>Coronavirus in UK: How many confirmed cases are there in your area?
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>Coronavirus live news: UK warned of six-month lockdown as New York state passes 1,000 deaths
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>Normal UK life may not return for 6 months
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>Coronavirus scare prompts racist attacks on 'Chinese-looking' Indians
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Hi tweeple. Whats your flavour of outrage this afternoon?
>The NHS
>The economy
>Staying in (WHAAAA I only get to go out once)
>Boomers
>Clapping for care workers ( days old but still crying )
>Social distancing
>Queueing to get into a shop
>Have to cut my own hair REEEEE
>Other peoples homes
>Working from home and not getting the 80%
>Not working from home getting 100% but wanting the 80%
>Sports cancelled
First for are Mozza
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Fuck /cvg/ and fuck doomposters.
if they shut down transport how will we import asian gfs?
R U kay? Lol
Fill me in lads, can I claim UC right now and get some bennies?
you're outraged lad
Through viet cong tunnels
take the Bowden pill
Just seen this, mate. Thoughts?
>Coronavirus: Pangolins found to carry related strains
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>statistics that agree with my feelings are lie
>statistcs that do are infaliable truth
i knew that as european nations would start showing the same progression as china youd suddenly do this
*statistics that dont agree with my feelings
Oh piss off
Key worker checking in
... what the actual ...
>live in market town
>been driving to all sorts of little villages to see people
>not seen a single copper on foot
>seen more police cars than usual but total traffic is massively down so perhaps just more noticable
imagine living in a city
Anyone else see how Harry and the bitch got BTFO by Trump?
Fuckers expected US gov handouts to provide security. Trump to them to fuck off.
Now you got TDS infected commie trannys raging at him for not providing the bourgeoisie a privilege.
the UC people aren't working m8
you do realise governments create fake threats like 9/11 and fake nukes lol
So how do I get bennies!?
Based, Prince Charles survived as well, a alcholic old man, CVG poster btfo
reminder:
>Coronavirus death toll at London NHS hospital is 'TRIPLE the official statistic' because of delay in reporting fatalities as doctors have to test victims several times and get consent from their families
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>21-Mar: "Germany omits most deaths with other pathologies", Spanish biologist
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>21-Mar: "Germany doesn't test post-portem", Spanish biologist
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>21-Mar: Most deaths go unreported, Italian mayor says
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>20-Mar: Mayor in Italy says death toll 4 times higher than detected
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>20-Mar: Nurse in Italy: "We no longer count the dead"
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the real death count outside of china is probably between 90,000 and 120,000 by now. add another 50,000 to 21 million on to that if you want to include china.
I live in the middle of nowhere and i've gone out to just go buy beer or just buy monster ultra zero
they don't care desu out here, i'm a key worker so I can use my letter from work to get around blocks
Apply online.
Wife's buying shite off Amazon like theres no tomorrow, fucking doing my head in
fyoomin m8
There are many coronaviruses, all of them related to one another. All coronaviruses are related. Just like bird flu (H5N1) is related to the most common human flu (H1N1). Don't read too much into it.
No, the flu is worse than COVID. I'm not participating in your hysteria.
I've seen a shit load of BT Openreach vans around.
So sad
disinfect everything that arrives. the virus can survive on surfaces for 17+ days.
OUTRAGEOUS
probably able to do a load of work that would otherwise cause problems because businesses are closed.
Powerful
Must be in israel
At this rate I want to catch it and die tbqh
The final step of a new claIm, is to call to make a "commitment meeting" which would be over the phone, claim cannot be finalised until you do this. You can apparently also leave a message on the journal, but so far I have had no response, and my claim will be cancelled tomorrow because of it. The phone line is unavailable, no one is responding to messages on the journal, it is currently impossible to finalise a new claim as far as i can tell/
>No, the flu is worse than COVID.
>influenza has a survival rate of 99.9% on a bad year
>the uk strain of SARS-CoV-2 has a "survival" rate of 9%
Feminists making it all about women, what's new?
what do you lads think will happen to us after we die? do you think there will be an afterlife? personally i think the afterlife is what ever you want it to be
Glad to see you are not wasting my key worker taxes goyim
Fair enough mate, I was interested in source and patient zero, so I guess we'll never know.
Based and outrage pilled
Not to stand with doomposters but
>28,000 deaths with life going on as normal and no one washing their hands
>28,000 deaths with us all locked up at home and going crazy for sanitising products
it's clearly far more lethal than the flu
No but all those who are on furlough getting 80% wages are
Two weeks from now when the recovery rate begins to surge what will your next meme be?
I saw a statistic a couple of weeks back stating that up until that point, a quarter of all UK coronavirus deaths had been to Islamics. Such a tragedy.
I still have to go to work, it's like ultimate feels
the overtime cash is worth it plus a +10% bonus on base pay due to the virus
>91% of deaths tested positive for (likely minute traces of) SARS-CoV-2
Pull your head out of your arse user.
Giving the real heroes the recognition they deserve in a time of crisis
this is a counterfactual argument, look it up
bad logic sinks ships
>and fuck doomposters
you die first
Our lass has done nothing but play animal crossing since she woke up at 12.
Second week in and her and half her work have given up even pretending to keep going
>live in london
>everything is comfy becuase nobody outside
>no police anywhere
it won't surge. barely anybody is "recovering". try removing the chinese numbers from the world total and you'll see just how bad things really are.
>they had computers but not a single person who knew how to draw
>flu kills twenty-odd thousand in a ywar
>covid kills about 1500 in 4 months
Wow bro.
Boris spent most of the time telling us to carry on and do herd immunity, it's only recent that people began staying inside. So even with Bozza purposefully trying to infect at least 60 percent of the population for months we're still only at about 1500 deaths in 4 months. They wanted to PURPOSEFULLY have us be infected. We take active measures against the flu every year and end up with 20k dead. We actualy try to get infected with COVID and only get 1.5k dead in 4 months. It's a fucking scam man.
>aerosol transmission for 24 hours
>virus found on surfaces even afte a few weeks
yeah, we're fucked.
>99% mild cases self-isolating at home with a bit of a coof
SIX MONTHS LOCKDOWN
Never forget the glorious dead
Europe-wide recoveries are amassing quicker than deaths.
>covid kills about 1500 in 4 months
what part of "exponential growth" don't you understand? it's going to double in less than a week, then it'll double in less than half a week and so on.
there is no evidence of the number being that high. "mild" cases can include pneumonia, by the way. most "mild" cases eventually turn into severe cases.
“Remember the three who sought to be overly paid to take health risks”
RNA was found, not a viable infectious virus RETARD
now try including the unreported deaths (which are 3-4 or potentially 10x higher)
is this pic related confirmed?
uk number, 99% mild cases sat at home getting over it
So theoretically in about a months time it's going to kill the entire planets population in 5 minutes
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Yeah theres at least a billion unreported deaths
>now try including the unreported deaths (which are 3-4 or potentially 10x higher)
NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS BLAH BLAH BLAH
Been drinking for the past 4 days in a row and feel like doing it again despite feeling like utter shite and knowing I'll feel just as bad or worse tomorrow if I drink today. I feel like I will miss out if I drink, though I know that I will actually be less productive if I drink. Is this a sign of reaching true alcoholism?
see
lads thinking about cancelling my phone contract and going pay as you go.
does that mean im dead?
funny how that doesn't match up with the closed cases, almost like they're lying to us. the uk strain of the virus only has a 9% "survival" rate (and falling)
It doesn't grow forever. Italy's number of new cases daily has levelled off and their recoveries are now outpacing their deaths.
Gave up drinking after being in prison for 2.5 years and haven't had much to drink at all since coming out. Got shitfaced the first weekend but the hangover was unbearable, 6 months later I've had maybe 3 pints since and never wanted more than 1 at a time.
If it's doing nothing good for you, cut it out.
I AM OUTRAGED!
Why am I? Please explain.
sounds like it lad. i regularly drink 4-6 tinnies every night, but i can easily go without for a few days if i want to.
not drinking anything until friday for this week
BLAH BLAH LOL BREXIT BLAH BLAH GOD SAVE THE QUEEN BLAH BLAH NHS BLAH BLAH LMFAO BOJO
you guys are the only people outside my family who i talk to
Every thread in a nutshell
No one has had time to recover yet you fucking spastic. It takes weeks for them to record it. Meanwhile it's pretty obvious when someone dies within a day of being in critical care.
Hello my dearest lads, how are we?
>when hancock makes a point of wearing the fucking rainbow NHS badge
That because the cases havent been closed yet dumb fuck, 99% of the infected are mild and will get over it, they just havent been offically confirmed as "recovered" yet, it will take weeks for that to happen
You sad cunt. Relatable.
So there's 3x4 times unreported deaths but no unreported recoveries?
Realise how retarded this sounds?
Why do the right wing in UK support "R NHS"? Socialist healthcare is a left wing policy, are the right wing just cucked to go a long with what the left feels or do they geniunenly support it?
most peopple are fake/retarded m8 dont worry about it
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Lefties go rrreee
That pic is related because a lot of people cancelled their business accounts or click farms
hourly reminder /cvg/ predicted this
>j-just wait two weeks, the pandemic will magically end
