AUS/POL - NEET EDITION

>employer not losing any money
>no $1500
>still huge reduction in FULL TIME hours
Just give the $1500 to anyone whose lost money, not this 30% shit
FUCK BOSSES
FUCK SCOMO

Checked

Why does this country insist on fucking over wagies?

Telling the 5th column about the 5th column.

>bosses get the money and it is up to them to pass it onto workers
hahahahaa

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Q&A THREAD

Should annex them really

wagies are redundant bud. we just need chinese.

New Zealand is Australian clay
Yeah I know but might as well. Can't hurt to send an email.

Chinese communist influence I think....

>muh hilux
>muh 5 dollar coffee every morning
>muh camper trailer
>muh luxuries
wagies fucked themselves up (and boomers)

Thats not true

fuck off steam tranny

What is crashing the tower? A bag of weed..

i work at the mcg and lost my job because of this virus now i applied on mygov for the neetbucks but how long do i have to wait before something happens? it says to only apply once but is somebody going to call me or email me and how long until that happens? i have 172 dollars left in my bank account and about 400 dollars in unpaid utilities bills.

Patrick Bateman

Q+A

fuck i hate yous blokes

thought they were going to fast track applications.. no idea what that entails though

why didnt you save money for a rainy day dickhead

PLEASE GIVE ME 750 I CAN'T REFUND THE FIGURINES

>They've stopped the roll-out.
the fuck they did
source

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Any other sole traders looking forward to a paid 6 month holiday?

Havr you applied or have you registered an intent to claim?

These threads used to be filled with cunts bragging about their jobs, how much they made and how good they had it
Now youre all begging for gibs
>redpilled
worse than the neets you used to laugh at lmao

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Becuase they must protect the precious housing racquet at all costs. Most politicians and their friends are all bigtime investors in the housing market. It's all they know, it's all they talk about or care about. They literally hide in the bushes at auctions and jack off while watching. I'm not kidding. They are putting millenials in debt for the next 30 years to save their precious fucking housing market, while also ensuring we never get to actually own a house for ourselves. It should make you angry, but it won't, because its so much easier to eat two dominos pizzas and feel disgusted with yourself isn't it user?

Literally the only thing that could have corrected the corrupt housing racquet was a pandemic and they just sold our futures out to make sure that won't happen. The one thing that helps me sleep at night is that scomo on his death bed will actually still believe that he's going to heaven! Can you believe that?! What an absolute fucking moron. It's just such a shame he never gets to see how wrong he is.

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youtu.be/n5ITyifcYy8

do sole traders even get anything from the stimulus so far?

angry wageslaves spamming bs
dss.gov.au/about-the-department/coronavirus-covid-19-information-and-support

Fuck q & a. Its the same old bullshit every time

When I once had a part-time cleaning job, years ago, I remember the normals talking about all their toys they just got.

I wonder if any of them were prepared, cause funnily enough, I seemed to be.

Guess poverty breeds thrift

Yeah bro 1500 a fortnight if you've lost over 30% of your revenue.

tradition mostly

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>angry wageslaves spamming bs

youtube.com/watch?v=meiU6TxysCg

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As long as you can show that, I suspect you already trashed your income to avoid paying tax.

oh sweet. wasnt sure if it applied to sole traders. being 30% down plus getting scomobux would probably be more revenue than normal in some cases

softcock

Faggot

It's not just most politicians and their friends, its that 60% of all wealth in Australia is wrapped up in real estate. I don't think you understand, it's all Australia has going for it - flipping houses IS our biggest industry, second to mining, and third to catering international students.

If the housing bubble bursts, the entire house of cards comes crashing down - everything.

Its no different than usual

>dss.gov.au/about-the-department/coronavirus-covid-19-information-and-support

retard did you even read your own source?
>This means as long as someone has lodged a claim for an eligible payment and is eligible for that payment by 13 April, they will automatically receive this economic support payment via Services Australia or the Department of Veterans’ Affairs. Payments will be made from 31 March onwards.

It says nothing about the roll out being stopped you mong

>not keeping savings in case of emergency

theres your problem tard. i lost my job a month ago and have 60k in savings & still got centrelink because they're waiving the thing that makes you wait to go on centrelink if you have over 10k savings.

next time save your money instead of spending it all when you get paid, normie millenial.

Yeah I don't think you can get the cenno payment plus the jobkeepers one. Would be mad as fuck if you could though.

What happens next?

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Usually, I wouldn't want the likes of you posting in this thread to know... but I want to spread the truth as much as possible.

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Yeah only one, choose wisely I guess

And? These cunts need a wake up call. Houses are essential for people to fucking live, they should invest their money in the stock market or busineses like normal people. Fucking cunts. I genuinely hope the ass falls out of the housing market and people start killing themsleves when the ten houses they leveraged are all suddenly worth 50% of what they were worth two months ago.

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>i have 172 dollars left in my bank account
>and about 400 dollars in unpaid utilities bills

let your light be the bridges you leave burning behind you

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gas all celebrities

i did save money. but then lost my previous work in 2018 and my weight went down 10kg because all i ate was nothing but tuna and rice an beans for a year and meat stolen from coles that i could hide under my jumper or not swipe on the automated checkout, then 2019 i got employment at mcg and it wasnt much but it helped now i have nothing, i live very frugally and dont spend much on anything, my car is 30 years old,

i just dont get why people already on the dole get extra money but somebody like me who has never used centerlink gets less

What the fug is this for real? Also checked.

>i just dont get why people already on the dole get extra money but somebody like me who has never used centerlink gets less
Get on cenno you cunt

because why not? fuck being a wagie. wagies that understand what its like to be NEET and get gibs from the govt will not want to go back to work either so when this shit all goes to normal again the job market will be desperate for workers so we can negotiate higher rates.

Imagine a paradigm shift where instead of the great aspirations of the youth being to become doctors and farmers rather than celebrities and sports stars..

It's a nice dream.

You get the same if you go on Centrelink or you can see if you are eligible for jobkeeper. I'd say a lot will be unfired due to it.

is she ok?

>they should invest their money in the stock market
What do you think Superannuations are? The average Australian is robbed of their income to support major corporations whilst the top 10% pay no taxes and use those credits to hoarde real estate, screwing the wagie from both angles

it's jammed up quite bad
suffer on struggler. You've made it this far, you can make it a little further.

why werent you on the dole the first time?

>Move into parents house at start of year with free rent to start new job in the city and finish final year of uni
>New job is comfy part time health position
>Still on cenno
>Corona-chan strikes, big gibs announced for all Youth Allowance students AND low income earners
>Uni is all online so now I don't have to travel fuck loads every day, all assessment due dates extended and shitty OSCE assessments are modified for contact

Coronavirus has been a blessing so far, I hope everyone stays healthy lads. Good luck to everyone.

pic related

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Serious fallout on the dollar's value, 50-80% devaluation on property, or basically what it was worth in 2000. Which is funny because those same houses were likely built at least 15 years prior to that.

>it's jammed up quite bad
No it fucking isnt.
Register your intent to claim right the fuck now.