Have you ever met an unsuccessful or struggling jew?

Have you ever met an unsuccessful or struggling jew?

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Most jews live the same meaningless and boring life like you do.

Yep it's pretty funny. I used to work with a jew, he was our dishwasher and he had some kind of brain damage. He always told racist and antisemitic jokes every day and thought it was the funniest shit ever.

Yes, but he was from central america. He was struggling with immigration at the time, wanted to live his developing country for a better life in Germany. Don't know what happened to him.

>live = leave

Yeah, in the movies and shows

>inb4source

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Jerry Seinfeld told a joke on Norm MacDonald Live one time. It went something along the lines of Jerry saying to Norm "And sometimes a joke is funny because of who DOESNT get it. For instance, there's an old Jewish joke that goes a man is walking down the street and sees a goy he knows. The Jew says 'how's business' and the goy says 'great!"

That's it. That's the end of the joke. Get it? I feel like people on Yas Forums might be able to get the joke. The joke is funny because a jew would never think a goyim would have a "great" business, so goyim saying business is "great" is a joke.

And it's funny because goyim DONT get it

I think the founder of the UnzReview is Jewish by blood, but his dad left him and his mom to fend for themselves. He tried breaking into the Jewish upper classes of LA, but they wouldn't let him. He had a brief stint as a small time politician. Now he just hosts a site for politically incorrect research, articles, and explanations for why the holocaust didn't happen. Fascinating guy

The joke is two Jews talking to each other, and it's funny because Jews always complain

Yeah my grandma who's a retired teacher

Yeah. She was a druggy who was disowned by her millionaire doctor parents and spent her ivy league college fund on heroin.

This.
You're retarded

I did a working holiday in Japan a few years ago. I met two jews there.
One was dead inside, fucked up his 401k or whatever you Americans call it and decided to live in Japan and work until he dies or something. My take was he knew he couldnt get any tail in America at his age but in Japan he had a free for all buffet.
Dude was alright to talk to but his sense of loss and dismay was not hidden well.
Second guy was a Jew who got his dick stuck in a Jap hotty and had just gotten divorce raped by her. Dude was a cunt and sour as fuck over everything. Hated me and turned the whole company I worked for against me because I made a joke to his face about Krispy Kreme donuts being delicious because of their connection to the Nazi's. I don't regret it.
But I was amazed by how quickly and subtly he made everyone hate me overnight. It was like red food dye seeping through pure water.
Both were ashkenazi so they could almost double for white men.. almost.
I met some young stupid jews on a holiday in Vietnam. They were super devil may care, I wondered how they were still alive by the end of the tour.

Yeah, they usually have a lot of drug and mental illness problems.

>The joke is funny because a jew would never think a goyim would have a "great" business
Wtf how do you know exactly which video the joke comes from and still get it wrong when he explains it in the video

OK Moshe. Sure.
If you're not Jewish yourself, then apparently you're PART of the reason why the joke is funny

After investigating orthodox Judaism I must say they are more like the Mennonites or Amish than some sinister collective out for world domination. Many shun technology, eat a traditional diet, and focus all their time on archaic Torah study.

Not really understanding why ppl are so threatened by them. I think the Catholic diocese in any region is vastly more powerful and subversive.

Success and money aren't related. Some people don't seek wealth.
I know many Jews who make ends meat. Few went on to be teachers working at Temples making shit pay but it's what they wanted to do.

Jews are ambitious and smart people, but they aren't all rich and powerful.

From my research... many are just at or barely above the poverty line. Like the Mormons they tend to have larger families.

>Hated me and turned the whole company I worked for against me because I made a joke to his face about Krispy Kreme donuts being delicious because of their connection to the Nazi's. I don't regret it.
>But I was amazed by how quickly and subtly he made everyone hate me overnight.

Dude, I think that was 95% you being an asshole on purpose that made people not like you. It's OK not to like the guy but if he didn't actually do anything to you beforehand that comment was out of line.Yes, this is Yas Forums and everyone is trying to out-Nazi everyone else but you were still a dick.

I keep seeing this fucking Jewess and I'm falling in love

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they essentially don't exist... being born jewish is like being born into a massive cronyistic family. you could be borderline retarded and completely talentless and still succeed wildly

yes.

my friend's friend. In college he drank a lot and parties but finally graduated 8yrs later. But jew mothers will be jew mothers... so he always had support with whatever $7/hr job he had.

long story short he didnt like physical labor. My friend helped him get a job with a marketing company who has a team that primarily does mod resets for stores... he walked out on day 1 and quit because the physical labor.

long-long story short... he's a heifer now and got diagnosed with diabetes.

'Nice joke, Christ-killer! You're such a gas! Get it? Gas? Don't worry, one day you will. Get the gas I mean, not the joke. See ya later, bignose'.
>dealwithit.gif

if you had more than two braincells to rub together you'd glean the punchline from the context

Yeah, they usually ask me for money. “A loan” for a “friend” or “neighbor.” I usually make up an excuse not to give them that loan.

One of my Jewish co-workers was super envious of me buying a house in Oakland.

get in line, wite boi

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>Doesn't even have khazar milkers

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Built for big christian cock

No. Unlike goyim, Jews help eachother far better than any other race.

She was paid good money for this she actually loves goyim cock.
That's the beautiful thing, she does now.

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at least one in the late 00s. he was so poor, he was still using floppy discs.

Luckily, I've met very few jews since there are only a couple of hundred of them in Norway and most of them live in Oslo.
The only jew I personally knew was non-practicing, married a non-jewish woman, ate and loved pork and hated Israel. He was pretty cool for a leaf.

spiritually? all the time

would make mischling babies with right

No shit, shylock. Why do you think you are universally detested by the rest of humanity? It's not enough for you to love your own people, you have to try destroy everyone else.

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He doesn't explain it in the video. Norm just says he doesn't get it and Jerry says "that's the point". And I'm not the one who has it wrong.

Also, and I know the point of the joke is as I said anyway, but regardless, logically speaking if the point of the joke were as you say then it wouldn't be "funny because of those who don't get it". Don't any of you understand that? It would be a joke that only jews get, but it wouldn't be "funny BECAUSE of those who don't get it". It's only "funny because of those who don't get it" because it's insulting to them. Jesus, you fucking jewish retards

That ovendodger is ugly as fuck mate, plebian taste desu.

60% of the homeless schizo around here are kikes.
They are disgusting and dirty...
..The same as most other jews but dont bother to hide it.

Yes, my buddy is an unhappy workaholic who barely sees his wife and daughter because he's trying to make ends meet.

My best friend is Jewish and I helped him get a job, otherwise he was headed downhill, or at least to a less meaningful existence

Jewish culture can be fucking annoying and downright shitty and rude, but Jews are just people too :/

i'm 22, jewish, shunned by family and am basically trying to start a career from nothing.

why was i shunned?

drugs and the type of music i like.

my dad hung himself and my mom is a piss poor elementary school psychologist/counselor, I dunno. My brother and sister are also not doing so hot, they don't know how they're gonna pay for college.

i stayed at a chabad when i got kicked out but that was for a week at most, then i got kicked out of there and got an apartment with a gentile friend.

No. Jews work together and help each other get positions in corporations, NGOs, and governments.

Go be a faggot somewhere else you glownigger. She's grown on me.

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yeah there's one at my work, he has to do all the bitch jobs and isn't going to get promoted because the next higher position requires work on saturdays which he refuses to do because muh sabbath

Yes.

>this is supposed to turn me off
do you even know where you are? this makes her 10x hotter

NEVER. THEY PRETEND BUT MOST HAVE WEALTHY PARENTS/ FUCK JEWS.

all the other jewish kids i know are either finishing undergrad or are on the verge of suicide from not being prepared for the world

SHE'S UGLY AND I HAVE ALL HER NUDES/ HER ASSHIOLE IS AWFUL.

I fuck all of them jews to sniff her fart

Yes everyday they come to Yas Forums to try and convince us that they control everything.
The struggle to make people believe that Jews run everything and that Kek will not rise is a daily struggle for the jewish people.

I did learn this in my travels, no matter what is said or done there is always an American standing ready to put their two cents opinion on it almost fanatically. I swear you guys hide in the bushes for this stuff.

If you're going to burn the matzo at least choose a kikefu with a big pair of zeppelins.

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It's all lies perpetuated by Yas Forums nazis to destroy the good name of a beautiful young Jewess.

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I actually did meet a jewess and her mom, they were homeless traveling trying to get to jew york. They were orginally from Tel Aviv. I banged her as payment for me paying for their night at this shit hotel LMFAO. I asked her if I had a nice cock (I'm uncut)

>Secure the existence of your people above all else
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT ITS EVIL NOOOOOOOOOO

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Go to a car dealership.

It sounds like getting laid was a foreskin conclusion.

NO I HAVE THEM ON MY ENCRYPTED DRIVE HIDDEN IN MY SHED. ILL BE BACK.

Israeli Jews are poor relative to the average American. I've known quite a few less fortunate millennial Jews. Almost all of them were not active members of the Jewish community.

dat spades sign
> immediately spot
> fucking Yas Forums

Ok schlomo.

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Shut up, kike the jokes on you.

Me

what state was this in?

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European countries kicked jews for the same reason niggers african countries such as zimbabwe and south africa want to kick all white people from their land. Because whites dominate every sector in their country due to their higher IQ.

>When i Jews overrepresented in white countries its nepotism and deception. When whites overrepresented in african countries its because of higher intelligence.

Fuck that shit bong faggot. We're smarter than you. Every IQ study shows Ashkenazi jews are the smartest mother fuckers on the planet.

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Yes but he was half mexican so he was fucked

Nice pun, I like, desu