/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2773

Why do I see this very same reply in every thread?

>#2773
wasn't it supposed to be 2723? are we skipping timelines again?

Don’t ever leave us Gary.

Because Gary is one of us, and one with us, now and forever.

it already did my cute and stupid user

Gary impregnate me

:)

>American reported cases and deaths reduce on a Sundays because most officials have the day off

fucking lel

>Not even trolling
Yeah pretty sure you are trolling.

nice b8, m8, I h8 it

wtf

is this being suppressed? or just too damn stupid to properly tally the new numbers?

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It spreads easier than the flu, has a higher mortality rate than the flu, and no one has any immunity to it.

>X number of people die from the flu each year who cares!
And Corona will be even higher

First.

It literally already has and its barely started.

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I’d murder a small child and his entire nuclear and extended family for some Larosa’s hot wings. But NOOOOOOOO I HAVE TO DO THE FUCKING RESPONSIBLE THING AND AVOID TAKE-OUT

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does flu have 17% deathrate and permanent damage to body? Also does flu currently spread exponentially?

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>First.

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can't expect gubmint goons to give up the weekend for a bit of dying

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 142,735 (2,489) Italy 97,689 (10,779) China 81,470 (3,304) Spain 80,110 (6,803) Germany 62,435 (541) France 40,174 (2,606) Iran 38,309 (2,640) United Kingdom 19,522 (1,228) Switzerland 14,944 (300) Netherlands 10,866 (771) Belgium 10,836 (431) South Korea 9,661 (158) Turkey 9,217 (131) Austria 8,958 (86) Canada 6,320 (65) Portugal 5,962 (119) Israel 4,347 (15) Norway 4,305 (26) Brazil 4,256 (136) Australia 4,163 (18) Sweden 3,700 (110) Czech Republic 2,837 (17) Ireland 2,615 (46) Denmark 2,555 (72) Malaysia 2,470 (35) Chile 2,139 (7) Luxembourg 1,950 (21) Ecuador 1,924 (58) Poland 1,905 (26) Japan 1,866 (54) Romania 1,815 (43) Pakistan 1,625 (18) Philippines 1,546 (78) Russia 1,534 (8) Thailand 1,524 (7) Saudi Arabia 1,299 (8) Finland 1,286 (11) Indonesia 1,285 (114) South Africa 1,280 (2) Greece 1,156 (39) India 1,071 (29) Iceland 1,020 (2) Mexico 993 (20) Panama 989 (24) Dominican Republic 859 (39)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +275 (+5) China +31 (+4) South Korea +78 (+6) Australia (+1) Czech Republic +20 (+1) Poland +43 (+4) Pakistan +28 (+4) Philippines +128 (+7) India +47 (+2) Mexico +145 (+4) Morocco +37 (+1) Hungary +39 (+2) Switzerland +115 Austria +170 Israel +100 Norway +21 Denmark +160 Thailand +136 Finland +46 Estonia +36 New Zealand +75 Bahrain +16 Lithuania +24 Latvia +29 Bulgaria +8 Bosnia & Herzegovina +17 Kazakhstan +9 Honduras +29 Sri Lanka +3 Palestine +6 Mauritius +3 Georgia +7 Bolivia +15 Montenegro +6 Paraguay +5 Bangladesh +1 Togo +5 El Salvador +6…

>FULL LISTS
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Have safe sex anons

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nah we're at you didn't listen
april will be an entire month of 'WHY DIDNT YOU LISTEN' followed by 'YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS' just like it says

>REMINDER: do NOT answer NOTHINGBURGERS
REMINDER: do NOT answer NOTHINGBURGERS
>REMINDER: do NOT answer NOTHINGBURGERS

they'll try to bait you with stupid stuff but they totally don't care

They are in full denial mode, because they realize that they've been too stupid to see this obvious pandemic comming
Now they're mad as fuck and try to downplay this pandemic whenever they can.

Fact: if there where no counter measures, this virus would go rampage and LITERALLY kill millions

DO NOT ANSWER THEM

They are the worst and they know it.
"hua hua, i trolled him to answer my obvious bait, me so smart"

that's all they live for right now.

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>inb4 it's overhyped to crash economy and/or install NWO

i'm totally aware of this possibility
btw: overhyped doesn't nessesarily mean harmless virus

>believing MSM
>t-think for yourself

the way you nothingburgers trusted WHO back in january, right?

phahahahahahahhahahah

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What would be the non-essential items?

>17%
No

Update from France where HCQ + Azithromycin is being applied against government will at Marseille.

1291 treated
1 death

Wherever, push your governement to use HCQ + Azithromycin, there is no alternative so far.

Secondary effects : Nausea and stomach pain 10% of cases

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normalniggers can't handle cabin fever lmao

honestly I'd do the same thing, not because I can't just do it myself but why not flex your power over people a bit?

Guys, I have a feeling this shit is about to explode over the next few days. I think confirmed cases will skyrocket, more than we've seen, along with deaths. Too many people have traveled around and it has spread around too much. I don't think there's any stopping it now.

Yes based Gary, I indeed hate the Chinese.

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get on my level, Romania has fined at least 33000 people and quarantined 800 people, as well as opening 200 penal files for people intentionally breaking the pandemic limitations just to spread the virus

>against government will
Could you expand on that

It spreads much more easily than the flu and has a higher fatality rate by most metrics. If we just let it wild it will be guaranteed to kill 4 percent of the pop, probably half will be people who don't die otherwise. For most people that means at least 1 person they know.

So I just noticed the narrative has very recently changed from "this only kills boomers, everybody under 50 will barely notice they had it" to "anybody of any age or health can die easily" plus muh reinfections. What happened to change the opinion so fast?

This shit ain't accurate, it might be 10k

we have 34k dead out of 193k resolved cases

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user...
thats no armpit.

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I managed to get the police on my tail during last night's drive.
Get on my level.

Threadly reminder the Chinese are to blame. direct your anger at them. Demand strong action on China from your government.

W H E R E 'S M Y D I A R R H E A C H E C K ! ! ! ! !

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+0.01%) Germany (+0.26%) France (-0.93%) United Kingdom (-0.41%) Italy (-0.03%) Switzerland (-0.04%) Spain (-1.19%) Austria (0.00%) Poland (-1.16%) Netherlands (0.00%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (-0.66%) Greece (0.00%) Brazil (-5.68%) Japan (+0.54%) Hong Kong (-2.08%) China (-1.92%) Australia (+5.51%) Singapore (-4.46%) India (-3.50%) South Korea (-0.58%) Taiwan (-2.14%) South Africa (+0.79%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-18%) Tokyo (-15%) Beijing (-22%) Wuhan (-24%) New Delhi (0%) Dubai (-3%) Moscow (-1%) Rome (0%) Milan (0%) Berlin (0%) Munich (-1%) Brussels (-3%) Paris (-3%) Madrid (-1%) Barcelona (-3%) London (0%) Johannesburg (-5%) Sao Paulo (-18%) Buenos Aires (-39%) New York (-11%) Washington (-9%) Miami (-5%) Toronto (-9%) Chicago (-18%) Houston (-9%) Mexico City (-15%) Los Angeles (-19%) Seattle (-12%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (229m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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pastebin needs more updated survival tips for noobs

too much dumb advice in the threads - as much as i like the idea of survival of the fittest - we should keep some of our brothers alive

Normalfags can’t cope with it

Now remove chinese numbers.

>doesn't understand the concept of variables
Gotcha

checked

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More tests. More proof the deaths came from Corona. More infections worldwide, more chances for a young person's body to fail them.

Rate my PrEP boys

Also update

>Closed the borders indefinitely, any Polish citizens must undergo mandatory 14-day quarantine if they are caught breaking it they face jail or a huge fine (30,000 zloty / $8K)
>Banned exports of medication and PPE
>Mandatorily quarantined 300,000 citizens, which they have to install a selfie app that sends a selfie to the police randomly throughout the day. If you do not send a selfie, the police are dispatched within 20 mins. If you are caught outside of quarantine you face criminal charges.
>Can only walk in groups of 2 in public (and they have to be family member), if you are walking with a non-family member it's a 500zl fine ($125)
>Can only leave to get food/medication/take dog for walk (if caught by police 500zl fine, there's already videos on TikTok of people walking fake dog props just to go outside and fool police)
>Cancelled school
>Made Universities online or cancelled
>Closed all malls, gyms, bars, clubs
>Only businesses allowed open are pharmacies, small liquor shops, bakeries and grocery stores
>All doctors are just writing prescriptions over the phone and you go pick it up at the pharmacy
>The open stores must be sanitized twice a day and stores can only have X customers inside depending on the size (ie. small shops 1 poerson, larger grocery stores based on square meters)
>They've installed plastic shields between cashiers, and most employees are wearing masks and gloves
>People have to keep away from other people 2M at all times, including in stores
>Public transit can only be half full and you have to 1 seat away from people

We /Wuhan/ now boyssss

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The media realized it could damage trump and changed their outlook immediately.

They cannot hide it anymore, it was bad from the very beginning.

based and nurglepilled

>17%
>No
Shut the fuck up chink shill, how much is xi paying you?
The fact is that the scientists on /cvg/ have calculated using completely bi-partisan evidence that the mortality rate is around 17%, some estimating even as high as 30%.
This means that we are guaranteed a mad-max-tier habbening pretty damn soon (I'd say in about 2 weeks or so).
If you didn't quit your job and spend thousands of dollars on cans of beans and toilet paper you're a damned idiot.

Higher death rate for old people but as more get infected also younger people die

Have reinfections outside of China been confirmed?

Are you saying it's going to grow even more when reaches countries like Russia? 20%? 25%?

you're the definition of a midwit

I just finished watching Contagion, we're fucked aren't we?

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>more updated survival tips for noobs
It's quite easy actually if you know a thing about herbal medicine. Onions, honey, elderberries and various fungi are all fine remedies or even cures

Prove to me this virus is real. I live in Scottsdale and I see people outside all day. Only ones wearing masks are medical health workers.

Its gonna be several months before we get Mad Max shit, if it happens.

From what I understand some health official in the French gov is literally a gigakike and reclassified hydroxychloroquine in January so that it was no longer available OTC

Bitch I made buffalo drum sticks and fresh blue cheese dressing at home just the other day it was delish

>government mandated selfies

Cases are about to explode. It's gone global, too many people have been in contact and the mortality rate of this thing is well above 5%. I have a feeling shit is about to get really bad.

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>tvthek.orf.at/live/Pressekonferenz-Aktuelles-zur-Coronakrise/14059087
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>tvthek.orf.at/live/Pressekonferenz-Aktuelles-zur-Coronakrise/14059087

AUSTRIAN UPDATE ON LOCKDOWN INCOMING
still mildly awake, any interest in a recap for non-g*rms?

Terms a complete mystery. In Northern Ireland they've allowed alcohol stores to reopen, apparently making a bottle of liebfraumilch an essential item in the process.

Fucking newfag

>imagine if that is your crush
>imagine a big fat black cock sliding in that cunt
mmmmmm

There are no more testing kits because crocodiles senator took it for themselves and their families.

IGNORE ALL NOTHINGBURGER SHILLS
>IGNORE ALL NOTHINGBURGER SHILLS
They will use pilpul arguments like:
>muh only serious cases are being tested which skews the mortality rate
>muh millions die of the flu every year
>muh diamond princess shows around 1% mortality rate even for boomers.

It's important that we keep ignoring these arguments. Don't try to respond to nothingburgerfags, they will keep replying with more (((statistics))) and (((evidence))).
We know in our hearts that the real mortality rate is actually around 40% or 50%.

Your proof will be the death of someone you know or coofing up a storm pwrsonally, I guess.

It's arguably worse than the movie, because world governments are trying to "save" the """economy""" by throwing their populations under the bus.

>canned beans
Why is everyone pushing this meme?
Dried meat and dried vegetables and dried food exists.
Why on earth would you eat miserable when you could just as much eat proper food?

>nurglepilled
I'm not spreading it though. I just go out for my comfy night drive. I'm not giving up that just because they ordered everyone to stay home.
They can't even catch me with their shitty Dacias and they can't find my address either since I use expired temporary plates during these crazy times.

yeah.
pic related is a bit closer to the actual numbers in here. it will explain a lot of things.

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>j just two more weeks bro! y you’ll see.

Ok polish fag do you ever get tired of posting that same pic over and over saying rate your prep? You're a broken record

I’m picking up groceries in a few days. I’ll consider doing that, can’t be too difficult to prepare.

/cvg/ early February
>OH SHIT THIS VIRUS IS AIRBORNE IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!

/cvg/ end of February through March
>Airborne? Are you dumb? Yes but only if you COOF on people

/cvg/ end of March
>CORONA-CHAN IS AIRBORNE NOW! THE END IS NIGH! AAAAAAAAA

What the fuck?

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The WHO is useless, unlike their portrayal as heroes in Contagion, so yeah. Millions will die.

Sure. Gouvernent applied a decree to only use HCQ on critical case, people that will pretty much die anyway, and blocked town doctor from prescibing it. It can only be made in hospitals.

They are also seizing HCQ stock for the "Discovery" European clinical trial, but in this trial they do not add Azithromycin but lopinavir (lopinavir showed shit results already).

At Marseille, they test everyone and give treatment to eveyone, they claim Hippocratic Oath (to cure with the best treatment available) is greater than political decision.

who you quoting

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They are literal glowniggers. The government is trying to prevent lawlessness/panic. They are easing the public into the reality there will be people dying on the street and to accept and not panic.

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In all honesty 34k dead isn't extraordinary on a world scale. But wait 2 weeks.

WHO indeed

>end of February through March
That's when Xi's cronies were shitposting full time.

of course it is going to explode in your country. I fully expect riots and lootings within 2 weeks

>Yas Forums
>consistent

Pick one and only one.

don’t kid yourself femcel no one is maintaining your smooch

So, are you oiling the guilottines already or what.

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more like:

/cvg/ in january: this will be a pandemic
/cvg/ in march: oh no the media know, so it must be a nothingburger in reality, there is noooo pandemic

I need to do a grocery run soon (yeah I'm an idiot). What's the correct procedure for decontaminating? Is produce a no-go? I'm hearing wrapping it in a plastic bag for 30 days but can't I just decontaminate the surfaces?

Man searches Presbyterian Hospital NY for infected..can't find any..

Pandemic without any victims

CRASH THE ECONOMY
DESTROY ALL SMALL BUSINESSES

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Trump seems to be questioning how hospitals’ demand for masks has skyrocketed so much recently. “Are they going out the back door? … Somebody should probably look into that. I just don’t see from a practical standpoint how it’s possible to go from that to that."

Why does Yas Forums worship this complete retard?

bros what do you think will happen in the following weeks? will the april 14 lockdown lifting push through?

Israel has the 17th highest confirmed cases, but they're the 100th largest country by population.

That's exactly the point. The average person has no concept on exponential growth. Now factor in the fact that when medical workers get sick/die, and capacity is higher, the deaths will skyrocket even faster.

OP now added this

>RESEARCH
Aerosolized, airborne transmission
archive.is/AOka6

Truth.

Anything that is not a randomized trial with placebo controls is worthless in the eyes of science.

Lockdowns going to be extended for like a another month

Testing

they can’t hide it anymore who would have thought that china lied amazing i know

either /herd/ or national lockdown for months

Science failed man when they got along with the 9/11 narrative.

>
>It literally already has and its barely started.
Lurk moar

yes we use reddit

Checked.

>now
Fuck off newfag, it's been one of the links since 8-Feb. The links rotate but it has never been removed from the rotating links.

yes

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12 Experts Questioning the Coronavirus Panic
off-guardian.org/2020/03/24/12-experts-questioning-the-coronavirus-panic/?__cf_chl_jschl_tk__=7201ba043e814eab7092927ddeaa82f8afdde4e4-1585531696-0-AZpD1ga4aWJzrqwgVf6AqYC_asRvCX4moq1l_VP69oian8T04c9zX6TQJpIhRWB3GUZI-Rt9E8uDsAHg6KMQAB5FqJRE2UtaijI26NEgJkMfha1rXkVPStVfjBK1w90rIxBl_7IUFpLi8nCMdZKgKYsLCY07sR7L8_uX-u3ZUq0ntSqiqH79RqNy6p8FFSak6n9_hg-dfh7q2xxzgDteb97icpZHWfbGMHZnbBy8OzFmcOyvrxbRa0WEDUiV1lUNcZPFGb_WJ8T1ORdbbCP3WZ9wrphbydyZeV9n8hRgDAaT_V5qggP9ZpzVh_YbzCDgjehjM7gfoAomYCiTBmocwe0spv-Zc9tUtzmKn4LSg-8O&fbclid=IwAR13ORUnvarXyu2gbaa13Gp1t5j_4b-2HJ7aXmQc8yFuP__S94ixxYSYKR0

This.
In 2 weeks from now, shit's gonna be absolutely fucked.
>inb4 shills point out china stats
China lied you absolute faggots. There are millions of dead bodies hidden in wuhan.
>inb4 shills point out that most other countries stats are moving much slower than chinas
So fucking what shill faggot bitch-cunt? It obviously means that the other countries are lying as well.

The true mortality rate of this virus is probably well into the 60% range, and that's not even counting the permanent lung damage and testicular damage and being reinfected multiple times due to no immunity.

holy shit do you need to get infected yourself to understand it's fucking real you absolute stupid fucking mongoloid?

Why can't you people just prepare?

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Exponential growth has been stifled in most countries with extreme quarantine measures. I don't think we will see deaths skyrocket unless there's a second wave. We as a species have become too smart, we are outsmarting mother nature.

Gary. Remember when I said you are my husband and there is no choice in the matter.
Why do you never call?

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10 MORE Experts Criticising the Coronavirus Panic
off-guardian.org/2020/03/28/10-more-experts-criticising-the-coronavirus-panic/?fbclid=IwAR0tAsU3eON4_YnX3eo6-zEICLzRzNyddblVb00uVKhjdepop1Us6xp7Ws0&__cf_chl_jschl_tk__=850f900cd60cccde98002585cd266ca2c28f3659-1585553713-0-ARu5IraICOylpBAiQ4pZkJjcsgAkiqV8J1BZfLxGA4k5f-zsr7r59KexJRjjYwBo_fUS4Rz8Zw5GSezwl4phnhRninIRN_WkGqITd6Mmj9lbCwLl4-z0kEDIl7GrlEMpvG8XtnOcBKKnSyxhfmMZ6CrG0d38ITSBdjIrwD5Y75-Pu-1Xh2j8fGGDuxOINwXjk2t_N1eMYT4sqiZeRqPuNpTB20bsu36zN3G9AFnUTfdE-_fnB7zajncrro07hIMKwCE8DFeuaOWha9X33Knz1VVYRKgGhiAHnDXEjKwWcg_praEs0NmWccaoEsEvFIVWe4PxfVXO9kl0wlHFsC1T4-s33mnFMtStqunAI8AtZjszcw63HjZ_jpFaeFSyEoBJqQdf5ZyFbHAJVc-rVSv1193eHEcoOJtU4ueXh1fkdHNr3lTqUj7st0ZRZakIZrsNbA

Watch this, user. At the very least, watch the last eleven minutes.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=4J0d59dd-qM#

dw argentine /cvg/ has always been the worst since the first hundreds. This nigga put so much fake and gay vids in from twitter/isChinar and even with proof wouldn't remove them. Argentine /cvg/ user posts fake and gay shit, don't forget that.

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>500 less deaths yesterday than the previous day
>imagine thinking coronavirus is exponential
HAHAHAHAHHAHAA OHNONONO! DELUSIONAL HAPPENING FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH!

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I'd usually say this is the wrong way to do it because it's so early, but 100,000+ recovered is a great sample size.

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its americans they rather die to please the DOW line

Boomer media saw millenials and zoomers giving zero fucks about spreading the virus, calling it the boomer remover, and are terrified of them getting the boomers sick so they had to change the narrative to try and frighten the youth in order so they wouldn't spread it.

You'd think after 2773 threads people would stop falling for this bait

the discussion was always if it's aerosolized or airborne
we had early data suggesting the latter (HK complex)
followed by the WHO confirming it, to data suggesting only droplet infection.
Sorry we follow what the most recent studies and change our opinions accordingly
Nigger

Well everybody knew they lied, except for the Dutch government who went like ahhhhh 3k deaths in china, that means maybe a dozen deaths in NL.... We'll be fine

Based Cincy poster