Landlord here

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you,re such a pathetic loser
namefaging and larping everyday what a fucking disgrace

implying landlords fix anything anyway

Landlords get the rope.
Post your your face and address faggot.

Hire some local goons to kick them out

Have gay sex

>What the fuck can I do?

Know any hard, pipe-hittin' guys who have pliers and a blowtorch?

>Break key in half
>wait for tenant to leave
>insert bottom of broken key into lock
>self-quarantine

Two words: squatters rights
And due to the moratorium from covid-19, you're legally fucked.

not every landlord is a jew

Document it, when the courts reopen they will owe it in back pay with interest.
Landlords then and landlords now are different. Landlords then we're basically taking advantage of sharecroppers, not people who were making 20% renting a house to a zoomer
Illegal
Yeah. I don't know what's with the landlord LARP and hating around here. I think it's discord trannies

Kill yourself

Destroy his FICO. He'll be begging to have it removed when the rental market post apocylpse requires 700. Think LONG GAME.

This is a time of crisis you Fucking kike.

This

na that dude larped as a doctor yesterday and something else the day before he's just a fucking attention whore tripfagging like a newfag and all the normie baiting in the thread is just sad

Have you tried dipping into your rainy day savings?

seething poorfag

As a landlord myself go fuck yourself. This is unironically why we need tighter lending on people getting multiple houses. You probably moved house to house putting 5 percent down to take advantage of conventional lending. Give them free rent they've been building you equity.

It's not really tenants that are fucking you over, it's the elite class banking system. The idea is to bankrupt small landlords so they can seize the property and centralize control over rental market. Look above you, not below.

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>be renter
>don’t pay rent because faggot commie who hates private property
>lose personal property when it gets put on the edge of the street by cops and you don’t have time to move it all
Renters are generally subhumans. Sage all anti-landlord slide threads.

>1 post by this ID
>SeaChad...again
How the fuck do you faggots keep falling for these bait threads?

all the retarded newfag in the thread just search the archive with his tripfag you gonna see the dude is a clown he post on Yas Forums is about 6 month he started making thread since a couples weeks he does LARP 1 posts by this ID and everyone bait like they have no brain

>since about 6 month*

Retard tripfag stop making these shitty threads.

Just pay your damn bills until you run out of money, then the gubmint can pay them for you.

Where are you going to find marshals enforcing evictions for the next couple months?
Hell, where are you going to find a court to sign off on any evictions?

Get fucked.

Evict them soon as it's done and report their names to the renter's Association, have fun trying to rent a place after this is all over losers cause no one is gonna rent to a loser that don't pay his/her rent

Just sell the property and get a real job where you don't need to put up with so much crap. Sorry about the problems man.

My dad had a few small apartment buildings. We used to tap on their doors with a baseball bat when the rent was overdue.

who the fuck tips on rent

I told my landlord I’m out of work and tried setting up a payment plan with him. He told me no and that I was going to pay it all on time or he would contact his lawyer. I am going to stay in this house rent free until the court opens back up now and if he comes around here I’m going to whip his old ass to near death

I’d shoot you in the face and get away with it

Not how that works, if they have the credit score and the deposit you cannot refuse to rent to them. Sorry fag

If you are so dumb to become a landlord without knowing how to evict people, you absolutely deserve this situation.

Tell him the police are also cutting back enforcement of anything below a major felony (this is actually true abcnews.go.com/US/police-implement-sweeping-policy-prepare-coronavirus-spread/story?id=69672368) so you'll be paying 10 niggers to beat his ass and throw all his shit out.

get ready to live in a homeless shelter, cuck

Give your landlord a nice Colombian Necktie for Easter.

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Fucking kek @ pic , otherwise fuck you kike shill. Get out .

That obviously never happened.

Tell them that the bank will evict once they seize the property for landlord not paying.

Like this guy said, make a log. Don't charge interest because they can take you to court for that.

Burn the house down with him in it. He dies. You collect insurance. Win win

>evictions are frozen in most places for the next 90 days
>hold off paying will day 89 because fuck you
>landord cant do shit

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What if the coronavirus kills all the police?

Just like jobs you can refuse anyone and make up literally any reason other than "nigger" and no one can ever prove discrimination

You can eat shit on your lazy investments, leech.

Heaven on earth

>tennets
your brain is like a turd

Why don't you just dip into your rainy day fund? You do have one don't you bro? You aren't some useless millennial without savings to fall back on? You haven't leveraged your debt to the highest possible amount have you?

Stop making these threads you poop head

What other reason would you have? If you meet the requirements it’s cut and dry. Expect a lawsuit if you don’t comply. Big apartment complex’s know this and don’t try otherwise. You may be able to get away with it if you own a single home

Niggers wouldn't exist anymore and neither would ZOG.

You can suck it the fuck up like everyone else. This is a global crisis. You don't get to be exempt.

why can't you just shoot them up for invading your property? like a stranger breaking into my house. I don't know about American gun law. just curious asking.

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I got the reference

TRIPS

FUCK LANDIES

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>What the fuck can I do?
You can KYS, one-poster.

Sage you dumb tripfag nigger

You would go to jail for murder 1 if you did that

> fuck da police

If only blacks realized the police are the only thing preventing their mass genocide at this point.

>reminder that rent seeking is anti capitalist and the landlord class should be eliminated.

Question, you knuckle-dragging troglodyte. You low rent communist.

Are you against landlords or property rights?

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You should store all your farts in a giant pressurized container, and then attach it to their HVAC system.

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Lmao larping aside, is OP’s picrelated unintentionally arguing against tipping

Something tells me you don't own any property nor live in that country.
If you actually do, you would remember Taiwan have gazillion cameras setup just like UK.

will these mass evictions do anything to the rent prices?

9+9+9 = 27
2+7 = 9

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>unintentionally
You're not that bright, are ya?

Court's closed due to Aids.

Fuck Landies.

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if you spent your rent on a video game you are a moron and deserve to be Nooked by your landlord

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Maybe if you worked a day in your life you could pay your own mortgage. Maybe if you lived within your means you'd have a rainy day fund. Maybe if you were a legitimate business man you'd have diverse investments. Get rekt, faggot.

I have started making chicken milk shit bombs. It’s raw chicken, human shit and milk all stored in a mason jar. I put them in all the vents. Since it’s getting to summer the heat isn’t used as much so it’ll have a good few months to fester. Once the heat starts getting used again it’ll make the sludge expand and pop the top. It’s fowl as fuck. Fuck landlords

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Hey Grug, first rule of government spending is why have one when you can have two at twice the pice amirite?

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Start throwing rocks and stink bombs etc into their windows.

If literally every tenant in building is refusing to pay rent shut down the utilities for that building.

Based