"This will all be over soon."
>The fuck
Website response to forgot password WTF
Alexander Price
Other urls found in this thread:
github.com
en.wikipedia.org
twitter.com
Eli Kelly
I turned off notifications on my pc. HP sent me a red flagged thing that took up half my screen anyway. I had 16 messages from them unread. Never read the red one either.
Elijah Parker
isnt this a kind of schizophrenia
Bentley Long
>isnt this a kind of schizophrenia
Checked. I think schizos relate the stock market to a Chinese herb to politics in one sentence. Had a co-worker who was diagnosed as a mild case. Was fine, but took some meds twice a day and would run out. He came in with bruised knuckles twice at the end of the month. Maybe he was bi-polar, idk. Seemed reasonable, even intelligent, if not with some weird stories about a cult and trafficking coke at an airport. Off his meds aloof.
Jace Kelly
>using stock oem software
>not installing a fresh windows right at the bat and then using windows debloater
It's like you guys like to run 50% slower than you could.
Gabriel Cox
>windows debloater
redpill me on this. I'm looking it up.
Joseph Gonzalez
Bloatware that is removed:
3DBuilder, Appconnector, Bing Finance, Bing News, Bing Sports, Bing Weather, Fresh Paint, Get started, Microsoft Office Hub, Microsoft Solitaire Collection, Microsoft Sticky Notes, OneNote, OneConnect, People, Skype for Desktop, Alarms, Camera, Maps, Phone, SoundRecorder, XboxApp, Zune Music, Zune Video, Windows communications apps, Minecraft, PowerBI, Network Speed Test, Phone, Messaging, Office Sway, Windows Feedback Hub, Bing Food And Drink, Bing Travel, Bing Health And Fitness, Windows Reading List, Twitter, Pandora, Flipboard, Shazam, CandyCrush, CandyCrushSoda, King apps, iHeartRadio, Netflix, DrawboardPDF, PicsArt-PhotoStudio, FarmVille 2 Country Escape, TuneInRadio, Asphalt8, NYT Crossword, CyberLink MediaSuite Essentials, Facebook, Royal Revolt 2, Caesars Slots Free Casino, March of Empires, Phototastic Collage, Autodesk SketchBook, Duolingo, EclipseManager, ActiproSoftware, BioEnrollment, Windows Feedback, Xbox Game CallableUI, Xbox Identity Provider, and ContactSupport.
Nathaniel Hughes
Check who the safeco executives are
See if they prepped
Parker Allen
> Be a "Schizo"
> Collect and gather a lot of information
> Fun hobby
> Notice a strange pattern
> Tells someone "Hey. Look at this pattern."
> someone: "That would never happen. You're delusional"
> Become depressed
> Isolate themselves in their appartment with paper thin walls
> hears neighbors talking.
> Too depressed to realize the walls are just too thin.
> Tell someone "Hey. I hear voices while in my room."
> Someone: "You're delusional!"
> Someone: calls police to report their "friend / relative"
> Become more depress
> Does not talk to anybody
> Cannot smile because they are biologically depressed
> Tries to talk about the situation but can't find the words due to depression
> Becomes more depressed when they are ostracized
> Stops talking all together
> Neighbors keep laughing
> Too depressed to realize it's normal
> Too isolated to realize that the neighbors don't give a fuck about them
> Becomes psychotic due to lack of social interaction (proven effect from solitary confinement)
> Forced on medications
> Gains flattened affect from medications
> looses all motivations from medications
> thoughts are disorganized due to a well known side effect of atypical antipsychotics and anti colvulsants
> become an hero
> mfw when observing a friend with this issue
James James
Basically uninstalls all the unneeded services from Windows. From registry. That means for good unless you want them back.
It's customizable so you can decide what to uninstall but since you seem to not be knowledgeable ablut the subject, let the program use the default settings.
It's also opensource and on github. No scams, no bitcoin miner, etc.
It'll give a noticeable improvement to the performance, no lie.
Dominic Clark
You forgot your password. They are saying password recovery will be unneccesery in the future.
Matthew Cooper
Thanks bruh
Andrew Green
Aiden Young
Windows 10: Backdoor edition.
Evan Gray
Seeing this message that was likely put into place a decade ago and relating it to current events as some sort of signal especially to oneself is symptomatic, yes.
Jackson Ramirez
Incorrect. That is an example of "Clinical Narcissism".
Clinical Narcissism is always co-morbid with "Schizophrenia" for obvious reasons.
Leo Harris
Why be surprised.
Just embrace it , haven't we all wanted this after all
John Hall
good god I've done this manually, twice. But if you do it your PC can be fast
Lucas Wright
Makes sense.
Luis Davis
i might be your friend
James Hall
Luis Hall
im not narcissistic
Joshua Allen
>symptomatic
or maybe its synchronicity
Landon Kelly
What if I have 5 of those symptoms? All mild though. I was told directly the turrets was mild, my vision is bad enough I need help to drive, but its not terrible, my migraines are painless (and undiagnosed) but I get batshit crazy auroras and my mother had it bad. Oppositional defiant disorder is my go to move, even though the good guys love me.
Jeremiah Morgan
>Not using a Gnu/Linux OS
BAKA
t. Zorin OS Master Race
Benjamin Gutierrez
painless migraines?
weird, my migraines get triggered from being sober and going outside really
ODD is a meme disorder you get it if you so much as rebel against any bad authority, and try to think for yourself, i disagree with that diagnosis and heavily imply that it does not exist and should not exist
Landon Martinez
It's referring to the password reset process, schizoid
Logan Rivera
Epic. They'll love watching their life on a big screen in hell with demons laughing at him
Jose Brooks
You are supposed to be relieved that the incredible task of resetting your password is almost over. It is in reference to how weak and lazy the average person is because tapping a couple of extra times on their ipad is considered hard work.
Christian Cruz
Does it have to be a fresh windows or can i use it without deleting everything?
Julian Sanchez
Oliver Gonzalez
>painless migraines?
Not sure what it is, but I can identify all the steps in the migraine process. Painless migraines are a real thing, and its genetic. My mother's were terrible. Days on end. I just get exhausted for two days after a day of loss of concentration and lights.
en.wikipedia.org
John Nguyen
yeah i know migraines without pain are real, migraines arent headaches the pains usually a symptom of a migraine
Blake Bennett
I don't even know how to install it yet. I'm a retard and I'll try what I can after I wake up. You can bother that one guy or /g/. I'm not much help.
Gavin Carter
or you could just manually remove this shit
Levi Rodriguez
Schizo affective disorder is nothing and has nothing to do with Schizophrenia.
Based on your list of Diagnoses, I recommend talking to your doctor about Bipolar II. Stay aware from most atypical antipsychotics, Lamtical may help. You will need ADHD meds, try Vvyanse first.
> details
Your anxiety and Schizoaffective diagnoses are marked as unspecified, meaning you clearly exhibit the symptoms via self reporting and observable lived experiences, but you do not "suffer" from them, just "experience" them.
Major Depressive Disorder is Bipolar Disorder without the manic state.
Anxiety is actually a hypomanic state compactified to a specific affect; usually fear, specifically fear of the future.
If you have migraines, it might be likely that you have tooth fillings. Have them removed, or use a non conductive filling so you're not literally short circuiting your brain with your saliva.
You have astigmatism paired with A.S.D: so chances are you're a very aural based individual who is sensitive to various sound frequencies, that much prefer headphones, and have spent quite a bit of funds on their audio equipment (though I might be wrong with this one). If this is the case, make sure that you have one day every few weeks where you clean your ears using some non alcohol based cleaner; you likely have an earwax impaction of you've not been keeping up with this.
As your doctor to remove the oppositional defiant disorder from your medical records; you really don't want that there.
Bentley Richardson
saved.
Any nerds see problems with running games or media?
Connor Roberts
>Schizo affective disorder is nothing and has nothing to do with Schizophrenia.
Stopped reading there, you're blatantly wrong.
To be diagnosed with schizoaffective you literally, literally, need symptoms of schizophrenia and a mood disorder.
In my case, it's probably a depressive type. Could be bipolar, sometimes I feel really good. Probably bipolar type.
I spent money on a sound card 60 bucks and 150ish on HD 579's i prefer headphones because its higher quality yes, and cheaper than expensive stereos and more personal.
>As your doctor to remove the oppositional defiant disorder from your medical records; you really don't want that there.
I don't know why that came into play, I think the nurse at the group home I lived at when my parents kicked me out is why. She hated me.
Carson Wood
Look at them digits and you tell me user. You tell me.
Carson Cooper
also im currently not on medication just rotting away on SSI and being a turd doing things like this
John Nelson
...did you nut on it?
Nathaniel Rodriguez
maybe?
Daniel Davis
Yeah, there was a TV commercial for a TV channel in Norway, based in Oslo, right up until 22 July 2011 that featured a bomb that was ticking down and the text "see you soon". Then guess what happened.
Liam Lee
Why is my dad in your computer user?
Jaxson James
Jezus christ you people are insane hardcore drugs use is always the answer.
Chase Bailey
Just some faggot code soiboy writing overly chatty instructions.
Elijah Miller
What?
Levi Gomez
>Go to a shrink because the state says you have to
>Talk about ordinary events with your shrink
>Shrink decides out of the blue that something you mentioned was hallusinations
>Shrink has you put in a mental hospital
You try to explain that it was real
>The doctors write in their reports "Totally psychotic, still adament the hallusinations were real, needs long term hospitalization"
>Get put in a long term hospital for months
So how was everyone elses month?
Parker Martinez
What? Are you illiterate?
Mason Campbell
Maybe if you were less of a fucking nigger and read the rest of what I typed, instead of having me waste my fucking time giving you medical advice that costed me tens of thousands of dollars to receive, you'd have the intelligence to know that your pic related literally says nothing of use or physical value and it uses circular reasoning. Schizo affective disorder has literally nothing to do with Schizophrenia.
The "Schizo" in both of those terms refers to being susceptible to negative thoughts and emotions. It's literally anybody with a big V neuroticism rating of 60 percentile or higher.
If you were not such a fucking nigger, you'd realize that that chart you listen -cannot- be correct, because it implies that Schizoaffective disorder is -worse- than Schizophrenia.
Have you ever heard of something that is not a severe disorder that has the primay symptoms of a severe disorder? How the fuck does that work? Fucking use your fucking brain and stop brainlessly simply accepting labels being forced onto you by people who don't know where the on button for their computer is located, or don't know how to use google.com
How the fuck does Schizophrenia not effect someone's mood when one of it's number one symptoms is a drastic change in a person's mood caused by perceived changes in extroverted behavior, thinking and feelings (read: Mood, Demeanor).
Your fucking insulting, childish bitch line of not putting any effort into the sense making process is embarrassing to witness. Do some fucking proper research before you start popping pills.
Fuck.
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Evan Clark
i dont think you understand schizoaffective disorder, it's literally schizophrenia with depression/bipolar
It's part of the diagnosis criteria
You're a fucking moron
Caleb Turner
All schitzo and /x/ posters need to be permabanned, I'm fucking sick of this shit
Dylan Myers
Here, explained by an actual child
Nathaniel Ortiz
What [happened next]?
Bentley Murphy
Oh, I thought it was obvious. The guy who bombed the government building happened. The commercial disappeared after that.
Henry Edwards
I know a guy this happend to he escaped by jumping a wall and when hé tried to sue the bastards for torture and what not. Sorry we have no records of you ever staying here. Never ever trust a shrink your a money pot for them and when they get you inside An institution you become a captive audience.
Noah Brown
> Could be bipolar, sometimes I feel really good.
Which is why I said look into bipolar II.
> I spent money on a sound card...
The average person spends less than $20 bucks on their headphones every few years; usually 0 because they go with headphones / earphones that comes with their device.
> I don't know why that came into play
Doctors make some of the largest mistakes imaginable. Chances are you were with a mental health provider that vaguely recall thinking about the idea who wrote it down in their notes, and their assistance just blindly entered the notes into the system.
You can call your healthcare provider directly and ask for them to remove it from your record as it is "determent to my psychological health and well being to have me standing up for myself and freely sharing my opinions to be labeled
as disorder as if I am a cognitive slave" or something along the lines of that.
Again; you really don't want that to be on your record.
> checked
I recommend transitioning off of SSRIs as soon as possible. If you can't a mix of welbutrin and lamtical will definitely be much better for you. Talk to your healthcare provider about those. Welbutrin handles your mood and opens your compactified affect, Lamtical prevents microseziures that occur in the brain of most individuals with mood disorders such as bipolar.
Remember, it is always best to take a single label that includes other labels, than to take all of the individual labels al la carte.
Hudson Baker
lol
it's just someone's sense of humor
Nathan Barnes
why would i needa bipolar diagnosis when i have schizoaffective and a depression diagnosis i dont need a trophy of diagnosis
>The average person spends less than $20 bucks on their headphones every few years; usually 0 because they go with headphones / earphones that comes with their device.
But it's lasted me 2+ years, audio sounding nice is nice
>Doctors make some of the largest mistakes imaginable. Chances are you were with a mental health provider that vaguely recall thinking about the idea who wrote it down in their notes, and their assistance just blindly entered the notes into the system.
I think I pissed off someone, that's how I got my sperg diagnosis at 11. I argued with the doctor playing with dolls is dumb and we argued until he was red in the face from being beaten by a child in debate
>SSRI's
I do not take any medication, I was on SSRI back in the day and it only made me worse.
Easton Hill
what was it that the shrink suddenly latched on as a hallucination?
Zachary Carter
>blocks your path
Got any of that good good?
Never ever go with a mental health provider within a hospital. Never go to a doctor that has "shrink" anywhere in their description. Always get a second opinion. I'm not sure how it works in your country though.
But that situation's fucked man.
Elijah James
not him but I told people about MK Ultra and they think that's a delusion even though I told them exactly where to find the declassified documentation on it, on cia.gov.
Kevin Hernandez
This is why I do not seek mental help. My Gmod friend who was 14 when we were kids, I was like 15 at the time, got involuntarily admitted because his parents were gaslighting his care providers.
Luis Torres
I was talking about some idiot playing music on a bluetooth loudspeaker connected to his phone at work. That is what the shrink said was a hallucination.
Anthony Sanchez
Thanks, it was pretty obvious, just wasn't sure. Spooky
Hunter Flores
I think black people do more crime on average
James Mitchell
:^)
Thomas Howard
Hahaha holy fuck you're joking, right? Did you work in a restaurant? The chefs love to do that shit
Jordan Nguyen
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