I think i have the virus

Have you never been sick before? Time to call mommy, she'll know what to do.

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Probably call someone if you’re not larping. Get undressed

why don't they use the metric system of sticking it up your butt?
youtube.com/watch?v=vhl5ObsQZfQ

Quick, drink some aquarium cleaner and then blame Trump!

it sucks i just got back home from doing doordash i believe it's just a flu anyways the virus is fake.

My body runs cold, 96 on average. When I get to 100, or 101, I’m crazy hot.

ITS HAPPENING BOYS
BOYYSSSSSSSS LETS SEND HIM TO THE GULAG LOLLL

so is this a vpn thing or are you in NK i know better but just wanted to ask

Send pic of currency

it went down .1

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I'll be the judge of that. Coof on my face sir, we'll run some tests.

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your spreading that shit around, fuck

Put it up butt n see what temp is
t. Podiatrist

you should have a mask, N95, do you have one? you should have said mask on and go to drug store with washed hands and get tons of vit D3 vit c and zinc

Alright faggot, cropped my face

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That’s still not good dude

a virus is smaller then a bacteria,
lol you need n99 or n100

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You're just hot blooded, check it and see.

That was 13 years ago Michael O.

I hear live specimens are selling for a pretty penny.

What would it matter? He could just put some water on the stove and take it out when the temperature reaches 102

Start licking envelopes and sending to boomer politicians and judges duh

i can breath good i have a scratchy throat no coofing.

Get to a hospital.

if you're not larping, your state should have a hotline to call to get a test

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Explain yourself user.
Lives depend on it!

Fanmail to Ruth?

Hey Kimmy, you're sure posting here alot lately

good to see kim in my thread can you shoot me i don't feels so good.

Other symptoms my man ? Is it only a fever ?

Because it's an unspoken rule. But what's it matter all the tourists in here are gonna make this thread hit limit anyway

Stamps are cheap and you won't need them in the afterlife so just go crazy

also you can get a zinc ionosphore that acts like hydroxychoroquine called quercetin from herbal healthfood store or online or get the real deal from a online pharmacy, i have the links, ready to go, like 50$ minimum or get a local RX, this shit will help you even if it isnt covid

P100 good?

MADA FAKA I WILL FUCKING PUT H BOMBA ION UR FAACEE
MADAA FAKRKR

haha pathetic user with his weird cell phone, can only turn it off and on, or call his mem.

Where do you live?

Hmm... I have some Nork Won I bought at an antique store in Buenos Aires so maybe you just bought some.

Or you could be a Chinese tourist?

If you literally are a Nork don't do anything that would be dangerous but can you tell us about it or post more non-doxable pics? But don't do anything that could get you in trouble.

Are you the kid of some elite?

That’s really fucking high. I’m surprised you’re able to type right now. Call a doctor.

go to synagouge and pray

Healthy user. I'm doing the Wim Hof method. Gonna feel good buying a 50 acre home for $36 after it's all over.

Plot twist: that's a device that measures your IQ.

Made in CHINA
you got
FOOLED

Rip OP

Texas

Ah damn dude you are good then

Its a nothing burger after all, go about your daily activites. Touch everything you can

Oxymeter measures oxygen percentage in blood. Anything lower than 91% is a bad sign that your lungs aren't working efficiently and that you might got SARS COV-2

stick the probe in your rectum to get an actual temperature that is worth two shits two any medical professionals on Yas Forums

Man, that's the highest fever ever recorded.
Your normal temperature should be about 37.

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Just need to catch the droplets, not the individual particles. Enveloped virions can't survive in the air/out of solution

I think you are using it incorrectly. Proper technique to take internal temperature is to lubricate the thermometer and gently insert the entire unit into your anus. Once it is inside your anus, jump up and down a few times (to make sure it is firmly secured). Now you are a fucking retard gorilla nigger and you need to buy a new thermometer.

This VPN faggot is posting in everythread just to get (((YOU)))s

Houston?

No user, that's a thermometer.

It's just the meth user, drink water and eat something.

Are you really from Paraguay?

My girlfriend is a blond haired blue eyes from Caaguazú.

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outside of galveston

So he paid to get (You)'s. Whats the problem?