/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2727

► Detected: 735,834 (+13,474) ► Died: 34,847 (+881)

— 3.8 billion people put under lockdown —
— 202 countries and territories infected —
— 88% more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10 —
— 2,077 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
UK and Germany to issue "immunity certificates" based on antibody tests
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Christian pastor who said pandemic was 'mass hysteria' dies from the virus
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10% of Wuhan cases get reinfected after "recovery"
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14 year old in Portugal dies without previous conditions
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27 year old in Britain dies without previous conditions
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>RESEARCH
Up to 20% of younger adults end up hospitalized, says CDC
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Rapidly mutating
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Children die from corona, WHO confirms
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N95 masks can be reused if dry heated at 70 °C for 30 minutes
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23 year old football player dies in Iran
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>REMINDER
Most deaths go unreported, Italian mayor says
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China changes definitions 3 times in 8 days
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WHO says Italy testing too many people
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China treating patients with "traditional Chinese medicine"
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China biowarfare program might have gone wrong
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>LIVE
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>LATEST CASES
07:21: 195 new cases in Austria.
07:09: 100 new cases in Israel.
04:09: 287 new cases and 2 new deaths in Germany.
06:21: 151 new cases and 10 new deaths in Veneto, Italy.
06:02: 90 new cases and 2 new deaths in Japan.

>MORE
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POST YFW YOUR LUNGS ARE GETTING MELTED BY CORONACHAN!

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*clink clink*

Meow meow
Meow meow
Meow meow

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stimulus?

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give me the FUCKING hazmat and facemask transparent collage for photoshops

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Guys, stop scrolling for a second and read this please.
Have you ever seen one single amerimutt who died of Corona-chan? No. Never. No such thing. Corona-chan ravages Italy, people are dropping dead in Russia, China is a ghost country... But zero proven deaths in USA? There's a reason for that
They surely faked statistics to make it look like they have some infected and dead so it would not be so suspicious. It's a global biowar, lads. Led and engineered by mutts and their masters in Tel-Aviv.

Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.

Friendly reminder that 13 millions of innocent chinese people and 1 million of russian pigdogs already died from american bioweapon unleashed on enemies of Israel.

Friendly reminder to shoot your local amerimutts on sight for their crime against humanity. After this event is over, being american will become much worse than being german after WW2. Trump will be remembered for centuries as the worst mass murderer in human history.

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Based.

how the fuck does this shit keep spreading in Italy and Spain?
are people doing groceries every other day like retards?
stay the fuck home

>eugh

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Anarchy when?

I dont see any stimulus here.

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oops
we lost gary guys

Drawfag from last night, finished after breakfast this morning.

Hope this satisfied your request, random user!

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oh shi-

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>Dead: 34,780
lol, still only 34,780.
How many days has it been stuck at 34,780? Four days? Five days?

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NOT AGAIN GARY ROBONERBOT

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OH IRONY

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Extremely beautiful user. I'm not the requester, but thank you

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you okay Gary?

UK QUARANTINE LOCKDOWN CAN ENDURE DURING "SIX MONTHS"
>UK QUARANTINE LOCKDOWN CAN ENDURE DURING "SIX MONTHS"
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>UK QUARANTINE LOCKDOWN CAN ENDURE DURING "SIX MONTHS"
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>UK QUARANTINE LOCKDOWN CAN ENDURE DURING "SIX MONTHS"
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>UK QUARANTINE LOCKDOWN CAN ENDURE DURING "SIX MONTHS"
UK QUARANTINE LOCKDOWN CAN ENDURE DURING "SIX MONTHS"
>UK QUARANTINE LOCKDOWN CAN ENDURE DURING "SIX MONTHS"

>elconfidencial.com/mundo/europa/2020-03-30/el-confinamiento-por-coronavirus-en-reino-unido-podria-durar_2524423/

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Thanks Gary

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 142,793 (2,490) Italy 97,689 (10,779) Spain 85,195 (7,340) China 81,470 (3,304) Germany 62,435 (541) Iran 41,495 (2,757) France 40,174 (2,606) United Kingdom 19,522 (1,228) Switzerland 15,069 (312) Belgium 11,899 (513) Netherlands 10,866 (771) South Korea 9,661 (158) Turkey 9,217 (131) Austria 9,200 (108) Portugal 6,408 (140) Canada 6,320 (65) Norway 4,393 (31) Israel 4,347 (16) Brazil 4,316 (139) Australia 4,245 (18) Sweden 3,700 (110) Czech Republic 2,866 (17) Malaysia 2,626 (37) Ireland 2,615 (46) Denmark 2,555 (77) Chile 2,139 (7) Romania 1,952 (46) Luxembourg 1,950 (21) Ecuador 1,924 (58) Poland 1,905 (26) Japan 1,866 (54) Russia 1,836 (9) Pakistan 1,625 (20) Philippines 1,546 (78) Thailand 1,524 (9) Indonesia 1,414 (122) Finland 1,352 (13) Saudi Arabia 1,299 (8) South Africa 1,280 (2) Greece 1,156 (39) India 1,071 (29) Iceland 1,020 (2) Mexico 993 (20) Panama 989 (24) Dominican Republic 859 (39)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +333 (+6) Spain +5,085 (+537) China +31 (+4) Iran +3,186 (+117) Switzerland +240 (+12) Belgium +1,063 (+82) South Korea +78 (+6) Austria +412 (+22) Portugal +446 (+21) Norway +109 (+5) Israel +100 (+1) Brazil +60 (+3) Australia +82 (+1) Czech Republic +49 (+1) Malaysia +156 (+2) Denmark +160 (+5) Romania +137 (+3) Poland +43 (+4) Russia +302 (+1) Pakistan +28 (+6) Philippines +128 (+7) Thailand +136 (+2) Indonesia +129 (+8) Finland +112 (+2) India +47 (+2) Mexico +145 (+4) Serbia (+1) Morocco +37 (+1) Ukraine +5 (+1) Hungary +39 (+2) Lebanon +8 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +31 (+2) Taiwan +8 (+2) Jordan (+1) Albania +11 (+1) Bolivia +15 (+2) Mali +7 (+1) Niger +4 (+2) Slovenia +26 Croatia +2 Estonia +36 New Zealand +75 Bahrain +16 Lithuania +24 Armenia +58…

>FULL LISTS
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Gary.... NONONO NOT GARY

BUT STILL NO MASKS WHATS THE POINT

>best korea
>least prepared
lmao

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Marshall Law

Yeah because we are gonna be dirt poor and at war shortly.
>Nooo it's the easily curable coof
No our money is fucked, all our money fucked.

Is anyone else expeienceing unusual weather paterns? It was 20°C on Saturday and now it's snowing

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Am I the only one cringing at Americans and Anglos calling for a reckoning of China?

They spent 30 years smugly telling people that all they needed to do was plop down McDonalds to Liberalize them, got all their institutions subverted by the Chinese, and are now screaming well past the point of even horrison to declare war on the Chinese.

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Thought you were in your final gasps there Gary, don't scare us like that again bro.

you dun goofed Gary

So why do other world leaders besides Boris Johnson have a negative result for the virus, despite clearly being around people who tested positive? Does that mean this virus is a nothingburger? My enthusiasm for Coronachan has been taken down due to hear that Justin Trudeaus wife recovering from the virus and Justin himself doesn’t appear to have any symptoms.

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China seems to have won
Its containment measures have been effective , and its economy is strong .
China has won. It destroyed Europe and the United States. It is now a world leader. Soon everyone will be bowing to China.

Its condition is the best of all countries, its economy is not affected, its competitors are destroyed. This is a sure victory for our brothers over the Western faggots
i'm the proud successor of the Mongol greatness, as well as China. We are brothers in blood and spirit. Both we and they are heirs to the Mongol Empire. We have the same blood and the same history.
Russians and Chinese are brothers by blood and spirit. Ofcourse we will benefit from their total dominance over the world

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Well I did call 911 and ambulance told me to stay at home and wait it out
To call them again if it got worse

good night /cvg/

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>it kills off the elderly
>but spares the non-fat young
>iceland dominates the west in the aftermath

I just want a qt icelandic gf and go to the hot springs with her

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The program is having glitches.

Ok, a handful of facts. They might be useful for your survival, or maybe not.

- Chinese stats can be trusted, both on infected and dead.Quarantines are lifted (verificable), all new infections are getting intoduced from western european shitholes
- Italian numbers of dead can be trusted. Italian numbers of infected are grossly underestimated, tourists returning from Italy have % of infected well bove 1%, this means that in Italy their own population has also this above 1%. So there are at least 600 000 infected (optimistic number), more like millions. This is supported by the italian authorities themselves as they admit they don't test those with light or no symptomes. Italia at the moment is one big boiling can of virus. Chances that in Italia 100% of population will have had this decease are very high, but it is not that horrible as many can think.
- Same is true about Spain
- German numbers of infected likely can be trusted as their capacities are not overwhelmed. Their numbers of dead can't be trusted as they don't count anyone who already had other life treating problems
- Japanese numbers of infected can't be trusted, there are first hand evidences that they refuse to test anyone even with high temperature and fewer who isn't about to die or who don't develop coughing. Their numbers of dead might be correct or might be not.
- Corean and plague ship numbers likely can be trusted both on infected and dead
- American numbers should be more or less correct (at least relatively to the dynamics of infections growth) if we discard huge population of black ghetto dwellers and social outcasts living and dieing on the streets. These are groups forgotten by all.
- Latin countries and especially Italia got hit so hard because they are the centres of chinese tourism this time of year, unlke other countries.
- Other contries have so few infections yet because they were infected mostly not by chinese thourists but by their own tourists returning from Italy.

Any crisis is an opportunity. China took advantage of them better than others
1. China has effectively prepared for a new generation of biological warfare. We conducted exercises and showed the world a master class and inefficiency against China.
2. Conducted a census of the population. Quickly and efficiently.
3. Tightened the digital dictatorship. Control of social networks and all communications.
4. We created a system for quickly calculating all the social connections of the desired individual: who contacts them, who was traveling in the car, where they were, and who they communicated with.
5. All illegal immigrants were identified and many were expelled from the country.
6. Many foreigners were expelled in a soft regime. They themselves sought to evacuate. The rest were identified and brought under control.
7. We have worked out a mechanism for mass and abrupt blocking of the entire country.
8. They showed the world what China is capable of. Putting 1.5 billion people in full quarantine and putting masks on all of them is powerful, just like building a mega-hospital in a week.
9. The whole country has been taught how to maintain hygiene.
10. They passed a law prohibiting the use of wild animals for food, which is the norm for many provinces.
11. They showed the world how dependent it is on China
12. They froze production chains around the world, triggering a global crisis.
13. The use of drones and automated tracking devices is being massively introduced in the police and response services.
14. The creation of mass thermal imaging systems with automatic calculation of specified anomalies has been worked out.
15. The algorithms for working with face recognition cameras have been upgraded due to the fact that people wear masks.now, a person's gait is also taken into account in identity recognition.
16. Automatic product delivery systems are being created massively and quickly.

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The day America declares war on China is the day America loses the war, considering China probably fucking makes their weapons.

It happened yesterday; the plane was bound to Haneda Airport (Japan).

>flight medic, nurse, doctor, 3 flight crew, and a patient and the patient's companion were the passengers onboard; no survivors.

Maybe there was a sabotage.

Any conspiracy theory about this?

rappler.com/nation/256332-medical-evacuation-plane-crash-naia-march-29-2020

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17. The electronic concentration camp system has been developed.
18. Protests in Hong Kong have stopped and the influence of the Chinese government there has grown.
19. The main thing is that while the world continues to fall into a crisis funnel, China is already out of it and ready:
- buy up cheaper assets
- help financially weak States by increasing their global influence
- play on the decline in oil (already abandoned Russian contracts)
- create new alliances and alliances.
And everything that happens, after completion, will lead to the renewal of the world order.

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no picture available, since I take my Vitamin C + Zinc and you should do the same.

the Matrix just upgraded RAM to support all the units gets rebooted

THEY HAVE A FUCKING CURE
THOSE NIGGERS HAVE A CURE AND THEY ARE NOT SHARING

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best of luck user.
prednisolone should help if you have any, and expectorants

has corona chans *assets* grown at all?

>Cringing
They are telling us we are going to war, I'm happy they at least told us.
I'm sad because it's China and this is gonna be fucking lame.

Nah i cringed too. It was obvious for decades what China was doing and no one cared or i suppose they wanted china to subvert everything.

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Nice user, great talent there.

But it's morning

in times of crisis and upheaval, I'm glad gary is around to provide a sense of routine and normalcy.

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They would be fucked if coronavirus started in NK, note they say epidemic, not pandemic. But yeah, as long as it starts outside NK, they should be ok.

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+0.10%) Germany (-0.19%) France (-1.35%) United Kingdom (-0.59%) Italy (-0.97%) Switzerland (-0.33%) Spain (-1.87%) Austria (-2.32%) Poland (-1.02%) Netherlands (+0.18%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (-1.06%) Greece (0.00%) Brazil (+0.01%) Japan (+0.39%) Hong Kong (-1.76%) China (-1.43%) Australia (+6.36%) Singapore (-4.53%) India (-4.70%) South Korea (-0.58%) Taiwan (-2.32%) South Africa (+0.64%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-4%) Tokyo (-11%) Beijing (-5%) Wuhan (-21%) New Delhi (-65%) Dubai (-23%) Moscow (-45%) Rome (-23%) Milan (-13%) Berlin (-15%) Munich (-10%) Brussels (-19%) Paris (-29%) Madrid (-11%) Barcelona (-19%) London (-27%) Johannesburg (-8%) Sao Paulo (-54%) Buenos Aires (-46%) New York (-46%) Washington (-35%) Miami (-21%) Toronto (-35%) Chicago (-8%) Houston (-21%) Mexico City (0%) Los Angeles (0%) Seattle (0%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (229m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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>Stock futures in the US swung between gains and losses on Monday, bracing for another volatile week, as investors digest latest coronavirus updates and try to assess whether announced fiscal and monetary stimulus will be enough to offset the economic impact of the pandemic. The number of coronavirus cases in the US passed 140K and the death toll is approaching 2.5K. Dr. Anthony Fauci, a key member of the White House's coronavirus task force, told CNN the number of deaths in the country could reach 200K. President Donald Trump extended the national social distancing guidelines to April 30th, backing off his hopes that the US economy will reopen by Easter.

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Next update will be at 1 mil, just keep edging until then.

How and when was the prediction table made?

...

How come all the leaks from China come from Wuhan? If even half the leaks are true then other Chinese cities would surely be fucked too. Where are the leaks from Shanghai. Beijing and the rest? Truly farcical reported numbers outside of Hubei. Really makes you think.

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Nice tummy

Here
1/2

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This is pretty good

Friendly reminder that most Americans would go bankrupt just by thinking about going to the doctor.

Holy shit bro justo 3000 deaths, nothingburger confirmed

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Fucken glass those chink bastards already!

Racism is the true virus.

there's almost no infections outside of the wuhan. They managed to isolate and contol it.

>President keeps talking shit and being a nothingburger retard
>Says that only old people should stay home
>State governors openly criticize him, said they will not follow what he says and will keep the quarantines for everyone
We might be okay but not because of bolsonigger.

Why are you even surprised?
No firstworlder will die from this ever.
All reported deaths in UK and USA are fake news.

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Very nice.

How many days has it been 3000 deaths?

>shit ton of cases around where I live
>spend most of my time on cvg and with news streams blaring in my room anyway

Who else /despair/?

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>POST YFW YOUR LUNGS ARE GETTING MELTED BY CORONACHAN!

good fucking luck, Corona-chan

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>even horrison

CRINGE

sometime in january
I guess they just used a software like excel to fit a curve to the initial few points which represented data reported by ccp and then just simply extrapolated the result

With racism we wouldnt have had this issue. Helped us survive for millions of years.
its not great for most things, but in this situations yeah

(((They))) are not targeting China with that warmongering, they're targeting the regime in particular Xi. His successor has already been chosen

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2/2
Stay safe

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More likely he never had it but had to stay away for the plebes for 1 week. Now everyone will stay away from him. He will die eventually and my liver will hate me that day.

Post the mask guide for plebs.

ZOMBIE VIRUS CONFIRMED
>ZOMBIE VIRUS CONFIRMED

tribune.com.pk/story/2186400/9-man-quarantined-covid-19-runs-naked-bites-woman-death/?amp=1

>ZOMBIE VIRUS CONFIRMED
ZOMBIE VIRUS CONFIRMED

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What's your opinion regarding women's behaviour during this pandemic, /cvg/? I'm only in contact with older women (40-60), so they don't whore around like the younger ones, but I find it incredible, funny and kinda cute that these older women turned into scared puppies who set expectations of "answer for the problems" on any male they see. Most are on the verge of tears, and that's just the effect from them watching the news
Anyway, thanks to Corona-chan I learned a new fact regarding women which some Yas Forumsacks had answered me many times but I didn't truly believe/understand

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Holy shit the GRU is such cope. We know you guys are responsible for this shit.

Russia and China must unite to make Korea United again under the leadership of the wise leader Comrade Kim, then end the war with Japan, and then subjugate the entire world. China and Russia are brothers.
Long life to the Asian race!

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2 days. but its testing capacity more than anything i think

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>its not great for most things

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>Chinese stats can be trusted
You lost your argument right there.

Will Spain surpass Italy?

corona cases in my state have been slowing down daily for the last week, despite having 30+ of them come in from a cruise ship. the rest of the country looks like it's doing the same. We haven't gone into total lockdown, I'm still at work every day.

can somebody please explain why I bought all this rice

>Infected:735,834
>Dead:34,847
>OMG THIS IT! THE END IS NIGH!!!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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Made for BEC (Big Elven Cock)

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Kek I wish, people still aren't taking it seriously, so they'll all die.

twitter.com/jorisbohnson/status/1244548286578597888

youtube.com/watch?v=U9X-VRaPHA8

Charlie will remain infectious for a week or two and spread it aroun like a eugenicist.

OK, thanks for clearing that up. Amazing that they managed to do that after all the travelling for Chinese new year. The virus was around since December and they didn't lockdown until the end of January. Well done China. Amazing. Almost unbelievable.

And bolo de milho appears to want to force the country to obey his nothingburgery, which will result in one of the 3 things
1) Coup
2) Secession revolution(s) like the ones in times of the Empire
3) Impeachment, if the Senate is quick enough

le orange woman good

Who cares, India will surpass both in two weeks. The question is, will India surpass the USA?

Our leaders made an amendment with a "past" (read immediate, with no time to be implemented) enforcement to a "future" (not yet finished) bill, just not to have to go to Sejm to vote(cause by constitution they have to be there). what else would you want?

>can somebody please explain why I bought all this rice

Anglos are fucking retards. News at 11.

The younger women in USA are making themselves the official enforcers/public shamers of people who don’t follow the social distancing guidelines. If you dare to go to a party or the beach, you’re gonna get derided and talked down to by a bunch of indignant becky’s.

Based

>1) Coup
>2) Secession revolution(s) like the ones in times of the Empire
Both doubtful.
>3) Impeachment, if the Senate is quick enough
This we can hope for but it takes forever.

Great job user! You're makeing something else now?

>can somebody please explain why I bought all this rice
For when it gets worse.

based

He knows that to save the world he must put an end to the Windsor menace. So he'll give Corona-chan to them all.

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China will become the new world leader after the pandemic
The US is becoming more fragile, and apprars to be in a panic. They are not cracking down on rowdy citizens who are purposefully spreading the disease. They are becoming weaker, and with a new election on the horizon, even more divided. The world isn't looking to the US for answers, they are looking to China.

The US days of being the worlds top superpower is numbered.

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>its not great for most things
Name one of those things.

In what regard?

It's just early Polish spring. that shit happens. I'll be happy if it won't be snowing in summer. If it's not snowing in Winter it sometimes does in Summer .

Best chart? Best chart

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Infect the Queen to take the Throne.

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Trump literally just extend stay at home guidelines to April 30th. The happening is just starting still.

we live in a society

I fucking hope not, I put all my mentality into a ruined post-pandemic reality. If we make it through this I’ll be mentally fried

Not sure completely but it looks like this guy here was released from hospital to loved ones without having to take a negative test and just has no symptoms now. Anyone have a twitter that could ask him a bit more?

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You don't have any facts supporting it except your own prejudice. I suggest you to living in a bubble of the fake superiority constructed aroud you by your masters to hide their own incompetence. (((they))) are already in panic when they see what CHina is able to do, they hear their own funeral march.

The Krabby Patty secret formula.

heh, nothing personal kid

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It's 2 PM user don't fuck your sleep schedule please

fuck off chang

i counted 3 masks

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> heh

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I feel like it got ceazier than it was. I remember snowy Easter, but than the whole month was cold

YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE
- Earth-chan

GUISE GUISE
cnbc.com/2020/03/30/israels-benjamin-netanyahu-to-go-into-quarantine-after-aide-tests-positive.html

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That is not unusual at this time of year

oops, was meant for the prince twitter screencap

Facts are facts. Cities are open, the fun on the streets of the Wuhan couldn't be seen anywhare outside the Wuhan itself. This is what is called "competence". it's nornal, unlike the things you got in Italy.

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At least it's less people than India mate

NETHERLANDS UPDATE
PATIENTS +884 (TOTAL 11750) (YESTERDAY +1104)
DEATHS +93 (TOTAL 864) (YESTERDAY +132)

NETHERLANDS UPDATE
PATIENTS +884 (TOTAL 11750) (YESTERDAY +1104)
DEATHS +93 (TOTAL 864) (YESTERDAY +132)

NETHERLANDS UPDATE
PATIENTS +884 (TOTAL 11750) (YESTERDAY +1104)
DEATHS +93 (TOTAL 864) (YESTERDAY +132)

Bolivia, Mexico, India, Indonesia, and Philippines are the bottom 5 in tests per 100k population.

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/cvg/ utterly and comprehensively BTFO

twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1244601796116525056?s=20

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same here

Natsoc germany women's behaviour shift all over again

ohnonononNONONONO

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How does that work?

Why was there such a sharp decline in the number of new cases and deaths yesterday in the US?

whahahahahahahahahahah

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I may be calling it snow but I mean the fucking ice that is falling from the sky during summer, not normal snow. I live more up north, to the sea, and it's regular enough that I expect it.

Why do faggots keep posting this white nigger?

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imagine wanting to be ruled by this

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Sunday

youtube.com/watch?v=dp8PhLsUcFE

youtube.com/watch?v=dp8PhLsUcFE

youtube.com/watch?v=dp8PhLsUcFE

The joker is way better then the Ace of spades

Based Iceland is gonna be fine af

The eternal fucking boomer is turning insane

Hasn't that China shack collapsed again already?