/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2724

eventually everyone will have it

top job, Gary

Chinese becoming hostile to foreigners

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>nothing burger

>coping

Let's stay health.

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Austria press conference recap
>Kurz
it's our job to be honest not to lull you into security with lies
there are still many "experts" downplaying the issue
many people will die
it's the calm before the storm,look to italy to see how bad this storm can get
lockdown remains in place
3 new steps
1)more protection
2)more policing
3)WE ARE FOCUSING THE WEARING OF MASKS
Masks don't protect you,but save others from you
this is NOT to replace distancing but IN ADDITION to it
Grocery stores will distribute them
once they hand them out it is REQUIRED to wear them while shopping
IT'S IMPORTANT TO WEAR THEM AT ALL TIME IF OUTSIDE
hard weeks ahead of us

>ViceChancellor
r0 still too high
it's better here but only because we are early into it and proactive
Wear your masks to protect people
IT IS NOT ABOUT YOU FEELING HEALTHY,IT'S ABOUT PROTECTING OTHERS
most people think they won't die,but they could
"THIS IS NOT THE FUCKING FLU JUST LOOK AT THE r0"
"don't be idiotic, take it serious"

>minister of health
we can't prevent it
we can only slow it
lockdown is STARTING to work, not enough
doubling 3weeks ago 2.5days,now 5.9,goal is 14 days
masks aren't part of our culture yet but they'll have to become one
more protection for risk groups with more guidelines(update this week)
regulations for grocery stores(limit for how many people can enter,mandatory distance at checkouts)
hotels closed due to ChinkAIDS
more testing highest priority,lack of reagents is bottleneck

>Internal affairs
if you don't follow the rules,you are killing people
if we reach 2k/day we'll reach capacity
2046 fines issued so far
some retard threw a party,THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR THAT

no worries here lads i just ate some aquarium cleaner and am now immune to corona
who else /safe/

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youtube.com/watch?v=SpF2p6p288E

Weaker than the flu, manufactured crisis.

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Have you guys seen this video about Mike Pompeo calling this a "live exercise" and Trump saying "You should have let us know."

What the actual fuck? Someone tell me this is bullshit.

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=24&v=cKatRD69WUo&feature=emb_logo

anyone got the graph which compares infection growth with/without masks?

Could any Italian confirm this? Were most of the supplies useless?
archive.is/S04JE
>The footage of the convoy was widely shared on social media, but Italian officials speaking anonymously to La Stampa said as much as 80% of the delivered material was useless, and that the operation appears to be a public-relations stunt with little practical benefit to the country's healthcare system.

>"Eighty percent of Russian supplies are totally useless or of little use to Italy. In short, this is little more than a pretext," an official told the newspaper on background, describing the supplies and disinfectants and sterilization equipment. They did not say anything about the medics sent there.

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>t-two more weeks......
Nothingburger still, and it's tapering down.

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Guys, stop scrolling for a second and read this please.
Have you ever seen one single amerimutt who died of Corona-chan? No. Never. No such thing. Corona-chan ravages Italy, people are dropping dead in Russia, China is a ghost country... But zero proven deaths in USA? There's a reason for that
They surely faked statistics to make it look like they have some infected and dead so it would not be so suspicious. It's a global biowar, lads. Led and engineered by mutts and their masters in Tel-Aviv.

Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.

Friendly reminder that 13 millions of innocent chinese people and 1 million of russian pigdogs already died from american bioweapon unleashed on enemies of Israel.

Friendly reminder to shoot your local amerimutts on sight for their crime against humanity. After this event is over, being american will become much worse than being german after WW2. Trump will be remembered for centuries as the worst mass murderer in human history.

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>We should have updated it every three years
Pfffht. That meas less resources to feed and clothe millions of niggers coming by boat. Are you Italians going to hunt down those "activists" from NGO's, from Italy but mainly from Germany?

The craziest thing is to see how far and wide this has spread already: Iceland, Greenland, Faroe Islands? Holy shit, these aren't the easiest places to get to ... but then again it does show the double edged sword of rapid and regular international travel.

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anymore super spreader stories?
I find these hilarious

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>hunt down
in minecraft of course

So, why aren't we?

>21 year old without previous conditions dies in Britain
>archive.is/TiKMA

>A Berkshire coroner said the death was related to Covid-19 after being told Middleton had a cough, the source said. But this surprised medics at the hospital, who have not recorded it as a coronavirus incident.

Yeah, no.

La Stampa is run by Soros

does taking in a smaller amount of viral titer result in a smaller chance of getting the disease? does it make the disease less severe?

Hola Mohala!

Why is it that no one on any task force, in the media, etc are telling people what to do, meds to take, etc of they think they have it? All they say is call your doctor, stay home, maybe get tested. Not one time I don't think I've heard pic related or anything similar from these people.

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I'm beginning to think that the "Russian" spammer is being paid due to posting the same thing in almost every thread since last week.

This virus is proof enough that extroverts are literally inferior to introverts.

comfiest virus ever.
>real HAPPENING for once
>normies freaking the fuck out
>Celebrities getting it bad and Hollywood BTFO
>no work/work from home
>$1,200 trumpbux coming
>cheapest gas prices in years
>unemployment benefits increased
>you MUST stay home and play vidya
>Roads absolutely clear with no rush hour
>Borders closed
>More people getting into guns
>comfy as FUCK reloading 9mm ammunition while listening to the news

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Yeah it's basically over. US had less cases yesterday and only half as many deaths.

Time to get the economy back on track and stop with this overblown hysteria!

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How many masks do you guys own?

What is their certification?

Check'd

Also the husband actually went inside to eat, leaving his wife out there, typical gook autism

It’s over, Kenneth Copeland has cast the demon virus away.
Go back to your normal lives.
twitter.com/heathenonearth_/status/1244408211568037888?s=21

anyone else happy lots of burgers are going to die >100-200k is a victory
it's going to be so much more

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this has been my position since early february, im getting bored waiting for the global herd to catch up

>36 posts
>no Corona-chans
What's wrong with you /cvg/

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There's the Uruguay one.

This is boring I'm going to ptg, yall need anything ?

It seems the lower the viral load, the less severe the infection

Niiice Gaaary

it's only one article claiming this unlike the fraudulent Chinese material that get called out in every country

Thank you Gary

Good. Those English "teachers" do an awful job anyway, and most of the time are SJW's who deserve to live back home with the multicultural people.

AND AS YOU CAN SEE PIACENZA IS A TOWN NOT FAR FROM CODOGNO, WHERE THE FIRST OUTBREAK IN LOMBARDY HAPPENED

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Jews in Israel are eligible for US stimulus checks while our economy collapses from Corona-chan, as long as they have US citizenship. Why would we expect Israel to take care of people in its country? Why would we want to keep our money in our nation?

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Meanwhile in Romania
Last week:
>major hospital gets infected, 1200+ medical staff under quarantine
>minor hospitals get infected (at least 2 quarantined, 1 shut down) - more than 100 medical staff get infected
This week
>major hospital gets infected, ??? staff in quarantine
digi24.ro/stiri/actualitate/sanatate/spitalul-judetean-deva-intra-in-carantina-nimeni-nu-intra-nimeni-nu-iese-timp-de-14-zile-1283473
It's just a nuttingburgaru, r-right?
Haha...hahaaa.hahahahaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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How many masks do you guys own?
What is their certification?

Any connection to Vo?

BACK TO WORK WAGIE

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Why aren't you fleecing panicing boomers?

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juice

South Korea. They successfully contained virus. Only 30 cases. Then 1 sect leader bitch went on dozens of events and number of cases skyrocketed.
Religion is cancer.

>abc.net.au/news/2020-03-30/state-by-state-coronavirus-two-person-rule-on-gatherings/12101920

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>0.01% of the world is infected
>0.0005% of the world has died
>NOT a nothing burger

This is your brain without your schizo meds.
34,000 people aren't even enough to fill the smallest NFL stadium.
Call your psychiatrists, ask them to help you.

Gary will you marry me?

>ccp reported numbers

It looks like everyone in the spanish government has the virus.
Every day new cases.

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There's a chance, yes. It will replicate slower, so your body can recognize it before there's too many.

But, your body might not, since it's so new.

How's the oil price going? You can afford to eat this month or not?

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We need to fix that post to corona-chan ratio

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youtu.be/X6n-rTFEdQI

Chinese have always been racist, and now they're just towing the CCP line that the US is to blame for the virus
Bugmen gonna bug

Oh boy I sure do love manufactured crisis's to create an Orwellian police state

based Trump gotta prioritize jews over slave goyim shouldn't you be working anyway it's a big nothingburger

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umad, westoid?

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youtu.be/XtehgWvnEvg

£500 a month to tide me over, ta.

1x 3M half face mask, 5 pairs of P100 filters

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Time doesn't just stop right here. It keeps going you know.

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Like SARS, all major outbreaks have started with superspreaders, especially the asymptomatic kind

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With thousands of confirmed cases, Ultra-orthodox Jews still refuse to stop congregating in mass numbers.

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But that's the problem. You can cut down the R0 with extreme prevention measures (closing your borders, quarantines, social distancing, etc) at the expense of your economy (hit to GDP is at least 20-30% + shitloads of debt for "temporary gibs" until the virus supposedly subsides).

Now you can shut down for a long time until it dies. But if you don't cure it, and open everything back up again, the virus will come back. There are over 200 known corona viruses, and never has a successful vaccine been made. And there will always be many countries that have not eliminated the virus, so if this virus is spreading in some countries and you open your borders up again, it's just a matter of time until you're at square 1.

So your options are,

1) Shut down your economy permanently and (((social distance))) forever.
2) Open everything back up, get reinfected, go back to 1)
3) Fundamentally restructure your society and economy to live with the ever-present threat of SARS wiping out 20% of your population at any time.

Shit is FUBAR.

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Where this ?

shut up

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????

Austria becomes the first country to make masks mandatory

AUSTRIA MASTER RACE CONFIRMED x10

Because muh diversity

Russia looks to be ready to join the herd.

This is so fucking stupid

wut

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So what his family says? Where did he traveled? Who from his circle died shortly prior or after? These should be easy to find...if they're not dead already

First confirmed case at my NYC power plant yesterday. It's been fun, gents.

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4) blanket testing to detect the 5-10% asymptomatic carriers followed by mass isolation

It's such a funny webm, but what is going on?

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/herd/

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What is?

Anyone else just became numb to this happening ? I am not even comfy anymore, just feel nothing now.

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New awoos

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for fucks sake if you don't own an N95 mask at least make one from a cotton shirt, that's at least 70% good and better than nothing. Stop going outside without a mask you fucking buffoons.

Nice to see doctors everywhere read as much about this disease and early on as pol did starting mid Jan.

SO SICK OF THIS SHIT!!!!

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They’re so austistic they don’t realize more than half of the international cases coming into their country are their own people

>the modern Jews will be redpilled on why the medieval Euros hated the religious Jews so much

tiddies

Still comfy. Must be (you)

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WHOO MAGA BASED TRUMP END THIS CHINESE HOAX VIRUS IMPEACHING MUH FREEDUMB JEROME CANT FUCK MY WIFE!!!

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It's been spreading since Nov. Governments just lied about it. A lot of anecdotal evidence of hospitals covering it up at first. In US Trump said it was a nothingburger but he had created a task force. 2 weeks later it was an infestation. They had to do something because it was too big to ignore at that point.

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Will coronavirus go down as the biggest overreaction in history? It's pretty much just a regular flu except the fact that there is no vaccine

so how long will polands borders be closed for? I have read they did well when the black plague happened because they quarantined harder then any other euro nation. tell me more Poland Quarantine Lord

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Maybe they should tell people to use expectorants instead of cough suppressants and why, I've seen the first category get shitty reviews and claims that they're useless since 'they don't stop the cough'.

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they went Shincheonji Church of Jesus, India edition. kek

Sure. And as soon as you open the borders and unlock people, there are going to be asymptomatic spreaders again etc. See points 1) and 2) retard.

Don't forget that 40-80% of SARS survivors are permanently disabled.
>pic related

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They realize. That's just not the message they want to spread before the second wave hits.

'Germany yesterday announced plans for a testing programme that will see it issue 100,000 ‘immunity passports’ a month.'

What are they supposed to be immune against?

It won't matter. The secular Jews are totally loyal to the Ultra-Orthodox, even though they can't stand being around them. They consider them more important than goyim just by the fact of being Jewish, so the coverup will begin as soon as the crisis has passed.

Even better
>no work
>great weather
>full pay

It doesn't seem so, but remember a lot a people travel to Lombardy just to work everyday
Are you talking about the first case in Codogno? He didn't travel anywhere, he was just a very social guy
The boomer from Piacenza probably caught it from a nephew who came back from China. No official news for now

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They didn't want the public panic-buying masks leaving less for medical workers so they said they were useless at the beginning.

Good morning!

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Everyone knows our healthcare is shit, so stricter quarantine is our best option now, because if we let it spread Corona-Chan will eat us alive

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This. Medical professionals across the globe have disqualified themselves forever by ignoring medical journals and blindly following lying CDCs. I think they all deserve to die.

maybe covid19 will get a passport saying they have beaten and are now immune and are free to travel

Yeah they are trolls most of them, it's basically easy (you)'s for them

...

Good. We need more dead pidorashka subhumans

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THENK

My home is near a highway and its eerie quiet. WTF lmao

Does nobody care at all that this literally makes men infertile?

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>Not knowing Chinks shot dead quarantine violators on the spot & burned them immediately
>Not knowing Chinks were burning still-alive SARS patients in hospitals

You're not going to make it. Go order your coffee from your coffee shop and make sure to suck the dick of every Arab rapefugee you see.

> you can only react in a crisis if it's too late

Hi there

No I mean all asymptomatic carriers need to be found and isolated/incarcerated. Now piss off dumb ass pollack. You even got that pic from me you fuckwit

it's a bad evening now, bruh

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they quarantined the borders because they where ruled by kikes who told them to

why are you contaminating corona chan with this goblin looking shit

sounds like markets are gonna pump

I'm looking for an inforgraphic. It has multiple graphs that show the number of cases over time in multiple countries, and China's makes it absurdly obvious they're faking their numbers. If someone could post it that would be fucking awesome, thank you.

>travel
wörk!

I hope one of Ivanka or Barron gets bored, goes out to sekritly party, contracts coronachan and dies. Then we'll finally see a hot war between nuclear powers.

>In US Trump said it was a nothingburger but he had created a task force
It's reasonable to assume that Trump was intentionally being fed bad information. There's still a lot of deep state actors willing to do anything to get rid of him

Thanks. Still curious. Any clues where the doctor got it?

WHAT YOU SAYING THIS VIRUS IS A CHINESE HOAX BY THE DEMONRATS TO STOP TRUMP BACK TO WORK GOY

If this virus wants to go full eco terrorist at least one meltdown is needed.

>Bournemouth airport
will the airline industry ever recover?

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REMEMBER TO WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER EATING

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So lads, whose your favorite hentai artist? Definitely Regura for me.

I responded to another one by the same artis

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Well that's the thing. It would seem a dry non productive cough is what's ending up getting people pneumonia & putting them down hard. Why not just say this? Or at the very least tell people to NOT take cough suppressants.

Poland escaped the Black Death because Poland was part of the operations centre of the jews and the jews magically repel the Black Death. So you had pockets all over Europe where the jews lived that missed out on the Black Death. Poland-to-Ukraine was the biggest.
On the downside poles missed out on an evolutionary bottleneck.

lol, no
Tourism is dead. And that's a good thing.

So Italy is responsible for the outbreak in Europe, then?

Why? I'm asymptomatic and so is my family. What do I care if some old people and niggers die?

I thought we weren't 100% clear yet on what the long term effects can be in survivors. I've only heard it's probably lung scarring (maybe 15 years, maybe permanent), and some kind of testicular issue.

Idiot learning how to not use a gun.

Don’t tell anyone shit. Fuck anglosaxon cockroaches. Let them die.

why is trump sending much needed supplies to china if they seem to have it under control?

>infertile
Is it permanent?

I don't know that much about how things are looking worldwide, but in my country state medical staff have been known to only give a fuck about patients only if bribed. They have also been stealing medical supplies long before anyone knew what a coronavirus is, I personally know at least 3 who have done this over the years. I'm talking about masks, medicine and disinfectants.

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I have a doctor in the family. Basically busy all day with the patients, might consult a medical book from time to time but zero information from internet. Not even a mailing list to receive warnings and descriptions from the Ministry of health (which are even worse, just politicians and their relatives)

Yet Joe the Plumber or Piotr the truck driver is expected to fill his tax returns online, to estimate his income for this year, to pay his pension, health insurance and tax, all online with no help.

Many of Yas Forums would be able to organize whole governments using single page instructions and forms, and disseminate info before any secret service would get it upstream.

I work for an airline and I have my doubts the industry will recover. We are looking at 0 revenue for months on end and continuous expenses. There will no doubt be a wave of bankruptcies and some governments will intervene and re-nationalise flag carriers.

Lol so stupid. The husband would have been infected, too

Planes are not going to rot after a bit of staying, you know.
Real things like means of production or planes are staying, only (((economic))) takes a little bit of a hit. The only problem that after this ends everything that still does not belong to (((banks))) will belong to them.

Hurn?
Dam that's strange to see

Zenra QQ, Dibi, Nagi Ichi.

Who the fuck cares about men fertility? As long as one chad survived, women can get impregnated

This is what we all want to be.

Reality TV star in charge of a pandemic

but we can still visit u right?
jookosd kookosd

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Because it also kills people. Killing people is kinda a bigger deal. Also we don't really have research on infertility caused by the virus yet.

Shiwasu no Okina

malcorond and haguhagu, since i'm a fat ugly bastard irl
> i'm actually a bit excited on making a short period of ny life similar in an infamous hentai doujin plot

I don't know if you'd call him a super spreader but a flipland senator who was symptomatic went shopping for groceries ignored quarantine protocols and barged inside the hospital to tend to his pregnant wife and arguing with several doctors. His tests turned positive later on.

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Look carefully
He holds it by the barrel. It's deceptive

Go look at your exports Aussie Bro and that will tell you if china has it "under control".

Wuhan dotctors see sharp decline in male testosterone
archive.is/3G21P

Mask not for you goim!

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Actually we have a lot of beds / 1000 as per the OECD, almost 7. Japan and SK are the highest are 12-13. We're top 10. Canada and USA are bottom 5 with just ~2 beds/1000.

At least we have an authoritarian government that is used to going /fullwarmode/. So we have clamped down hard. We have the most restrictive rules outside of bolting people wuhan style in buildings to starve to death out of any country. I think we should implement stan wojenny so old people are taken care of, they don't know what to do, can't buy any supplies and are forced to go out and expose themselves.

I say we start shooting PPE/mask price gougers though. Go on Allegro and look. Ordinary people WANT to buy masks but can't because they're all hoarded by greedy motherfuckers charging 1000%+/week.

Maybe the boomer coofed like crazy and no doctor had masks on
No. Experts say that a German came back around the last week of January

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>immunity certificates

How ?

>asking this on Yas Forums

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