AUS/POL/ - SCOMOBUX DAY #2

Evening lads.

>'Treated worse than criminals': Australian arrivals put into quarantine lament conditions
theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/30/treated-worse-than-criminals-australian-arrivals-put-into-quarantine-lament-conditions

>New limits on socialising, moratorium on evictions, what to watch in lockdown
theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/mar/30/morning-mail-new-limits-on-socialising-moratorium-on-evictions-what-to-watch-in-lockdown

>‘Bitterly disappointing’: Returning Australian doctors ‘skipped isolation’
7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/bitterly-disappointing-returning-australian-doctors-skipped-isolation-c-769961

>Australian-designed artificial intelligence set to aid diagnosis of coronavirus
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-30/australian-ai-used-to-detect-coronavirus-covid-19/12101004

>Australia tightens foreign investor rules
7news.com.au/business/fed-govt-tightens-foreign-investment-rules-c-770428

>Coronavirus Australia: The latest cases and trends
7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/coronavirus-australia-the-latest-cases-and-trends-c-770380

>Coronavirus live updates: $130b package to support wages; 'Decrease' in case rate; ACT records its first COVID-19 death
9news.com.au/national/coronavirus-australia-restrictions-social-gatherings-distancing-health-advice-death-toll-covid-19/64ce39b6-bf4c-4f56-88ff-828092171439


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hey my doods remember to download the app

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You cucks need to vote better.
Stop blaming about immigrants when you cant put in leaders who can stop it.

>tfw inevitable job loss

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>insert empty rhetoric of politics to cash in a labor check to buy a black bull for his asian gf

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a2m chads report in

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If I get Chinese virus how can I transmit it to a police coughing is out

He's probably whiter than you

>employer won't qualify for jobkeeper
>still on contract but zero hours casual
>will have to keep ringing cenno to get my jewstart claim reassesed

lads, the bottle o is shutting soon and i need a recommendation for some bourbon. i've ran out of wild turkey 101 and all i can do i sniff the cork

Wait a second, is the JobKeeper payment given to all businesses? What's the criteria.

I work full time currently for $700/week (cash in hand)

I know it's unlikely that my employer won't scam that money but does the JobKeeper payment get added to workers wages or simply exist as a backup to cover wage costs where employer's are unable to afford paying the full amount (this is never the case)

ncov spread through hvac just like crooze ship. cya apartment fags

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I'm literally making $5 an hour and I'm waiting for centrelink to get back to me

I said bufflo trace you non thread reading autist

Here’s the video of the Muslim woman likely with corona spitting on police.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=bTs9vSL7Xqo

Will it say if I get my scomobux tonight or will I just have to wait to know?

Would you?

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tough tiddies for you mate. criteria is something like only if the biz has been hit with a 30% revenue loss.

you get cash in hand you kike

plug it up your arse to absorb the remaining ml

Hey that's where I live.

>"Australian"

I actually look very similar to him except yes I have chinese blood but im 1/8

>lick hands
>present ID
>he is obliged to take it

That can't happen while we have so many immigrants voting against any change to bring that about.
The solution does not involve voting.
Don't have any rellos here do you?

oof that sucks. here's some ass to eat since that's all you'll be able to afford.

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based
fuck pigs

Bourbon is shit, get rum.

Republic referendum is now boys

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Unprotected anal sex

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>but im 1/8
Uh oh

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i know it’s not bourbon, but starward two fold.

engineered for ebony males

You can see the skin cancer developing from here

Would you?

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everyone hide your pets this guy is gonna either fuck them or eat them

>live

Not for much longer

designed for darkies

Damn, the business I work for has been booming because of the virus.

>Drones will be used as surveillance and warning devices to deliver messages to West Australians not observing social distancing in parks and on beaches.
>The WA police-operated drones will be highly visible, fitted with flashing lights and sirens, and they can broadcast a message up to a kilometre from their launch.
>Police say the drone can quickly reach public areas when required and significantly improve communication coverage, compared to that of a fat police officer on foot.
Time to bust out those EMPs boys.

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You all know corona virus is going to melt all our testicles right? Even if we dont get it in the next few week/ months. Its still fucking out there to be caught like the common cold. And it litterally melts your testicles and causes infirtility.

white sluts bleach their asshole
asian sluts bleach their vagina

>hurr durr vote for your favourite jew puppet
>hurr muh left muh right
fuck off you dumb, worthless fucking sub-human cunt. brown fucking shit skinned monkey. stupid chimp
no one asked you to voice your opinions on human affairs you filthy brown fuckwit

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rest of my family is dutch or irish

>tfw employed after March 1st so not even eligible for the $1500

Feels tremendously bad man

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pathetic

how dare you

bull fucking shit they're not closing the bottle'os
there'd be riots

>msm websites
Please archive shit, cunt

>bcp
>wfh
Salary tho so it's pretty good to listen to tunes all day and have a drink if I want, when I want.
Can't wait to buy some cheap stonks next month

Surprisingly yes.
If she was a virgin.
Which she's not.

in the near distant future ill take jordies in a ride in my v8 and scream "NIGHTRIDER" while cucking his gf in front while i handstand on the wheel and changing the gears at the same time. Everytime he says liberal i add 50ks to the odo my finaly glory

check the clock

God I'm sick of the spoilt faggot boomers complaining about being quarantined in 4 and 5 star hotels. Cant stand the idea of being stuck without noise, too afraid of the NPC silence. I cant get cenno and I cant get job keeper money but fuck these whining poofs what fucking happened? Why is everyone so gay and weak, why are people unhappy about spending time with family? We'll kill the mainlanders later, fucking enjoy the time off.
Fuck

Assume they're doing this because they're confident single touch payroll is working effectively. If your employer collects the full amount and doesn't pass it on as wages they'll likely pick up on it.

wait for the dip

He means today.

But just imagine..

A lot of us are getting fucked m8.
Same as it ever was.

Greta Thunberg needs to get fucked. Imagine being in Alabama with this preachy prissy mumble munchkin. You pull up to the Candlewood suites in a fucking Dodge Challenger with aftermarket headers and parts that get you 11 miles per gallon. One rev of the engine and she's already getting inexplicably moist in her room from the sound of your massive fuel-guzzling V8 roadboat.

You get out and take a minibike running on a lawnmower engine through the parking lot and into the lobby of the hotel because FUCK walking, we didn't invent internal combustion to scuttle around with our dicks on our hands. Moonwalk down the hallway to the elevator while turning every thermostat you see on full blast and spraying CFC-saturated aerosol air fresheners everywhere. Check your phone in the elevator and hit up your broker app really quick to buy a thousand more shares of Exxon, BP, and Shell stocks while shorting anything that has to do with solar and wind because solar panels look fucking gay and windmills are for dipshits. Reach Greta's floor, backflip into her door, breaking that shit down and sending splinters flying everywhere setting off fucking car alarms and barking dogs. Her primal Scandinavian woman survival instinct kicks in and she immediately presents herself to you from all the viking raping and pillaging burned into her Nordic DNA.

You put a plastic non-biodegradable bag from Walmart over her muppet face, set a cooked rack of barbecue ribs on the small of her back, and go to town, throwing the cleaned rib bones at the back of her stupid cantaloupe head in between thrusts. After blowing your load and covering the room in non-vegan protein, you wipe your monolithic dong on her priceless handmade native American uber-sustainable fairtrade honestly sourced hippie sweater. Jump out the fucking window into a formula 1 race car and cover the hotel in black rubber as you burnout and blaze off into another American night.

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honestly it really doesn't make a difference. a drop of water in an ocean of piss.
there's enough boomers, NPCs and sub-humans that keep entire industries like MSM alive.
the video gaming industry is a good example. literal sub-human untermensch trash industry for the bottom of the barrel humanity has to offer, yet somehow it's still alive

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does that mean based NEETs will have to repopulate the earth?

remove the hair and looks like a tranny

turn on abc 24

scomo is talking about cancelling the corona bux

how are they gonna sue if they don't complain about how miserable it is?

>too scared to join a protest

Lets get the helmets and sheilds ready boys, we will show him.

SHEILD WALL!!!!!

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fuck, the media has infected my mind

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no refunds
oh wait, he's the type of cunt that would categorise it as a loan after the fact

Go back to YouTube, if someone wants to complain about their freedoms being taken away then they have every right. Just because we are all too unorganised, lazy, drunk and dependent on the system and daily comforts to change dosent mean you have to complain about people complaining. You will get to thier age and will still be complaining

>watching government propaganda
I bet you think traps aren't gay

0% of people here click it anyway. I could linke World Socialist Website and no one would know the difference.

When do we riot?

They're American aren't they... God I hate them

>politician considers going back on promises
>you are surprised
Are you 12?
..You already spent it. Didn't you.

>You will get to thier age
guess again, faggot
there's only one way into Valhalla. and it's not dying in a fucking nursing home being finger fed curry from the shit smeared smelly fingers of Indians

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So, this $1500/fortnight just for cunts who can claim they've been put out by the Kung flu or what?

Only when the bottle o is closed

I'll bash the cunt if he does

Take the Bachpill, lads. Improve your mind.
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