Brit/pol/: cool dolphin bro edition

>Coronavirus in UK: How many confirmed cases are there in your area?
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51768274

>Coronavirus: Boris Johnson reveals 20,000 ex-NHS staff have returned to help fight COVID-19
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-govt-says-lockdown-depends-on-behaviour-but-expert-says-it-should-last-til-june-11965226

>Coronavirus live news: UK warned of six-month lockdown as New York state passes 1,000 deaths
theguardian.com/world/live/2020/mar/30/coronavirus-live-news-us-deaths-could-reach-200000-uk-warned-six-month-lockdown-covid-19-latest-updates

>Normal UK life may not return for 6 months
ft.com/content/58c7cfb8-dac6-484a-ad5a-1997d6372b67

>Coronavirus scare prompts racist attacks on 'Chinese-looking' Indians
straitstimes.com/asia/south-asia/coronavirus-scare-prompts-racist-attacks-on-chinese-looking-indians

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First for are Mozza
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All hail are en ache hess. Long live glorious PE instructor.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROLF HARRIS

Hi tweeple. Whats your flavour of outrage today?
>The NHS
>The economy
>Staying in (WHAAAA I only get to go out once)
>Boomers
>Clapping for care workers ( days old but still crying )
>Social distancing
>Queueing to get into a shop

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just sick of spastics tbph

i read a comment on cif that got me a bit worked up

/cvg/ predicted this

people having parties... how dare they have fun.

/cvg/4pm

Keep reading comments on youtube videos. Less than a week in and the entire youth is going schizo cause they cant go outside. Blaming the government and seething they cant enjoy their time off.

Cant imagine their reaction when they are told it'll be longer than 3 weeks.

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I don't get why you're so emotional lad.

you're an absolute pussy

i am?

Would you let a homeless sex worker stay with you?
She would let you fuck her sloppy used pussy.
She will play video games with you though.

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youtube.com/watch?v=HeTUP6Rb8ww

Zoomers that comment on YT don't normally leave the house and now they're outraged LOL

Are we getting the hydrochloroquine cure or not? Or will it just be other countries?

I miss old non nonce Rolf. I remember his cartoon club when he would show you how to do simple animation with notebooks.

2 looks pretty saucy

So we're not getting free money for everyone right? I'm still gonna have to save my autismbux for a new computer?

Bloody outraged.

any port in a storm

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>stop shaming me for being a outrage social media style spastic.
LMFAO

Clearly.

The fucking state of our slags.
At least American and European sex workers are usually worth paying for.
I wouldn't have sex with those ones if they paid me.

>In 2016 the Home Affairs Select Committee conducted its first ever enquiry into the sex industry.[27] Evidence submitted to the enquiry indicated that Britain had approximately 70,000 prostitutes who earned an average of £2,000 a week.
these whores make more money than GPs

>I wouldn't have sex with those ones if they paid me.
lies

naa

Can you see what kind of nonce it is yet? hurr huhh a hyhh huhh

Why are anglos so cucked

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AIDS niggers today t b q h w y

>STRRIPER
Fucking kek

>Bloody outraged.
Welcome to the outraged heard brother.

Mate, have some standards. Not a single one of those four are even decent looking.

why is owen wearing hiviz?

You'd think they'd be able to work for a bed

>Posts that didn't age well at all.

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BLOODY OUTRAGE

To signify he's been pozzed in his neghole.

Yeah mate, not everyone is getting borisbux

outraged m8, gonna go post in the mail comments to let the pm know.

why is he such a pompous miserable whiny cunt?

lads i'm not really feeling outraged about anything atm, help us out

Just so you know.

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fuck these universal credit cunts i need a fukin response i am BLOODY OUTRAGED

the "big issue pleeese" ladies have all vanished, you could be angry about that?

will wait for full release, dont want to spoil the experience for myself

You need more guardian, daily mail and twitter in your life lad.

You have the patience of a God.

>ladies
big issue guy here is a genuine cat weasel

>heard
lmao what an 80IQ brown skin you are

playing with toys outrages me

Bannerlord? No way bro.
For me? It's Return of Reckoning, the Warhammer MMORPG.

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It's trash.

COVID BTFO ETERNALLY
>twitter.com/hemantmehta/status/1244344119545208834

Are you outraged by any chance mate?

>76% downloaded

OH THE OUTRAGE!

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Looks to be mostly zoomers who go outside in full black trackies and hang around outside pubs and shops like flies who are fuming.

There is this one boomer that keeps popping up on BBC update vids who is trying to tell everyone its a psyop as well and "its just like 1984 innit"

'Tell us something your mum doesn't know UK edition '
youtube.com/watch?v=6DZO0MB2Tt4&t=352s

get a life you fat prick

fucking fuming ngl

Over the next 5 years In the UK at least the realization that it's over will begin to cripple the indigenous population and I imagine the "fast collapse" phase after the "slow decline" will begin as the reality of the Office of National Statistics demographic data begins to filter down to the masses post 2021 as they realize the native collapse at 1-2% per YEAR.

For example by 2030 ~50% of all newborns, 45% of school children , 30% of the electorate and 162 seats in parliament will be invaders.

I imagine this will be the final decline phase and as the "tipping point" is hit in the 2030s the Jew will fully unleash the brown hordes starting with brown "points based migration" post 2019 election (fake conservatives ''victory' ) and "climate refugees" punching into the last indigenous enclaves in the nation.


Corona and the death of the boomers and the bagging of patriots by the military lockdown ("Corona deaths") will accelerate this plan and the brown prole mass will vote for tyranny and the clique will just say "well 'you' voted for it".

It's done.

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outraged

this email is an outrage:

"You haven't booked a commitments interview. This means we can't complete your Universal Credit claim.

Your claim will be closed if you don't book an interview at a jobcentre by 31 March 2020."

can't fukin do it can i you twats ARRRGGH

our guy got shunted out by size 18+ romanian women.

Surely we should thank him, not only with clapping but maybe a donation too?

lol grotling btfo

Are we being raided by discord or something why are the mong trolls repeating the same word over and over again?

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homosexual and nonwhite

cba with the games though but ive started reading the novels again

>Hundreds die in Iran after wrongly being advised to drink methanol as a cure
express.co.uk/news/world/1262061/iran-coronavirus-latest-methanol-death-toll-middle-east-covid-19

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Listening to mumble rap and seething about a covert ops LOL

oi, where's your bicycle loicense mate?

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wtf I love Corona now

come on simps dig deep

>why are the mong trolls repeating the same word over and over again?
lmao, seething spastic coping because he's never done pure Peruvian flake at a party, have sex you virgin incel.

Simps