Australia’s death toll stands at 18, after the death of two women in their 80s in Tasmania and the ACT. 4163 Australians have tested positive for COVID-19. The NSW rate has 'stabilised', with 127 new cases announced today
Public gatherings will be limited to two people, reduced from the previous cap of 10 people, under stricter social-distancing measures. These will be enforced with fines in NSW and Victoria from Tuesday
The US has recorded its 2000th coronavirus death, with the country's top infection expert, predicting between 100,000 and 200,000 Americans will die as the US becomes the epicentre of the pandemic. Italy has recorded its second successive fall in the daily death rate, reporting 756 deaths on Sunday
Banks will allow commercial landlords with loans of up to $10 million to delay their loan repayments by up to six months, on the condition tenants are not evicted due to the coronavirus crisis
All foreign investment in Australia will now be subject to review, under new measures announced by Treasurer Josh Frydenberg this morning
AUS/POL - CHINKS NOT WELCOME EDITION
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You ready for the food riots?
>27 million people
>Export contracts for food for 30 million people
>Enough food in country to feed 14 million people
So less deaths predicted than actual deaths from 2009 H1N1 pandemic
The world is in lock-down why again?
who else corona aware?
Because China has started the war.
We must allow one week for chinks to kill themselves. if they are still alive after that, we should do it for them.
I think this was all the chinks declaring war on anyone who supported Hong Kong (i.e everyone)
no one even gives a fuck about HK anymore
>anti-lockdown shill
>that ID
Yeah that fits.
Where do I find cash in hand jobs in Sydney to supplement my newly acquired neetbux. I could make more money then I did working kek
>cash in hand
>urban area
pick one
I used to work at a independant bottle shop that paid 20 an hour in cash, surely there’s places out there if you know someone
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SCOMO TO DO LIVE ANNOUNCEMENT IN 5 MINS
>ramble on for 30 minutes
>said absolutely nothing
>everyone buy jigsaws they are essential to australia
>cash in hand
Enjoy your Chinky Pox
>there are wagies out there somewhere slaving away RIGHT NOW to pay for your neetbux
Phoneposting from the bath, WHO COMFY?
>asx 200 up 4% today
this market is silly
I had one working at markets. Though in a lot of cases accepting a cash in hand job is accepting being taken advantage of.
None of that going on now though, obviously.
updated version i think this is pretty funny
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Cunts I couldn't find anything in the catalog. Where were you 10 mins ago
The market was always retarded, it just took something so obvious for normies to notice.
>retards who want everything to go back to normal are saying they don't want to notice that everything is broken any more
They are shutting down private hospitals. Do you need further proof this is a communist takeover?
Any profession dominated by nonwhites.
Will just post here:
How police will deal with nothing burger posters.
>abc.net.au
Restrictions to be lifted when new cases fall
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Corona bucks explained
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White-pills to consider
While this is going on:
>degeneracy is paused (nightclubs, pubs and casinos)
>Borders are SHUT
>This event is breeding nationalism and globalization as we know it is dead
>Many white children will be born in 9 months time. This happens whenever there are blackouts or reasons couples must stay home.
>Boomers that mortgaged 7 houses using equity from unrealized gains are about to be financially ruined for their jewish behavior and greed.
scomo live now bois
I think he's going to appease the angry wagies. they have been absolutely seething at the neets.
The excitement over $750 and amount of people that get centerlink is fucking sad.
This is the order in which emergency money should come from for individuals:
>Emergency cash set aside
>Savings
>Liquidate non essential depreciating assets (Ebay sale of the drones, golf clubs and other items you bought and only used once)
>Unsecured credit (credit cards, overdraft)
>Family (if it wont cause issues)
>Secured Credit you know you can pay back (equity loans on anything you own with mortgage redraw/house equity loan last resort)
>Charity (friends, local community ect.)
>CENTERLINK
also
>inb4 if $750 was on the ground you would pick it up/free gibs why not
The time it takes to go through the process is not worth $750.
Unless he admits to being a fuckwit who didn’t shut the borders because he didn’t want to risk offending his chinese donors
I thought coronabux was if you were in the system from 12th-30th of march. I don't see the $750 anywhere on my app.
Forgot to end with *then I don’t give a fuck what he has to say
OMFG U MADA FAKUR I AM A CHINK WHY U HATE ZHE ME ?!
>normies shouldn't use government gibbs to supplement income
Abolish franking credits and negative gearing now, you know nothing about welfare disparity
not only the filthy gooks but they should have shutdown EU and USA much quicker
>nothingburgerer
>jew ID
hmmmm
I have $35K in gold and silver, but so long as the fraudulent paper markets are allowed to set the price I'm not liquidating shit.
SKY NEWS NOW LADS
Sure, but in the current context of receiving 1100 a fortnight from cennylink I would be ok with being taken advantage of a bit
Just wait user lots of people are reporting it as not showing up, apps probably just gone haywire
No its you have to be getting a payment from before the 13th of april and have been in the country from march 12th
>Banks will allow commercial landlords with loans of up to $10 million to delay their loan repayments by up to six months, on the condition tenants are not evicted due to the coronavirus crisis
Don't they still have compounding interest applied for that 6 months?
>All foreign investment in Australia will now be subject to review, under new measures announced by Treasurer Josh (((Frydenberg))) this morning
>subject to review
So, kikes and chinks will be green-lit to buy everything and anything for pennies on the dollar without any other pesky foreign competitors all while all aussies are unemployed and banks restrict movements of large sums of money. Great.
Hurr I can use a VPN too
well looks like thats it. im gonna have to go back to work in a weeks time and probably get exposed to this shit as an asthmatic. fucking GREAT
This is because a) other countries actually trusted the information the CCP pumped out, and b) they didn't know the WHO was staffed by communist sympathisers, bought off by the CCP
>can't simultaneously watch scomo and shitpost on phone
FUCK I'm going to have to get out of the bath aren't I?
Unless you're 60 years old or have a respiratory disease it's a total nothing burger
wut is a v pn nigger
is 750 showing yet?
Well that too, I fucking hate scummo, he’s trying to look like he’s taking action and in control, but he’s already fucked it up, everything is two months too late, because he’s comped by China
When will we get an actual Conservative party in Australia (and the west in general)
>McDonald's chose not to tell all staff at Sydney store about employee's positive coronavirus test
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>AUSTRALIA HELPING AUSTRALIANS(and Chinese and Pajeets)
>FREE SHIT IS GOOD, YO, MONEY GO BRRR
Why does he even bother?
I got Coronavirus from a bug at uni wish me luck comrades
I haven't seen domestic white rice in Southern California for three weeks.
He has to overreact now because he failed to act in January
>JobKeeper payment
>we will pay employers to keep employees
what's stopping the employers from just sacking them and pocketing the cash?
JobKeeper payment, $1500 a fortnight, even if they'd be laid off.
So basically universal basic income?
Why are government apps so shit? Just web wrappers.
no one cares about California or America for that reason.
What about casuals?
The answer is (c) they knew what was up but they agree with communist takeover
>mfw still emplyed but only have 5 hours a week now
Am i fucking eligible for this?
I'd make more grabbing this instead of going on cenno
Probably for full-time employees only, JobSeeker (i.e. Newstart) will be for everyone else
this, Where is the criteria?
>JEw
Ya done goofed, kike.
So whats the deal? Checking the cenno app it still doesnt say 750 for me.
Im a student, its looking like they wont allow me to withdraw my super early because of that either. Should i change to jobseeker? Or will that risk me lossing my payment for a month while it processes?
>job seeker partner pay income test changed to 79,000 AUD per year
I'm 100% sure my old boss (wog) is going to do exactly that and do better off now than he was before.
not to be a Q Qunt but uhh April 1st blackouts be a happening all over Australia
this list is fucking long
people are even getting text warnings
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Hey best korea
How ya going?
you get the 1100 a fortnight centrelink payment
>once families pull out, the government subsidies that fund wages and rent for childcare centres go, which forces our education and care centres to close their doors eventually.
Holy shit this is going to be awesome. Single handedly undoing the disaster that was "women's lib".
>be coronachan
>shut down country
>childcare centres collapse
>baby boom as bored parents have sex and can't get out to get the pill
>mums discover they prefer being at home with their kids and that it's better than slaving away for attention in an office
>UBI forces companies to pay more to attract workers
>single income families return to the norm.
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(((Lisa Bryant))) is seething
Do Aussies eat as bad as Brits?
Just remember the government had been stock piling medical supplies with out tax dollars, which is now sold off to china during this crisis.
They get pajeets to do it on the cheap, then blame hackers when it crashes
That's wank, Job Seeker is like sub $1000 per fortnight for me with the $550 considering I'm on Youth Allowance and I was making $945 before tax per week as a casual.
How fucking jewish.
Just completely wipe out the middle class and part time workers in under a month
WE WILL NOT FALL INTO CHAOS!
>Don't they still have compounding interest applied for that 6 months?
WHoa wtf is wrong with u mate? Of course u do
Conservatives don't have the IQ to run a country on emotions and baseless fantasies about "national pride"
I think too many have become dependent on China that they'll let anything slide to keep their trade deals, including why ScoMo and the Liberals have been completely silent about China's handling of this
where is my 750
Glad to see the government destroying the country because of a flu, maybe we’ll get an actual conservative government out of this
Job Keeper payment goes to the employer. Not the employee hahaha
they wont get it all
looks like something i ate as a kid now i just eat garbage probably why i feel like garbage alot
Will we still be obliged to fulfil contracts with China if we are at war with them?
Seemed to work alright before the last 50 or so years of progressively pozzier Gov
its gonk
It's anywhere from now until the 14th / 27th of April, so it might be coming.
lolno, those faggot communists have a better chance now after these fucking clowns showed themselves to be completely CCP aligned
Not fulfilling the contracts with them would be considered an act of War by them.
Same holds true for Indonesia too.
why is everyone shilling this? are we genuinely going to war with china
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT MY FUCKING NEETBUX
>tmw casual but only been with company for 8 months
Just shoot me.
Can't load this image but i can assure you we are very much meat and potato eaters. No toast sandwiches here
Didn't she get the job because her previous Liberal opposition was a Chink that got assassinated by CCP agents when he told ASIO he was bribed with $1 million dollars to infiltrate parliament?
That's part of it. Politicians are natural cowards and they want to kick cans down the road so it's not revealed to the public until after they retire.
>Casual employees will be entitled to the Job Keeper payment if they have been with a company for 12 months or more.
The sooner the better
Oh goy, you want money from the government?
Either trust your boss not to fuck you over or get sacked
>doubling newstart and announcing that only those on welfare get handouts
>a bunch of normies quit their jobs and line up for gibs
I know 3 people who have done this and I don't know many people.
>businesses lay off staff/close down en masse
>only after the fact, gov announces wage subsidies which go to employers, not wagies. Wagies are already out of work now so it doesn't matter
>struggling businesses that are on their way out now have further incentive to sack their staff but have the government line their (the employer's) bank accounts as a parting gift
I'm not an economist but this all seems fucky and embarrassing.
I can see that they are already looking for ways to backtrack on and/or hide any info on the super withdrawal announcement.
Government should have gone extreme from the get go. Abolish super entirely, refund that in full to the account holders and do a nationwide lockdown for 2 months, martial law.
scomo is based
lmao im still not going to get anything. how does a wagie on unpaid leave (by choice) in an essential job get the neetbux? ask my boss to stand me down? fuck me im in the worst situation, i barely earn 2k a fortnight after tax so i would love to have that wagie backstop right now
I feel bad for scomo. He didn't all to be in this position
put some seasoning on those potatoes for fucks sake
He unironically is. Haters can get fucked
Or just close borders in January and test/isolate anyone who is suspected of being ill
Fuckin Jordies still being a political nitpicking cunt despite the times
sounds like a bad idea, many comfy large neets against hungry hardened angry chinks
Praise him
You're not allowed to notice things like that.
-50 to your social credit score. Our quarantine officers will be around shortly to weld you into your house.
When we get the war with China, Neets and fellow unemployed new frens will be drafted. Make china pay reparations for our six gorriallion digeridoos in damages and we get to become happy vegemites again.
HOT DIGGITY DAMN, THANK FUCK I'VE BEEN SCRUBBING TOILETS FOR 2 FUCKING YEARS
NOW GIVE ME MY FUCKING MONEY YOU FUCKING CUNTS, GIVE ME THE $1500 OR I TAKEY YOU TO FAIRWORK OVER CONTRACT BREACHES
And never open them again.
Sounds perfect.
love it when nationalists shit on each other. its like the only great thing about wars - they involve said nations killing each other off, too. globalists can kill each other with starvation/communism.
praise her
DW bra they've never won a war in their 19 gorillion year history.
People are tied inherently to their loved ones, not their arbitrary idea of "nation", which is why progressive ideologies are popular with most young people now.
You're romanticizing a period of history you didn't live in, there are always challenges in regressive societies which the current/boomer generation overlooks. It's why systematic change has historically been led by young people, especially in the 20th Century.
and virus spills! :D
Thank fuck my mum can get on job seeker now
Maryang san
We genuinely are already at war with them, or they are with us at least
Oi Oi Oi hawdy ya cunts
True
We need another opium war. Put them in their place again
You can't go to fucking war with the dominant power. Not if they already fucking own you, bruce. Even America is currently waking up to the Dragon's power and are sharting themselves in fear (rightly so.). You going to war with China will be a one day affair at best.
What even are you a French speaking nigger fuck off
Job Seeker payment only elligible if business has lost 30% of business
interdasting
Do I need to be actively looking for work if I go on the centrelink jobseeker payment for coronabux? Did they get rid of that requirement?
Can you give me a source?