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Red pill me on tinder
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If not Chad, your experience is going to be bad!
you are trying too hard, you are okay , but much more you are simp
Ur a faget
You're already coming as a beta. Just say' you need a black king qt' and see how they drool all over you
If you aren't in the top 20% of looks, the pickings will be slim.
Emo boy life :^)
god fucking damn it I hate women look at how low effort they are.
Also it doesnt matter what you say as long as youre attractive enough, just dont be retarded
>succesfully neg hitting
That brings me back to my game days.
1st message to her -> cringe low effort intro
2nd message -> creepy beta shit commenting on how you'd prefer her to look, or just her looks in general
3rd message -> condescending and beta message, misspellings and emojis
Yep, I'm gonna go with virgin for life buddy
What a fucking beta simp.
Don't shower her with compliments you retard, thats all she wants from you, learn to negotiate.
Straight up ask them out.
Getting laid on Tinder is fucking ezpz if you're not 1/10 or heavily deformed.
First and only girl I ever met up with on Tinder. Just be decent-looking and know how to have a good time. I was on oxy and it helped me out a lot. We went on a date and came over a quite a few times. Super sweet girl
>Back in my day
Okay, grandpa. Time to get off the computer.
And you just doxxed yourself...
what that smell like
And? What are you going to do with that info? Stupid faggot.
send her a pic of a sharpie with poo on it
ask her how she feels about Hitler
You talk too much op. Keep your texts short. Long texts are not chad
u r such a bitch
Strawberries you virgin
Nothing just letting you know
It's not top 20% in looks, it's just that 20% of men get 80% of sex from what I recall. You can be ugly and still pull. It's harder if you are scrawny but almost anyone can find a partner given they are tenacious enough. The key is to be comfortable with yourself first, and accept that the odds are against you.
She looks busted
Do emoji's = simp?
OP is a most likely trans and this is fake as shit. Go back to /r/
Try fewer compliments, youre coming across as a simp
Fake and gay.
Guys I was able to land a black qt as well
Nigga how did I dox myself? What? Can you retards stop spelling it with two x’s?
>t. social engineer and fraudster
Right... what info did I even reveal?
I paid for a 3 some in this pic. Had some fun and took some pics
>just be confident, bro
Are you old enough to know who Fonzi or AC Slater are? You sound like them with all that baby shit lol keep it simple stupid.
Fpbp
Damn you got yourself a pawgger
>Women are like this
sad
nice prostitute.
Go out and actually meet some birds
I'm 5'5 she's 6'1 and okay with it as long as I am
holy shit this is turbo autism
why are women such whores
Red pill you on tinder? It red pills in and of itself. Imagine taking the noble concept of choosing a potential mate/mother or father of your children and distilling it down to would I fuck THAT? Peak Jew.
Enjoy your stds
they just are
have sex
Bruh you live in lone tree who gives a fuck- sincerely, Denver :^)
Is that coke or speed? Doesn't look like coke, at least not good coke.
this is how it's done loser
Why do greasy brown curly haired faggots brag about how many whores they've paid for sex?
bitch lasagna
Nb4 laid
What are the aalands like. Post pics
this board is so shit
Are you really from Nepal? Post pics.
This
>negging
Go read another pua book, loser. lol
You are disgusting pieces of nigger-tier shit. You ramble on endlessly about your fuckin Aryan race-realized trad dreamwaifus whilst simultaneously drooling like kike coomers over tinder roastie whores.
Get married, produce a family.
Fucking disgusting degenerate trash.
You're a poet and didn't know it.
Kek
>hates bass music
>loves house
Trash taste, not even a wook
U guys are fucking legends
How big are you? I'm 7.25
Here's the redpill: If you're not Chad, don't even waste your time. Here's one of many TInder experiments:
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Catfish Male model with top 0.1% face. Results? Rejected by 73% of women. The remaining 27% who matched with him? 10.5% of those girls messaged him.
Imagine how demoralizing it would be to be rejected by 73% of women despite being a male model Chad with a top 0.1% face.
If the top 0.1% male is being rejected by 73% of women, the average man is going to be rejected by 98+% of women.
This
post more whores
Kek
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You are all betas. During covid 19 I’m having girls come over and literally just jerking off on them. No sex, no blowjobs. Just jerk off on them for 3 mins and then back to social distancing
SIMP
and, you're a weirdo. You told her she needs to lose weight while simultaneously calling her perfect. Enjoy getting ghosted soon.
Very comfy if you like nature & isolation.
Fentanyl mixed with some kind of cutting agent. I would post the other girl but the pic isnt that good. She had hair near her butthole it looks like but I was probably too high to care
Aalands? Heres my ex gf. She was hot as fuck
BASED Amerimutt
New England bros.
Fire up tindr and look at all the NYC girls and boys that fled the city into new England.
It's Abso-lutely ridiculous.
Extra credit if you create a profile and tell them to get back.
Why do black girls always hit on me?
HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA. These are fucking hilarious.
>bragging about gf
>putting your gf on the same level as whores
sad tbqh
may be she is a whore lmao
Irl you have those soft factors. On Tinder, it's first and foremost visual. "How good is the messaging conveyed in your profile picture?" is the question. Then it's text game - removing all kinds of body language, diction, and the smaller pool of fish at an irl venue.
You can be ugly and pull irl because you can leverage factors that don't exist on Tinder. That doesn't work well on Tinder, which is 80% looks and 20% text game.
What the fuck is this gay shit
Had a chuckle, but you're a faggot.
I miss opiates sometimes. Got off them in july, was in a suboxone program. Be careful with that shit.
If the lads want more, then more!
Pretty much this, and before any retard starts up with NO IT'S NOT LIKE THAT fake anecdotal bullshit just understand that the 80/20 rule on dating apps has been confirmed by everyone who's actually taken the time to pick through the data.
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Basically here's how you play the game. Upload 3-5 nice photos of yourself (actual good photos though, not some shit selfie) and invest a bit of effort into filling out your profile. The photos are like 95% of what actually matters but still, make the rest of your profile look proper. Use the app normally (as in swipe only on the women you find attractive like you're supposed to, don't fuck up your algorithm by mass swiping) about a week or so and at the end of that week take do an honest assessment of how well you're performing. If you find you're getting great matches, consider yourself lucky and do your thing. If not, just delete the app and move on with your life. Don't bother paying for super cuck boost points, changing up your "strategy", learning "game" , browsing r/tinder for faggy pickup lines or any of that simp shit. Just accept that you're in the 80% and focus on meeting women in real life. The real redpill is that these apps thrive on pathetic simps, which are the ones who never take a hint and dump loads of time, energy and money into them for no return. Don't be that guy. Just test the waters for a bit and if it's not for you then it's not for you.
Gotchu breh
And. Nutted on her she thought it was hot so she wanted to take a pic. I miss her bros and we broke up like 3 years ago ;-;
>Tfw not even a Chad but still have +1,000 matches and dozens of girls messaging me first
What do?
Wow lol
Nice looks comfy.
It doesn't concern you, nigger.
I used to use Tinder just to see how many swipes I got, sort of like a glorified Pokemon go. Most of the girls were 5s to 7s but occasionally would get some very sexy ladies on there. Only ended up fucking one in 4 or 5 years. I would just jerk off to the match and forget it ever happened.
:)
It's called based
She was some tinder chick that I was snapping for a bit and the once lockdown came she was bored and I said come over and I’ll just jerk off on you. She was like ummm.... and I said well we can’t really actually hook up. And also said you’ll be amazed because I cum like water coming out of a firehose
You faggotts are all cringe. No wonder you’re single and not married.
Thank you! Looks beautiful!
I’ve gotten laid a handful of times from Tinder girls. Currently though the app is pretty much pay to play and even then like 40% of the profiles on it are fake. About 6 months ago I used it again and even paid. I had over 15 matches and not a single response. The second I let my subscription run out the matches ended.
male curiosity you dumb roastie
The average man is rejected by 100% of women on tinder.
50% of men will never get a single tinder date in 1 year of usage.
Only 8% of men will get a date on tinder.
If you haven't been on a date within a week, just uninstall it. You're not hot enough.
what a whore
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>get married with an used roastie! She is not going to make your life hell at all! :^)
nah bro, only way to marry again is if women lose all their fucking handouts.
You’re the brodozer.
I got banned for turning down a tranny lmao.
Cant even get a phone number to spoof a new account.
This is what I get for swiping right on everything without looking.
Real Yas Forumscels are virgin retards, everyone ITT is from /soc/
How do I into girls? I managed to rid myself the nicotine jew last month so recently have felt empowered to potentially not be such a shithead. I just don't understand how I'm supposed to meet a girl.
was gonna have an 18yo over from tinder but her mom doesn't want her leaving cuz of Covid
fair point but you can still get good photos as an ugly person. Like I said, the odds might be against you but chances are someone will bite. IRL approach gives you more control though for sure.
Awesome, I want to visit Nepal and northern India someday.
>not a Chad
>literally hundreds of matches
Pick one.
Imagine fucking a girl and then texting her 20 minutes later like a simp
Underrated
>t. Chad
They have way, way more men on the platform than women, on top of that the women are very selective so a lot of guys don't get matches.
Unless you are a solid 8/10 plus, if you're an average or slightly above average guy, they don't want you on the platform unless you're paying them $15 a month.
>tfw only likes I get are from landwhales
you lied to me Yas Forums
I can pull 6's and down all day, but for some reason I'm not handsome enough for the 8s-10s.
Pic reminded me of this. Those were the days.
God I want that to be true
kek
Wasn't AIDS suppose to stop this shit?
Is that thankot or what?
I'm a solid 8, 6'3 with a killer beard, well over 100 matches in the span of a week. It isnt that hard, but I certainly wasnt getting the cream of the crop.
If you take it seriously, you should at a minimum not be fat, have decent fashion sense, and get professional photos - and those go on discount on Groupon all the time.
>1-2 professional photos, don't dress like a goober trying to interview
>1-2 good selfies
>1 fun photo - hobby (cool ones, no bangable woman cares about Warhammer), travel, dog pic, etc
I honestly want this more than pussy right now. Sad.
fpbp, if you're not a chad get ready to cringe, personality sure isn't your strong suite
Having regular sex is concidered a taboo nowadays. What the fug...
I’ve been clean off of them since September if I recall, after od’ing my 3rd time. Glad to hear you got off, though man. I miss them too, especially Oxy 80’s. You still on suboxone? I assume not unless you don’t consider suboxone an opiate. What was your choice?
T-the what? As in dozing off? Never heard that before
Yooo that pic lmao. What’s in them cheeks? You can pull them man, just might have to pay or flex on them. Ever play around with strippers? Keep slaying
Here’s a different ex-gf. I wish I had more pics, she was model-tier
can't believe this shit is real. you're using a chad image but still
Also I've had many women asking me to hit or choke them during sex and it's always super awkward but I always do it anyway, because I'm such a giving perosn.
I just want a wife bubba.
Reckon I'm gonna settle with a slightly heavier blonde and blue eyed girl, as shes not busted and wants kids.
I can dream of all the hot models in the world, but I likely wont get them this time around. I'll be happy with aryan sons.
Last one boys
What are you dude Arabic ?
She doesn't want to get pregnant, that's the easiest way to scare off a girl