/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2730

► Detected: 739,386 (+17,026) ► Died: 35,020 (+1,054)

— 3.8 billion people put under lockdown —
— 202 countries and territories infected —
— 89% more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10 —
— 2,077 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
German state finance minister commits suicide
archive.is/6enid

10% of Wuhan cases get reinfected after "recovery"
archive.is/r0r42

30 year old nurse in Belgium dies with no preexisting conditions
archive.is/eWUye

UK and Germany to issue "immunity certificates" based on antibody tests
archive.is/5Sx2Z

Boris Johnson furious, thinks China has 40 times more cases than claimed
archive.is/4rMlb

>RESEARCH
First "recovered" in Spain hospital died 36 hours later
archive.is/CVLcu

Neuroinvasive potential of nCoV
archive.is/E2CiO

45 doctors have died in Italy during the outbreak
archive.is/qSe0E

Aerosolized, airborne transmission
archive.is/AOka6

NIAID chief mentions risk of ADE during White House briefing
youtu.be/q4o7nryuJao?t=6793

>REMINDER
Most deaths go unreported, Italian mayor says
archive.is/jSg8E

21 million fewer cellphone users in China
archive.is/U3pPA

Coronavirus spike already visible in mortality rates from Italy
archive.is/756dB

CDC declares outbreak endemic, says tests too risky
archive.is/Em4Pj

CDC lab for test kits contaminated
archive.is/2BtPz

>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
07:21: 195 new cases in Austria.
07:09: 100 new cases in Israel.
04:09: 287 new cases and 2 new deaths in Germany.
06:21: 151 new cases and 10 new deaths in Veneto, Italy.
06:02: 90 new cases and 2 new deaths in Japan.

>MORE
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github.com/milo-lab/SARS-CoV-2/blob/master/versions/SARS-CoV-2_BTN.pdf
m.youtube.com/watch?v=6nWqVYYvwhg
youtube.com/watch?v=-8aw8XRl444
strawpoll.me/19653287/
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr
trustnodes.com/2020/03/29/italy-finally-starts-mass-treatment-with-hydroxychloroquine
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/240448565/
twitter.com/Michael_Heaver/status/1244572430921863169
youtube.com/watch?v=ksB99EzEKVo&feature=youtu.be
youtube.com/watch?v=zOiwIWXAqEA
corriere.it/scuola/medie/20_marzo_30/coronavirus-lezione-distanza-interrotta-immagini-oscene-5ab1f8ae-7284-11ea-bc49-338bb9c7b205.shtml?fbclid=IwAR1hY_3T30D08bm8X8hzK1VQuEPIfVM6OtfXppowIPxyR01XcMWO46wOSmw&fbclid=IwAR33spy6b_Oj0DxyVVyFqQMFt-Inu2AXGHMullo_CI5tmh3WU9Wt-p5uNY0
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Godspeed Corona chan!

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Found a cool document detailing the virus. I hope you guys like it.

github.com/milo-lab/SARS-CoV-2/blob/master/versions/SARS-CoV-2_BTN.pdf

>0.01% of the world is infected
>0.0005% of the world has died
>NOT a nothing burger

This is your brain without your schizo meds.
35,000 people aren't even enough to fill the smallest NFL stadium.
Call your psychiatrists, ask them to help you.

made for bbc

m.youtube.com/watch?v=6nWqVYYvwhg

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Is this real tho?

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NEW MEASURES IN AUSTRIA!!!
MASKS WORK APPARENTLY!

how to prep

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anime is gay

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>89% more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10
now do regular flu

Did China overeact in Wuhan?

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Anarchy soon

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*TING TING TING* May I have your attention please **AHEM**
Take your meds schizos and get back to work.

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essential workers report in, how are you guys handling this happening?

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Gj flyover hellscapes. Southern Utah and Nevada seem awfully nice right now

Seems rational, but you guys still have masks?

give me corona chan picks!!!!

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Actual deaths could be 200k already. In Northern towns in Italy excess deaths is between 4-10x more than confirmed covid deaths

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youtube.com/watch?v=-8aw8XRl444

strawpoll.me/19653287/

>follow online class while shitposting on Yas Forums, pretty comfy
>professor starts coofing a lot, he can't stop
>says in chat "10 minutes break for now"
>20 minutes have passed since then

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Situation in the ME as of today.

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Tell me anons do you think your countries can continue to feed the populace if all movement is truly banned?

I read that as new measles. Was very spooked for a second.

>lol less cases, nothing
more counties

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>inflammatory all-caps post without any source
What's to doubt?

Reminder that the outbreak is slowing down. We are still only at 740k when we should really be at almost 800k if the spread of the virus was growing. I've been here since the start, but maybe it is a nothingburger

I would like to visit the village that Higurashi is based on.

absolute trash taste
kys faggot

>UK and Germany to issue "immunity certificates" based on antibody tests
LOL do I show this to the virus when it reinfects me or what ?
so retarded

Enough larpery. Go outside. Live your lives.

Unlikely, but it would be better for the world if it was true.
But Italy block would be better WITHOUT France.

I don't know who is more deranged, Trump, Bill Mitchell or Bolsonaro

If i squint hard enough at their tweets i can't tell who is who, they are all so fucking delusional. The only thing that gets me worried is that i live next door to the hues

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Yes if you have the virus if only wearing a mask. You need goggles & gloves plus you need to change your clothes if you are around anyone with the virus not wearing a mask. Each time they do a swab test to check on beer flu, they have to change their PPE because if the person coughs or spits etc, it will go on the surface of the PPE

anarcvg

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It always slows over the weekend and picks up midweek again

I want a gubmint mask

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 142,793 (2,490) Italy 97,689 (10,779) Spain 85,195 (7,340) China 81,470 (3,304) Germany 63,079 (545) Iran 41,495 (2,757) France 40,174 (2,606) United Kingdom 19,522 (1,228) Switzerland 15,526 (333) Belgium 11,899 (513) Netherlands 11,750 (864) South Korea 9,661 (158) Austria 9,377 (108) Turkey 9,217 (131) Portugal 6,408 (140) Canada 6,320 (65) Norway 4,393 (31) Israel 4,347 (16) Brazil 4,330 (140) Australia 4,245 (18) Sweden 4,028 (146) Czech Republic 2,878 (17) Malaysia 2,626 (37) Ireland 2,615 (46) Denmark 2,555 (77) Chile 2,449 (8) Luxembourg 1,988 (22) Poland 1,984 (26) Romania 1,952 (46) Ecuador 1,924 (58) Japan 1,866 (54) Russia 1,836 (9) Pakistan 1,650 (20) Philippines 1,546 (78) Thailand 1,524 (9) Saudi Arabia 1,453 (8) Indonesia 1,414 (122) Finland 1,352 (13) South Africa 1,280 (2) Greece 1,156 (39) India 1,071 (29) Iceland 1,020 (2) Mexico 993 (20) Panama 989 (24) Singapore 879 (3)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +333 (+6) Spain +5,085 (+537) China +31 (+4) Germany +644 (+4) Iran +3,186 (+117) Switzerland +697 (+33) Belgium +1,063 (+82) Netherlands +884 (+93) South Korea +78 (+6) Austria +589 (+22) Portugal +446 (+21) Norway +109 (+5) Israel +100 (+1) Brazil +74 (+4) Australia +82 (+1) Sweden +328 (+36) Czech Republic +61 (+1) Malaysia +156 (+2) Denmark +160 (+5) Chile +310 (+1) Luxembourg +38 (+1) Poland +122 (+4) Romania +137 (+3) Russia +302 (+1) Pakistan +53 (+6) Philippines +128 (+7) Thailand +136 (+2) Indonesia +129 (+8) Finland +112 (+2) India +47 (+2) Mexico +145 (+4) Argentina (+2) Serbia +44 (+3) United Arab Emirates +41 (+2) Morocco +37 (+3) Ukraine +5 (+1) Hungary +39 (+2) Lebanon +8 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +31 (+2) Taiwan +8 (+2) Macedonia +26 (+1) Jordan (+1) San Marino +6 (+3) Albania +11 (+1) Sri Lanka +5 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
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>Forgot to ventilate my room before going to bed
>resign myself to the fact that my nose is going to feel like shit next morning because of all the smog getting into my room.
>Wake up
>Nose feels fine
>The most fresh air I've experienced in this city in years

Maybe this is not that bad.

Thanks Corona-chan

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bolsonaro, by far.

Atleast trump is doing something and mitchell has no power

>Brazil has become a meme flag in order to cope with inability to test following carnival
Youre Louisiana

it's not slowing down at all.

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You know what time it is.

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, it's now time to acknowledge those countries who are managing to keep a low mortality rate in this chink flu pandemic (only countries with more than 1000 confirmed cases).

5. Russia - 0.49%
4. Australia - 0.42%
3. Israel - 0.34%
2. Chile - 0.32%

AND THE WINNER IS...

1. South Africa - 0.15%

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Italia confirmed hydroxychloroquine works !
>The drug “is already giving good results,” Bartoletti says while Malaysia reveals they have been using it since the very beginning. Bartoletti further adds that the drug:
>“Must be used with all the necessary precautions, it must be evaluated patient by patient. It can have side effects. But those that take it are responding really well.
>We have just understood that the virus has an evolution in two phases and that it is during the second phase, after a few days (about a week), that the situation can suddenly, in 24 or 48 hours, worsen and leads to respiratory failure requiring intensive care.
>The results that we are starting to accumulate suggest that hydroxychloroquine administered early, gives the possibility of avoiding this evolution in a majority of patients and is also helping us to prevent hospitals from filling up.”
trustnodes.com/2020/03/29/italy-finally-starts-mass-treatment-with-hydroxychloroquine

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>globalism dead
>tourism dead
>international relationships colder then ever
>deaths keep piling up
>EU in shambles
>mass despair
the virus just keeps giving

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US had 12k deaths of swine flu, the US is currently under 3k

TAIWAN did something like that, didn't they?

Trump isn't delusional, just doing his job and trying to be optimistic.
Bolsonaro wants to kill Brazil and that's a good thing.
Mitchell is a hack but he knows how to push buttons in his haters.

No if we die shortly after they can claim it was not the virus again, so they keep the number's nice and can say you have to get back to work.

Anyone have the archives of guy who was predicting chinas coronavirus numbers?

Ciudad?

the big ship is arriving new york,will this shit finally kill the Qtards??

>I don't know who is more deranged, Yas Forums, CNN or Bernie Sanders.
>If I squint hard enough I look like Xi Jingping.
>The only thing that keeps me sane is the wise words of Bill Mitchell

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Surgical masks, yes, not n95 and above. But if everyone is wearing them any mask should make a big difference.

India explosion when?

F

Isn’t expertise still authority? Or authority could in addition be considered expertise.
You could argue that the government has the expertise in governing (I don’t think they really do either).

>I've been here since the start, but maybe it is a nothingburger
Yeah ok pal sure you were
Don't you normally use an Aussie flag or have all you shills got this line on your crib sheet?

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You hook people up to a ventilator but they still take nearly 1 month to die, user.
The number of deaths also grows in geometric progression, doubling every 3 or 4 days on average.

León, Gto

>administering it early saves people
>not allowed to get hospital treatment untill you are almost dying

great

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anarchism is for children with daddy issues

real men study the science of marxism-leninism

best timeline

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>South Africa has the lowest mortality rate
The power of the BLACK BVLL

We already discussed China

Iran definitely does not have 2.7k deaths. The mass graves don't reflect that.

Happening Cancelled

Brazil won't do so bad because Bolsonaro has no power to lift the quarantines, subways and bus lines have been closed across states since WHO declared it a pandemic. We also have a fuckton of ICUs because of the violence. Meanwhile London's subway is still working, Netherlands is dying for the herd, etc.
It will still be quite bad and I want Bolsonaro and his children to be lined up against the wall and shot, televised.

So how much BS are Iran's numbers? Was completely out of control and yet somehow plateaued at less than 150 deaths a day. Highly suspicious.

Kibum Sakana dê ira ira dê Baku hasu shi sô yooooo I love you so much!

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+0.73%) Germany (+0.71%) France (-0.58%) United Kingdom (+0.40%) Italy (-0.44%) Switzerland (+1.14%) Spain (-1.26%) Austria (-2.03%) Poland (-0.44%) Netherlands (+0.95%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (+0.04%) Greece (0.00%) Brazil (+0.39%) Japan (+0.98%) Hong Kong (-1.53%) China (-1.31%) Australia (+6.97%) Singapore (-4.15%) India (-4.76%) South Korea (-0.58%) Taiwan (-1.84%) South Africa (+1.41%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-4%) Tokyo (-14%) Beijing (-24%) Wuhan (-15%) New Delhi (-85%) Dubai (-23%) Moscow (-49%) Rome (-29%) Milan (-20%) Berlin (-26%) Munich (-19%) Brussels (-32%) Paris (-35%) Madrid (-11%) Barcelona (-20%) London (-26%) Johannesburg (-8%) Sao Paulo (-54%) Buenos Aires (-24%) New York (-37%) Washington (-28%) Miami (-21%) Toronto (-31%) Chicago (-37%) Houston (-30%) Mexico City (-61%) Los Angeles (-32%) Seattle (-21%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (229m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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>Kazakhstan banning exports of wheat flour

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muh jew science

Why what happened?

I can almost guarantee I was here before you. I was just questioning the growth of the virus, that's all. I used the term 'nothingburger' just to grab attention, because I've seen how effectively it works for the shills

How do I stop myself from calling ex girlfriends in the middle of the night whilst drunk during lockdown?

This is an important question that could benefit us all.

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Thanks for all the (you)s earlier, anons.

I'd probably down to do another drawing (Since fuck it, what else is there to do stuck at home)

Give me some ideas

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Yes if everyone wore a mask it would cut it right down, only ppl who touch their mouths, nose or eyes could possibly spread it then, but that is if they are infected.

baaed Yemen

That's why we need to pay back by giveing her our love

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200k can't even fill 5 small nfl stadiums
Or 1 big one

spain....ARRIBAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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And how do you think that affects an export driven economy such as ours? Retarded Waffel NEETs, I swear.

Lol. They better come up with a plan to test everyone soon. Or just give everyone a general evaluation, maybe through an app, and just hand out pills.

We are the nothingbugerfags paradise, didn't you know that?

can't stop doing it

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> keeping food plates empty is a science
kek

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Let's hope so I hate southern niggers, the only downside is we'd be under German boot again

Doomers BTFO. This faggot little virus is done for.

ID2020

You're simpin rn bro

You could easily die relatively soon with all this going on, you really want to be a fucking simp during your final days?

well aint that interressting, meaning famin chan will start getting active soon.
any idea who kazakhstan main buyer is?
im guessing china.

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Not China, TAIWAN.

Only 159 more dead in England?

This threads have just become a circle jerk of retards.
It's a happening when atleast a million have died or there are a 100 million cases.
Jannies do your work and move this thread to Yas Forums it's not Yas Forums related

I bet this Blödkopp Drottel knows about the reinfection issue but they keep their mouth shut to prevent full panic

IT's almost like you could've dealt with this situation without shutting down life completely if there were serious and proactive measures taken in january. Instead the inaction requires an overreaction to compensate.

Put the recoveries

I'm the bag

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My local news just ran a story:
>Spain is the third country to surpass Chinese number of cases at 85000
>sign of hope in China as they say no new cases and their most recent cases were residents returning from foreign countries- only 1 case of community spread
Absolutely no warning about it being hard to trust Chinese numbers.
Holy shit why are we pushing Chinese lies for them?
What the fuck??

Delete their numbers. Pretty simple really or you could abuse the shit out of them when you're sober so they block you.

maybe what an user said before: Winnie the Flu mutating smol SARS-chan into thicc Corona-chan

Based Bong Poster

>stubby little fingers
>ugly nose
>short torso
Super pretty otherwise, though.

There is no certainty, but some say the numbers are 6 to 10 times worse.

Corona-Chan and Hastur haveing a tea or something like that

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>I can almost guarantee I was here before you
This is the first /cvg/ I posted in
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/240448565/

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Yeah it worked so well in Italy, no one died at all huh

Authority imposes its own punitive consequences for people who are unwilling to be subjects. Historically, those consequences are incarceration or death. Expertise reserves the decision to believe the expert to the subject. Consequences from heeding the expert or not are from the subject's own free will.

Soon. Prepare your anus. It will def reach 1 mil.

You are fucking retarded; half the world is shut down.
I hope this is bait.

All an experiment. Look at how Derbyshire Police & others are imposing things, flying fucking drones in the Peak District to spy on ppl actually doing social distancing & trying to shame them by posting it on their social media site

nice ben nasferatu of israel in quarantine

>300 billion can't even fill five small planets
>or one big one
STFU

>France
>She
lol

Kissing dumpf or pic related

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twitter.com/Michael_Heaver/status/1244572430921863169

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based

Just sew some yourself, the cotton ones fit better anyway. And you can hide surgical masks inside.

India is slowly coming
ration card nation

muh nothing burger

>STARVE THE FUCKING CHINKS.

What's wrong with Louisiana? Sounds like a nice state with an economy based on corn and cotton

this

why hasn't trump done this yet?

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Yemen is dying out of starvation by the harsh measures and blockades of the countries surrounding it.

Yes they could have just isolated the elderly & then restricted access to other vulnerable ppl. But of course everyone has to be treated equal (well not the elite & celebrities).

France is canonically female. With very wide hips since they are obsessed with hips.

it's lovely just stay on those 3 heavily police patrolled streets in New Orleans and you'll be fine

>UK and Germany to issue "immunity certificates" based on antibody tests
oi, do you have a loy sense for that immunity?

China has this under control, they've tested 0,022% of the population. So 30,000,000 tested and only 80k tested positive. That's 0,28% positive cases compared to 4-16% around the globe.

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Maybe because it's not in the packed up dirty land of china anymore? When it circles to india it will pick up again

why would a study the writings of a pedo that never worked

No point to put recoveries anywhere since many countries do not announce them in the same manner as infected / dead.

Someone got the story about the chinks buying up Australian stores inventory of corona-related equipment?

moved to second shift (7% pay increase)... only about 15% of work force on second shift... so it is nice

As a child, you support anarchism because you don't like rules
As a teenager, you realize food and stuff don't fall from the sky but the state is the closest thing you have
After growing up into an adult, you accept the fact that you have your own responsibilities and become a fellow capitalist who relies not on the other's wealth but on his own

If we finally eat only as much as we need and even use ugly vegetables and grow some more on useless parks and lawns, yes.

>Just entered the 20's of our century
>World chaos
>Economies tanking
>Rampant degeneracy
>In my late twenties

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i love my neighbors.

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First death in my province this morning. And it just had to be my great uncle.. On my Birthday.

Fuck this shit.

Corona-Chan heals the earth

I dont think anyone expects this to ravage rural communities, but there are still a huge number of people in cities getting sick
Why are all the nothingburgers out today?

They had an election during the outbreak
had to suppress the numbers hard, and cause even more deaths by making people go to vote.

You guys need to test more

Rabbi Shalom Arush corona virus is for non Jews (Goyims)

youtube.com/watch?v=ksB99EzEKVo&feature=youtu.be

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So now Orban is the Senate?

I was there user. I remember when it first started

Based and Druid[literally]pilled

authority has power over you to force your hand, expertise doesn't. You may or may not trust the expertise, but the authority doesn't care if you trust it. That's the difference.

I seen corona chan growsince First thread and im slowly starting to belive this is a nothing burger help

>Trump isn't delusional
>it's a hoax
>fake news
>so we got 10 cases so what
>15 people have it, and the numbers will go down
>very much down
>waits 3 months before declaring a national emergency
>"declares" DPA but doesn't use it
>we don't need ventilators
>screams at governors on twitter instead of actually doing anything
>not delusional

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complete anarchy when?

>sky is pure blue
>animals come back and feel comfy near us
>neighbours actually getting to know each other
If this is over too fast I guess I'll even miss it.

You bet it is and I love every gay minute
youtube.com/watch?v=zOiwIWXAqEA

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>Economies tanking
Yeah, that's sure happening right now.

Oh, New Orleans... the international nigger capital

*disconnects*

Based Publix
>Publix offers free rent to tenants in shopping centers it owns

what's that sound? a dying EU, wonderful!

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>fellow capitalist who relies not on the other's wealth but on his own
What is contract law and who enforces it?

What did you say? I can't hear you...
*closes call and shoves yuan bills in pockets*

FASCISTS RISE

Houthis now have a bioweapon AND drones.
Things get better everyday.

where is this from ? RPG ?

88D chess mate, think of THE PLAN

I can repeat what he said

IT's only a nothingburgr here cause we're all already unsocial dicks to each other, at least compared to spanish and the italians.

Congress has that power, Parliamentary system means Orban has a maj to do that, Trump cannot get 60 votes in the Senate never mind a maj in the Democrat run house. All about separation of powers. The UK PM & his maj Parliament can pretty much do anything

>it's a hoax
He didn't say that.
>so we got 10 cases so what
He said that months ago.
>waits 3 months before declaring a national emergency
You mean to tell me that Trump didn't declare it a national emergency when there weren't even cases in the US?
>we don't need ventilators
Yet he forces GM to produce them.
>screams at governors on twitter instead of actually doing anything
1. Forces GM to produces ventilators
2. Puts social distancing measures into effect
3. Produces and buys lots of masks

Back to r/politics with you.

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Fuck you commie retard.

Well, Michael Heaver, I'm certain they all can't take private flights like your lot does.

>I wonder what his reaction would be if MSM said it was SARS.

"duhhhhhh SARS? wuzdat?

that's even the next best thing about it, it enforces locality

Based

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TRUSTTHEPLAN

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>work in an office depot
>no one fucking shops in Office Depots anymore
>Just a stock boy so I just grab pickup orders for people and leave them on a shelf for them to grab then spend the rest of the time playing on my phone or playing cookie clicker on the work computers

Not bad desu but we should really fucking close

These threads are way too fast.

Can't wait until some of you start dying so that we can have a slower pace.

Dude that’s Trump’s reelection bid. U gay or something?

i love this decade.

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Well, shit. Is this the beginning of the rise of fascism in Europe? I remember there was a Hungarianbro that was quite redpilled but deeply hated Orban and his government and didn't trust them for several reasons. It would be nice to have him around here to give his opinion once again.

MUH PLAN, MUH STONKS, PRINT MORE MONEY

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Bodies in a funeral home in Boro Park, NY

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Oh no, what a shame...

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Idk. Someone else posted the photo here earlier

+187 new deaths in the UK

haha the plan go brrr

I am quite hungry.

Eh they were faster an hour ago.

Guys, wtf is up with the US deaths? They're like nothing lately. And now Spain has small numbers.

Mysides.
It was a honour to shitpost with you.

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Damn... We need to import more doctors

Hacked online lessons: it happened at the Settembrini middle school in Rome, where during the English video lesson of 12 on Monday of a second class, convened by the teacher on the meet platform, some boys intruded into the system and sent the boys obscene images and violent. A very serious fact, which the class representatives immediately reported to the principal and the postal police. Access to the virtual classroom, says Alessandro Chierchia, father of one of the girls in the class, was allowed through a simple link to the page, without any authentication / identification procedure or access password.

The lesson ended abruptly when the kids, seeing the obscene images, disconnected from the platform, shocked. «There are safety requirements below which no compromise can be accepted. Accessing with a simple link is the farthest that exists compared to a minimum safety standard, "says Chierchia, who asked the school manager to inform all parents about the standards that the school has set itself to deal with these new ways of work.

corriere.it/scuola/medie/20_marzo_30/coronavirus-lezione-distanza-interrotta-immagini-oscene-5ab1f8ae-7284-11ea-bc49-338bb9c7b205.shtml?fbclid=IwAR1hY_3T30D08bm8X8hzK1VQuEPIfVM6OtfXppowIPxyR01XcMWO46wOSmw&fbclid=IwAR33spy6b_Oj0DxyVVyFqQMFt-Inu2AXGHMullo_CI5tmh3WU9Wt-p5uNY0

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Oy vey
kek

Just the way I like it.

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Its just temporary R-right? After the pandemic all back to normal

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Shut up mongrel

Kebab and Kafta were good doctors

>the tests are beautiful

this is the one that gets me

Donald "Adjectives" Trump

You, hit the limit speed on testing.
As for Spain I have no idea.

TIME FOR DICTATORSHIP

We need to import more Jap vagina

>ooogaa booga me wanty anarchy me want to be a lazy man ooga booga let me poo on my kidnapping victims ooga