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>TrumpTweet: WE WILL WIN THIS WAR 3/28/20
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PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL /ptg/- NATION STATE IS HAPPINESS EDITION
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ITT we say mean things about cats and slow bakers
is this a shill thread?
is OP a shill?
MAGA
let's see how fast I can bake a thread.
Starting now
we're all shills down here
OP only wants marxists to be able to control language. OP is definitely a shill, but he baked first.
NEW BAKER NEEDED
I'm off to bed soon
Make Russia soviet again
done
What are anons playing in these trying times
why would someone claim baking only to not bake?
>slow baking ever
No.
20 seconds
This is complete and total hearsay, but I had dinner with my older sister tonight. Somehow, she has ended up on a listserv with a lot of people who claim to be in intelligence positions in the government. In the past they have leaked accurate information onto the listerv a few weeks before it hit the press, so at least some of what they say is legit. Here's a rough summary of what she told me:
1. Trump is going down from Coronavirus, not in years or months, but in weeks. The evidence against him and some others in the administration, in terms of withholding aid from blue states, is irrefutable now, they're just trying to figure out how to do it in such a way that they can't pardon themselves first.
2. Azar has given up on angling for immunity from prosecution, but is cooperating with the investigation in order to try and minimize his jail time. He's singing like a canary.
3. Jerome Adams is going to jail.
4. Kushner is going to jail absent a Trump pardon.
5. Deborah Birx probably isn't guilty of anything, but there are incredibly damaging things she's said on tape which will force her to resign.
6. There was already a divorce agreement between Melania and Donald prior to the election. But when Donald unexpectedly won, he basically forced her to stay on in the marriage - in part because if they divorce she will be able to testify against him.
7. Oddly enough, Mike Pence is completely clean.
8. While Anthony Fauci won't testify about this publicly, he will tell the Senate privately that both Trump and Kushner attempted to bribe him.
I can say with 100% certainty not all of these are true, but I wouldn't be surprised if over half of them are.
FUCK THIS THREAD
REAL HAPPENING
3 OFFICERS SHOT IN PHOEENIX
SWAT TEAM ON LOCATION
SUSPECT BARRICADED IN HOME
i'll take misleading thumbnails for 800 alex
Make AMERICA Great Again
Its awoovement, or so I'm told.
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Happooners on suicide watch
>Nasty Girls in RI are going door to door hunting NYC niggers down
Everyone is furious at NY state. No one wants those faggots infecting their state
i am literally the nicest user itt and i compliment you all and have nothing but the utmost respect for y'all and this is what you do to me?
> ITT we say mean things about cats
really?
Controlling the language is a marxist tactic.
>They aren't faggots, they are gay ( a word meaning happy)
>They aren't pedos, they are MAP
>They aren't niggers or coloreds or even blacks, they are African American
>You can't call *him* a tranny-faggot, *he* is a she
etc. stop being retarded
Upper new york needs to just siege the city at this point
Why did Trump extend the Corna lock down rather than end it immediately? Why hasn't he ordered the stock markets closed for the national disaster?
You misunderstood, it's a bowel movement.
You didn't even make it halfway through your first bulletpoint. They were offered aid. They smacked it aside and demanded more. That's 100% on them
>am berry smart
just means there will be 600-700 deaths tomorrow. since total new cases is pretty consistent right now. try not to cherry pick data points user. its bad form.
Based
Bag em and tag em
So how many people on social media:
>watched HBO's Chernobyl series
>posted about how scary it was and how the examination of a totalitarian government coverup was "timely" -Trump reference
>Coronavirus hits
>post that it's outrageous to question China's honesty about Corona, use it to bash Trump and the U.S.
This is fucking retarded. NY and other states are getting 85% of all resources. You are one dumb nigger
>don't hold us to our own standards goy, then it would really make our job a lot harder
You're not fooling me moshe
Trump threads. Love em. I know threads. No one knows threads like me. I've seen thousands, I mean i've seen some threads let me tell you. You wouldn't believe the threads i've seen. And this is a good one. My team... Tom and Linda, they know threads almost as good as me. Lifelong thread watchers. They tell me "this is one of the best". I only speak with people who know threads. Lots of threads, they've seen lots. Good and bad threads, but forget the bad. They know, and you know that I know, good threads. The best. And if they say it's good, I know because, and you'll, yes, you'll see - it's a good thread. Many such threads. Really great news, when you see threads like this. Next question?
is this a repost?
I swear to god I remember this exact post before
you're a brainlet.
i just...don't get it
i really don't
beeing nice is overrated
i do miss my cat however
I never say mean things about anybody here (although I never give f*dora any (you)s on principle) but no one knows me anyway.
END THE SHUTDOWN.
I posted basically the same thing last night
you say mean stuff to a lot of people tho
Really interesting. I wonder if the death numbers the past two days were boosted by tests that finally came through the backlog.
I agree the drop is odd. Don't ask how the chloroquine treatments are going!
phew
okay then
THANK YOU BASED LATIN AMERICAN SHREK
Get what?
This is just to surge the numbers even harder tomorrow
Said the guy with no argument
please provide me with one ounce of broofs
i don`t say mean things about cats.
What shutdown? All the stores are open where I am
I always say mean things, and don't really hate anyone but the pedophiles, and attention seekers trying to Reddit up the place.
Less people moving around means less chance of accidental death. END THE SHUTDOWN!!!
people are lucky to remember half of what you say
but they'll never forget how you made them feel
Nice rims lady!!
Totally legit and 100% based fellow user!
I regret to inform you that your sister is a cunt who still has sour grapes from the woman not wining
And, 75%. However, that doesn't change the fact that certain areas are shutdown like my area. END THE FEDERAL SHUTDOWN!
>here's proof that's not actually proof
The only closed stores are stores I don't care about. Gun store, open, fishing shop, open, fancy grocery store, open. Everything except the mall and stupid clothing stores is open.
>Those tattoos
the horror
yikes beyond yikes
Sorry you live in a shit hole liberal area
see, like right there
desu, the real crimes against humanity are the shaved legs and sandals
whats wrong with apple?
Why doesn't Shrek use his laser eyes to wipe out all your cartels?
NOTHING
don't let the simps convince you otherwise
Red areas have been affected, too. END THE FEDERAL AND STATE SHUTDOWNS!!!
This made my 13" cock even harder
>sandals
Those alone deserve forty lashes
electric chair 2bqh
Apple is overrated garbage.
while avoiding going into the geek-off kind of conversation that I'm sure many anons can educate you on why apple sucks.
Really my issue is it is becoming a walking advertisement for brands that need absolutely no advertising what so ever. It's conSOOMer exemplified.
There is no federal shut down, retard
Correct!
May be a knock-on effect of the state lockdowns finally being in place, remember the lag time for tangible results from social distancing were two weeks according to English grandpa on youtube.
>have 5 oak trees circling my house and forming a giant canopy over it
>its pollen season
>its literally snowing but pollen
>cant even see the ground
>wife goes outside to smoke her cigarettes and comes back in a few times a day
>wtf I don't feel so good I think I have corona user
>starts freaking out
>calls her retarded parents
>she starts crying and screaming shes going to die because she feels off
>tell her its the pollen outside, corona doesn't make your nose run
>her fat fuck mother starts yelling at me through speaker phone to call 911 that im practically murdering her daughter
>the father starts screaming he was right about me being a worthless fuck
>wife starts crying even harder and screeching like shes being murdered
>mfw
Why is my life like this.
>wake up
>everyone still hasn't died of coronavirus yet
Always
>Really my issue is it is becoming a walking advertisement for brands that need absolutely no advertising what so ever. It's conSOOMer exemplified.
This. The chipsets in competitor brands are actually faster and better but Apple charges 3x more. It's ridiculous
this guy would be handsome if I knew he didn't have some kind of shitskin blood
You're a retarded faggot that's not even aware what's going on. END THE FEDERAL AND STATE SHUT DOWN!!!
10/10
bravo
There also aren't apparently conservative states with single city monopolies recently elected last session currently fucking over red areas, I guess
>yet
it's coming
Strap in the flip flop wearers too.
I'll grin and bear it if it's the beach or shower
oh
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here is the stream for the arizona happening btw
it doesn't even have to kill everyone I'd be happy with just 99% or even 98%
kek
>Supports China
>Inferior technology for more money
>Spies on you
>No choice of carrier
It's steaming pile of shit and its fans are absolute faggots.
the only sensible solution is to beat the shit out of her parents
What soc is better then an A13?
Slampig devotion is the only way to Make America Great and White Again! Do your part and marry one as soon as the quarantine is over!
what i dont really like about apple is that it is fucking expensive