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A little birb told me that there is no more food. Whats the story?

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No corn here yet because its still too cold and wet to plow.
Maybe next month if we have early heat or april they will plant.

Something is wrong. You just dont shut your economy down and pump trillions of dollars out you cant pay back for some novelty flu that might kill a couple million people.

Shit just doesnt add up. There is something someone is not telling us.

it's a minor new cold strain combined with a national disaster preparedness drill.

>There is something someone is not telling us.
Yeah, food riots soon.

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t. columbo

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it's not gone, but there will bee substantially less these next couple years. shit growing seasons and such. in combination with everything else going on.... there's a high likelihood people are going to starve.
But it won't be me or mine. So you better make a couple extra notches in your belt, citynigger.

What is the story on rice? I have not seen any domestic white rice in three weeks.

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yea, you elected a functioning retard and this is the result

It's nothing to do with the food supply. What could possibly be big enough that they would shut everything down long enough that the current population wouldnt make it? What could possibly cause mass hysteria and a complete breakdown in modern society over?

Those are some strange looking birds

potatoes are in short supply too.

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>Trump is the reason the global economy began to implode 10 years ago

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Pole shifts or some other calamity. They want us holed up at home with food stocked up so we are ready for whatever doom is coming.

Why would you say that brainlet?

>They want us holed up at home with food stocked up so we are ready for whatever doom is coming.
I've come to this conclusion too.

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great so they will raise the price of food again and wont lower it when all this blows over

Not here, faggot. We have silos bursting with grain. Our only problem is panic buting. We have some reduced staff for logistical transport which creates a bottleneck where supply is basically normal, but normal supply isn't enough to counter the increased panic demand.

So we're completely out of mayo, but if you actually look at the shelves you'll find tons of Vegannaise. In a real food crisis the shelves would be empty of everything edible. Out here the supermarkets still stock between 4 and 6 AM, but rice, flour, sugar, and TP are sold out again before noon. The dairy still has milk, but when it comes to the store it vanishes; currently we're experiencing the second wave of buying, where people who ran out of goods because of hoarding see something they need on the shelves, and buy three of them to avoid having to wait in the future.

Relax. If shit was getting real, the shelves would actually be empty, and the stores would close.

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So if India has a billion people, and enough food to feed them for 18 months. If the US stole that in a time of famine, at 350 million people we could feed ourselves for a good 6 months!

We figured it out user.

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Funniest shit I've read all day.

Yep. It's all gone. Dont even come looking for it either you city faggot

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They usually put it on the bottom shelf user....

There are still hundreds of millions of tons of stored food in the supply chain from the harvest in the fall. The US produces 50% of the world's food, yet we only consume like 10% of the world's ag output.

Other countries will have famines though. Philippines already ran out of meat.

I'd eat guacamole out of his head bowl as he laid in my lap while we watched a movie on television.

>Philippines already ran out of meat.
Maybe they can eat the fighting cocks.

India feeds its entire populace on rice and wheat while every family has a cow for milk. They have an obscenely agrarian society and they have a massive internal production of feed due to low standards. Worst case is they'll ban export of basmati rice and feed cattle of that.

It's time to plow now, cold doesn't matter as much as you think

Why is this thread getting so little attention meanwhile bullshit ones are.

Do the Europeans get shilled hard while the Americans are all in bed?

They would just be waking up now, who comes here in the morning?

I've noticed in past the heavy shilling shuts down after 11pm pacific time. This time its the Chinese so maybe the schedule is different.

Everything is back in stock here in Idaho except toilet paper. We have tissues though and baby wipes.

It was intentional to kill fags like you you fucking city Jew grow your own damn food

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this may be a blessing for america
we unironically survive by being fat

I actually want to know how many months or years of food I should stock.

You ever try to tell a American they need to cut calories? It wont end well.

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>elites and jews the world over realized they’d radicalized the left far too much to control and are now cleansing their infertile childless existences from the cities
yeah I’m thinking there based

I dunno. I can't find a commodities expert to tell me how much food there actually is.

There's food; just not for the cities

I cannot find anyone to talk to about what is actually going on and what to do. Adam Curtis' latest documentary, HyperNormalisation, he discussed how modern warfare was conducted to be chaos, not just for the opposing force but for your own force, that is many potentially unrelated moves, that way if you were not implementing any strategy then the OpFor could not possibly know of your strategy. Moves just to stir the pot and cause shit. There is definitely something very strange about what is happening right now in the world.

>Adam Curtis' latest documentary, HyperNormalisation,
I'm not familiar.

Make sure you don't come around here looking for a hospital when you get the Chink Flu.

I don't know where you are, but cold isn't the problem. It's too wet. I can't prep the fields when everything is this soaked. I'm going to have to here soon, one way or the other. But the yield is going to be futtbucked.

>I tell yuh what
>I'm pumpin every last drop uh water on muh field
>I'm plantin every inch of soil
>and I ain't doin none uhh that 'no-till' hippy dippy mumbo jumbo

Yellowstone Super Caldera has been active recently, something much bigger than any flu or mild food shortage...

Holy shit a bird just flew over my house

>Yellowstone Super Caldera
Its a trap. The super explosion is a meme. It will be flood basalt for thousands of years when it does go.

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We'll see how the coming week develops. Thanks for your input US bro.

>It will be flood basalt for thousands of years when it does go.

That sounds pretty awful for the surrounding states...

why did you try to scribble out the word fags

In the documentary Adam Curtis posits that with all the computers and technology and intelligence, that modern warfare, possibly pioneered in Russia, was based on chaotic moves, that is moves that are not planned in sequence and executed, but rather mostly randomly. This breaks the opposing force's prediction models because there is no plan to model.

I love your picture because it's in some Slavic shithole. American freedom knows no boundaries.

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>hospitals don't exist in rural areas

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‘Tis true. And the most likely reason for the over exaggerated vivid response and actions around the world.
Check out Ice Age Farmer for more info. His information is coming to fruition more than any other conspiracists. He’s on point and it makes the most sense.

Everyone along the rockies extending south east of the third eruption of Yellowstone will be buried by a thousand to several thousand feet of scalding hot ash. This will turn Montana, Wyoming, Colorado, The Dakotas, Nebraska, and depending on the wind that day, Idaho, and Missouri, into a pompeii exhibit to be exhumed in the centuries to come. This has happened twice before. The basins between mountain ranges have been filled with the tuff from previous eruptions.

t. my geology professor

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Anytime someone posts this kind of shit just look at futures

It's winter time dummy.

Peak surge capacity and/or distance to nearest ICU can be pretty fucked in rural areas. But ofc it is easier to isolate and distance in such places.

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>A report from the Society of Critical Care Medicine found that more than nine out of 10 intensive care beds nationally are in metropolitan areas with a population of more than 50,000. Only 1 percent of America's ICU beds are in rural areas.

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is it just me or is this pic hellish spoopy?

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Did your little bird provide a source? Or was he a faggot like you?