/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2725

► Detected: 734,932 (+12,572) ► Died: 34,780 (+814)

— 3.8 billion people put under lockdown —
— 202 countries and territories infected —
— 88% more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10 —
— 2,077 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
UK and Germany to issue "immunity certificates" based on antibody tests
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Trump: They are taking out bodies in trucks, I've never seen anything like it
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10% of Wuhan cases get reinfected after "recovery"
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27 year old in Britain dies without previous conditions
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30 year old nurse in Belgium dies with no preexisting conditions
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>RESEARCH
HIV-like mutation made it 1000 times more infectious than SARS
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Asymptomatic concentrate virions at nose, more infectious
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Virus doesn't show up on throat samples
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Resistant to antivirals
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27 year old dies, no underlying diseases
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>REMINDER
China biowarfare program might have gone wrong
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DOW tanks 3000 points or 13%, worst day in history
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China regularly changes reporting to hide numbers
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MRC: 10% or less cases detected in China, 25% outside China
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21 million fewer cellphone users in China
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>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
07:21: 195 new cases in Austria.
07:09: 100 new cases in Israel.
04:09: 287 new cases and 2 new deaths in Germany.
06:21: 151 new cases and 10 new deaths in Veneto, Italy.
06:02: 90 new cases and 2 new deaths in Japan.

>MORE
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abc.net.au/news/2020-03-30/indias-coronavirus-lockdown-turns-ugly/12102032
scmp.com/week-asia/health-environment/article/3077550/india-doctors-evicted-over-infection-fears-amid
medscape.com/viewarticle/927723
archive.is/tOXch
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-italy-becoming-impatient-with-lockdown-and-social-unrest-is-brewing-11965122
twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1244452871720091650
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>0.01% of the world is infected.
>0.0005% of the world has died.
>NOT a nothing burger.

This is your brain without your schizo meds.
34,000 people aren't even enough to fill the smallest NFL stadium.
Call your psychiatrists, ask them to help you.

By the end of the day we’ll have more than doubled swine flu deaths

>tfw no mommywife to quarantine with
Its not fair bros

Go away. Gary is the only bot we like.

Also expect 850k+ confirmed by the end of the day

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EARTH!
FIRE!
WIND!
WATER!
HEART!

GO Yas Forums!

BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM CORONA-CHAN!

CORONA-CHAN, SHE'S OUR HERO,
GONNA TAKE POLLUTION DOWN TO ZERO,
SHE'S OUR POWERS MAGNIFIED,
AND SHE'S FIGHTING ON THE PLANET'S SIDE

CORONA-CHAN, SHE'S OUR HERO,
GONNA TAKE POLLUTION DOWN TO ZERO,
GONNA HELP HER PUT ASUNDER,
JEWS WHO LIKE TO LOOT AND PLUNDER

"YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS CORONA-CHAN!"

(CHANTING)
WE'RE THE Yas Forums TARDS
YOU CAN BE ONE TOO!
'CAUSE SAVING OUR PLANET IS THE THING TO DO,
LOOTING AND POLLUTING IS NOT THE WAY,
HEAR WHAT CORONA-CHAN HAS TO SAY:

"THE POWER IS YOURS!!"

>most of western countries still not wearing masks or encouraging it
>burgers still inertly struggling if the virus is real or not
just end this failed society already

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COOF COOF COOF

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Copying others doesn't make you funny, user
try to be your own person
its healthier that way

where gary at

anyone have a source for the 2077 strains remark in the op?

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 142,746 (2,489) Italy 97,689 (10,779) Spain 85,195 (7,340) China 81,470 (3,304) Germany 62,435 (541) Iran 41,495 (2,757) France 40,174 (2,606) United Kingdom 19,522 (1,228) Switzerland 15,069 (312) Belgium 11,899 (513) Netherlands 10,866 (771) South Korea 9,661 (158) Turkey 9,217 (131) Austria 9,103 (86) Canada 6,320 (65) Portugal 5,962 (119) Israel 4,347 (16) Norway 4,313 (29) Brazil 4,256 (136) Australia 4,245 (18) Sweden 3,700 (110) Czech Republic 2,859 (17) Malaysia 2,626 (37) Ireland 2,615 (46) Denmark 2,555 (72) Chile 2,139 (7) Romania 1,952 (44) Luxembourg 1,950 (21) Ecuador 1,924 (58) Poland 1,905 (26) Japan 1,866 (54) Russia 1,836 (9) Pakistan 1,625 (18) Philippines 1,546 (78) Thailand 1,524 (9) Indonesia 1,414 (122) Finland 1,343 (11) Saudi Arabia 1,299 (8) South Africa 1,280 (2) Greece 1,156 (39) India 1,071 (29) Iceland 1,020 (2) Mexico 993 (20) Panama 989 (24) Dominican Republic 859 (39)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +286 (+5) Spain +5,085 (+537) China +31 (+4) Iran +3,186 (+117) Switzerland +240 (+12) Belgium +1,063 (+82) South Korea +78 (+6) Israel +100 (+1) Norway +29 (+3) Australia +82 (+1) Czech Republic +42 (+1) Malaysia +156 (+2) Romania +137 (+1) Poland +43 (+4) Russia +302 (+1) Pakistan +28 (+4) Philippines +128 (+7) Thailand +136 (+2) Indonesia +129 (+8) India +47 (+2) Mexico +145 (+4) Serbia (+1) Morocco +37 (+1) Hungary +39 (+2) Lebanon +8 (+1) Taiwan +8 (+2) Albania +11 (+1) Niger (+2) Austria +315 Denmark +160 Finland +103 Slovenia +26 Estonia +36 New Zealand +75 Bahrain +16 Lithuania +24 Armenia +58 Latvia +29 Bulgaria +8 Bosnia & Herzegovina +17 Kazakhstan +10 Kuwait +11 Honduras +29 Brunei +1 Sri Lanka +3…

>FULL LISTS
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Next milkers update at 1 million

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>REMINDER: do NOT answer NOTHINGBURGERS
REMINDER: do NOT answer NOTHINGBURGERS
>REMINDER: do NOT answer NOTHINGBURGERS

they'll try to bait you with stupid stuff but they totally don't care

They are in full denial mode, because they realize that they've been too stupid to see this obvious pandemic comming
Now they're mad as fuck and try to downplay this pandemic whenever they can.

Fact: if there where no counter measures, this virus would go rampage and LITERALLY kill millions

DO NOT ANSWER THEM

They are the worst and they know it.
"hua hua, i trolled him to answer my obvious bait, me so smart"

that's all they live for right now.

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>inb4 it's overhyped to crash economy and/or install NWO

i'm totally aware of this possibility
btw: overhyped doesn't nessesarily mean harmless virus

>believing MSM
>t-think for yourself

the way you nothingburgers trusted WHO back in january, right?

phahahahahahahhahahah

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No, it's totally contained. You're a Shareblue shill trying to sabotage the President by over-hyping this nothingburger and damaging the economy.

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In my experience if you start convincing your neighbours to wear a mask and they all shop at the same place other customers there slowly start to wear masks or at least scarfs like a week later.

No let them end themselves. Belgium is doing quite alright and will probably survive this. If the americans turn this into a civil war and fuck over their own country it is only good for us

Hi nice greek fren
You good today?

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Gary isnt a bot, our love makes him real

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How many normies will an hero from being unable to cope with isolation today?

>Hear what Corona-chan has to say
>Coof coof coof wheeze coof

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nextstrain.org/ncov

>No, it's totally contained
The cope is strong

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>abc.net.au/news/2020-03-30/indias-coronavirus-lockdown-turns-ugly/12102032

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Iran
>3,186 new cases - highest reported daily figure yet,
>117 deaths

Spain
>6,398 new cases
>812 deaths

Roughly 50 worldwide, not much but it's something
End normies NOW

>Dead: 34,780
lol, still only 34,780.
How many days has it been stuck at 34,780? Four days? Five days?

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Not for me, I've been doing daily trips to my regular store and still see burgers laugh (no blanket obviously)
I saw one young gal with her (I assume) grandmother wearing mask + goggles + gloves and I told her she's a good person

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Why? If you live on your own far away from others you probably like it and if you live with close neighbours there are lots of ways to have fun at a safe distance.

>FUTURE MARKETS
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>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-18%) Tokyo (-15%) Beijing (-22%) Wuhan (-24%) New Delhi (0%) Dubai (-3%) Moscow (-1%) Rome (0%) Milan (0%) Berlin (0%) Munich (-1%) Brussels (-3%) Paris (-3%) Madrid (-1%) Barcelona (-3%) London (0%) Johannesburg (-5%) Sao Paulo (-18%) Buenos Aires (-39%) New York (-11%) Washington (-9%) Miami (-5%) Toronto (-9%) Chicago (-18%) Houston (-9%) Mexico City (-15%) Los Angeles (-19%) Seattle (-12%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (229m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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>this is what the quarantine does to hard working strong women
....so sad

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Does 3% peroxide kill Corona chan alone ?

India could have almost a milion cases by mid-May
scmp.com/week-asia/health-environment/article/3077550/india-doctors-evicted-over-infection-fears-amid

OH NO NO NO NO NO
ANTI-MASKS PEOPLE BTFO

>"'Stealth Transmission' of COVID-19 Demands Widespread Mask Usage"

medscape.com/viewarticle/927723

archive.is/tOXch

First recorded case in italy was in January, but probably was already spreading during the "peak of pneumonia cases" in Lombardy during December

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Your a simp that replies to spam Corona threads a real Chad would not do that

>youtube.com/watch?v=OiYjTb3opAA
Needs a proper Corona-chan edit.

Damn, now that's what I call containment! (Pic related)

I agree. He transcends the petty distinction between bot and human.

lel, what board is that from?

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so I know about this study that recommends 100% cotton shirts or pillowcases as materials for homemade masks since they're still pretty effective, their material lead to a good fit, and they were comfortable enough that people would actually wear them, but have you seen anything about common household nonwoven fabrics like felt? felt would obviously be a terrible material to make the entire mask out of, but you could easily make a mask out of pillowcases that has a pouch for a felt "filter", but I can't find anything at all on if felt is a good filter. it's just a thought since surgical masks are made out of nonwoven fabrics

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EARTH!
FIRE! (welding!)
WIND! (coofing!)
WATER! (aersol droplets!)
HEART! (myocarditis!)

they can't get groomed at LA airports to get fucked by kikes anymore so sad

Haha no, it's a well organized country, it will top at 81 000 then flatline ;) ;) ;)

based austria. i fucking can't stand the narrative against masks in the west. we are being lied to and people are eating it up.

Good point. You think there's going to be riots in Italy or is the government going to settle them down with more supplies?

You're still the one, Gary.

What are they conditioning us for with the social distancing and limits on food items that you can purchase?

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Anyone with half a brain should be using same setup that euro/chink medical staff used, this information is old as fuck
It seems like burgercattle are only ones too stubborn to wear mask

Did worldwide confirmed cases hit its zenith already? I think so.

Now I wanna see people walking around with vacuum cleaner bags on their heads

It will be long 3 days

Linear graphs are disinfo, only logarithmic graphs are reliable to chart growth. You're purposefully spreading Chinese talking points to sabotage Trump.

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Riots already starting in South Italy
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-italy-becoming-impatient-with-lockdown-and-social-unrest-is-brewing-11965122

Yas Forums obviously

(taken from a post in there)
>Actually hooking up with you for money?
Yeah. She was also keen for an anal video and piss drinking.

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(((Merkel))) is a fucking whore

>Bye shills

>Mother in 60s
>Smokes
>Nearly diabetic
>Jut started coughing a lot and struggling to breathe now
Is it happening?

RARE
As to answer your question: nope, when SHTF in India we'll be having 40k a day in US and 50k a day in India, making worldwide total 130k a day
Just give it a week or two

very rare!
I don't think zenith, yet. USA, Africa, and India still have a lot of room to grow.

They're onviously preparing us for what's to come. When the 5G reptilians walk the earth, they're going to need alot of space and food

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Eh at least they are generating income. and showing body/nudes is harmless. if she keeps her face hidden, its viable.
I wonder if well shaped guys have a market, could make some cash this way too.

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>Masks now mandatory in supermarkets
>Masks will probably be mandatory when you go outside

WE WEEBS NOW BOYS

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Here are your masks that you have ordered.
twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1244452871720091650

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This is all a deep state fake, their final attempt at getting control

Hospitals are empty, less people are dying

"oh look someone has come in with trouble breathing" - as was always the case every day of the year - just this time they put it down to muh corona

Anyone the dies from anything with corona, gets classed as corona, some aren't even tested at all.

Governments declare a death number daily - and you have no idea of knowing if its true or not.

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I live in CO, massive spread right now. Lovked in my house for the last 3 weeks, and found out yesterday the airport is still open to Japan. What the fuck? The virus(es) will kill tens if not hundreds of millions if not stopped!

Stay at home citizen

There are no masks, at least in my area. I ordered some online a month ago, and they aren't supposed to arrive until May.

>Is it happening?
Hope for the best, prepare for the happening.

this faggot little virus won't cause internet shutdown
take your meds schiizos

It's most likely just the flu and complication from unhealthy life, she should just not have smoked as much it's her own fault. Take some responsibility and don't rely on big government to save you!

Anyone got some advice where to get a cool mask now in Vienna? I don't won't a lame ass standard one.

>go on Amazon
>delivery in May

Nvm, just read that. a shitty looking ethot it is.

Earth should be a graveyard for the infected.

GARY!

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>I wonder if well shaped guys have a market, could make some cash this way too.
Yeah, it's called being a faggot.
No, I mean seriously, if you "well shaped" as in having a thing or twinkish body, then you're set, you can just camwhore yourself jacking off for other dudes or in rare circumstances women who like that stuff, but other than that I don't think you'll have much luck unless you're willing to do some degenerate shit.

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i miss 'more threads than dead'

they're not really a great option. apparently some have fiberglass in them, and you definitely don't want to breathe that in

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