New Zealand Lockdown Comfy Thread

I hope the borders never reopen

>Cindy figured out that people might need to buy appliances and tech

Surprised it took this quick, I thought she'd only twig around week 3

No, I'm white. I voted for NZ First last elections

Been thinking this as well desu

Went out for a walk today, decided I wasn't missing much, went home again. Made some bread in the breadmaker to go with my soup for dinner. Thinking about what I'll eat for breakfast tomorrow. This is my life now.

Hope no one saw you and decided to dob you in to Ms Ardern

Do you morons even realize that these "bucks" aren't free? Governments will be printing the money which in time will make you poorer and more dependant on the government. This is the worst thing that could happen.

You're still allowed to go out and get exercise in your neighbourhood. There were a few other people out there.

We are allowed to walk around our neighborhoods, just no stopping and chatting with people outside our bubble.

Same this is dope.

Anyone been listening to pic related? Another episode was supposed to launch today.

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>super market
>queue
Kek sucks to suck. Also, I'm essential too fag fuck u

fuck countdown, stupid fucks won't pay us more. make sure you guys steal as much from that hell hole

Is it true that people are getting dangerously horny because of the lockdown? I'm just watching tv and shit, don't even feel like wanking lately.

Working from home, the mrs is too, fucked her at lunchtime.

Nah it's just making me hate the missus more and more. She gave me a blowjob on Saturday night after I got drunk and I came in her mouth. Shit was cash

I'm voting Act next election

Literally just read an article saying Countdown were gonna pay you guys more

Who's eligible for jacindabux?
What are the strings attached?

I'm not sure about if you're an employee. I'm a self employed contractor and it was piss easy to get it. Went on the website, filled out very minimal details. Literally just my name, contact details and bank account number and they paid it into my account in two days, no further questions asked. It was retarded.

There's fine print in the legislation that says if you take the money you agree to be her toilet slave.

I'd love to see some hard dates and plans. Stuff like when they will reassess, exactly what their plans are. Maybe those are out in the public and I just haven't seen them, but I find it a bit bullshit that the govt has this much control over me.

Ordered some stuff online just before the lockdown that didn't get processed in time so I'm annoyed that I won't be receiving that too.

>We are allowed to walk around our neighborhoods, just no stopping and chatting with people outside our bubble.

That sounds so fucking gay. Don't penetrate anyones bubble user. And make sure you dob in anyone not following the rules...this is worse than communist china and it's not going away anytime soon.

Hi David

Earn money? Can't earn money because of the China virus? Get some Jacinda bux. If your employed, your boss fills out the forms.

>Get some Jacinda bux.

I dont work, I'm not on the dole and I have over 100 thou in the bank, can I get cindy bucks?

Yo I remember you Palmybro. Still have masks and hand sanitizers?

Fuck new zealand, this is now an America thread because we are the only country that matters in the world.

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If your earnings are unaffected, probably not. Why do you have that much cash? Surely that's not your only capital right?

Also guys, be prepared for this to last longer than four weeks.

>Jacinda said today on Newstalk ZB that this may need to go on for a further four weeks
>Other politicians calling for a total 12 week lockdown
>Army friend of mine from Linton told me that they've been told that this lockdown is expected to last 3-6 months
>JacindaBucks given out are already there to cover 12 weeks of disrupted income

Yeah I got some still. I think about 18 masks and 5 bottles of hand sanitizer, a box of 50 reasonably thick rubber gloves

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Yeah, they scrapped having to provide a business number.

Ah the old leftypol 'only chinks vote for nats'. Lmao and only niggers vote for labour

It's not printing money it's a rebate from the last budget surplus. It's literally free money going into people's hands instead of into infrastructure.

Same, happenings maybe making me calm and ready rather than 'need to fuck mode'

I am homeless kiwi bro,, I never been on winz before all I have is a cell phone car and a few dollars

I work as a handy man but with the shut down there is no way I can work to make money. What do I do? I only have 40 dollars and my tank is on empty

Any help guys? Any advice for me? I can't apply for winz over the phone I need a computer to do the application

When are they going to announce that the lockdown will be extended? Seems impossible to do it in a way that won't piss everyone off. Imagine if it's 3 weeks from now, the lockdown is about to end and they go "We've decided we need 4 more weeks of lockdown" there could be riots.

Fuck this ZOG country.

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How the fuck are you homeless?

winz has computers inside, go inside

ive chatted with people outside shops and over the fence.

young people think self isolation means you cant talk to other people. not that makes a world of difference for them since they are socially retarded anyway

You can post here presumably on your phone but you can't fill the application on your phone?

Can I have 4 masks pls, and one bottle? Swap ya with a 1.1 L Jim Beam if you deliver out

how come you get 7000, but your still working?

what loses is it covering for since youve still got income coming in?, doesnt make sense in the slightest

My prediction would be after the four weeks, they'll go on about how they've looked at the figures and projections etc.. and I'm guessing they'll either lower it to level 2 or 3 for another four weeks, or just say the case numbers are still too high and say level four is carrying on for another month

Oh yes, could be keen. Got no problems helping a fellow user out

hope those fuckhead backpackers got arseraped by the police for doing what they were doing.

I think it will be 3 weeks after the start of the lockdown with gradual opening of "non-essential services"

I cant believe people are being so light on the horse in chief , that dunce deserves to hear the public's anger for not closing the border immediately but kia nigger ha and keep going.

>the lockdown is about to end and they go "We've decided we need 4 more weeks of lockdown" there could be riots.

They can fuck off, No one is going to sit inside for 3 months because a few 90 year olds may die from the sniffles. Makes you think about the semi auto ban and the gun buyback...like they were preparing for this for a long time. I don't think it has anything to do with the flu either.

How we gonna sort this lol

>I think it will be 3 weeks after the start of the lockdown with gradual opening of "non-essential service

If there is anything left to reopen after this.

>Be prepared for the influx of rich Americans ready to take solace in your country where they bought up all the best lands

What are you guys doing during the lockdown?

It's getting depressing playing vidya all day.

If your business is going to have a 30% drop in revenue due to the virus, then you can apply for it

Ha, I know who you are.
Pretty comfy not working, upgrading my cooking skills and clearing my to-do list

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Pretty comfy 4 week payed holiday. How bad is this going to get here anons? Deaths in the 1000s or did we catch it in time?

>Be prepared for the influx of rich Americans ready to take solace in your country where they bought up all the best lands

The borders are closed for up to 18 months at the moment

Practice yoga, meditate, read, shitpost play board games with my bubble people

>What are you guys doing during the lockdown?
>It's getting depressing playing vidya all day.

Drinking piss, playing elder scrolls online, wanking

hopefully this virus kills some asians so there is less traffic

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Gross is this supposed to be gourmet cuisine in furry seed filled fruit land?

I think we got it early enough, our hospitals shouldn't get too flooded.
I predict only a few thousand confirmed cases max, less than 200 dead

hopefully they'll fuck off back to china

Look at the charts and extend the line out to three weeks from now. By that time the confirmed cases will be high and the rising death toll, of which some will be younger people with no underlying health issues, will be front-and-center in people's minds.
Everyone's bitching right now about lockdown but the reality of the reason behind it hasn't reached them yet. Once it's being weighed against 'die in a jam-packed hospital on a ventilator' you'll hear a different tune.

post tits and pussy.
Not hers, yours

Few, seems like it's all under control thanks mummy jacinda

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Not sure man, don't want to accidentally dox myself

>if she keeps fucking me off I might throw her out.
Because of the situation you'd have the full weight of the law bearing down on you if you try it, unless she has some unoccupied premises she can go to.

No, just a well made Stroganoff
I'm not trying to cook some "haut cuisine" just increase my skill level
It was delicious

jacinda isnt doing the work,

civil defence is, government is essentially shut down

What are you talking about, do you mean NEMA? Civil defence is pretty much just a brand, not an organisation.

Not to property owners... were preparing to evacuate to our ranch on the South Island near Queensland, it was stocked with food and firearms over 5 years ago and we had our permits to enter the country

Browsing the internet, watching tv and movies, drinking coffee and vaping, becoming mentally self sufficient. I will leave this lockdown more powerful than when I entered it.

Good because my uncle had informed us it wasn’t some 3rd world like Ireland eating haggis out of some sheep intestine they cut in half with a “blade”

jacinda is a dumb frampt faced cunt

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There'll be plenty to open after this user, except I hope some of the shittier bakeries stay closed for good

>near Queensland

That's in Australia

>Not to property owners
yes
Only citizens and peoples with permanent residency

And then the second wave hits.

Queenstown