Brit/pol/ - Norf Slap Edition

>Coronavirus in UK: How many confirmed cases are there in your area?
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51768274

>Coronavirus: Boris Johnson reveals 20,000 ex-NHS staff have returned to help fight COVID-19
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-govt-says-lockdown-depends-on-behaviour-but-expert-says-it-should-last-til-june-11965226

>Coronavirus live news: UK warned of six-month lockdown as New York state passes 1,000 deaths
theguardian.com/world/live/2020/mar/30/coronavirus-live-news-us-deaths-could-reach-200000-uk-warned-six-month-lockdown-covid-19-latest-updates

>Normal UK life may not return for 6 months
ft.com/content/58c7cfb8-dac6-484a-ad5a-1997d6372b67

>Coronavirus scare prompts racist attacks on 'Chinese-looking' Indians
straitstimes.com/asia/south-asia/coronavirus-scare-prompts-racist-attacks-on-chinese-looking-indians

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love you guys

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Applying for other jobs as the building industry gonna collapse for at least 4 months

Might buy campervan and go nonce hunting

General feeling of dispair in the air with the self employed

A lot of people without declared earnings are getting fucked. Builders, plumbers, etc who accept cash in hand are in a bad place right now.

>(auch schottland)

I've got £80 in cash and have no ide hoe to get rid of it. Where accepts cash without making you feel like a murderer?

Why does he even slap him? lmfao

I have an army uncle and aunt who had it and told me and i quote:
>”london’s outcome is set, there is nothing that can be done”

Just buy some weed with it

Mate the local dealers are more on point with the gloves and masks than shop keepers, keep supporting that local industry lad

Yeah I really care what some random grunts had to say. Next you'll be telling me I should listen to Eddie cos he was int duh armeh

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>gf is travelling like 50 miles from yorkshire to meet me in manchester

the norf is strong, southern twats cant control us.

self check out?

Corner shops, insist you've dettol'd the lot

Man crying on lbc about the NHS lmao

whats this about muzzies congregating in big groups and police doing nothing to disperse them?

Because he is a dangerous cunt not in control of his vehicle and deserves it.

just been the supermarket lads. queue round the block everyone 3 meters apart. went to a small shop totally empty got stuff there but NO OFFERS what a surprise. sick of this shit me

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Green Lane, Birmingham.

I assumed someone in the car was filming it

HA fucking yank i bet you're 12

be honest - did you fall for the corona meme?

it's a bunch of bullshit and we're all waking up to ti.

>single fathers in lockdown with their daughters
what could possibly go wrong

if you cant tell you dont belong here

> Is coffee good for you?
Fuck you

NOT

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AICH

ESSS

BORIS WHAT HAVE YA DONE YEW MONSTA?!!!

>A lot of people without declared earnings are getting fucked

They fucked themselves. This is the best silver lining in the coronavirus cloud.

Also have you got video of this?

bing bong

because he was being a fag regardless?

Crashing the economy to save boomers from viral pneumonia is just the final act of that worst generation fucking over their descendants.
Let them die. Let their wealth flow down via inheritance and tax. Don't waste healthcare workers trying to treat them, just give them a bed in NHS Nightingale and some drugs to ease their transition into the good long night.
Let us go back to work and college. Let children back to school. Let us back on the beaches, in the parks and on the mountains. Let the economy recover, shorn of some of the weight of gold plated final salary pension schemes. Let the sound of laughter be heard in our streets again.

its funny because old people are the ones least bothered by it. guy in sainsburys queue had to be over 80 and was pissed off big time

Got a runny nose and keep sneezing, have I got the 'rona lads

think you need a cough and a fever for it to be corona.

Hopefully it's hay-fever

I had terrible chills one night, it was so bad my teeth were chattering, slept really restlessly and had a sore throat, have been coofing since, that was a week ago and I'm still coofing. I've not had a high temperature though.

Can’t beat a ice cold glass of Czerwona pomarancza in the morning lads

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>Let them die.
too late. your grandchildren will be paying off the debt from this latest boomerbailout.

As if a poorfag like you is effected by muh gonomy crashing

afternoon on saturday i was hit by mild fever symptoms; stiff neck, headache, blocked nose etc but now its gone. that's after just two days. no idea what it was. i guess ive got a cold ?

Fuck London desu.
Should not have filled it with foreigners.same with other major cities, reap what you sow.

Just wait for the reinfection where your ACE2 receptors will explode in a cytokine storm of CFRs. RIP m8

it's over and i'm glad it's over

The NHS will become the state and religion

Wipe the potnoodle from your slathering gob you dumb incel

So I suppose it makes sense that we had to shut it all down.
The native plebs had stopped behaving themselves, stopped caring about being called racists, kept voting for Brexit and the orange man and were openly laughing at anyone stupid enough to trust the media. They were also doing a lot of illegal noticing.
So when you feel like you're losing control, what do you want to do? Re-impose it.
And that's certainly what has been done now, isn't it?
Bozzer having the virus is like he's saying to certain interest groups "yep, I'm out of the way, you've got a couple of weeks to do whatever it is you need to do while I have deniability".
And now we're being told maybe 6 months of this.
I'm in week 3 of "working from home" and on fucking Yas Forums at 10-20am. I'm going to be out of my mind with this shit soon.

If I wasn't texting a qt who is also single, also lives alone and actually seems to like me then this would feel like the blackest of blackpills.

>Crashing the economy
im of the mind it kinda needs to crash user.
isnt it time the stockmarket prymid scam and all the over inflated bubbles get popped?
this time let the bankers go out of business, and bail out the people individually effected (if anyone is to be bailed out)

Its a very leftist/commie position to just say "let all the boomers die".
They were saying the same kinda shit around the referendum and election.
It would be playing into their hands, and shiting the balance of the vote back into the hands of the globalists.

Also, arent your old people the only ones left that are proper british? (from a cultural stand point). The sooner they are gone, the sooner Britain it's self is gone...

all praise dear leader

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Imagine being so much of a shut in virgin you need to brag about "texting" a girl. Creasing.

>shiting
*shifting

no it wont

DOM DOWN
>DOM DOWN
DOM DOWN
>DOM DOWN
DOM DOWN
>DOM DOWN

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You should post your bicep.

>boomers
>worst generation
Well, boomers gave you:
communication satellites
drones
kevlar
high-yield rice
rock 'n' roll
coronary bypass surgery (reduced death by heart disease - the #1 cause of death - by 50%)
integrated computer systems (you know what they are, right?)
smoke detectors (saved countless lives)
arpanet
atm's
digital music
fiber optics
electronic ignition
electronic-control-transmission shift points
antilock brakes
traction-control systems
electronic steering
airbags
mri's
barcodes
supercomputers
regular fucking computers
everything to do with computers
portable music, from walkmans to your phone
cobalt-oxide cathodes
lithium-ion batteries
scanning tunneling microscopes (you can look at fucking atoms)
human genome mapping
LISTSERV
world wide web
photoshop - linux - word - gps - bluetooth - all that shit you take for granted
cellphones
smartphones
fuel cell vehicles
electric vehicles
international space station
videogames
wikipedia and everything else online
IEEE 802.16
large hadron collider

...and whiney Millennials have given the world:
mumble rap
selfies
fortnite

Domcum has corona lol

Remember your mandatory weekly clapping on Thursday lads.

Those not found clapping will be reported with their families added to the DNR list.

Imagine being such a shut in virgin that you interpreted that post as bragging.

Everything is over

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has time to play with his 489D chess set then

telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/30/donald-trump-extends-social-distancing-guidelines-us-deaths/

>US deaths expected to peak in 2 weeks

Yet apparently for us life will take half a year to return to normal. Yeah, completely proportionate response from our lot.

Status on London/urban chimpouts?

>No u
Lmao go back to "texting"

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What's your favourite colour, lads?

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Dark yellows and dark reds