/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2729

TOKYO CASES KEEP GROWING AND GROWING
NOOOOOOO MY JAPANESE IDOLS MY FUCKING NIP IDOLS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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1st for cope

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I know we're Greeks and all, but you don't have to be a faggot

Reminder that Jap qts WILL survive.

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based

Based

Godspeed corona chan!

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>go out bro just keep your distance

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LITERALLY LOADING BODIES INTO A FREEZER TRUCK IN NY!

youtu.be/-8aw8XRl444

>just got off phone with doctor
>hoarse voice and coughing
>only source for valium which i take daily for a physical condition not anxiety
>gonna have to resort to buying fucking xanax off the street and not too long ago a handful of people died because some dipshit sold it with fentanyl

I can see the custody battle for Greece economy.
Oh, I'm sorry, I meant Southern Macedonia.

Clearly a diarrhea victim.

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B I G G E R

that's a man baby

Death to coomers

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Marshall Law

youtube.com/watch?v=VqGTkxsQhYQ

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BASED AND NOTHINGBURGUERPILLED

Bill has crawled so deep into Trump's arse I don't think he'll be able to find his way out

Total societal collapse is imminent. Take the Varg pill now before it's too late.

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>okay

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Jewmerikan Virus

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We will die in a blaze of smothered glory.

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ITALY AND SPAIN DECLARED THAT IF THE EU IS NOT GOING TO HELP THEM PROPERLY THEY WILL "GO THEIR OWN WAY ALONE".
PORTUGAL SAID THEY ARE TAKING SPANISH-ITALIAN SIDE IN THIS EU WAR.
FRANCE DECLARED SHE IS TAKING ITALY SIDE TOO.

THE EU IS GOING TO BREAK IN HALF, THE WESTERN EU WITH FRANCE, ITALY, SPAIN AND PORTUGAL
AND THE EASTERN EU WITH NETHERLANDS AND GERMANY AS LEADING COUNTRIES.

Goliath online.

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Where’s my LOCKDOWN-bros at?
How are you doing?
How long will you be able to last without going out?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how comfy is your isolation right now?

I am personally at a solid 8 or even 9.

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 142,793 (2,490) Italy 97,689 (10,779) Spain 85,195 (7,340) China 81,470 (3,304) Germany 63,079 (545) Iran 41,495 (2,757) France 40,174 (2,606) United Kingdom 19,522 (1,228) Switzerland 15,526 (333) Belgium 11,899 (513) Netherlands 11,750 (864) South Korea 9,661 (158) Austria 9,377 (108) Turkey 9,217 (131) Portugal 6,408 (140) Canada 6,320 (65) Norway 4,393 (31) Israel 4,347 (16) Brazil 4,316 (139) Australia 4,245 (18) Sweden 4,028 (146) Czech Republic 2,878 (17) Malaysia 2,626 (37) Ireland 2,615 (46) Denmark 2,555 (77) Chile 2,139 (7) Luxembourg 1,988 (22) Poland 1,984 (26) Romania 1,952 (46) Ecuador 1,924 (58) Japan 1,866 (54) Russia 1,836 (9) Pakistan 1,650 (20) Philippines 1,546 (78) Thailand 1,524 (9) Saudi Arabia 1,453 (8) Indonesia 1,414 (122) Finland 1,352 (13) South Africa 1,280 (2) Greece 1,156 (39) India 1,071 (29) Iceland 1,020 (2) Mexico 993 (20) Panama 989 (24) Singapore 879 (3)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +333 (+6) Spain +5,085 (+537) China +31 (+4) Germany +644 (+4) Iran +3,186 (+117) Switzerland +697 (+33) Belgium +1,063 (+82) Netherlands +884 (+93) South Korea +78 (+6) Austria +589 (+22) Portugal +446 (+21) Norway +109 (+5) Israel +100 (+1) Brazil +60 (+3) Australia +82 (+1) Sweden +328 (+36) Czech Republic +61 (+1) Malaysia +156 (+2) Denmark +160 (+5) Luxembourg +38 (+1) Poland +122 (+4) Romania +137 (+3) Russia +302 (+1) Pakistan +53 (+6) Philippines +128 (+7) Thailand +136 (+2) Indonesia +129 (+8) Finland +112 (+2) India +47 (+2) Mexico +145 (+4) Argentina (+2) Serbia +44 (+2) United Arab Emirates +41 (+2) Morocco +37 (+3) Ukraine +5 (+1) Hungary +39 (+2) Lebanon +8 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +31 (+2) Taiwan +8 (+2) Macedonia +26 (+1) Jordan (+1) San Marino +6 (+3) Albania +11 (+1) Bolivia +15 (+2) Mali +7 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
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Don't shit yourselves, senpaitachi

Big question: Is this for real, y'all?

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strawpoll.me/19653287

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>AND THE EASTERN EU WITH NETHERLANDS AND GERMANY AS LEADING COUNTRIES.
Yes, I think it's based.

based, fuck the EU

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>TODAY: Dr. Birx predicts up to 200,000 U.S. coronavirus deaths 'if we do things almost perfectly'
*RING RING RING*
BRING OUT YOUR DEAD

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Well so much for solidarity.
What IS the eu anyway?

prove it

>he didn't buy the dip

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Japanese government is currently deciding if forcing a quarantine is "constitutional".
>If we tell people to stay inside we'll be just like the Nazis!
Fuck this stupid country

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NETANYAHU IN QUARANTINE AFTER A STAFF PERSON GOT CORONAVIRUS
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>elmundo.es/internacional/2020/03/30/5e81ea9621efa01a028b45a8.html

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This.

BELGIUM SECOND SWITZERLAND

Reminder: If the projected number of 100-200 thousand die this country this fucked from a medical infustructure perspective, we have about 115 thousand hospital beds Nationwide for ALL medical needs.

a miserable pile of lies

The plan is being trusted

Americans are too fat for stretchers

The staff who got coronavirus was an Orthodox Jew. They are spreading disease everywhere.

Just let him mail you the prescription.

It was always too late, Sergei.

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Why are mall sharters so weak and dumb? Can't even form a coherent sentence

Is Corona-chan gonna infect 2 million by the end of April?

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Yeah honestly I'm over all these leftist faggots here on Yas Forums, theyre pushing the lefts narrative hoping this is going to be bigger than it is. Hundreds of thousands are going to die but that's not the reason lockdowns are being implemented there is obviously more to this than we are being told. All about the mighty dollar, theyre giving us time with our families before an even bigger event than this occurs

Malicious
Intentionally faulty thermometers
mobile.twitter.com/1984to1776/status/1243956222572875779

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THIS IS FOR REAL

>Valium for a physical condition not anxiety.

>Going to have to replace it with completely chemically different anti anxiety medicine xanex.........for my physical condition.

You can lie to yourself, but you can’t lie to /pol user. Day of the rope is coming for degenerates.

>germany and the faggot nordic nations
if France, Spain, and Italy leave then eastern europe will tell germany to go fuck itself so fast

Sounds like an increased likelihood for fat retards to die and not be saved by medicine. Sounds kinda good, thanks Corona Chan!

Even pornhub gave us money ffs

On a less serious note, I like all the different personalities that have emerged from the /cvg/, such as Bill the eternal boomer or Gary.

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OH NO NO NO

NOTHINGBURGERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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They have to survive. Corona-chan can kill all the other girls, but please leave qt nips alone.

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Source?

Would you kindly provide me with a source, brother? That's some juicy news if I've ever heard some!

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Doing really well.

Working from home (and going to keep it this way after this).
Started working out.
Started learning languages again.
Actually motivated to organize my stuff and clean everything.
Enough supplies for a few months.

headed out to the dacha had a nice shashlik cold today so imma get comfy inside.

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Diarrhea

Pretty sure that will clear itself up naturally

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When will normies start offing themselves?

>he walked away from the Easter target because he felt he did not have enough leverage to close on that date and trump never closes without enough leverage
Or you know, he realized the severity of this shit and the potentiality of 100’s of thousands if not millions dying from this shit. But in all actuality, I believe the April 30th saying is more or less meant to calm people down, up until it inevitably get pushed back further and further. If trump were to say the country would be closed beyond April initially, the economy would self immolate.

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>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+0.89%) Germany (+0.75%) France (-0.47%) United Kingdom (+0.38%) Italy (-0.37%) Switzerland (+0.82%) Spain (-1.07%) Austria (-2.03%) Poland (-0.51%) Netherlands (+1.18%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (+0.45%) Greece (0.00%) Brazil (+1.61%) Japan (+1.01%) Hong Kong (-1.20%) China (-1.31%) Australia (+6.41%) Singapore (-4.11%) India (-4.28%) South Korea (-0.58%) Taiwan (-1.80%) South Africa (+2.18%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-4%) Tokyo (-16%) Beijing (-24%) Wuhan (-18%) New Delhi (-65%) Dubai (-23%) Moscow (-45%) Rome (-25%) Milan (-13%) Berlin (-16%) Munich (-19%) Brussels (-33%) Paris (-30%) Madrid (-11%) Barcelona (-19%) London (-26%) Johannesburg (-8%) Sao Paulo (-54%) Buenos Aires (-46%) New York (-50%) Washington (-40%) Miami (-21%) Toronto (-35%) Chicago (-8%) Houston (-21%) Mexico City (-46%) Los Angeles (-32%) Seattle (0%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (229m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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After this is done the world is going to hate china more than germany hated the jews

>Celsius
>America

>20 tweets in the last hour
whats his fucking problem?

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If we keep up this rate than yes. That depends how lockdowns will go. If burgers open than I'm optimistic. If poos get a big outbreak than easy

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I've been taking the same dose for 7 years. You can't just stop it cold turkey namefag I'll rope you lol

This clown. He's the poster boy for the neolib globohomo era

based, fuck the eu

Hopefully this will turn into civil war.

Please tell me this is real. Put up a source.
This little faggot virus is causing so many good things to happen, but at a cost of lives.

>more /cvg/ spam threads

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No underlying conditions

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What do you use for language learning? Duolingo?

German minister for finance threw himself in front of a train.

Results from this week will show if this is truly a nothingburger or not

That's a funny way to spell "Chinese", Changstein.

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Anyone know where I can find numbers on daily testing?

You know when people say something stupid, so they get mouth diarrhea and just won't stop talking?

Oh no.

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>Italy, Spain, France and Portugal

>Germany has been amassing millions of fighting age Niggers and Middle Eastern War Veterans for ten years now.

Good luck Italy, Spain, France and Portugal. Prepare for the “Re-Mooring” of your societies by Niggers and Middle Easterners armed with the full force of the German Military.

Mostly free trade for easy monies.

Herdbros where we at?

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I don't trust digital thermometers, only mercury

At least warn us the audio is of a literal retard.

No, the world hates you

WESTERN EUROPE COUNTRIES ARE BASED AS FUCK

FUCK GERMANY

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invest in coronacoin

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#
Yeah that is because of the hard quarantine, of course cases are slowing down. If they they stop the quarantine now deaths and infections will sky rocket again. Most countries will have to continue with the lock down for a while longer, which will cause further damage to the economy.

six feet in the ground

Middle East Corona-situation as of March 30th.

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It could have been so much more.
But here we are.
Shattered.
Paranoid.
Selfish.

miami is under shelter in place i think he lives there he's probably bored out of his fucking mind not being able to go to the gay festivals and clubs

Are we going to have to come in there a third time and beat your shit in?

>coconuts kill 100,000 a year

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I'm sorry user, I have horrible anxiety after killing my uncle but it's gotten better with time because I've forced myself to sit in the mood and get used to it, like god intended. Being addicted to something like that right now is horrible, you can't quit cold turkey I agree but you can wean off drugs over time I've done it

They better pay me a living wage of $15.00 and hour WITH maternity leave and health insurance if they’re any me to collect the dead Sweetheart.

Not to mention the laws that will be past that will restrict our freedoms further.

I was waiting for an edit like this.

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is it pillow day already

>still don't declare emergency or quarantine
>put police on the streets and outposts outside the cities

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The better part of me thinks this is a ploy for attention.

Is NY fucked?

based
fuck the union

>be dead burger
>morgue workers need a forklift to load your fat ass into an 18 wheeler
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>How are you doing?
Just got 2 weeks off work so preparing for lockdown.

>How long will you be able to last without going out?
Got about 5-10 days of food if I ration it. Got the necessary ingredients to go snake diet if I have to. All's out the window if I lose running water.

>On a scale from 1 to 10 how comfy is your isolation right now?
7, need to find some activities.

>learning languages when the whole world is going to hate foreigners after this

dutchreview.com/news/philips-brings-hundred-of-the-thousand-ventilators/
>know how shit the situation in China is
>still wait until the 2nd week of March to order ventilators
JUST

nos.nl/artikel/2328747-rivm-somberder-dan-vorige-week-zorgen-om-ic-capaciteit-wel-positief-over-brabant.html
>we'll have enough beds no worry
>ICUs are full 2 days ahead of schedule
>no way the medical expansion throughout April can catch up with the net new 80 patients per day
>"oops our models used 10 days of avg ICU stay turns out to be 23 sorry :DDD"

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No you won’t spaghetti-legs.

It sounds like you’re going to need to stop it cold Turkey and take Xanex, a completely unrelated drug.

Alright I'm placing an order for my vitamins, all stuff i've taken forever, b vitamins, vitamin d, omega 3 etc etc etc.
What are you guys taking?

I was wondering about that, are the top risk factors high blood pressure and beetus just a nice way to say fat people will die?

Shes like 150 lbs overweight and over 60

acid

What languages do you study? Overall pretty based.

Based. Dacha shashlik is best shashlik. Kinda jealous, not gonna lie.

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I like this picture but it covers up a really important asset

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it's almost like the vvd is a horrible party

Did this kid get corona?

Pretty comfy other than my sleep schedule being really fucked lately. I'm a professional NEET so I can go for months before I even feel a little bit of discomfort. Wish I'd bought more snacks and string cheese.

All things considered, 7.5 currently, 8.5 when my sleep is better.

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she's obese bro

i want coronavirus to spiral out of control just so the argument can be over with. The happening faggots will be proven r it GT and the nothingburger faggots will have to admit they were wrong.

If the death toll is ultimately low, happening fags will pat themselves on the back proclaiming that the lockdowns and gay ass social distancing worked, while nothing burger fags will just say it was nothing all along, and it will never be settled.

Coronavirus already killed 3.5k a day = 1.27 million a year. Twice as many as niggers.
Niggers are truly nothing burgers. Why do we hate niggers again?

Oh congrats they're passing laws fast enough that you notice, such an accomplishment to see your freedoms being erroded when that's been happening your WHOLE FUCKING LIFE YOU WORTHLESS BONGNIGGER

Nice propaganda there, all out in the open for ppl to see when they would actually do that where no one see it.

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Southerner lockdownfag here. Solid 8 too, internet's pretty good, comfy room, loads of games & movies to watch, drawing too

>liberal cities refuse to cancel chinese new year events
>retards in LA host a 20,000 person marathon
>now new york falling apart

Why does your police have van-mounted machine guns?

FOR THE HERD

usa less than 500 cases today, happening retired. Lets get back to work.

what is with people calling every picture a tranny? i thought trannies were like a 1% of 1% of the population or something lmao

>Comparing yearly statistics to something that only has data for almost 4 months

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They're in the same class of drug, benzodiazepines, ideally though you'd taper off on valium because it has a much longer half life. and i'm joking i'm not taking fucking miami street drugs

AmeriNon here, can confirm.
BIL died of enormity.

They're going to have to build mass graves in central park

>All's out the window if I lose running water.
fill some bottles dude.

thought she decapitated him

I wonder what his reaction would be if MSM said it was SARS.

Feel free to add the Hazmat suit. Couldn't get the ridgy didge

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Mexshitco wants to shut down everything until May

Nah, China saved them. It's over.

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For your non-anxiety related illness.

Fuck brabant too though.
>durr muh carnaval

>No underlying conditions
>except for being 200 kg

>9/11 only killed a couple thousand Americans. Not a happening.
>Christchurch shooter only killed like 50 mudslimes. Not a happening.
>Wiki leaks drops doesn't kill anyone. Not a happening.
It seems that unless this virus kill the entire population of the world it's not worth talking about.

You drive a hard bargain mate. Thats a deal but you don't get PPE or sick leave now get to work. I'll be working remote (12-3) from my vacation home in the bahamas if you need me.

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-Multivitamin (finally sold out at my local store, I'm glad I got mine before them)
-Magnesium
-Vitamin A+D
-Vitamin K2
-Zinc+Selen+Cupper

I take each of these at different times.

Injection, subq of IGF-1, niagen and reservatrol

>post yfw you are gonna live long enough to see the EU crumble

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We still get our money, right?

It's our analog of national guard, Rosgvardia.

I stopped taking my Adderall 2 weeks ago. After a week of being tired, I got back to being hyperactive and retarded just like before I started taking it.