/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2728

Austria press conference recap
>Kurz
it's our job to be honest not to lull you into security with lies
there are still many "experts" downplaying the issue
many people will die
it's the calm before the storm,look to italy to see how bad this storm can get
lockdown remains in place
3 new steps
1)more protection
2)more policing
3)WE ARE FOCUSING THE WEARING OF MASKS
Masks don't protect you,but save others from you
this is NOT to replace distancing but IN ADDITION to it
Grocery stores will distribute them
once they hand them out it is REQUIRED to wear them while shopping
IT'S IMPORTANT TO WEAR THEM AT ALL TIME IF OUTSIDE
hard weeks ahead of us

>ViceChancellor
r0 still too high
it's better here but only because we are early into it and proactive
Wear your masks to protect people
IT IS NOT ABOUT YOU FEELING HEALTHY,IT'S ABOUT PROTECTING OTHERS
most people think they won't die,but they could
"THIS IS NOT THE FUCKING FLU JUST LOOK AT THE r0"
"don't be idiotic, take it serious"

>minister of health
we can't prevent it
we can only slow it
lockdown is STARTING to work, not enough
doubling 3weeks ago 2.5days,now 5.9,goal is 14 days
masks aren't part of our culture yet but they'll have to become one
more protection for risk groups with more guidelines(update this week)
regulations for grocery stores(limit for how many people can enter,mandatory distance at checkouts)
hotels closed due to ChinkAIDS
more testing highest priority,lack of reagents is bottleneck

>Internal affairs
if you don't follow the rules,you are killing people
if we reach 2k/day we'll reach capacity
2046 fines issued so far
some retard threw a party,THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR THAT

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I'm enjoying the quarantine but I don't like being paranoid about me or my family having the disease bros.

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>735796 infected
>34839 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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>hurr durr happooners are shills
>hurr durr nothingburgerers are shills
We're all shills. Just shut the fuck up already.

Famine is starting to install in Romania.
People are starting to run out of provisions and die one by one
pic related we can see a Romanian family and their children(down) all dead

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>inb4 o-of course h-h-he is fine! He is a prince!
NOTHINGBURGUER

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I'm glad he found away to cope.

>sweden
>no test no virus
>you must work till you collapse
l m a o

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Martian law when

>trump basically admitted 100,000 in the US alone will die from Corona.

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Are we dead?

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 142,793 (2,490) Italy 97,689 (10,779) Spain 85,195 (7,340) China 81,470 (3,304) Germany 62,435 (541) Iran 41,495 (2,757) France 40,174 (2,606) United Kingdom 19,522 (1,228) Switzerland 15,475 (327) Belgium 11,899 (513) Netherlands 11,750 (864) South Korea 9,661 (158) Turkey 9,217 (131) Austria 9,200 (108) Portugal 6,408 (140) Canada 6,320 (65) Norway 4,393 (31) Israel 4,347 (16) Brazil 4,316 (139) Australia 4,245 (18) Sweden 4,028 (146) Czech Republic 2,878 (17) Malaysia 2,626 (37) Ireland 2,615 (46) Denmark 2,555 (77) Chile 2,139 (7) Romania 1,952 (46) Luxembourg 1,950 (21) Ecuador 1,924 (58) Poland 1,905 (26) Japan 1,866 (54) Russia 1,836 (9) Pakistan 1,625 (20) Philippines 1,546 (78) Thailand 1,524 (9) Indonesia 1,414 (122) Finland 1,352 (13) Saudi Arabia 1,299 (8) South Africa 1,280 (2) Greece 1,156 (39) India 1,071 (29) Iceland 1,020 (2) Mexico 993 (20) Panama 989 (24) Singapore 879 (3)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +333 (+6) Spain +5,085 (+537) China +31 (+4) Iran +3,186 (+117) Switzerland +646 (+27) Belgium +1,063 (+82) Netherlands +884 (+93) South Korea +78 (+6) Austria +412 (+22) Portugal +446 (+21) Norway +109 (+5) Israel +100 (+1) Brazil +60 (+3) Australia +82 (+1) Sweden +328 (+36) Czech Republic +61 (+1) Malaysia +156 (+2) Denmark +160 (+5) Romania +137 (+3) Poland +43 (+4) Russia +302 (+1) Pakistan +28 (+6) Philippines +128 (+7) Thailand +136 (+2) Indonesia +129 (+8) Finland +112 (+2) India +47 (+2) Mexico +145 (+4) Argentina (+2) Serbia (+2) Morocco +37 (+3) Ukraine +5 (+1) Hungary +39 (+2) Lebanon +8 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +31 (+2) Taiwan +8 (+2) Jordan (+1) San Marino +6 (+3) Albania +11 (+1) Bolivia +15 (+2) Mali +7 (+1) Niger +4 (+2) Sudan (+1) Singapore +35 Croatia +77…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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*cough*
oops sorry bros

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i found an official statement

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>russia
>what virus comrade
>you're delusional

Has anyone seen this vid yet?

twitter.com/PhdParody/status/1244447950199234560?s=20

>1989

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100 to 200.

What the fuck does Bill for a living? Politician? Journalist?

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NGL, I'm pretty much the opposite where the only thing that's keeping me somewhat sane are dreams of societal unrest and collapse.
And new anime, but let's not get into that right now.

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Is there more of the pastebin from cvg

The elites are getting plasma from the recovered. It's worth a pretty penny.

He’s a Qnigger. Basically scams gullible boomer goobers

He has a podcast.

If nobody ever goes out of their room for a month, and if he goes, he wears a mask, will Corona die?

Or am I missing something?

I just want people to die :(

professional nothingburger tweeter

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GROW
CORONA
GROW

The number of deaths, raising so fast, the ICUs being filled so fast, what it says about the speed of the spreading of virus? What it says about the ability of the virus to easily jump from person to person? If it spreads so fast and so easily the vast majority of people in highly affected areas are probably already infected or already recovering.
youtube.com/watch?v=ZQAECusa1pU

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/cvg/ is no buns now. Burger Kings are all gone.

Did anyone else think this was a kind of weird cohencidence -
1/2

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France and EU?
No, too much Airbus and BMWs to sell

>I just want people to die :(
This won't be too hard to achieve for the next 6 months

Absolute unit.

How many tests did italy do yesterday compared to Saturday?

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E grifter for boomers

Lombardy's new cases have been stabilizing at around 5k/day no?

at least he admits he was wrong, and so did Boris, some cunts insist on stupidity all the way down.

100,000 is the lowest estimate by the way.

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Righto Lads, I'll admit the CVG threads were getting a bit much so had a 3 day break but came back as I noticed Italy has gone stale. What's the go here? Have they officially stopped testing and counting now?
What have I missed.

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Can we talk about who niggers being guilty of crimes against humanity

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>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+0.56%) Germany (+0.61%) France (-0.26%) United Kingdom (+0.26%) Italy (-0.40%) Switzerland (+0.62%) Spain (-1.45%) Austria (-2.32%) Poland (-0.68%) Netherlands (+0.98%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (-0.10%) Greece (0.00%) Brazil (+0.59%) Japan (+1.11%) Hong Kong (-1.33%) China (-1.24%) Australia (+6.87%) Singapore (-4.25%) India (-4.23%) South Korea (-0.58%) Taiwan (-1.99%) South Africa (+1.73%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-4%) Tokyo (-12%) Beijing (-10%) Wuhan (-18%) New Delhi (-65%) Dubai (-23%) Moscow (-45%) Rome (-23%) Milan (-13%) Berlin (-20%) Munich (-12%) Brussels (-20%) Paris (-31%) Madrid (-11%) Barcelona (-19%) London (-27%) Johannesburg (-8%) Sao Paulo (-54%) Buenos Aires (-46%) New York (-50%) Washington (-40%) Miami (-21%) Toronto (-35%) Chicago (-8%) Houston (-21%) Mexico City (-46%) Los Angeles (-12%) Seattle (0%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (229m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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We're on track for 1 million Americans to be dead before the end of April if no one does anything about the virus. And no one is doing anything about the virus.

>trump basically admitted 100,000 in the US alone will die from Corona.
Literally less than fucking seasonal flu. HAPPENING CANCELED.

Rabbi Shalom Arush corona virus is for non Jews (Goyims)

youtube.com/watch?v=ksB99EzEKVo&feature=youtu.be

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A-anime name

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holohoax denier

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Personally, I love him. He's the perfect boomer Judas goat.

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Bill is the greatest anime character of this happening

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Boku no Pico

Podcaster, though the YouTube videos are something to behold. They used to have a weird cultish theme song
youtu.be/7alb2upuEvE

China is a top funder?

Idea guy

>cold

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And here is a James Comey tweet from yesterday where either him or someone else appears to be walking out of tunnel that looks like an entrance to a military mountain bunker?
2/2

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And 10m jobless

How we doing herdbros?

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>Lombardy's new cases have been stabilizing at around 5k/day no?
I think this is their testing max capacity.

yes i want the mask culture now let's hope countries follow Czech/Austria example

Sensible precaution desu.

are we fucked britbros?

>chancellor is a mask-weeb
>vice-chancellor is a happeningfag

when did my country become so B A S E D

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Is it fair to say that /cvg/ has had more impact in the world and on Yas Forums than /ptg/ has had in the entire last few years?

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yo what'd recommend this season?

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there seems to be a chance of (self-)reinfection.
some sources say up to 14% "risk" to get that if been infected previously

corona will stay for a long time i think, because it seems to be heat resistant (africa, SE asia infected) and the virus will peak differently in different countries, so it has time to get back to "cured" areas by travel from still infected places

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Based

we've reached max icu capacity.

from today on we will have to apply triage.

yeah, fairly accurate
tbf tho, /ptg/ will kill more people with their nothingburger bullshit

Triage is just a fancy way of saying
>old die young live

999 we all going to be fine

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It's just some tunnel under a street you fucking gaffer.

How the fuck he gets away with It,? From what i get he Is like a faggy looking Alex Jones

It seems the number of cases and deaths are already dropping. Is this it? Is happening over? And just when my city went into a lockdown, how anticlimatic.

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Buys the dip.

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lol at your "herd immunity" strategy.......

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>cvg is slowing

There's these cool things called underpasses, which you drive over. It's a tunnel under a road so people can walk to the other side of the road even if you are driving on the road Try walking sometime maybe?

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More and more people facing corona-chan locally

Royal blood, aka rhesus negative and CCR5-Δ32 deletion, have higher resistance or even immunity to HIV and SARS-CoV-2. Nephilim progeny be fine.

>FLATTEN THE CURVE!

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Sauce?

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>comparing corona chan to the flu which uses estimations for deaths, and is now over in season
ok, so you nothingburger faggots will shut up when they do a final estimate on deaths when this ends in the future, right?

See how they move the goalposts. The “worst case scenario” gets a little bit worse each time. They’re trying to ease the population into the new reality, same with the “lockdowns” started off as suggestions, banning the largest gatherings, now most states have started gradually increasing restrictions until we’re all full on “shelter in place.” During 1918-1920 the government narrative was always that “things really aren’t that bad!” Even though bodies were piling up on the damn streets faster than the trucks could haul them away

That's so funny that today social-democratic governments are more neoliberal than full-blown right-wing ones.

Based herd CHADS

for every year a human that dies to the chinese plague is missing from his expected life span we should charge the chinese a million usd

Send your boys to Germany, they have much more respirators than we do.

Wait, does that mean I’m a KANG for having O negative blood, besides being a universal donor Cuck?

No. We're an island. Once we've got this under control we can just insist visitors undergo quarantine, like we used to. Like New Zealand is doing already.
Borders are back, bitches. Nations are back.

It's gonna be like the fat bastard with a bag. It will come annually, but people (and their immune systems) will give less of a shit each year.

Ptg? That one about about making America Israel again? Or never building the wall?

youtube.com/watch?v=TPpoJGYlW54

Looks like VOX changed the title from "Why new diseases keep appearing in China" to "How wildlife trade is linked to coronavirus"

uhhhh...we do? i still don't know this clowns name even though its been on everyone of his dumbass posts the last 4 weeks. just another crazy person in my book...and apparently with too much of a platform

Yes, thought that's not saying much as /ptg/ never mattered in the grand scheme of things and only managed to flood Yas Forums with redditors

So this is the power of herd immunity.

Looks like someone else thinks it's a double double possibility.
>last week I fucked around and got a triple double.

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>Be American
>Still no actual quarantine.
>Still have most people expected to show up and be a wagey just to infect others and their families.
>Meanwhile Mr. Shekelstein loves his quadruple revenue if he owns a fast food chain or grocery store.
>Tons of people who don't understand basic science shouting to MAGA man on social media about wanting to go back to work.

We're fucked.

FUCK

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Statism >>> Liberalism

Hype is dead. Nothingburger.

Contagion

Crime? Oughta be a law against it.

stop posting this dumb shit. you've been doing it for days.

adrenochrome does wonders

The first thing that he says that it's not retarded

demonic 666 for corona

He just keeps getting away with it!

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I'd let her blow me. I also want to impregnate her.

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Mexico is seriously thinking about finishing the Wall

Italy should release their monthly estimate, I hope.
Government already said they didn't count people who died at home and asylums.

rivm.

1053 on icu when 1025 was the max.
With extreme measures we can reach 1600 icu beds but icu patients are coming faster than we can handle

I was told to guard this area.

Yeah. Trump may be a retard, but I don't think even he ever actually believed non-essential workers would go back by Easter. His wranglers probably had to repeat it to him many times, though.

Cause the flu gives no quarter

Can I have a coronavirus edit?

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But what about his ratings?

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Increase in average mortality is going to be the real measure going forward.

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>Borders are back, bitches. Nations are back.
And some. This is being replicated everywhere
dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/coronavirus-north-wales-police-set-17992374
archive.is/OXwi5

Cure already found, but NY not giving it to everyone affected. Many now fleeing to other states to get treatment so to avoid Cuomo's death panel that is mandatory placebo testing. Almost every death count over the past 3 days were from those not getting the drug. Nevada and Michigan working together to keep NY'ers from fleeing to their states.

WAIT A SECOND THERES A CURE IN JAPAN?

Hey essential work only till 30th April
Keep up