/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2726

► Detected: 735,211 (+12,851) ► Died: 34,808 (+842)

— 3.8 billion people put under lockdown —
— 202 countries and territories infected —
— 88% more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10 —
— 2,077 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
UK and Germany to issue "immunity certificates" based on antibody tests
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30 year old nurse in Belgium dies with no preexisting conditions
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Netherlands recalls 600,000 Chinese masks from hospitals for being defective
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27 year old in Britain dies without previous conditions
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Under 1 year old in the US dies to COVID
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>RESEARCH
r0 between 6.11 and 8.18, higher than expected
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Two major strains, different binding surfaces
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Patient tests negative four times, was infected
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South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
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Med shocked, lungs of young patients filled with blood
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>REMINDER
Infected in Sudan only discovered post-mortem
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Corona wipes $5 trillion off world stocks
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China burning bodies without testing or registration
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WHO says Italy testing too many people
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China "suspected" deaths outnumber "confirmed" 6 to 1
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>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
07:21: 195 new cases in Austria.
07:09: 100 new cases in Israel.
04:09: 287 new cases and 2 new deaths in Germany.
06:21: 151 new cases and 10 new deaths in Veneto, Italy.
06:02: 90 new cases and 2 new deaths in Japan.

>MORE
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Only 2% of patients had 0 patologies

Yas Forums BTFO

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Godspeed Coroan chan!

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First?

So why did he cuck on reopening the country?

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>Dead: 34,780
lol, still only 34,780.
How many days has it been stuck at 34,780? Four days? Five days?

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#EMPTYHOSPITALS

Marshall Law

>35K dead

What's taking so long?

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What’s the news from India? How big is the new cluster?

HAHAHAHAHA Yas Forums BTFO XDDDDD KEK HAHA POL POL POL BTFO BTFO XDD XD XD XD KEK KEK ROFL! XDDDDD KEK LOL POGGERS POGCHAMP LOLLLLL KEK XDDDD /POL BTFO POL POL POL

It just keeps going up and now Trump is saying keeping deaths below 200,000 is a good job. Goodbye America

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Greetings from Soviet Russia.

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Nigger

Let's maximize our chance of survival bros

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Only 2% of population has no patologies

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Do you think today is going to be a day of increase, or are we already flattening the curve?

the real numbers

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>more threads than US deaths
Nothingburger confirmed.

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ONLY GOD WILL SAVE US

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Wuhan Coronavirus > Clown World

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Johnson and Johnson have identified a lead candidate for the corona vaccine. Will start clinical trials. Its over happeningfags.

They said vaccine by 2021 so its all good now.

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Bamboo massage full power. All zoomers getting rekted by police with bamboo sticks

Remember to hug everyone, keep your hands dirty, and lick every toilet seat you come across to dab on schizo happooners.

Show them all what a great big hoax this is.

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comfy

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the absolute state of america

What percentage of the population over 40 has 0 pathologies?

>Sorry sir I can't let you through without your haz-
*noclips*

Oh.... My..... GOD
IS IT..... HAPPOOONIIIING BROTHER? ID IT HAPPENIIIING??!!?! WE ALL GON DIE?????

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 142,793 (2,490) Italy 97,689 (10,779) Spain 85,195 (7,340) China 81,470 (3,304) Germany 62,435 (541) Iran 41,495 (2,757) France 40,174 (2,606) United Kingdom 19,522 (1,228) Switzerland 15,069 (312) Belgium 11,899 (513) Netherlands 10,866 (771) South Korea 9,661 (158) Turkey 9,217 (131) Austria 9,200 (108) Canada 6,320 (65) Portugal 5,962 (119) Israel 4,347 (16) Norway 4,313 (29) Brazil 4,256 (136) Australia 4,245 (18) Sweden 3,700 (110) Czech Republic 2,866 (17) Malaysia 2,626 (37) Ireland 2,615 (46) Denmark 2,555 (72) Chile 2,139 (7) Romania 1,952 (44) Luxembourg 1,950 (21) Ecuador 1,924 (58) Poland 1,905 (26) Japan 1,866 (54) Russia 1,836 (9) Pakistan 1,625 (18) Philippines 1,546 (78) Thailand 1,524 (9) Indonesia 1,414 (122) Finland 1,343 (11) Saudi Arabia 1,299 (8) South Africa 1,280 (2) Greece 1,156 (39) India 1,071 (29) Iceland 1,020 (2) Mexico 993 (20) Panama 989 (24) Dominican Republic 859 (39)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +333 (+6) Spain +5,085 (+537) China +31 (+4) Iran +3,186 (+117) Switzerland +240 (+12) Belgium +1,063 (+82) South Korea +78 (+6) Austria +412 (+22) Israel +100 (+1) Norway +29 (+3) Australia +82 (+1) Czech Republic +49 (+1) Malaysia +156 (+2) Romania +137 (+1) Poland +43 (+4) Russia +302 (+1) Pakistan +28 (+4) Philippines +128 (+7) Thailand +136 (+2) Indonesia +129 (+8) India +47 (+2) Mexico +145 (+4) Serbia (+1) Morocco +37 (+1) Ukraine +5 (+1) Hungary +39 (+2) Lebanon +8 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +31 (+2) Taiwan +8 (+2) Jordan (+1) Albania +11 (+1) Mali +7 (+1) Niger +4 (+2) Denmark +160 Finland +103 Slovenia +26 Croatia +2 Estonia +36 New Zealand +75 Bahrain +16 Lithuania +24 Armenia +58 Latvia +29 Bulgaria +8 Slovakia +22…

>FULL LISTS
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SPAIN RESUME
85,195 CASES (+6,400), 7,340 DEATHS (+812)
>85,195 CASES (+6,400), 7,340 DEATHS (+812)
85,195 CASES (+6,400), 7,340 DEATHS (+812)
>85,195 CASES (+6,400), 7,340 DEATHS (+812)
85,195 CASES (+6,400), 7,340 DEATHS (+812)
>85,195 CASES (+6,400), 7,340 DEATHS (+812)
85,195 CASES (+6,400), 7,340 DEATHS (+812)
>85,195 CASES (+6,400), 7,340 DEATHS (+812)
85,195 CASES (+6,400), 7,340 DEATHS (+812)
>85,195 CASES (+6,400), 7,340 DEATHS (+812)
85,195 CASES (+6,400), 7,340 DEATHS (+812)
>85,195 CASES (+6,400), 7,340 DEATHS (+812)
85,195 CASES (+6,400), 7,340 DEATHS (+812)
>85,195 CASES (+6,400), 7,340 DEATHS (+812)

I told you guys it was gonna be 85,000, I told you!
Get ready for the 100,000 cases the 1st of April! IT'S HAPPENING

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Anyone else waking up at random times in the morning, like 3 am or so?
I can't sleep, I'm scared

Either way it's gonna screw us all

at least a million chinksects dead, and tens of millions of invalids too!

My mother had to get some treatment at the local hospital yesterday here in Charleston, SC and she asked the nurse how busy the emergency room was and the nurses said it’s empty...so we’re in the middle of a pandemic and the emergency room is empty!

That's a big filter

Hui sosi pizdoi tryasi

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Femine powa

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jew thread

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The /cvg/ thread number test kits aren't working, they're giving off false positives.

ikr. how will we ever be able to compete with FRENCH BVLLS

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you finally make this on the day US deaths will overtake us

> sPain

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>1836 confirmed in Russia
>3 in my city
>i dont want to die

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Flattening in some parts of Europe. No way in other places like USA or India

>1st of April
Wouldn't it be funny if China suddenly comes clean and says "Yeah millions of people died in just 3 months"

then they go "april fools"

Very based. Let's hope it won't come back

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How long until we'll live like this?

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whahahaha

FEMINAZIS BTFO

S

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There are zero NYC Hospitals being reported on the ground, jammed with patients overflowing ER's, 7 broken Ambulances recently reported sitting together with no attempts to repair, makeshift tents for morgues completely empty!

>no fever, hardly a cough, but have a hard time breathing
>24, 5' 6.5", at 254lbs
What's it look like for me? Is it just going to get worse?

>path along a river, walks a few steps away every mile
what does that mean?

wonder if someone can make a well-done Corona edit for this

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should i go ride my bike today Yas Forums?

Black guys who love to fuck and fuck good

If you’re a hot black guy and you want to fuck me at 2369.

If you want to move in you can move in but you gotta fuck me.

Uh, I need to be fucked a lot man.

Free food, free rent and everything else man here’s the deal man.

Men from jail, homeless… or um, you’re a thug… wanna come….

Move in, your friend can move in too, man, free rent, you get a lease and a key FUCK ME.

Piss on me, beat me, hoe a man out.

Austria press conference recap
>Kurz
it's our job to be honest not to lull you into security with lies
there are still many "experts" downplaying the issue
many people will die
it's the calm before the storm,look to italy to see how bad this storm can get
lockdown remains in place
3 new steps
1)more protection
2)more policing
3)WE ARE FOCUSING THE WEARING OF MASKS
Masks don't protect you,but save others from you
this is NOT to replace distancing but IN ADDITION to it
Grocery stores will distribute them
once they hand them out it is REQUIRED to wear them while shopping
IT'S IMPORTANT TO WEAR THEM AT ALL TIME IF OUTSIDE
hard weeks ahead of us

>ViceChancellor
r0 still too high
it's better here but only because we are early into it and proactive
Wear your masks to protect people
IT IS NOT ABOUT YOU FEELING HEALTHY,IT'S ABOUT PROTECTING OTHERS
most people think they won't die,but they could
"THIS IS NOT THE FUCKING FLU JUST LOOK AT THE r0"
"don't be idiotic, take it serious"

>minister of health
we can't prevent it
we can only slow it
lockdown is STARTING to work, not enough
doubling 3weeks ago 2.5days,now 5.9,goal is 14 days
masks aren't part of our culture yet but they'll have to become one
more protection for risk groups with more guidelines(update this week)
regulations for grocery stores(limit for how many people can enter,mandatory distance at checkouts)
hotels closed due to ChinkAIDS
more testing highest priority,lack of reagents is bottleneck

>Internal affairs
if you don't follow the rules,you are killing people
if we reach 2k/day we'll reach capacity
2046 fines issued so far
some retard threw a party,THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR THAT

>REMINDER THAT ISRAEL URGED US TO PROTECT OURSELVES AND NOT MUTTLAND
salzburg24.at/news/oesterreich/coronavirus-sebastian-kurz-raeumt-unterschaetzung-ein-85403428

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+0.04%) Germany (-0.13%) France (-1.34%) United Kingdom (-0.56%) Italy (-0.88%) Switzerland (-0.48%) Spain (-1.33%) Austria (-2.32%) Poland (-1.46%) Netherlands (+0.08%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (-0.88%) Greece (0.00%) Brazil (-5.68%) Japan (+0.15%) Hong Kong (-1.83%) China (-1.45%) Australia (+6.20%) Singapore (-4.60%) India (-4.74%) South Korea (-0.58%) Taiwan (-2.31%) South Africa (+0.63%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-4%) Tokyo (-9%) Beijing (-14%) Wuhan (-41%) New Delhi (-53%) Dubai (-23%) Moscow (-47%) Rome (-22%) Milan (-13%) Berlin (-15%) Munich (-9%) Brussels (-20%) Paris (-28%) Madrid (-12%) Barcelona (-19%) London (-25%) Johannesburg (-8%) Sao Paulo (-54%) Buenos Aires (-46%) New York (-4%) Washington (-18%) Miami (-21%) Toronto (-20%) Chicago (-8%) Houston (-2%) Mexico City (0%) Los Angeles (0%) Seattle (0%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (229m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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SPANISH "EXPERT" IN PANDEMICS, FERNANDO SIMÓN, WHO WAS IN CHAR OF TELLING THE POPULATION ABOUT THE CORONAVIRUS... POSITIVE OF CORONAVIRUS
>SPANISH "EXPERT" IN PANDEMICS, FERNANDO SIMÓN, WHO WAS IN CHAR OF TELLING THE POPULATION ABOUT THE CORONAVIRUS... POSITIVE OF CORONAVIRUS
SPANISH "EXPERT" IN PANDEMICS, FERNANDO SIMÓN, WHO WAS IN CHAR OF TELLING THE POPULATION ABOUT THE CORONAVIRUS... POSITIVE OF CORONAVIRUS
>SPANISH "EXPERT" IN PANDEMICS, FERNANDO SIMÓN, WHO WAS IN CHAR OF TELLING THE POPULATION ABOUT THE CORONAVIRUS... POSITIVE OF CORONAVIRUS
SPANISH "EXPERT" IN PANDEMICS, FERNANDO SIMÓN, WHO WAS IN CHAR OF TELLING THE POPULATION ABOUT THE CORONAVIRUS... POSITIVE OF CORONAVIRUS

>abc.es/sociedad/abci-fernando-simon-positivo-coronavirus-primera-prueba-202003301021_noticia.html

OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONO WASH YOUR HANDS NOW! TELL YOUR KID TO GO TO THE 8-M NOW!

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Love how OP filled the OP with
>dude young people can die too
But that's 80% of cases he found of young people dying from this.

How much longer will you guys push this >YOURE NOT SAFE EVEN IF YOURE 20
stuff when you can just look at the official stats and see that 99% of the dead are over 50?

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What's the youngest burger death?

youtube.com/watch?v=Hhc_Xgz0-rc

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There was that march a little while back right?
How many of them are dead now?

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hahahahaha

SHOULD I GO TO WORK TODAY
OR
SAY FUCK THAT SHIT ??????

>duhhhhhhhh why isnt every single hosital in the country full at the same time right now?
if your random small city hospital was slammed with coronachan we would be in the end point of the total collapse stage you fucking retard

No the opposite would be funny. It was literally just the flu all along.

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Only fascism can save you

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would be if they were the ones dying, but my theory is that all the wine aunts who went there work on old people residences, and spreaded the virus to the old people making them die. It's not funny because the feminazis are going to survive but the old innocent people don't.

gimmie 10 minutes

Newborn

Same thing happened here. Feminism Is a cancer

For you

theguardian.com/music/2020/mar/29/john-prine-coronavirus-symptoms-critical

Stay at home guidelines extended to April 30th so you are staying at home fren.

Can't wait for USA to show all that fat, greasy #1 privilege on death toll.

Not enough, the ones dying is mostly old people in geriatrics.

LMAO @ that stupid nigger

HOW CAN HE SLAP?

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cmon Corona the world needs a culling. pick up the speed girl!

This is gonna be extremely damaging to the economy.

Can't stop won't stop!
Hopefully we'll start seeing death numbers like that soon over here for major cities. They done goofed like Madrid doing absolutely nothing until it was too late.

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yeah i know

still funny to see feminazis getting wrecked

they're fucking scum

Already on it boss

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Sour grapes.

>99% of the dead are over 50?
One word, two syllables: ventilator rationing.

I know it may be difficult for some to not post like an autistic child, but if you try hard, you might be able to write your post like a normal person.

Not all hospitals are treating corona cases. Those showing symptoms are redirected to specific hospitals.

Gee, and we usually try to do everything exactly like the Israelis, don''t we?

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SPECIAL DELIVERY FOR SPAWN OF NURGLE
>SPECIAL DELIVERY FOR SPAWN OF NURGLE
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youtu.be/BSWYSww-RlY

>735796 infected
>34839 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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it reminds me of metro 2033 games

Have 10 of a2b2e2p3d, 10 p3d and ordered 15 more a2b2e2k2p3d. All of them have HEPA P3D.
Also have bunch of gp7k, they also have p3d.
Im glad that filter production and distribution still not shut down

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at some point we need to realize that we're all gonna get this virus. brazil has the right idea. there is no stopping what is coming

>why u do this injustice to poor pajeet D:

mossad took your tests

curve is starting to flatten a bit
happening over

Any evidence? Because it would be very convenient for these genocidal health authorities to get infected themselves

Good work. The worst is not over yet but let's all do our part to survive.

Okay so I've been reading about this hydroxcloroquine shit and how some people in the other threads are shilling "happening over" but this is a treatment, not a cure or vaccine, correct?
Hypothetically a person can get infected again after treatment someone correct me if I'm wrong. So this is great in the fight against it but unless they can destroy the virus completely its still not over yet. Touting it as the end to the happening is just plain wrong.

You're a big spender!

Yeah, until those hospitals are overwhelmed and then they have to treat the overflow patients.

>thousands dying in the streets
>focused on political bickering
>calling someone else a jew
methinks thou doth protest too much

Now show IC faggot

Fucking kek, hope he drowns in his lungs like the people he forsaked.

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How is your ass? Got beaten up already?

So we're literally sending test kits to Israel while Americans die and go untested. Confirmed.

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THIS IS FO REAL YALL

I love that my gubmint actually does something, now I can lie back and enjoy the world burn outside my country

I dont know, ask your friends in moscow who got swatted.

For you

>his nation wasn't redpilled by the jews about the dangers of corona
>mine was
feels good

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Jerome will have to print extra hard to keep it going up.

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Calm before the storm.

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habbening cancelled!!!

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>7 broken Ambulances recently reported sitting together with no attempts to repair
EMTs are literally SABOTAGING their own gear to not be forced to work and get infected. This is the beginning signs of revolt. I commend them. Die, sick Jew Yorkers!

yes, that's the point. what i think they don't want people to know is there is no cure for this

Goyim were born to serve Jews, senpai

The numbers in Spain are bullshit, a friend's mother is in the hospital and tested positive. The other 3 members in the family are showing sympthoms and have for weeks and haven't been tested, not even now that they have been confirmed to be in contact with a positive case. The infected numbers are so skewed nobody should be even paying attention to them

>have a hard time breathing
seek help, otherwise you might die before the ventilator

youtube.com/watch?v=OiYjTb3opAA

EARTH!
FIRE!
WIND!
WATER!
HEART!

GO Yas Forums!

BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM CORONA-CHAN!

CORONA-CHAN, SHE'S OUR HERO,
GONNA TAKE POLLUTION DOWN TO ZERO,
SHE'S OUR POWERS MAGNIFIED,
AND SHE'S FIGHTING ON THE PLANET'S SIDE

CORONA-CHAN, SHE'S OUR HERO,
GONNA TAKE POLLUTION DOWN TO ZERO,
GONNA HELP HER PUT ASUNDER,
JEWS WHO LIKE TO LOOT AND PLUNDER

"YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS CORONA-CHAN!"

(CHANTING)
WE'RE THE Yas Forums TARDS
YOU CAN BE ONE TOO!
'CAUSE SAVING OUR PLANET IS THE THING TO DO,
LOOTING AND POLLUTING IS NOT THE WAY,
HEAR WHAT CORONA-CHAN HAS TO SAY:

"THE POWER IS YOURS!!"

No gp-5 and filters full of asbestos?

What time do we get peak number increases? Does Corona take a break on Monday?

He was double tested and got positive. He stepped down from reading the daily numbers since today.

>send thoughts and prayers to american patients
>send tests and equipment to israel
kek

how so, nigger?

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SUPERPOWER
>guy throws the stick near the end of the video
exploded

twitter.com/jorisbohnson/status/1244548286578597888

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Ok so, if asymptomatic people can spread this how exactly are they doing that?

me:
Can you faggots stop changing the thread each five minutes? I can't type that fast. I can't read, then think, then type, then cross-reference/link then spell-check that fast. And google is getting more obnoxious with each succeeding captcha.

I think we actually sold them for penny-shekels like the golems we are.

shitposting niggerfaggot read up on american prohibition and see how this is all going to go if that really ever happened

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>youtube.com/watch?v=9zawUPKSWT0

HAHAHA

China lied, people died.

Rate my COVID protection gear, user.

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I love it.

>Marshall Law
Don't worry, it'll come to you as well, you illiterate cunt.

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Ok, a handful of facts. They might be useful for your survival, or maybe not.

- Chinese stats can be trusted, both on infected and dead.Quarantines are lifted (verificable), all new infections are getting intoduced from western european shitholes
- Italian numbers of dead can be trusted. Italian numbers of infected are grossly underestimated, tourists returning from Italy have % of infected well bove 1%, this means that in Italy their own population has also this above 1%. So there are at least 600 000 infected (optimistic number), more like millions. This is supported by the italian authorities themselves as they admit they don't test those with light or no symptomes. Italia at the moment is one big boiling can of virus. Chances that in Italia 100% of population will have had this decease are very high, but it is not that horrible as many can think.
- Same is true about Spain
- German numbers of infected likely can be trusted as their capacities are not overwhelmed. Their numbers of dead can't be trusted as they don't count anyone who already had other life treating problems
- Japanese numbers of infected can't be trusted, there are first hand evidences that they refuse to test anyone even with high temperature and fewer who isn't about to die or who don't develop coughing. Their numbers of dead might be correct or might be not.
- Corean and plague ship numbers likely can be trusted both on infected and dead
- American numbers should be more or less correct (at least relatively to the dynamics of infections growth) if we discard huge population of black ghetto dwellers and social outcasts living and dieing on the streets. These are groups forgotten by all.
- Latin countries and especially Italia got hit so hard because they are the centres of chinese tourism this time of year, unlke other countries.
- Other contries have so few infections yet because they were infected mostly not by chinese thourists but by their own tourists returning from Italy.

>Soviet Russia
I KNEW Putin was taking was taking things back in that direction!

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Filter probably has asbestos
Clothes are COTTON

Not gonna make it blyat.

Nah, im not crazy to buy this shit. gp7k in plastic/metal boxes maded in 2010-2015 dont have this shit.

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> triples get WITNESSED

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I wonder if actual decline or test capacity/willingness reached.
Governments are more concerned now in avoiding panic than keep testing.

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Based i grazie per L'informazione fratello, do you believe Conte will extend the quarantine in your humble opinion?

Grazie Mille

Christcucks should be banned from practicing extremely important jobs like those of medicine, fucking low IQ retards

I did, but they just told me to stay and hope and ride it out unless it gets worse

this cope is getting out of hand

here's some actual real numbers

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TODD STARNES REPORTING FROM NYC SHOWING HOW THE HOSPITALS ARE DEAD, "THE WARZONE" IS EMPTY

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She has space at her house and wants a straight male because the other housemates are either not straight or not male?

based, checked and truthpilled

If you are being tracked, it's an attempt to misdirect the tracker.

Based meme desu.