep getting stuck and snapping in my puddings!

We threw a bunch of tea in a harbor because of this once, the Effeminate British soldiers were so flummoxed by it that they got on their ships and left. I hear the descendent of those same soldiers now have a running tab that they willingly and gleefully pay to the Queen every month. Strange people.

Spotted dick with clotted cream, oh my days.

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I've been using wooden cutlery, best of both worlds and seems to be a legislative loophole. Bit pricey though, 20% VAT and then a 25% Queen's Treasury contribution on top of that

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Just remember you fucking limey cucks

We love you

Effeminate, yet 40 years later their sons humiliated America and turned the White House to ashes, and protected Canada's borders from the seethe and aggression of Americans.

Well, well, well I guess bong had no loicences for that one.
AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!

Look at this fucking drone laughing at us.

Your country has minutes left to live. Tens of thousands are going to die. The Prince and PM will die. The Queen will die. And you'll become a Muslim warzone. Laugh while you still can.

If we drive over a toll bridge our license gets scanned and a bill gets sent to us. We don't have a monthly bill we owe the state for them to tack it on too

Well its actually for the best, or else there would be tons of deaths and tons of infections, we just sit in home, nobody working unless he got permission, and ee have now 1 millon neets waiting for their neetbux
They use technology used on palestinians in the army to monitor us, such as gps monitoring, satelite live video feedback, and more, israel is not like america or Europe

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>subjects
lmaoing at ur life, m8

Stay indoors and follow Lizzie's orders. Else you'll be made prison boarders.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, I saw that one of the fake post warning from HMGov. They will have mi6 after you now. One czech for a bouncing.

kys now

Metzitzah B’peh

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Well what do you think? Mutts still use paper checks for monetary transactions and think the chip on your credit card is sorcery and government espionage.

Forster looks a bit like Sturridge, maybe you're not trying to get an accurate starting XI for some reason

Touché